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>watch Messi play every week
>get obsessed
>want to be like him
>buy Adidas tracksuit and get tattooed
>want to play football at local team to become a pro
>the local team has training
>I'm watching by the fence
>suddenly jump in the field and kick the ball into the river next to football field
>"anon you have to pay for the ball now"
>stare at coach for 47 seconds
>"are you retarded or what"
>alphaasfuck
>"I dribble"
>whole team burst in laugh
>"get lost weirdo"
>started to run like Messi from the field
>came home
>run to my room and cry alot
>mom says sh'e ordered me a pizza
>tought to myself "atleast cheese pizza after all that stress"
>came to dining room
>a fucking capriciosa and pepsi twist
A real human bean
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the moment you tattoed yourself you fucked up. Like i love and respect ibra and all that but i wont copy him, but you copy him and youve literally got nothing then bruv wtf. You lost me when you tattooed
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>>73998879
I miss the old Messi
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>buy Adidas tracksuit and get tattooed
>buy Adidas tracksuit
>buy Adidas
here's where you fucked up
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>>73998879
>pepsi twist
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>>73998934
Adidas is objectively better than Nike. Do you have Nike tracksuits? No? Well Adidas became famous with them.
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>>73999096
t. Works for Adidas
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>>73998879
>le sign all the players who dance when they score FC
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>ITT: People unironically rating tracksuits
Are you 13 m8s?
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>>73999109
No but they really are the best. I have three Adidas suits and love them. They are expensive, but worth it. Comfortable, stylish and fits with everything. You can wear them at home while relaxing or for some fancy occasion, too. Nike doesn't have any comparable product. They only make decent shoes and even there i'd question the edge over Adidas. Also did you know: Reebok belongs to Adidas. Really great brand.
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>>73999155
>stylish
t. Gopnik
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had a laugh m8
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