/britfeel/

I don't trust myself to drink alone.

I'm already a fat fuck, I don't need to add alcoholic to the list.

http://www.strawpoll.me/12408805/
need more responses lads

>>35098777
I haven't but I never claim to. I might have legitimate anxiety/depression but might just be a meme.

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>mum left the cookie cream ice cream to melt yesterday and ruined the tub
>buys this today instead

quite a downgrade, but it doesn't taste that bad

>>35098777
50% autism. Impressive stuff /britfeel/

>>35098769
i only really drink alone lad, every night by myself. got some chums calling by tomnorrow though for the annual visit

>>35098777

Not officially, but strongly suspect aspergers.

>>35098777

no, i avoid doctors like the plague and if i did get tested for something like that i think id try to act as normal as possible, for example if i was sure im a sperger then id act like im not one for the doc, i think that being diagnosed with something like that would kill the small amount of self confidence i have left

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i am drink, today

>>35098741
I'm not a brit and I'm not even in the UK

Can I still talk here and have good times with everyone? I'm just lonely and these are some of the most consistent threads here.

redpill me on commuting by bus

Is it awful?

>>35098802
You actually took a picture of this thinking any of us would care.

>>35098777
nice digits, no formal diagnosis yet, but suspect sperg. got an appointment in 2 week to find out about going for assesment. so will hopefully find out soon

>>35098863
yes

get a car

>>35098869
make sure you bookmark the poll

>>35098850
>no money for booze tonight
The nights drag on without drink

>>35098861
I'm alright with you, lad

There will probably be a lot of people who give you shit but that's 4chan, also probably a lot of stuff you won't relate to at all but see how it goes m8

where are you from

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>>35098861
I'll grant you a one day visitor pass. Bring me back this image tomorrow to renew it

>>35098863
yeah. it really is, i fucking hate it, crammed in with all the norms
not for me
t. a lad that spends way too fucking much on taxis

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>>35098865
no bully please, when you consider everything you shouldn't care about any post here as its all irrelevant tosh, also you took time to respond so its actually your loss. I actually feel better by posting my uninteresting stuff here as a release

>>35098906
I'm with you lad

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Good evening, /britfeel/!

How are you all doing on this f-f-friday night?

What have you been up to and what have you got planned?

What's for din dins?

I hope you're all doing well and have had a great day so far doing whatever it is you've chosen to get up to!


>>35098861
It's the brit inside that counts, friendo!

>>35098865
Holy shit mate, quiet down. Do not bully a good lad posting his ice cream pics. That's what britfeel is all about.

>>35098906
you actually made me feel bad. sorry mate

>>35098893
Sorry to hear. I can imagine it really does.

>tfw no one to share it with

>>35098894
Thanks mate. I know there's probably a lot I won't be able to relate to personally but I feel that there are threads that interconnect robots across the oceans. I've lurked here a while and a lot of you have the same problems I do, and a lot of you would make very good mates.

I'm American btw.

>>35098895
I'm doing it. You won't think I will, but I'm going to do it. You'd better be here to see my post or I'll be embarrassed.

>>35098944
Good lad. I am always here. Keep your bird pic safe, you'll need it

Only 5 cans of Guinness in today. Better than nothing I suppose.

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I've got 3 litres of 14% red grape and I'm getting fucked up, lads. Shout out to Securityanon, Sneklad and all the Anonymous posters whom I appreciate greatly but obviously cannot name by name. Love you.

>raises glass and burps

>>35098944
Just be aware that it's going to get proper quiet after a few hours as all the lads start to go to beddiebyes.

You ever been to any British nations?

>>35098861
no lad, im sorry, i'm sure you're a perfectly nice lad and all, but britfeel is for feels related to being british and living in britain
most of us struggle to interact with anymore, including online, but giving us a place where we know that other lads have similar lifestyles and circumstances allows to have a small sense of comradeship

Got six Stella for a fiver and a half ounce of skunk. going to take Mr Cuddles for a walk and then i'm going to get comfy, lads

>>35098777
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12408805/

I like your digits

>>35099011
Cheers for the shout out, lad. Have a merry old pissup, don't let yourself become a sad cunt.
I'd join you for a drink but I'm on shift.

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>>35098944
HELLO YANK! CAN I BORROW MONTANA?

>>35099030
Listen to lenlads teachings >>35098921
https://youtu.be/ble1Zeb7N8k

>>35098944
im cool with you posting here. the odd american is fine.

>>35098865

You made this post thinking HE would care? What a mug.

>>35099050
>don't let yourself become a sad cunt.

Too late! Watch out for penguins, you!

>>35098865
Who cares about any post that anyone makes?
Don't be a dingus.

>>35098700

It doesn't look good and I've only got 4 cans of stella in the house

>>35099017
No, but I would if I could. Which part do you live in anon?

any of you lads into reading?

if so, tell me what book you are reading. i am reading the history of the peloponnesian war.

Anyone else in britfeel doesn't drink? What am I actually missing out on.

>>35099067
lad, i may have the body of week and feeble NEET but i have the heart and stoamch of a king! and a king of england no less!

>>35099138
Being drunk is hard to describe.

Do you do any drugs we can use as a comparison?

>>35099138

i dont drink because of a medical condition, small amounts of alcohol makes me really sick, in my experience if you dont drink there are at least 2 things you will never get
1-friends
2-a girlfriend

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>>35098777
I voted no before reading the whole question because I thought you were asking about autism only and I have ADHD kek

>>35099144
No never done anything. Didn't have mates that did drugs in school or uni so didn't get into that. Mum had serious drink problems which basically put me off it for life.

