why do they either hate or say "meh" to literally every

>>86493520
>not realizing that opening sequence was a bit

Are you memeing or are you that fucking dense?

>>86493520
It's just an act. They're intentionally reviewing a bad summer horror movie that no one wanted a review for and brushing over all the big summer movies that everyone wanted a review for.

>>86493520
I remember they really like GOTG v2

I am surprised that no one is talking about the WB scamtest

>>86493520

Jurassic World. I wish I was kidding.

>>86495422

The what?

>>86495536
they acted like it was shit at first then by the end they are in love with it. pathetic. I hope no one actually takes their reviews seriously.

>>86493520
They fucking loved Force Awakens and any Disn-- I mean MCU film.

>>86493520
they have shit taste, get this through your head.

>>86495570

Mike loved it and beat Jay into submission.

>>86495570
Fuck off.

>>86495564
New Annabelle movie has a contest where fans could send in homemade short films based on the movies and meet the director if they win, the rules state that the studio can use their submission and the entrant be awarded $100 if they make a movie out of it. Also if the director is busy that day then the winner meets some studio executive. If he's busy then you don't meet anyone.

>>86493520
The VVitch

>>86495422
Because they'd have to give a flying f*dge about it and that cr*d movie first.

>>86495680
he's right you know

>>86493520
they both look so old and worn out

>>86495536
>>86495570
>>86495637
Jurassic World was a good summer blockbuster. Fuck off with your reddit groupthink

>>86495874
Fuck right off.

>>86496040
Lol mad

>>86496259
Yeah, right. Fuck off.

>>86496010
No it wasn't

>>86495696
the director literally tweeted about it

Stop watching pleb youtube crap

>>86496343
admittedly i didn't hate it as much as i thought i would but everything not concerning the logistics and science part of the park and attractions was really weak.

>>86494155
I like it too and I'm a genius with 10/10 taste. You must be the other guy.

not bragging or anything but I could rattle of several movies they've said they love. I'd even say the majority of movies they review on HITB are given a pass by one of them.

>>86495946
I think Jay looks great, I would suck his dick, no homo

>>86493520
>review Dunkirk badly
>hacks

>review Dunkirk well
>frauds

>don't review Dunkirk
>hackfrauds

>>86498344
>be gen x
>never hold real convictions because need to please everyone
>no one respects you for this because it's not genuine so into the trash ya go

>>86498344
So you're saying they're cowards.

>>86498397
>>86498415
It means Dunkirk is an okay movie and reviewing it as "okay" for 30 minutes would be boring.

They rip on Stuckmann so they're ok in my book

>>86498414

>>86495422
I honestly enjoyed that bit more than I would have enjoyed a review of any film currently in theaters. Because it's the kind of thing I otherwise wouldn't have heard about.

>>86498447
thats not a valid criticism thats an excuse

every movie that comes out is meh

>>86498493
"valid criticism" is a fake pretense because you think they owe you a review. they're entertainers not reviewers

Probably because most modern high budget releases are meh at best. They grew up in a time where the mainstream action/adventure movies were actually worth looking forward to and made their fame on picking apart the Star Wars prequels that didn't live up to that standard, so it's not really surprising they stick to that sphere and reflect the increasing banality of the industry.

>>86498561
then why are they not entertaining!?

Pre-TFA, Plinkett review era Mike > Powergap > Fat Jay > Pre-2014 Rich > Chad Jay > GMP-Era Mike > Current Year Mike > Jim > Colin > GMP-Era Rich > GMP-Era Jay > Gillian > Len (2nd appearance) = Freddie Williams (1st appearance) = Jessie > Powergap > Drunk AIDSMoby > Len (1st appearance) > Freddie Williams (2nd appearance) > Powergap > cancer > Powergap > Karen > Current Year Rich > Gilchrist > AIDSMoby > Beardfat > Max Landis

>>86498648
Or maybe

Just maybe

They overplay the importance of 80's blockbuster as fuck because they grew up with them. The OT SW movies aren't perfect. Far from it. They assume those films the standard template for film. Ignorant plebs.

>>86498874

Obviously they weren't perfect, but the list of things the modern reboots and comic book movies do better is a short one.

>>86498447
>Dunkirk is only okay
>but all this comic book drivel we review is great
lol kys

I assume they'll talk about all that shit in their yearly "movies we didn't do a hitb on" video. I was hoping they'd do Dark Tower or something.

>>86493589
Yet they never fail to review the latest capeshit film

>>86499278
It's still a business and those get the highest amount of views

>>86499349
Dunkirk would have gotten them views just as big as capeshit, it is Nolan afterall.

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>>86493520
>Stuckmann actually posted in the video

absolute fucking madman

>>86499349
They are sellout hacks we know.

>>86499111
Why do you need these strangers to validate your opinions this badly?

>>86499409
what did he say?

>>86499409
where?

