>"""super""" man

>>82846692
>having this much autism

It's a sad unavoidable part of being a guy
>tfw balding at 21

>tfw my hairline is like that but lower
Am I going to make it?

>>82846692
I dont think thats balding, thats just a mature hairline with a widows peak, which is one of the most shit tier combinations anyone can have lel

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you realize women find mpb attractive on men dont you?
you are all so oblivious.

>>82846692
no thinning, no balding

just a mature high test hairline

>>82846692
>Im 1000x less attractive than superman, but at least I have hair right XD

That insecurity

lmao baldlets triggered hard

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>>82846816
pretty sure women find the widows peak to be the most masculine look

>>82847014
fucking afircan immigrant scum

>>82846873
Wrong. Women find NW1 most attractive. NW0 (similar to Reagan's hairline but even lower) is the only exception where more hair is less attractive, but only because it's overly childish.

NW2 is passable. NW3 is near-death unless you have very masculine features. NW4+ = you'll never fuck a prime female without paying.

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>>82847549
NW0 is this, right?

>>82846692
there is literally nothing wrong with that hairline

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>>82846692
Hi Henry

>>82847014
This man is the only muslim I respect.

>>82847478
Kys

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>>82847641
That's a NW1-NW1.5. He has temple recession.

pic related is a classic NW0

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>>82847670
just gonna henrypost

>>82846778
>23 and being badly outflanked for 2.5 years now

Been buzzing it off for a year, though. Lucky to have the best shaped head possible for being bald.

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>>82847741

Is it women or gay men who make these threads?

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why do people give so much shit to Henry about his hairline, when there are plenty of other actors that also have receding hairlines?

>>82847798
because henry is otherwise a perfect specimen

The guy is just beautiful

>be insufferable aspie
>instead of becoming obsessed with mathematics or reading, become obsessed with celebrity gossip and other vapid inane shit like examining peoples' hairlines

Combine these with being a /pol/ whiner and I think this site must harbor the perfect specimen of "shittiest person on earth"

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>>82847789
What does it matter, anon?
Henry's beauty is universal.

>>82847814
sounds like u would swallow his load, bro.

>>82847798
this guy is not supposed to be a character with a square face and a head full of black hair tho.
Superman was never balding in a comic

If Cavill could pull off any other emotion other than annoyed he would be a decent Superman, but he can't. I think it's not his fault though, because he's done some decent stuff other than Supes so I think the fault lies with the director, and given the directors for the DC movies that doesn't surprise me.

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>>82846692
POST YOUR PICTURE, OP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

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>>82846778
>tfw just getting some white hairs

>>82846692
>tfw balding at 25

i can still be man of steel right? ;_;

>>82847944
>this guy is not supposed to be a character with a square face and a head full of black hair tho. Superman was never balding in a comic

Okay, but Cavill still has a head full of hair. Some receding at the temples isn't the same as being bald. And if he does legitimately start going bald, they can just use movie magic and hair pieces to keep his current "look" of hair.

/tv/ - insecure people strike at others insecurities to get over their own insecurities by pretending to not be insecure, yet the insecure people fall for it everytime

>>82846692
Has there been a bald Supes in the comics? It would be interesting to have one now.

>>82847786
>Leave Marvel to me

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>>82848040
Is little babby going bald in his 20s?

Hasn't his hair been like this for a long time? Just looks like a widow's peak.

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>>82848103
N-NO NOT AT ALL

>>82848032
sure, they can. I'm just saying, the man has a considerably receeding hairline. Not anywhere near "he's bald!" but.. i think they should've fixed that shit since man of steel..

>>82848103
It still amazes me how so many people have been here for years and don't build up a resistance to these insecurity bait threads. Just a few years would grow your skin thick enough to handle anything.

This man is a beautiful hearthrob what r u blokes on about?