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let's see the loves of your lives eh lads
tis the waifu for me
>>35098802
silly mummy.
did you make her get a replacement or have to get it yourself
>>35098895
you are a kind soul aren't you lad.
>>35098895
people bully all the time lad, ignore it.
>>35098921
need to do some cleaning, got some chums coming round tomorrow and muh hpuse is a right fucking state. as per
din dins is 2 ham hock in cider with mustard mash ready meals. mmm mmm
not got some doom bar to wash it down
so glad i was introduced to it.
>>35099011
love you too lad.
getting fucked up is fun :) i'm not getting fucked tonight but will be tomorrow

>>35099138
i drink but when i am out with friends. i dont know why anyone would drink on their own.

being drunk feels like all your senses are numbed

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Don't come on here often but feeling pretty lonely. Anyone want to meet up? Femanon btw

>>35098921
evening lenner

Just had a little yoghurt and granola pot for my brekkie, got a big old salad from tesco for my lunch and some wholemeal pitta for my fibre fix. Trying to eat better because a sedentary job like this will make you a fat bastard in no time.

Feeling a lot better tonight, thanks in no small part to having you lads to vent my spleen at. Might actually take another crack at my book tonight, I'm feeling creative.

>>35099092
I'm always vigilant for penguins, lad. You put the fear in me last time, I'll never let them get me.

>Too late!
Sorry to hear that, mate. Put on a movie while you drink to distract yourself from your head? Ed Wood is a good one if you've never seen it.

>>35099138
humiliating yourself in front of girls and depending on your drunk temperament, humiliating yourself in front of everyone else

t. teetotal lad that tried it a few times

doesn't help that I'm ugly and creepy though tbqhwy

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>>35099185
Dearest Roastie

Please get off of our board.

Signed

GantAnon

>>35099164
thats alright lad, adhd is a meme anyway

>>35099164
would you describe Laurs expression as sweet contempt?

>>35099185
>Femanon btw

i know this has got to be bait but im going to pretend its not. why not just go on a dating site?

>>35099185
Replying to this post will get you pushed into a birmingham canal, I 'guarantee it'

>>35099170
I didn't ask her to buy any

she just bought vegan dairy free cocunut ice desert randomly, I'm not one for products like this usually but it doesn't taste that bad.

>>35099138
It's fun, but it's something that grows on you.

First time I got drunk I vomited it all up again, told all my secrets and innermost feelings to my bf who was there and spent the next hour clinging to him because I felt so dizzy I wanted to cry.

But over the last year I've gotten more used to it, the dizziness has faded a lot and it's a nice feeling of not being ashamed of anything you're doing and just being more outgoing in general. I'd advise you to start with beers, even though they're very gassy and make you wanna burp a lot. That feeling fades too with time.

My favourite now is whiskey and coke, the coke mixes well with the whiskey and nulls a lot of the bite.

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>>35099216
I don't know, I'm bad at reading facial expressions. She's a cute though and I'm going to marry her.

>>35099218
I don't really feel comfortable around the type of people who go on dating sites, they are all just looking for a quick fuck. On here I thought I could meet someone nice.

>>35099235
>bf

Are you a faggot or a woman?

>>35099242
>tfw no lavren gf to castrate you for looking at her tush on the bus

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>>35099252
>On here I thought I could meet someone nice

why am i even replying to b8

>>35098893
I fucking feel you so bad. can't even afford fucking smokes. And even If I could, it would change nothing because I would have to consume 'em alone

>>35099261
faggot

He's a robot too so no bully

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>tfw unlimited confidence but only when no ones around

>>35099242
She's cute but she's a feminist piece of shit liberal and even though her feet a very pretty I swear I'll kick her fucking head in and bite her throat out if she gets within range. Fucking porridgewog bitch.

>>35099263
Her abusive relationship must have been really fucked up for her to hate all men and white men specially

>>35099137
I do, though I'm not a big fan of nonfiction. Reading Neil Gaiman's Norse Mythology at the moment, last thing I read was Nemesis the Warlock which is a great graphic novel series, last proper book I read was Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson, which was a great cyberpunk book except for the painfully long chapter about ancient babylonian linguistics.

>>35099127
I live in Kent, south east England. It's alright, lots of green countryside and nice beer.

You should come see our fair land some time. Just stay clear of London.

>>35099304
Her feet are a 6 at best desu. I reckon one good hatefuck then throw in the bin.

>>35099310
hope it was an abusive relationship of the hot bdsm variety

>tfw no lavren gf to fulfill the repressed submissive desires of

>>35099252
>On here I thought I could meet someone nice.

have you seen how people talk about women on r9k? learn how to bait better

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EVVEEER FALLEEN IN LOVEE WITH SOMEONE, EVEER FALLEN IN LOOOVE. IN LOVE WITH SOMEOOONE, EVER FALLEN INNN LOVE. IN LOVE WITH SOMEOONE YOUU SHOULD'VEE FAAALEN IN LOOVE WITH

>>35099092
nowt wrong with penguins lad
https://youtu.be/hxtvrdP8an0
t. a penguin

>>35099313
sounds like you have interesting taste in books. i normally read none fiction although i do read fiction sometimes and thoroughly enjoy it. i have a handful of phillip k dick novels on the shelf that i want to start soon.

i normally read none fiction because i find it interesting to learn about things but i understand that isnt for everyone

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>tfw no mentally ill britbf

>>35099422
https://youtu.be/DI3u7g8PPEA

>35099422
What does the t. meme mean, is it "translation"? Please no bully

>>35099303
thats not real confidence

>>35099437
I love learning about things, but I just don't enjoy sitting down and reading an entire book on it. I prefer to watch documentaries for my nonfiction fix, when I immerse myself in a book I prefer it to be bizarre shit that doesn't exist.

