>waiting for pizza man to deliver pizza
>anxious as fuck
>kill me from stress
You are a gay
End yourself
>>34913631
Thanks for the Pepe.
No Originaruu
>>34913647
Im so stressed
>tfw no pizza to share with my qt husky wan wanWhat pizza are you getting faggot
>>34913631
Are you going to answer the door in just a towel and then "accidentally" drop the towel, like in so many probably-fake webcam shows?
>order pizza
>anxious mess the entire time waiting
>keeping glaring at the window
>every car that passes is excitement followed by frustrated disappointment
>i hate feeling like this
>oh shit he's here
>HE'S HERE WHAT DO I DO??
>better hide in the other room so i don't seem like i was anxiously waiting for him
>*Knock Knock*
>casually walk to the door with hands in my pockets
>put cash behind here so i can grab the pizza and have a smooth transaction
>he says words
>reach for pizza like always
>he pulls back "that'll be $20.72"
>this was not anticipated, root around in my pockets for money
>oh dam where did i put it
>clears throat "is that it on your head?"
>oh yes haha, keep the change buddy
>later on scream into pillow with my grease covered face
>>34913631
just b urself :)
:stopmute: