What would you do with the remote?

>>85108723
pause this thread and fart in your face :P

>>85108723
>R___

>>85108723
I kinda forget the rules but I think you can make yourself age really quickly? I would press max fast-forward until I'm dead

Turn on the tv and watch some Seinfeld

Rewind until I stop thinking.

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Take a walk in the sun with everyone else paused.

Pause the thread and keep posting and deleting until I get dubs.

>>85108723
find a good day in the past and set it on loop

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>>85109355
oh nevermind, I would pause for long periods of time and rape every hot female I would see

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>>85108723
Kate Beckinsale

Duh

>>85109446
the remote isn't a miracle worker, anon

I have jerked off many times to scenarios with that thing. Fuck this movie.

I'm sure there's a good way to make money off this without just stealing shit. But I'm too stupid to think of it. I guess you could be a pretty good magician.

>>85109618
>see winning lotto number
>rewind
>get winning lotto number
or virtually every fucking bet ever
>rewind time and bet everything on Trump winning the election when the odds were at their best

>>85109665
I didn't remember rewinding in the movie, but if you can then yeah that's pretty easy.

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Unironically make 2011 threads and reply to myself then hunt down the janny and restrain him

>>85109618
fuck you must really be stupid if you couldn't think of these basic scenarios >>85109665

>>85108723
I would fuck a loooooooooooooooooooooooòooooooooooooooooo0ooooooooooooooooooooot of people. Like I think it's a problem. But that's about it.

>>85108723
in 100 years 10% of the worlds population would be my direct descendants

Go back in time a few years to stop all the fuck ups

>>85109862
RRREEEE I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T REMEMBER REWINDING BEING IN THE MOVIE
STOP BULLYING RIGHT NOW

>>85108723
this movie is responsible for my timestop fetish and all the sexual fantasies i had at the age of 13

>>85108723
Teleport feminists into refugee camps.

They will get culturally enriched by muh dickings.

TFW you realize the premise is absolutely the same shit as Groundhog Day

>>85108723 (OP)
pause this thread and fart in your face :P

I'd probably just fuck with world leaders at Press Conferences.

>>85110341
>man stuck looping the same day over and over again
>man fast-forwarding through his life, missing crucial events and experiencing a spiritual awakening that motivates him to fix his shit

Anon, are you retarded?

>>85110727
man is selfish
gets in a wacky tabacky situation non-explained
he learns from that lesson and becomes a better person

>>85110924
>man
>conflict
>man finds solution

You could say every movie is a copy of the last if you oversimplify that fucking much.

Fucking Beckinsale on infinite loop is the only right answer, surely

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The sequel is better.

>the unironically cried during this movie

>>85108723
change the channel

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>>85109325
>to scared to kill myself because of hell and all that
>rewinding forever would insure that I was never even alive and thus would never go to hell and would never feel the pain of existence
it's literally the perfect option

pause and sniff as much underage ass as a can.

>>85113400
Why stop at sniffing?

>>85113304
adam sandler hate wasn't mainstream until at least 2009. I remember people on /b/ saying they cried all those years ago. nowadays it's reddit to feel emotions, especially for something as stupid as this jewish filth

>find out winning lotto numbers, rewind and win them myself
>ask gf what she thinks about threesome with her sister. if she goes crazy, rewind.

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>>85108723
Liberal usage of the pause button to basically become Dio Brando.

In a world without Jotaro to kill me, I would be an immortal god.

>>85113425
because im not a degenerate

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>>85113278
these remind me of a better time

>>85110048
Okay. So you forgot that. Let's think of a way of getting rich without outright stealing or rewinding.

Hmm... I can only think of shorting the stocks of certain companies, and then causing destruction that will result in a sharp decrease in those companies' market values.

>>85111322
>You could say every movie
Boyhood

>go to bank
>TOKI WO TOMARE
>touch receptionist
>take all money I see
>position myself back in line
>open account and deposit money

First thought, I'm sure there are better uses though

>>85113815
>police investigate the missing money
>what do you think happened, bill?
>it might be the man who yelled "time will stop" in Japanese right before the tape skips, making it look like time has stopped
>but we can't be sure

>>85113589
IIRC didn't fucking with the remote too much cause it to become less reliable?

Can you have other people be unstuck in time with you, and do you stop aging while pausing for everyone else? Because if so, I'm gathering the top physicists/cosmologists in the world and stopping time until we figure out how to deal with this entropy thing.