>>35099303
>I can turn invisible but only when nobody's looking

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>>35099397
No it was pretty bad stuff if she's not exaggerating.
http://www.marieclaire.co.uk/uncategorised/lauren-mayberry-from-chvrches-abusive-relationships-essay-35756

>>35099381
Foot fetish is degenerate.

>>35099464
It means "regards".

>>35099170
Boo for cleaning, do it in short spurts to make it more manageable!
That din dins sounds bloody lovely desu, gone for the old chicken tikka myself, very lovely.
Have you managed to go to your doctors appointment yet or is it still some time off?

>>35099198
Evening, security anon!
Is it their seafood salad? I always grab that whenever I have a train journey for work, it's v v nice.
Good job on adjusting your diet for your work, I put on weight when I started my office job because I was just sat down munching biscuits all day!
Really glad to hear you're feeling better, friend! If you're a writer I hope you'd feel comfortable sharing, I'd love to give it a read!

>>35099464
Thanks. As in signing off a letter.

sleep well snekbro
https://youtu.be/zCFLXQdjegU
i wonder what he was going through?

>>35099507
fair enough, lad. i prefer reading a book on the subject because i learn more from it.

>>35099481
>>35099523
https://youtu.be/xECUrlnXCqk

Ooga

>>35099464
terveisin

Instructive plural form of terveiset.
with regards (informal address with the signature of a letter)
it's finnish

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It's paranormal night on really tonight lads
Let's watch some true gay ghost adventures
>tfw stuck in East Devon

>>35099547
>degenerate
>r9k
Nobody cares

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>>35099575

evening devon lad, hows your week been?

anybody fancy a stream of "the room" tonight?

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Save money on balaclavas AND keep dry for up to 12 hours by wearing a pull up nappy

>>35099304
>I swear I'll kick her fucking head in and bite her throat out if she gets within range. Fucking porridgewog bitch.

Oh wow, a real life internet tough guy. Don't hit me, bro! D:

>>35099593

You look like the Rubberbandits retarded third band member.

>>35099595

what the fuck is a "porridgewog"??? i cant believe ive never heard that before, thats a cracking insult

>>35099613
Scot

How do I become a normie and ask a girl out, robots? I've got 9 years for my wizard pass, should I even care about women?

>>35099632

Excellent, i know two "porridgewogs" personally, i cant wait to tell them what i think of them tomorrow

>>35099633
Cut your dick off and offer it to the girl you like. Its a good aphrodisiac for her and her bf. She'll appreciate you for life

>>35099633
>should I even care about women?

yes, but dont let them consume your life. it is a great pleasure to seduce a women.

>How do I become a normie and ask a girl out, robots?

if you like a girl, tell her that you think she is nice and ask for her number. text her for a bit, and then ask her if she is interested in doing something with you, maybe get a pint with her or what ever you want.

>>35099548
Nah, I'm not a fan of seafood. Can't really get past the smell, childish as it sounds. Just a plain old mixed leaf salad with carrot and corn, it's quite nice with a bit of vinaigrette.
I fancy myself a bit of a writer, but I've been in a bit of a rut lately after I got 40,000 words in and realised I hated every word. I think I'm ready to come at it with fresh perspective now though. I shared a bit of it here around christmas when the slump began, and lads were very supportive, but it's difficult for me to want to share any more of it given how negatively I'm feeling about it at the moment.

What do/did you do for a living, lad?

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>>35099590
Okay then lad

>tfw I fell asleep

>>35098777
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12408805/

I got tested for autism and was found not to have it

>>35099706
actually so nice it makes me angry
god damn why could I have beautiful genes

In the bath lads. I like the heat. It cleanses me

>>35099548
well. i'm not gonna bother doing the cleaning tonight, will treat myself and do fuck all.
will just try get it done in a few hours tomorrow morning.
gonna pop the tea in now.
ah fuck, gonna have to do some washing up. bugger :(
yeah got an appointment in a couple week.hoping for a lethat dose at appointment, but doubt i'll be that lucky desu

>>35099595
Shut up you prick I didn't say I'd hit you but Lauren Mayberry would get battered straight up (after I make her wear tan tights and rape her and cum on her toes) you stupid feminist liberal cunt.

>>35099591
Pretty quiet this week. Haven't done too much. Start work on Monday though woo!

>>35099766
you wouldent do any of this. you would probably stand there awkwardly and do fuck all if you seen her.

>>35099749
iktfb

somehow it's worse, it means I don't have an excuse for being this way

>>35099593
>I've been watching over you for nine years. You can call me Ishmael

>>35099772

youre wageslaving now? how long have you been out of work for? Im be shitting myself if i was facing work on Monday 2bdesu

>>35099766
rage anon off the meds yet again
when will he learn?

>>35099790
I did it to your Dad. I'd definitely do it to her.

>>35099803
hearty laffs lad

>>35099751
She's perfect, lad. Cute face, nice and tight body, even her feet are pretty. Master race Scottish genes.

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>>35099766

Pure cacking my pants here, mate.

