>schizophrenic gf is telling me the spirits are blocking her

those spirits sound like a real pain in the ass

sounds like a hassle, you should leave her.

Those spirits sometimes block my shits

You gotta wait till they let you

>>34913716
Tell her the holy spirit is taking control of your penis and he's going to fuck the shit out of her asshole.

>schizophrenic gf went offline for almost a week now

>Schizophrenic gf telling me about how "shadow people" are trying to rape her again
I wish I was joking

>>34913797
Is this a normal thing for schizophrenia afflected people?

>gf
heads, shoulders, knees and toes

>schizo gf telling me Manic street preacher's singer is hided inside her body

i believe all of you guys

>ywn be a hero and save your gf from evil spirits by punching the air

>>34913852
>>34913815
that feel
>>34913874
Mine wouldn't let me do that because she'd think I'd lose.

>>34914004

i hve no idea about schizo,
but couldnt you make her believe your winning by saying things like "take that, now ive got you, ill punch on another planet"
and then doing a victory pose