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>>85108723
Rewind
Rewind
Rewind
Until I reach that turning point of my life where it all went to shit and do it all over again, but get it right this time

>>85108723
>See the lottery numbers for a big jackpot
>Rewind to a couple hours earlier
>Buy a picket using the winning numbers
>Fast forward back
>Win jackpot

Enjoy my millions

go back in time to save hitler

>>85114484
I wouldn't even fast forward, I'd rub it in.

What if the remote can't alter the time line though? Only let you travel it? As in, you didn't win the lottery, it's not in the cards, even if you know the numbers, it'll change because that's reality.

I forgot the rules

>>85108723
>do?
Your mom

>>85114613
Any device that lets you travel through a timeline can't prevent you from altering it.

>>85114836
Don't you theoretically create a new time line each time you travel?

>>85114925
Wouldn't have thought so. Unless you manipulate the time line in some way it should remain constant. Any alteration would create a new timeline but you could still go back to before that original event to restore the timeline.

>All these morons coming up with muh lottery bullshit
You can rewind, but you can only watch how the past events unfold, not alter them. That was one of the plot points of the movie, that Sandler ruined everything and couldnt fix it, so he's stuck with the life he built because he wanted to skip the "unpleasant" moments.

whatever i want cuz in the end it'll get reverted and i'll learn a lesson or something

>>85108723
Cum in a girls pussy while shes live on tv then come back home with some popcorn and hit unpause and watch the face she makes when she suddenly feels a bunch of cum runnjng down her pants

>>85108723
Stick it up my ass

>>85115577
I never watched the movie but what a fucking useless device. I'd bin the thing.

>>85114925
Even if thats true, why would it matter to you? You're still living nice in your timeline.

>>85114565
We have a visionary amongst us.

In no particular order:

1.Fuck every celebrity I ever wanted
2.Fuck every crush from my high school
3.Warn Patrice O`neal about Diabetes.
4.Go back to the 80s and 90s, experience those things as an adult.
5.Fast forward until the seasons of all my favorite tv shows come on air.

BONUS:
Find out where Ghost Adventures films and make the crew think they encountered the greatest ghost in their history, do funny things not harm them.

Masturbate and cum until I fill a 2 liter bottle, then go to a big cafeteria and look for the hottest women then pour a bit in their foods and drinks, then take a sit and press play.....listen to a symphony of hot women eating my cum as I eat my burrito with the biggest boner I had in my life...

I'd be really paranoid when it came to fucking someone so I'd have to shave my whole body and only stick with the ass and mouth

>>85115858
But bro you have a time remote, they will never be able to catch you if you sleep with your remote on you at all times.

Even if the feds bust the door you can just pause kill every one of them, burn the bodies, etc

You can even go into the FBI headquarters and just wipe their servers or just steall all evidence pointing at you.

Dont limit yourself...you are the Timelord, rape away.

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>>85108723
Wreck space time so bad that Hitler could not possible kill that amount of people

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>>85109325
see
>>85115577

Did you people even watch the movie? You can't use the remote that way you fucking idiots find something new.

>>85115915
And maybe take some English classes.

>>85108755
This always bugged me

shouldnt it be called "Shoot" ?

>>85115930
Do you think I fucking care about the "lore" of that garbage movie?!?!? THIS IS A THREAD TO SHOW OUR CREATIVITY WITH THE TIME REMOTE AND HOW WE WOULD RAPE EVERYONE.

Lets us play REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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fast forward till I don't exist.

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>>85115975
>what would you do with the remote that only works in specific way?
>I'D USE IN A WAY THAT IT DOESN'T WORK FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT AND I WANT IT TO TURN ME INTO A FUCKING TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

you cant go back in time you tards, its a replay function, not a rewind. you're just watching what happened

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>>85108723
I'd rewind time for 6 years and live in a state of perpetual party rockin'.

>All the people saying rewind
It doesnt allow you to go back in time, only observe past event from an outside perspective.

You can pause, slowmo, translate and such thoug.

Also fast forward, but that button is broken

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>>85108723
Go see dome dinos

>>85115969
Click is the sound of a remote, if it's a gun then it should be bang.

>>85108723
this movie still makes me mad. instead of an interesting movie about a unique time fuckery device it's just "uhhh it doesn't work like you'd expect lol hope you learned your lesson pal :))))"

>pause
>take batteries out
>stomp on remote
Perfect existence.

>everyone saying you can't rewind
>poster says "REWIND TO PROM NIGHT"

>>85109502
miracles are all it does.

rewind and kill hitler in his moms womb

>>85108723
when l and i are that close together in that typeface it really looks as if the movies is called KEK.