Would you dick your micropenis out of your gunt before or after you beat up a tiny woman?

>>35099458
that's the penguin i relate with , but was told i was like the 1 i posted

>>35099806
Can you do me a favour and tell me how many times I've done this before and what it was I was raging about if you can remember. I need to tell my psychiatrist about it.

>>35099109
not good lad, it's shit when the beers are running out

>>35099766
take that, feminism

that'll teach you to think men are violent animals

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>>35099679
don't think i'd be able to deal with rejection, even though your advice seems great. Also I'm afraid that my personality is nothing but shitposting.

>>35099804
Out of work since November. It's seasonal and starts again Monday. Love it there famalamalamalam

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>>35099992
Nothing speaks the truth more than the bogpill

>>35099551
aw poor snek, just couldn't take it

>>35099691
That's not the first time I've heard that actually, shame though prawns and stuff are some of my favourite foods. Your salad still sounds good though! Vinaigrette is key!

Oh man 40k words, that's a tremendous amount of work! That's honestly amazing and I hope you don't feel the same way about it. I think it's much easier to disregard something you read over and over and over again to the point where it becomes something unimpressive.
I'd still love to read it if you ever have a change of mind though!

I still work in an office! I'm middle management so I'm completely expendable, but I quite enjoy it!

>>35099764
Ahh that's fair enough, been a long week no doubt so get your feet up and get some rest!
I don't care what anybody says, whenever I eat a microwave meal i eat it in the thingy it came in to reduce washing up ;_;
It's not lazy it's efficient!!!
Ahh I see, well I personally hope you don't get a lethal dose, I'd miss you a lot!

>>35099957
everyone gets reflected lad. its not as bad as you think. women reject guys all the time. you get over it. even chad gets rejected

>>35099953
I've no intention of proving them wrong. Just bashing and raping them back to before the stone age. Sneaky little fuckers. Don't let them gain too much power or you'll regret it.

POST PICTURE OF YOUR FEET LEN

>>35100170
Can't do that. They'll be able to track his footprints from the canal side.

>>35100155
Girls become feminists because something is wrong in their lives, not out of pure spite for men.

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>>35100170
Ok. Since you asked nicely

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>>35100155
women are beautiful, smart, loving beings, and they deserve respect. okay? we are all equal. all creatures great and small, god made them all.

>>35100215

fatties arent equal tho 2bh m8, regardless of gender

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>coming back from the shop with my beer
>waiting for the lift
>girl who lives on my floor avoids the lift
>two roasties get out of the lift and both give me looks of disgust

Honestly don't know what I'm doing wrong lads I'm just minding my own business.

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>>35100170
Ere yar lad

Evening lads, I'm off work at the moment with the depression and anxiety so it's a bit of a anticlimactic Friday night. May get comfy at home with a comic or an audio book. What's your perfect comfy Friday?

>>35100215
If your not taking the piss then, good on you

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>>35100241
kek, have a rare varg lad.

>>35100248
girls can SENSE anime fags

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>>35100215
I just want to cuddle her and give her my love and respect, but she's dating some ugly yankee cuck so now I have no chance.

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>>35100215
AAALLL THINGS BRIIGHT AND BEAUUTIFUL, ALL CREAAATURES GREAT AND SMAAAL, ALL THINGS WIISE AND WONDERRFULL, THE LOOORD GOOD MADEE THEM ALL

>>35100272
>tfw i'll never be rin in this situation

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>you're nearly 20 you really should have things more figured out
>maybe you should join the army! university might not be right for you
t-thanks mum

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>>35100128
It's an extremely crude first draft at the moment so it's not even something I'd consider worth reading, but I'd probably be willing to let the lads have a gander once I geared myself up a bit. You're probably right though, I'm bound to be my own worse critic, especially since I have to give it more attention than anyone else ever would. I'd hate anything if I had to dedicate that much focus for that long.
Alternatively, quantity isn't a mark of quality and it's actually garbage, and I'm deluding myself by thinking I could ever be a decent writer.

Middle management isn't bad, I imagine it's a tidy cheque at the end of the month. As long as you can afford to do the things you like, am I right?
I'm considering telling my boss I want to progress by the time the year's out, I like how quiet my job is but I think I might throw myself in front of a train if I have to do this forever.

>>35100214
that bloke on the left has some Limmy-tier grimace going on

>>35100215
whys napoleon wearing a red coat??
isnt that cultural appropriation?

>>35100330
I call bullshit it's probably because I look like a complete mess and dress like a white nationalist.

I feel like a side character in my own life lads

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>>35100360
that bloke on the left will be the next PM after the LIB DEM SURGE in 2020

Only the finest tesco 4 bong rose tonight. It's actually pretty good.

>>35100347
she's trying to help, lad

she's misguided but her intentions are pure, and ultimately she's right, university isn't for everyone
I say this as a lad who went to uni and ended up locked in his flat in a perpetual haze of weed smoke and whiskey vapour and only ever went outside to turn in assignments and buy more whiskey, I wish I'd done an apprenticeship or something instead

>>35100384
typical anime fag

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>>35100345
would you really though?
who would want to lick the soles of some boy feet

>>35100402
Why are they posing with milk, coffee, and tea? Is this some kind of superior Lib Dem political tactic?

>>35100402
My mistake lad, I don't really do politics.

>>35098741

Just done 12.5 hour shift, and a potential FWB finally has invited me round. I'm just too fucking knackered lads

>>35100402
I wonder if his hand is cold or they took breaks between shooting so he could warm it up again.

