>Boy 1: I shall put the magic spell on you!
>Boy 2: I have blocked your spell, wizard!
>Kyle: Hey, what are you guys doing?
>Boy 3: We're playing Harry Potter.
>Cartman: HA!! Fags!!
>Boy 4: A-at least the books were good though, r-right?
>Cartman: "No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs." I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
What did Trey and Parker mean by this?
>>84357820
That's you're an unfunny redditor
back door sluts 9 was kino
>>84358438
Makes Naughty Nurses 4 look like Crotch Capers 6
>>84357820
Well played
>>84358496
when a woman stands over a man and pees on him its called lovemaking and its natural
>South Park
Only legitimately mentally challenge people think this show is good over the age of 16.
>>84357820
Lol at least they did real magic in Harry Potter. Gandalf could only make pretty lights.
>>84358644
>4chan
>>84358644
>t. Rick and Morty fan
>>84358644
well it turned 16 pretty recently to be fair anon
>>84358496
It's Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2 you horrendous faggot.
Spongebob is better than South Park