so what happens when the guy gets hard?

>>86494108
they have an intern suck him off

>>86494108
they ignore

>>86494108
They crash that pussy with no survivors

What happens when the girl gets wet?

>>86494593
They have an intern standing by with sanitary napkins

>>86494108
>implying you can get hard while in the middle of fucking nowhere while it's 200 fucking degrees, insects flying all around your junk, and cameras watching your every move

>>86494642
Porn manages to do it

>>86494677
You need to smash your dick vigorously until the bonner goes away

>>86494677
they send the goon squad

>>86494677
Report her parents to child services

>>86494677
start looking at an adult woman right as that happens. no one will know.

>>86494677
pedo pls leave

>>86494677
Take a picture with your phone and go to the bathroon

>>86494677
The only thing you can do, Punch dick.

>>86494677
>cunny
I keep seeing this word what does it mean

forgive my ignorance it's my first day here from reddit.

>>86494677
Stoopid bonner poster

>>86494177
Topkek

Probably true desu

>>86494848
Properly means's a girl's delta of venus but here it means sexual young girls.

>>86494848
Yung pusy

>>86494677
belly first on sand

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>>86494108
>so what happens when the guy gets hard?

He gets sued for sexual harassment, dumbass.

You can't just get an erection in front of a women unless you are already seeing her as nothing but a sex object. If his dick gets hard, it means he no longer sees her as an equal human being but as a piece of meat for his sexual desires to devour. And that's a big no-no nowadays.

>>86494890
>>86494901
I'm still a bit confused. I'm more a visual learner.

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>>86495611

>>86494108
Why has no dude attempted rape yet?

>>86494677
That's why you always create a boner hole in the sand when you first get there.

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>>86495783
>why has no dude committed a felony on camera in front of dozens of witnesses yet?

>>86494677
>expecting anyone under the age of 70 at a nude beach

>>86495783
>>86496046
Yea, and even if you could pull it off, they wouldn't air it any way.

I've always wondered if there's ever been a couple on the show that had sex off camera.

>>86496075
>never been to Europe

>>86494677
>>86494739
Yes they will. Get beaten to death

>>86494108

He rapes all women in vicinity

>>86495681
Nice set up

>>86494677
Stare right at a woman's ass.

>>86494677
Reminds me of story with sister....

>>86497161
oh boy

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>>86494177
and I thought my job sucked
HAHA

>>86494677
Kill boner looking at old mans ballsack

>>86497341
What if that doesn't work?

>>86497201
Should continue? Ah fuck it

>be 10 years ago
>go to beach with my sister and our parents
>we're both around 11 or 12
>decide to explore the beach while our parents set stuff up
>wander around for a bit, the beach is pretty empty, but we hear some noise and laughter in the distance
>we come across some nudist hanging out on the beach
>me and my sister stay back about 30 feet and watch them for a bit
>it wasn't even a nude beach and the people weren't attractive, but it captivated us for some reason
>end up saying "I bet that feels good"
>sister says "what?"
>"you know, being naked, and feeling the sun on your skin"
>she agrees and I don't think much of it
>10 minutes later she says this is boring and we venture off again
>she stops, turns around, and says she wants to try it, to feel the sun on her skin

Continue?

>>86494593
If she gets wet, I'm gettin hard

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>>86495681
>visual learner
Top kek

>>86497369
>What if staring at his balls doesn't work?
Then fuck the old man in the ass

>>86497411
>Continue?
yes

>>86494848
lurk moar faggit

>>86497411
>I am hesitant at first and embarrassed, I say what if someone sees
>she's says she'll go first and I keep watch
>several minutes go by and I hear her giggling
>ask if she's naked and she says yes
>instinctively turn around and she is completely naked with her arms at her side
>she keeps laughing and says now you do it
>take off my shorts and lay down next to her, have a huge erection
>her eyes bulge and she says whoa you're hard!
>say yeah it's because you're naked, you have a nice body
>she blushes then asks me how I masturbates
>I say like this and guide her hand to my dick and stroke it up and down
>eventually I let go and she keeps stroking
>I close my eyes and start breathing hard, feels so good, suddenly an explosion and I cum the biggest load of my life all over my chest
>sister is surprised and is like does that much come out every time?
>I say not always, and then she says now I'll show you how I do it
>she closes her eyes and bites her lip and rubs her pussy furiously
>I get hard again and start stroking, we cum at the same time and she makes fun of me because only a little cum came out
>realize how long we've been gone and run in the ocean before meeting back up with our parents

It was really only that one time and we never talked about it again, probably would have never happened if we didn't see those nudist

>>86494177
Joke is on you. I never look bigger that when after cumming.

>>86497581
nice fantasy faggot

>>86497629
>We never talked about it again
Everytime

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>her eyes bulge and she says whoa you're hard!
>say yeah it's because you're naked, you have a nice body
>she blushes then asks me how I masturbates
>I say like this and guide her hand to my dick and stroke it up and down
I hope you morons who asked for more know that the fat autitst masturbated while making this up

>>86497629
All for you

>>86497640
How was I supposed to approach her? Hey let's get naked again? Yeah right

>>86497706
Wow, you can Google fat guy with computer. Good for you shit for brains

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>>86497732

>>86497749
You mad you never jerked off with your sister on a beach, alt-lefty?

>>86497800
Did you just assume my political affiliation you cishet shitlord??

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>>86494677
You turn yourself in to the feds

>>86494177
IMAGINE

>>86494677
Bury your dick in the sand. If you have a foreskin you'll be fine

>>86497732
Rekt

>>86494642
My dick could do it.

they cut

>>86494108
I think they did talk about this at one point. Because the guys had morning wood. The girls would just laught it off

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>>86494177
>mfw trying to apply for the show and get regulated as the designated boner reliever

>>86497420
Gentlemen, we have a conundrum

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>>86494177
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>>86500111
VERY nice

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>>86494876
Jesus Christ something horrible happened here

>>86494108
why are shows like this allowed? it will just turn more women to black guys because they will see how much bigger they are.. sad.

>>86501928
Haha lurk moar

>>86501928
It was nothing

Not even one of those meem things where they act like it was epic

>>86501979
Why did you delete your other bait to replace it with this one? Neither were particularly compelling.