>>35100461
>12.5 hours

Fuckin ell mate. Are you ok? I couldn't subject myself to that

>>35100215
Fuck off you absolute cunt. It's that attitude that's allowed them to run so rampant that men are becoming trannies in record numbers just to try and receive anywhere near the same amount of validation, attention and thumbs up as they do.

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>managed to get my 20 year old scanner working in windows 7

Who else is celebrating small victories today?

Ok lads, would you rape a woman if you could get away with it?

>>35098741
Alright, so the Chav Wojak has left Abrakebabra, but how did he get there in the first place? Who unlocked the door? Did the former owner force Pepe to take over his business and give him the keys after he said yes?

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>>35098861
Depends, are you a darkie?

>>35100493

Its usually 9 hours, but Mr bergstein offered 18/hour if I did overtime tonight

>>35100540
nice try gchq, wasn't cloudfare enough for you?

>>35100332
I just want to rip a branch off one of those trees behind her AND SMASH HER FUCKING HEAD IN WITH IT YOU FEMINISED BPA-3 PIECES OF FUCKING SHIT!

>>35100341
You have a beautiful voice karaoke anon. I truly admire your work.

How many people can you lads think of?

I reckon I can think about 6, maybe 7.

>>35100584
All of my close relatives and neighbors.

Sisters friends are around. There's club music playing. I've locked my door, sealed the bottom of it with a towel. Got some supplies to keep me alive until they go. Some pombears, milk, water. Wearing my special headphones to block the sound. Think I'm ready to hunker down for the night and get real autistic.

>>35100248
when I got off the train today a group of laughing american teenage girls got off at the same time. the train wasn't very busy and I don't think they knew which way to go because I heard them say "let's just follow him" it was terrifying. I don't know why I'm so scared of teenage girls. I almost had a panic attack.

>>35100410
Had that before. Hope you've got at least 3 bottles or it doesn't work. Tastes alright though even though Rose is for girls

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>>35100567
This is why you will never have a beautiful family-oriented Scottish gf.

>>35100615

It's still 14% so it works fine and I have a bottle of red downstairs too. I'm a lightweight drinking on an empty stomach.

>>35100128
i keep forgetting about microwaving them. i normally do leave them in the containers, but there's a lot of sauce with these 1's and it's sooo fucking nice, i like to mix the meat, sauce and mash together
>It's not lazy it's efficient!!!
exactly. i want to be able to something once then through it away. paper plate sound great, but i'm worried they'll be too flimsy.
>Ahh I see, well I personally hope you don't get a lethal dose, I'd miss you a lot!
we all go 1 day lad, can't have life without death.
but i know what you mean, if you disappeared i'd be gutted.

>>35100602
>sealed the bottom of it with a towel
Duct tape works well, fold some of it over so it sticks to itself then use the remaining sticky bit to stick it to the bottom of the door.

I did this to cover the inch gap between my door and carpet (old drafty house).

>>35100612
>I don't know why I'm so scared of teenage girls
Because they are the most untouchable people in society and they know it.

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>>35100583
thhhAAAANK YOOOOOuuii

>>35100503
women deserve it. they have had a hard time for a long time. it is time we start treating them right. all creatures are equal under the eyes of god.

i pray for you. have a good night, god bless.

Who else here haunted by nightmares every night?

>>35100679
Alcohol generally prevents dreams being retained

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>>35100679
Not every night but last week I had one where I drowned and another one where my dad killed me and himself because of how disappointed in me he was

>>35100679
I can't remember the last nightmare I had. I normally dream about meeting a girl and then I wake up and realise it was just a dream. it's torture it happens almost every night. however I did have sleep paralysis for the first time last week. it was fucking terrifying.

Friday night drinks alone.
Every Friday.
Ayyyy.

My boss has rejected my resignation. Is this legal?

>>35100679
me. literally every night i have a fucked up dream. been happening for a good few years now. i forget most of what happens in my dreams but i always woke up from a night mare. all ways fucked up shit too like getting tortured, or being trapped in some fucked up war or something.

>>35100760
Doesn't sound very legal.

>>35100679
I never dream full stop. Probably dead inside tbqh

>>35100760
have you given your notice? if so then it doesn't really matter what he says, once your time is done you leave and never go back

>>35099464
>>35099547
>>35099549
>>35099569

kek all this time I thought everyone was just trying to speak Yorkshire.

going down t pit
going down t pub

>>35100780
>>35100770
Handed my notice in a week ago and specified 28th as my final day - which means my final work day is tomorrow. It's Tesco so you only need to give a week notice.
He's just said "Nah, not until you've got another job" and then goes on to talk about how he wants me training new staff next week.

>>35100679

I used to have horrible nightmares every single day as a kid.

I also used to think that the posters in my bedroom were talking to me at night because the dark would play tricks on my eyes and it looked like their mouths were moving.

>>35100829
if he honestly expects you to come in after tomorrow then he is a dingus

>>35100760
Depends on a few things, but in broad strokes, absolutely not. Once you give your notice, at most you have to see out your obligatory notice period.

Check your contract for a variation clause. This would be something that effectively says that your boss can change your notice period without your consent, but in general these things don't happen and you should be fine.

If your contract doesn't say anything to that effect, it doesn't matter what reason he might have for rejecting it. You're as entitled to leave your job as your boss is entitled to dismiss you from it.

>>35100679
Yesterday or the day before, I had a dream that I died.