>>82847549
Imagine being so obsessed and sensitive over balding that you come up with these fucking classifications

>>82847696
That's subhuman spic-tier. Disgusting

>>82848225
desu with his facial features he is gonna look way above average even as a baldie
same can't be said for 99.99% of other men though

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How do I get a good haircut for my huge nose and oval face? Help me out /fatv/

>>82848103
fuck you man ;_;

>>82849780
Go to a hair stylist that isn't supercuts tier, have a few images on your phone that you like, show them to the stylist to give them a rough idea of what you'd like but ask for suggestions for your face and hair and they will give you suggestions and then cut and style it based on your response.

>>82849975
I don't really know what I like though, I don't have much of a frame of reference. Most of the shit online is on people with completely different faces, and it also can't be too try hard because I have no idea how to style hair myself at home.

>>82847549

>tfw NW0 and manlet

so that's why people think i'm gay

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>>82848103

>>82847944
>>82847944
>Superman was never balding in a comic
Superman's had a receding hairline plenty of times

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>>82847014
>I rate zidane

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>>82847690
>zidane

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>>82846692
Sadly it got worse

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>>82850342

>>82849975
But super cuts charge what a hairstylist is actually worth

>>82850342
>>82850369
I'm 27 and probably the same exact fucking pattern. And I'm so certain at this point it isn't any mature hairline fucking meme. Once it starts it all goes away. What a living.

>>82850088
just google popular (short,medium) haircuts 2017 and you'll find plenty of sites with images for reference anon find a couple maybe not all the same exact look and show them to your stylist

>>82850449
Just ask Bill Burr anon you can see the point were it just started to all go.

>>82847641
the thumbnail made me think he had a topknot/man-bun, holy hell

Why do white people go bald so fast? Never seen young balding asians

>>82850521
It's so annoying too because I have a baby face and weak chin/jaw, so basically the only saving grace is the spread out facial hair. I'm really confused how people cope with this shit when it's so fucking soul crushing.

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>>82850574
Instead of balding they have permanently fucked up hair.

>>82850574
probably a higher amount of receptors for testosterone from puberty

Asians are a malnourished bunch

>>82850574
higher testosterone. Asian men are basically women

>>82846692
>Have had this hairline since I was 15.
>Still get laid constantly.

Must be difficult being a pussy beta male.

>>82846778
Combe overs are your friend bro. Good enough for Trump good enough for anyone

>>82847478
>>82847690
He's the most famous French footballer and best coach of all time. He's French through and through m8

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>>82850662
>permanently fucked up hair.
Nerds who dont know how to style their hair and have blowcuts = fucked up hair?

>>82848380
You're supposed to be looking at the hairline homo

>>82851215
That facial hair and nose is telling me thats an arab

>>82846692
Baldies are just one step away from manlets, who are the most disgusting a man can get
if you are 5'1 or lower just do use a favor an kill yourself, and if you are bald just wear a hat

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>>82851268
Here is Japanese moot and his nose. Do you even know what northern asians look like?

>>82850310
>tfw to intelligent for soccer

Cavs is beautiful.

>>82847944
Christopher Reeves had alopecia areata his whole life and had to cover them up in the movies

>>82850293
hi /sp/

>>82846692
Is the joke that he's not actually balding?

>>82846692
tfw no ONE in my family suffers from balding

feels fucking good man

News flash your hairline receeds

>>82846778
>all men have shit hairlines

genetic trash hairlet literally thinks this lmao

>>82854386
If your hairline isn't two inches away from your eyebrows at all times you're balding

>board RIPS manlets with no mercy
>"girls actually LIKE shit hairlines!'
>"his hairline is fine!"
>"all men go bald by 40! unavoidable for any man!"

yup, confirmed my hunch

majority of manlet threads are made by ugly tall balding aspies

>>82854637
neither is good but at least some people can still look decent bald and at least it isnt a death sentence from birth, you get some time with your hair but youll be short forever. everyone rips on manlets because manlets are the cucks of the human species.

>dad still has great hairline/full head of hair at 65 years old
>tfw the same

Must be God's way of making up for our beak-like noses.

>>82854810
it means you are low-test

>>82854899

No, we're pretty good on that too, thanks for your concern.