>he does the virgin eyebrow movements

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>>35098316
>he walks like a virgin
>he sits like a virgin
>he stands like a virgin
>he breathes like a virgin
>he talks like a virgin

>>35098316
Damn she is so cute, I would love to have her as my gf

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>he has the virgin posture
>my vagina when

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>he cums like a virgin

> only think maki g me alive is that I may one day immigrare to middle east

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>>35098316
>he worries his mannerisms advertise that he's a virgin

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>he sucks dick like a faggot

what the fuck are the virgin eyebrow movements?

>>35098563
Do you really feel proud about having a dysfunctional vagina?

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>he says the virgin word of the day

>>35098715
>he doesn't know
Holy shit, it's real.

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>>35098840
i-i'm asking f-for a friend..

>he ties his shoes like a virgin

>>35098316

I do the virgin eye/eyebrow movements. Open wide for no reason, wiggle an eyebrow or two a little bit, blink a lot.

It makes people uncomfortable, it's funny

>>35098316
Emilia Clarke is such a qt arcsin(1).

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>>35098316
>he eats like a virgin
>sleeps like a virigin
>he even WRITES like a virgin

>>35099044
>arcsin(1)
Isn't that pi/2 tho?

>>35098316
>he titrates his analyte like a total virgin

>>35099117
yeah, she's not a full qt, too much mouth.

>>35098316
>he operates his photospectrometer like a virgin

>>35098316
>he clean his AR-15 gas tube like a virgin

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>he does a spinal osteomyelitis surgery like a virgin

>>35098316
>he leads his team's reduction left ventriculoplasty like a virgin

>he posts like a debauchee

no seriously wtf is this

>>35098316
>he does the virgin palm trick

>he wears the virgin belt buckle

>>35098715
you trying to tell me you never spoke to a hopeless faggot who always wriggles his eyebrows or tries to make some sort of wierd pseudo-humour by sub-ironically raising his eyebrows because he is socially awkward?

if not, you've probably done it yourself at least 600 times

>>35099496
>>35099781


also
>he does the virgin knuckle crack when confronted

>>35099805
Fuck. I used to do this
Originally original

>>35098730
I hate this, how the fuck am I supposed to know which word is the virgin word of the day?

>>35098316
>he does the virgin reach around but failing miserably thing

>>35098316
Ah, the "virgin (movement)" meme. It's just to ween out the weak males, because weak males fear that this meme is true. Where as it just shows how low and weak minded women are. Just giving me more reasons to hate them.

>>35099937
the virgin what

>>35099995
no but seriously the eyebrows thing is true and its so cringy, i used to do it myself now i cringe at memories of doing it. instead i now see some other hopeless faggot doing it all the time and its such an unbelievably aids thing to do seriously man

>>35100036
Alrighty then you filthy flesh bags fuck hole. Keep on trying to get poor betas to hate them selves. I hope your boy friend cheats on you in the same bed that you sleep in. To be honest he probably already has. Lol Chad's are flawless males cunning like you wouldn't even believe.

>>35100000
Holy fucking shit kek, kek KEK BE PRAISE TO YOU, FAGGOT

>>35100036
Can you explain what exactly is this "eyebrows thing" and why is it cringy?

I guarantee you that it's only virginal if you're beta. Chad can literally make girls wet with his eyebrows.

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>>35100000
when you do doggystyle but suddenly the thought stimulating her clit while fucking her pops out so you take one of your hand and try to reach her vulva by reaching around her pelvis but not only does it affect the pounding frequency, the position itself highly disfavors human anatomy, most time, it's too far to reach or to keep the hand in place, in the end the clitoral stimulation is not achieved and the general coitus quality is negatively affected

>>35098316
>He's never tried rubbing talc and cotton together

What a virgin

>>35100163
I hope is it negatively affected. That's a good thing, women should be allowed to feel pleasure.

>>35100163
i think it's possible with practice

>>35100192
Shouldn't*

Oragain

>>35100160
No he cant because betas use it as a defense mechanism when someone talks to them because they feel intimidated so try to be funny or something. Its a snap reaction that they just start doimg because they cant make serious eye contact

>>35100160

i really dont know like you. i dont care about our eyebrows enough i think, so we dodged some autistic behavior.

>>35100200
definitely

>>35100192
being in control of a girl cumming or not is a wonderful feeling

you can have her close to it, stop and make her beg for it or tell her how much of a little slut she is, all kind of fun, endless possibilities

>>35100250
Using only yourself as proof doesn't work, there needs to be a large survey. And even then women lie so you can't trust that either. Women are horrible things that should never be trusted.

>does the virgin thrusting movements at that moment when she comes from all the hard fucking
>facepalm

>>35100163
what the fuck

I've never had sex but I always imagined I'd try this. Is this really the sign of a virgin?

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>>35099781
...I-I do this...

