>be me
>tfw big dick
>fuck cute hooker
>she cums like 30 times
>says I'm the best she's ever had
>tells me she hopes I come back real soon
>>34901784
Start charging money from her next time you see her.
>>34901784
Plot twist
The hooker is 12
>>34901784
This is some of the fakest shit I've ever seen written and I've been browsing /r9k/ almost since it's inception
You are a baiting faggot
>tfw big dick
>tfw will probably never get to use it because im ugly as sin
>>34901891
wear a mask to an orgy or something
>>34901784
>be hooker
>tell sad, horny bastards that they're great in bed
>they all come back a second time to make me happy
>buy new shoes
makes sense to me desu
>>34901784
>wakes up
>still dicklet virgin
there i finished it for you