Reminder to drink more water. If you think you drink a lot,

>don't have shit genetics
>don't ever have to worry about pissing out a stone

feels good man

>>35098588
Is that a kidney stone?

Lel this isn't an original comment

>>35098588
What the fuck is that? What does it have to do with water and drinking it?

If someone had to piss that out I feel sorry for them.

Look at all those corners.

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>>35098588
Smoke it please

>>35098675
D I C K L E T SPACE D E T E C T E D

>>35098588
could also be a gallbladder stone, in which case drinking water isn't gonna do jack squat afaik

>>35098588
lol, it's a stone made of piss

how the fuck does that not permanently shred your dick when it comes out

>>35098588
>the punisment for eating too much salt and grease is pissing out a serrated rock
If there is a god, he's one mean motherfucker

>>35098783
one of that size would be surgically removed, not pissed out.

>>35098783
That one was too big to piss out, had to be surgically removed.

>>35098588
I had a kidney stone but it was nowhere near as big as that. Mine was about the size of a screw on glasses.

>>35098783
How small is your dick lol

>>35098588
Is that a fucking kidney stone, holy fuck it's gigantic, that's not healthy t_b+h f+a_m.

>>35098851
You can fit your whole finger down your dick? What the fuck is wrong with you man?

>>35099016
can't everyone?

>>35098588
>tfw thought that was some kind of weird flower at first
Jesus

>>35098588
EAT IT
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>>35098817
It's not grease and fat and shit, it's consuming too much caffeine and sugar.

>have kidney problems
>always dehydrated
>know this shit is inevitable
>always in suspense whenever I feel pain

fuck my life

GOOD GOY DRINK MOAR FLORIDE

>>35098745

Being a dicklet is probably an advantage for kidney stones. Less distance for the stone to travel before it leaves your body.

>>35099729
Wrong, it coming out of your dick is the easy part. Dick size makes no difference.
The pain from kidney stones is from it traveling down your ureter (between your kidney and bladder). The ureter is extremely narrow compared to your urethra, and it gets stuck inside the ureter.
This causes urine blockage and build up around the stone, stretching it out, which is what causes the pain

>>35098588
How the fuck do piss this out.

>>35099681

t. toothless soda drinker working on his type 2 diabeetus

>>35099936
i dont consume sugar

>>35098588
It's actually kind of beautiful. Will you wash it and put it in a glass display?

>>35098851
Lol at you thinking you are making someone feel embarrassed when you really just mugged yourself off, mate. Fucking autist.

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Imagine if it were 1512 and you had to piss that thing out and fucking died from it because it's 1512
what a hellish scenario

On the other hand, they didn't have gallons of soft drinks to drink in 1512