>>35100316
only officially

>>35099781
Can someone give me an example of this? A gif, a webm, or a YT video or something?

>>35100316
it really depends on how many repeated attempt is made, once is no biggie but if you keep trying it to the point of coitus interruptus, then yeah, it's time to have some more sex

>>35100281
Fun for who me or you. You because I dont want or like it women feel/have pleasure all they do is become addicted and brainless to it. Worthless trash they are.

>>35100299
>using only yourself

What are you on about i see so many betas do it all the time. Especially this one wierdo in my college class who does it all the time and knuckle cracks too. And he speaks fast and slurs his speach not because he has a lisp or anything but simply because he is socially retarded. Or just retarded in general.

He is just the worst of them but loads of betas do it

>>35100217
>tfw when her clit orgasm is 10x more intense then male orgasm.
its rewarded with the crazy pain they get from popping a little brat from thier vaginas. its like your vagina doesnt give a fuck about you and stretches to widths you only heard of in biology classes.

>>35100412
I want to beat you til you can't walk. Women are not allowed to choose who is a beta and who is not. You talk like you own everything. You speak out of turn so easily. Stupid cunt.

>>35100376
Walk up to that quiet beta fag at your work who never talks to anyone and talk to him. Be sure to make eye contact

Gl senpai

>>35100426
It's 10x better because women say it's 10x better where as you actually have no fucking clue because I am not a female and you are not a male. You are just stupid.

>>35100468
>Walk up to that quiet beta fag at your work who never talks to anyone
B-b-but that's me.

>>35100447
Where did you get the idea i was a female you retard? How much of a newfag are you, there are no girls on the internet you thick cunt

>>35100409
That's very nice to know anon.

>>35100488
Well next time soemone you feel inferior to (hoepfully a hot girl you like) just be concious of your eyebrows :^)

>>35100498
essentially anyone acting against his/her narrative is female

>>35100498
It's really easy to tell when girls are on the internet they type differently, there used to be no girl but the "nerdy" fad has brought females to almost every corner of the internet. You are just stupid.

>>35100524
>tfw receding eyebrow

>>35100482
you are childish.
women vagina have more sensing ends.

>>35100577
Are you a scientist? There's a very high chance that you aren't. So you can't tell me that you're right. You are just stupid.

>>35100524
ah i get it. that slight move of my eyes, and that instant worried look.

>>35100593
tits or gtfo. you sound like a overgrown child, basically a woman.

>>35100163
That's not even that hard to do. Not as easy as when they're riding you but still. How fat are the girls you're fucking?

>>35100593
ok one simple question. what is the part of body surface with less sensory ends.

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>>35100635
you really showed her anon

>>35100641
anon it's awkward as fuck

the best way is just have the girl rub herself off, you'd have to essentially be on a semi prone position on top of her, having her supporting most of your weight, while thrusting your pelvis in a destabilized fashion

I'd say it's easier to pass your hand under your crotch and reaching the girl's clit like a hand torpedo.

googled it yet ?
>>35100655 the answer was... YOUR BACK.
stupid butthead.

>he does that virgin movement as usual when he creams inside sluts

>He has the virgin smell
>He does the virgin walk

>he has the virgin humor
>he has the virgin hair

>has those virgin biological processes to sustain his life

>he has the virgin birthdate

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>he does the virgin baghold

Holy fag ass op self concious like a teenage girl

>he has those virgin teeth

>>35100163
Not hard if you're not porking a fatty. Start fucking chicks who aren't 200+ pounds anon.

>>35101151
it doesn't work well even with thin girls anon, see:>>35100708

>he had the virgin sex

>>35099119
Toppisti of kekkings

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>be beta virgin
>can't go outside without women pointing at me and laughing
>lose my virginity to a hooker
>entire body structure and psyche reshuffle
>litterally become a new man, even my hairline stops receding
>women ask to marry me and get hired to become a manager in a big company as soon as I step outside

Why don't you stop being a virgin, anons?

>he killed himself like a virgin

>he exists like a virgin
fucking losers

>>35098316
>he fornicates like a virgin

>>35098316
I have no idea whether all the virgin things are real or memes, but I can say without any doubt that virgin eyebrow movements are a thing. I used to them the whole time until I noticed how strange it looks.

>>35099372

>He uses the chainsaw like a virgin

>>35098563
why does your vagina look like a tree

>>35099781
alright, now that i know what it is, yes. he's not a virgin, but he's autistic and smells like shit.

>he lives the virgin life

>>35098615
*emigrate
Since you're going *to* a place

>>35098526
Maybe if I had withstood being a smart loser for longer, I would be a smart Elon by now.

>>35099781

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about

>>35099805

>tfw press my knuckles together and crack all 4 fingers at once

Shit

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GUYS I FINALLY HAVE A SOLUTION FOR THIS

>>35100163
but anon I can do this, what is the problem

>>35100565
made me laugh

origr