Tell me why haven't you abandoned all hope in getting laid yet?

well, i guess i still think that i could hire a hooker someday. i'm terrified i'd get busted by a cop or something, though.

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>>35131554

I have


I have accepted the path to wizardry

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I think it could happen I'm not completely gone yet

>>35131554
Truly dont give a shit either way and im just spending 2017 on improving myself and my social skills. Eggman is guiding me down the path of enlightenment.

But I have, originally

>>35132017

>looking up to eggman

jesus fucking christ kill yourself

failed normie

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>to intellagent to have sex

I know I could probably but I am unable to do it because the thought of a woman actually liking me is inconceivable. Like if a girl actually expressed interest in me I would look at her with contempt and think she is legitimately mentally ill, it has happened before and I stopped talking to her because I thought she was delusional for showing interest in someone like me.

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>>35132017
yeah you need a new role model i suggest pic related

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>>35131554
>Ywn be intelligent enough to make your own woman to fuck

>>35131554
>that pic
what a mindfuck

>>35131554
>Implying I haven't
I sit in a dark room all day, there's no one here but me.

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>>35131554
>tfw to intelligent to care about having sex

>>35131554

because I just have to make reference to having money and women fall over themselves to get the D

thats the best pickup line: just lie that you have money lmao

>>35131949
That's a neat image

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>>35131554
I have, and yet a part of me just won't let go.

>>35132385
>to
>TO
>TO INTELLAGENT
>INTELLAGENT

>>35131554
because my heart yearns for private love

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>>35134610
>tfw to intellagent to be this new

i'm bisexual and reasonably attractive.

>>35131554
Because my body wants to fuck everything.

I'd be betraying myself to completely give up.

I've stopped trying though.

>>35131554
Girls seem to like me. I'm intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor

>>35131554
I know I can get laid if I get over my fears. But it's so scary right now that I don't want to have sex. I get so scared even imagining a kiss. It's just so crazy to me but when I see this kind of stuff in porn it seems boring even.