>>35100829
Either go over his head or stop turning up after you've finished any notice you have. As long as you have some proper acknowledgement that you've handed in your notice, they can't do a thing.

That is if you even need to give notice at a retail job.

>>35100640
14% Rose? Are you sure? I've never seen it above 13%. Hope you get as blammed to fuck as I am tonight though, lad. I've got 3 true litres of 14% red.

>>35100863
>You're as entitled to leave your job as your boss is entitled to dismiss you from it.
Given it's Tesco, it's probably practically zero notice, anyway.

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rate left to right lads

>>35100829
>It's Tesco so you only need to give a week notice
I've worked at a supermarket before so I'm not so certain about this bit, but if that's true, there's fuck all he can do. Again, double check your contract and if there's nothing stopping you just don't turn up.

>>35100829
Haha as if. Just don't turn up after tomorrow. Does your boss think you're so meek that he can prevent you quitting? Are you?

>>35100829
>Nah, not until you've got another job"
Maybe he's just looking out for you?

>>35100760
Just don't turn up any more. That'll bloody show him won't it. Stupid fucking Paki.

>>35100894
4>3>1=2

originally so

>>35100894
that blonde one looks like she can take a cock, ill take her, thank you.

>>35100894
6/10, paki/10. 6/10, qt/10

>>35100894
4 > 3 > 2 = 1

>comment toooooo low in condennnntntt

>>35100894
Fucking Grinch Who Stole Chistmas on the far right.

They all look like once they hit 25 they'll turn into fat, chavvy single mothers.

>>35100894
4 >>>>> 3 > 1 > 2 originally lad

>>35100803
this winds me up. i might be getting this wrong but i don't see it as t' shop
i say it but miss out "the".
i'm going to shop
going to pub
going to bog for a wank
t. yorkshire lad

>>35100950
>They all look like once they hit 25 they'll turn into fat, chavvy single mothers.

at least they wont a virgin like you sad lots

Hi, Securitylad. It's the Anon who once asked you to smash his head in with a hammer in exchange for 950 pounds.

You're writing a book, yes? What's it about mate?

>>35100972
Yorkshire Sneklad.

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>>35098741
Who here /pulp/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTMWgOduFM

>>35100894
I mean I'd smash all of them but I wouldn't want my boys seeing me with either of the two on the left.

How we doing tonight then lads?

>>35098861
If you wanna fit in, perhaps try not shouting about how you're American every day.

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Rate left to right ladds

>>35100402

WTF? Are these doctored? Why was Tim Farron holding bottles of milk? Why does he look like he's doing so at gunpoint? And what kind of person prefers skimmed over the superior semi-skimmed?

>>35100987
Hey. I'll do it for 900

>>35101020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP06kxW_M3I

i hate myself and want to die

>>35101020

Quite intoxicated.

Limits my available leisure options, cannot deal with activities that require focus.

Hope your evening is going well.

>>35100477
Look at bottom row #2

That must have been the last one taken and he's clearly in pain

>>35100987
Hello lad, I hope you're not wishing for death as desperately as you were. That would have been a terrible way to go.

It's going to sound a bit poncy, but it's about a community of people who were once trapped in fairy tales and folk myths, and escaped to find they'd become partial fairytale creatures themselves, so they banded together and formed a shady little crime family in London. The main character is a girl who recently escaped herself and ends up caught in the middle of their shit.

>>35101009

>tfw you live near Sheffield
>the lyrics are 100% true

being poor isnt cool

Sneklad it's Zenlad, or "wise wanderer" as you call me. I am proper fucked. Play this one fucking loud on your best headphones, please:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kzjjZg5xul

I don't know why.

>>35101020
I'm trapped in my room. Supplies running low. Trying to learn to draw. Music overpowering. https://youtu.be/maUPpTiU-mo. This is currently playing

getting to the point where ill be needing a new graphics card soon lads

>>35101138
You know it's supposed to be about Yanis Varoufakis' wife.

The rich don't pretend to be poor anymore. Since the whole Chav phenomenon took off in mid noughties, being poor has been uncool.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fac2_Z0XGHk

>>35101209
Aw shit man.
Don't run out now.

>>35101215
It's as true as it's ever been. Posh girls looking for a bit of rough hasn't stopped.

>>35101209
Did you download those Loomis PDFs?

Mum is finally coming back tomorrow after I pleaded with her that I have no money for food or the stupid top up electric

>>35101213
should stop playing video games, its a normie hobby.

>>35101265
Coming back from where?

Why are you begging your mum to look after you? Aren;t you 18+?

>>35101215

I didn't know till last month that the girl from Disco 2000 was real and that she died. Made me a bit sad.

>>35101200
i'll call you zenlad,as you did call yourself a zen monk when we were first speaking
it's saying video does not exist,you might of missed some of the url
POST IT AGAIN, pls lad

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It's taken me over ten years, but I've finally beaten Theme Hospital.

>>35101288
she's been staying with her partner

I'm not begging her to look after me it's just she knows I have fuck all money and then goes away, I lost my job after my car kicked the bucket so I'm left with my meager bennies

>>35101336
>I'm not begging her to look after me

Really, because it sounds a lot like you are. What with you being unable to manage to warm or feed yourself without her constant supervision

Crackling sound when I play videos. Is my laptop dying?

>18 months since I got a big GET
>Is still a constant source of joy

The holy grail.

>>/r9k/35100000
>>/r9k/35099999
What's going on here then lads?
Wew!