>>86493520
The previous episode when they reviewed Spider-Man Homecoming

>>86499409
He seemingly took it like a good sport, good to see hes turning less of a bitch.

>>86500003
He said Annabelle creations was great

>>86493520
>What was the last movie they said was good?
Some Marvel flick or whatever one the studio paid them to say it's good

>>86493520
>I don't understand jokes
Thanks for sharing

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>mfw the Annabelle competition contract scam
Maybe RLM should make a series on contracts and Hollywood fucking over people as well as actors.

Because they genuinely love cinema and the cinema-going experience but are alive at a time when anyone with any creative talent is making TV shows for Netflix and HBO and the only movies released in cinemas are prequel reboots designed to appeal to the non-English speaking Chinese market.

>>86499371
No it wouldn't, Nolan's done.

>>86500924
>the only movies released in cinemas

Go to different cinemas, the arthouse never went away.

>>86493520
They liked Baby Driver, Spiderman: Homecoming, and GotG 2 off the top of my head.

>>86493520
>What was the last movie they said was good?
Baby driver. Literally the last half in the bag.

>>86501296
>Just found out your town has a film society that is always showing classic films and screening weird indie shit
Pretty hyped to be honest.

>>86501555
>>86501508
>>86493520
It never fails: whatever the most recent video is will get one of two reactions.

>RLM liked the most recent movie they reviewed
>"OMG RLM likes every movie!!"

>RLM doesn't like the most recent movie they reviewed
>"OMG RLM hates every movie!!"

>>86501604
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!

Happy viewing my dude.

>>86501508
Why do people watch them? A child of five has more discernment than them.

>>86495637
Mike only loves it because it had a hot redhead.

>>86501731
That's a good reason, CUNT IS LIFE!

Sorry, but seriously.

I love cunt so much.

>>86501508
They only liked Spiderman homecoming because it wasn't another tired reboot and it had the tools to be more original despite it being a mediocre capeshit

>>86495570
That's exactly how my feelings of the movie played out while I was watching it too.
I went in expecting to hate it and be smug about it and then around 1/3 in I realized I'm watching a silly dinosaur movie and then started enjoying myself like I did with the first one as a kid.

>>86493520
"Mad Max Fury Road is the best movie Ive ever seen I cant believe I saw a practical effects masterpiece again in my life time."

"hey Rich did you see Death Race (2006) with Jason Statham? It has a bunch of practical effects too."

"NO BECAUSE THATS SOME STUPID LOW BRAIN ACTION MOVIE WITH NOTHING TO CARE ABOUT IN IT NOT LIKE MAD MAX AT ALL.GOD WHY DOES HOLLYWOOD NOT BELIEVE IN ORIGINAL IDEAS ANYMORE."

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>>86493520
Look man were not biased we just think that every movie made in the 80s are the best and all modern movies suck. I saw Aliens and Robocop in the theater and theyre the best movies ever made, its true all modern movie suck and only the 80s and some of the 70s have any actual good movies.

>>86505764
Literally nothing you're saying is an actual conversation though. Stop writing fanfic about e-celebs, you worthless faggot.

>>86505788
But RLM likes plenty of contemporary movies. What the fuck are you babbling about?

>>86505764
Rich is extremely close-minded.
He won't even watch a Miyazaki movie because he saw trashy pervy animu once and it was awful.

>>86505802
And yet if any of them were to mention Death Race they would probably be all "meh" about it yet Fury Road is a masterpiece.

>>86505828
Mike and Jay sure but Rich is a fag

>>86505943
Rich loved the new Spiderman

>>86505881
So you're complaining about what you THINK their response would be?

Also, Death Race is fucking weak as shit compared to Fury Road, you dumbass.

>>86505881
>i'm butthurt that the guys at RLM would prefer a good movie over a mediocre one
Do you even realize how fucking stupid you sound?

>>86505965
thats because his attitude in general is changing but I bet if he were to see that movie like 8 years ago he would be very adamant about it saying its whatever.

>>86506015
Death Race is better than Fury Road bitch

>>86493520
i thought it was funny how they keep cucking the director and he keeps saying shit like "Still love the guys! xD"

>>86493520

Maybe because modern movies are shit?

And they loved Arrival.

>>86506067
>all that supposition
Do you actually have autism?

when did tv hate rlm?

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>>86508442
after autistic prequel fags escaped /co/

>>86493520
If they say they like it then they would have to defend their opinion and they'd have a chance of being wrong.

>>86493520
>Literally every movie
But they don't? Watch their review of Krampus. Mike argued it should've won an Oscar.

>>86509670
Yes, because they've literally never said they've liked anything in the 100+ episode history of the show.

Why are the faggots that post constantly on /tv/ pretending to hate them such fucking retards?

>>86505788
>unironically arguing that RoboCop and Aliens are inferior to the RoboCop remake and Covenant.
The fuck is the matter with you?

>>86506111
The Max Landis jab at the end of their 2016 In Review episode was up there, too. They can be relentless.