I went to film camp. I've read Sartre. I've read Thomas Pynchon. I've read Ayn Rand. I've been to Italy. I've been to France. I speak french. I've been to Spain. I've been to South America. I've been to Kenya. I've been to China. I've backpacked across Europe. I prefer tea to coffee. I've been to Greece. I love greek food. I'm a foodie. I'm always on the lookout for a great little place to get breakfast. Sometimes I go to Barnes & Noble and lose track of the time. The black people that I've met said I have a lot of flavour. I love my Macbook, but I also love my Macbook Pro, it has the word "pro" on it. Short for "prolapse". I drive an ancient Volvo that barely starts. The Matrix and Inception are the first movies in the last 10 years that made me really think. And yeah I paint, no big deal. I think conventional painting rules are stodgy, archaic. To bend the spoon, you have to realise there is no spoon. Think outside the box. Coexist. Coexist, and one more thing - if you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", you're a fucking idiot, get the fuck off my Facebook wall.
>>35076113
So we looked at the data. We looked at the data and what we found surprised us.
>>35076113
>I prefer tea to coffee
Most of the world prefers tea to coffee is this supposed to make you interesting?
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>>35076113
Parts of this are actually kinda nice but most of it sounds like pretentious bullshit.
>>35076546
>>35076660
It's a parody.
It's making fun of pretentious college graduates.
From now on, you'll be known as Moon Man