>>35101357
Out of headphones or speakers?

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grapes are thicc and juicy today.

I'm worried about biting into them. they are too big to eat in one go like I usually do but when i bite them half way through it risks them squirting juice all over me and my screen.

trying to decide what to watch other than that.

>>35101357
Your speakers are.

>>35101375
Hahaha wew indeed young lad.

>>35100000
>>35099999
There we go. I finally did it right now

>>35101375
>can't even link gets

>>3510000

>>35101382
>Out of headphones or speakers?
Both

>>35101412
Sound card might be having a fit.

>>35101355
>heating costs money
>food costs money
I can't fucking do those things with no money, I'd happily tell her to stay away as long as she wants or move out but I'm not in a position to do so

>>35101431
Anything I can do or just have to wait until it dies? I'm not much of a tech guy.

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>>35101227
I might have to anon
>>35101261
Aye I did. They seem really good so far, nice one for the suggestion. Currently drawing danny devito. I hope to be the best danny devito artist in the world one day. You started your shift?

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>tfw someone in /britfeel/ said you look like pewdiepie's autistic inbred brother

>>35101490
>mummy help
>stop having sex with your boyfriend and come home
>theer's no food and I don't understand how Lidl works

>>35101515
Post pic so I can do it too

>>35101524
fuck you are dense, I CAN'T BUY FOOD WITHOUT MONEY

>>35101532
But you have money - your benefits

Ha. Blink 1488. Neat idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OStUG7AKbXk

>>35101539
bennies gives me 230 a month, I pay 50 a week for rent, leaving me with 30 for the rest of the month

Sat in my underwear. smells a bit cause I haven't changed them since tuesday but I like it anyway.

>>35098850
Nice keyboard. I use to have the same.

>>35101572
200 a month for rent? Fucking hell that's cheap, where are you living?

>>35100972
I agree with this, don't think I've ever heard anyone from around home (West Yorkshire unfortunately) saying t' anything before

>>35101599
With his mum apparently, who has to come home every night to feed him and change his nappy

>>35101599
living with my Mum in Wales

>>35101526
r8 and h8


original comment required

>>35101325
Good evening to you, our Sneklad. Fucking sneaking Paki Jewtube fucking about with my suggestions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kzjjZg5xuI

I don't even know why I'm requesting this of you. I have very much consumed all of the greatwine.

>>35101515
>>35101618
that was me, you still do!

>>35101618
you look a bit like Ashens but better, 7/10 m8

>>35101618
Go and have a shave right now

>>35101618
Pretty handsome m8, here's some tips:

Pluck those eyebrows, get a professional to do it. Thin em out.
Your hair needs a bit more volume, grow it out and get it choppy
Try a clean blue shirt, not raggy awkward shit collar flanner. Blue will pop with your eye.
Smile!

>>35101618
Why can't I see an image?

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>>35101643
fug you anon stop being mean

>>35101652
higher than I'd rate it lad

>>35101667
deleted it out of paranoia

>>35101662
you're too kind lad, I'll look into that stuff

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>>35101384
Those grapes would be lovely with some frosting

>>35100972
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh

o

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>tfw live away from parents and sister
>Sisters birthday on 2nd
>Wanna come home for Switch launch
>Mum wants me to babysit niece on 4th

I feel like shit dropping my family for a bloody video game but why did my mum sign me up for a commitment when I didn't even tell her I'd be in town more than a day?

Bloody guilt tripping me the fuck out

>>35101667
if you had 4chanx you'd still be able to see it :^)

>>35101729
>Wanna come home for Switch launch

Why? It's a fucking console, it'll still be there on the 5th

Might buy some graphic t-shirts and charge them to my AMEX

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>>35101710
what kind of frosting is that anon?

>>35100397

Until you're dead or I find someone better, stick with me kid.

>>35101754
There is literally nothing to do in my hometown, I'd literally be lying around walking my dog while everyone's at work. I hate it.

Besides that, I've been waiting a long while for this. I've been invited to a lot of events, Nintendo treat me well.

is it worth getting a credit cards lads, my paydays are few and far between so the end of the month is always rough as shit

fairly sure i can pay back whatever i lend eventually and fairly quickly so idk

>>35101796
Unless you can pay it back in full every month without fail, no

>>35101796
Don't give the jews power anon

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>>35101511
Glad to hear it lad. Yep, started a couple of hours ago, got my coffee down me and I'm good to go.

>danny devito
Had a good chuckle at that, I hope you dedicate your craft to illustrated portraits of Danny DeVito and become the premiere DeVito artist of the artistic community.
Keep it up lad, pay attention to what those books teach you and keep practising every opportunity you get and you'll see yourself improving in no time, I went from a talentless shitter to a slightly less talentless shitter thanks to them, so they'll help anybody if you keep at it.

Get yourself a cheap little notebook to doodle in as well, everything looks nicer on plain paper.

>>35101771
Hot Sea salt frosting

>>35101614
Hello Wales. Is it true that in the north they hate Englishmen? Do you know anything about that? I'm considering moving out into the mountainous regions near Snowdonia and am now collecting intelligence on any possible resistance from the local populace.

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>>35101043
2=3 >1
No one can compete with the devilish handsomeness of the Bogdanovs

>>35101796
Don't take one out unless you can pay it off every month

can't you just use an (authorised) overdraft?

>>35101796
Thats what porky wants you to do.

Have to sign back on in a few weeks lads, I have 800 squid saved.

What should I do? I'm not going back to the cunt centre.

>>35101796
It doesn't sound like you're in a position to make good use of a credit card. They should really be a last resort, but if you're living paycheck to paycheck you are really never gonna be able to pay off any debts you accrue. Try and find an alternative lad, downsize your life if you can. Borrow off family. Anything but credit card debt

>>35101637
>Fucking sneaking Paki Jewtube
fucking kek,
and still fucking keking
i'm liking this, will pop it on my phone and listen again when i go out for my splif
>I don't even know why I'm requesting this of you. I have very much consumed all of the greatwine.
because it's a good song and you wanted to share, i'm glad you did lad
what you on to now the wine has gone. any hash?, or bag of... was it xanax?

>>35100679

not since i became an addict.

The wandering mind of a sexually frustrated turbo autist is a scary place without something to take the edge off.

>>35101841
Buy 800 quids worth of hookers and Spice

Get wasted and then hang yourself

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>>35098741

zzzz....zzzz...Primrose.....zzzz....Primrose, have you seen my syringe?...zzzz....zzzz

>>35101819
it used to be that way and there are obviously still people across Wales that hate the English but I wouldn't worry about it

>>35101865
>not since i became an addict.
What's your poison senpai?

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Tell me the story of the one that got away

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>>35101865
>>35101882
>addicts in britfeel

>>35101133
I'll be honest with you and admit that it doesn't sound incredibly appealing to me, but a lot of the books I've read that didn't sound very appealing took me completely by surprise. Good luck, securitylad. You're a good man. I don't know whether to love you or hate you for talking me out of killing myself (on several occasions under several different /britfeel/ personalities).

I'd buy you a beer one day, but alas I am a total fucking maniac and wouldn't subject you to that experience.

>>35101882
the comfy herb

>>35101796
honestly don't get one unless you can pay it back and even if you do get one get a low limit on it

>>35101909
they haven't got away but i'm too scared to ask the anon i like

how can people live payday to payday without killing themselves?

>>35101938
Where the fuck do people find good weed in the UK?

All the shit I get here smells like gross dank and is probably 80% petrol, it's fucking disgusting

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>>35101876
Here you are doctor.

>>35101938
Could be worse I guess mate. Pretty depressing that it won't be legal here for years.

>>35101909
She had two kids to two different dads, one of them is retarded.

Also she put on 300lbs.

In retrospect it was probably for the best.

>>35101842
Great advice except for borrowing off family, either get them to give you the money or not, never borrow it

>>35101955
Do it, fag. I did and it worked out just fine.

>>35101955
Go ahead anon, I won't say no. Infact i'll like it very much

>>35101796
Everyone already said it. You don't want to have to pay the hefty interest if you can't pay it back but if you know you can then go for it though.
I recently got a credit card for my credit score and the whole payment comes out direct debt monthly on payday.

I really want to see a pic of the anon who's on tren/clen/DNP and considering GH.

>Found my old stash of steroids and ancillaries

dis gon b gud

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>>35101970
I don't touch the stuff in the uk mate only in the dam where it's legal.

Try white widow block if you can stand hash.

>>35101970
Originally darkweb.

>>35101870
A big kek. This is very great noise. I might do this even though I don't have to sign back on in a few weeks.

>>35102116
Can't wait to move out. Would let me be able to use this shit.

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>talking to friend over discord
>he suddenly starts tearing up
>ask him what's wrong
>he says he's on his favourite scene.
>ask him what he's watching
>mfw it's 50 shades darker

>just sneezed so hard my harms hurt

This is a new one.

>>35102144
I don't believe you.

surprisingly unoriginal

>>35101985
thats what im down to now but I had my fun back in the day trust me i've got the shrunkin testicles to prove it.

>>35102178
I'm being serious. He has awful taste in film. he won't watch a film older than ten years old because he can't stand the video quality

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>>3510214

I don't even... what? What happens in Fifty Shades Darker that would make a grown man cry? CBT?

>>35101618
Isn't this the guy that beat his Chinese millionaire girlfriend to death?

>>35102199
>>35102144

for u

origi

>>35102218

No, it was the girl who beat millions of Chinese guy friends to death.

>>35102221
>Origi

Please consider suicide and stop killing my board you waste of space sperg

If you want to circlejerk and shitpost try /vg/ or /soc/

>>35100360
Oh man, I hope you change your mind soon because I read your story prompt below and I think the idea is super interesting! Can't wait to see!
I hope you don't talk yourself out of writing any more, it would be a shame if you gave it up! I'm actually quite jealous that you wrote that much desu

>>35100643
Ooh that does sound lovely, hope it was as nice as you described!
You should ask ebin anon to test out foods for you in his paper bowls!

You're not wrong, but try and stay along for the ride as long as possible! Won't be the same without you, friend.

did anyone go to the robot cinema? ITS MOVIE NIGHT..

>>35101809
Will do, the line paper isn't cutting it. I'll be happy if can get my drawing to look less like potatoes with arms. Nice skelly soldier btw, looks great.

>>35101880
I worry about it only to the extent that I do not want to inconvinence the local Welsh by having to kill me dead and face possible legal repercussions. Whether I die or not doesn't really concern me. I'll try and stop them if I can, but if I can't... nevermind.

>>35102218
wish I could get a gf kek

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>>35098921
EDF, faghammer and smashing that escape from reality button.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgW7qoKhTS0
>>35099170
Don't go drinking too much, unless you want an unexpected visit from 'gropey' Junlad
>>35099992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk welcome brother.