Sex is the best thing that a man can ever experience. Why haven't

>>35239379
Because bitches ain't worth shit

>>35239379
Killing another person is also pretty exhilarating experience from what i have heard, especially if you do it up close and personal

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>>35239515
i also heard killing yourself can also be exhilarating anon

>>35239547
Why not both? go on a killing spree and then shoot yourself by the end

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>>35239515
yet the difference is that murder is illegal and on the other hand millions of people have sex every day. You are truly a hopeless virgin. You have a right to have sex yet you don't use it just because it scares you.

>>35239379
>Says sex is best thing.
>Post 2d sex.

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>>35239379
Shitposting is the best thing a man can ever experience. Why haven't you done this already anon?

>>35239657
just to make spergs like you to have a more appealing thought of what they are losing

>>35239654
Either that or women find my behavior creepy and avoid me after i open my mouth
But you already knew that didn't you?

>>35239688
You sound like a fat cunt who is bitter that she didn't get Chad dick and now days can't even get orbiters so she comes to take out her frustration on the devilish NEET virgins

because im shyyyyyyyy hehehe

Because if I keep asking they'll find out that that's all I want them for.

I'm content on doing the one-handed shuffle. If I ever have sex the experience will be traumatizing to both parties.

>>35239379
Honestly I don't see the appeal, sex is pretty boring even when you do stuff you fantasize about, the fantasy is better than actually doing it.

Rolling on MDMA while listening to uplifting music is better than almost any sort of sex.

>>35239379
I have sex with my hand all the time

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>>35239379
Because nature's jew (women) won't let me.

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>>35239379
no it's not. stop lying norman. I got a hooker for half an hour and it was okay I guess but nothing super special you're missing out on.

there's definitely way better, and it usually involves drugs somehow

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>>35239379
Sex both is and isn't the best thing.
The positives are
>Unique experience,I cannot stress this point enough. Nothing will ever come close
>This is the closest you will ever be with a human being, bonus if it's a super intimate relationship.
Negatives
>Sometimes you're not proud of it.
>Most likely the person you had sex with is not intimate with you and or your relationship will fade. Which takes away like 30% of the fun.
>Having sex with fat chicks is disgusting. Don't do it unless you want fell extremely ashamed of your self.
Otherwise knock your self out.

Pic is oc. I like hiking

>>35240152
I had sex with a fat chick and a week later I felt like shit because I realized I was taking advantage of her insecurity and inability to find a partner. Worst feeling ever, only have sex people who inspire you

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>>35239379
>not diarrhea
Get the fuck out normie, nothing beats having a rocket of liquid shit coming out your asshole

I'm not into rape.

>>35239379
>Why haven't you done this already anon?
cuz my face is ugly and i got a small, unaesthetic looking dick

Been there done that.
Now I can tell, so virgins, listen.

Things better than sex:
1) fap - faster, less tiring and time consuming, more efficient, you can go for any kink you want, you don't have to deal with smelly cunt
2) vidya - never get boring, you can get tired and bored of fuck pretty fast especially in relationship
3) shitposting - sex is not always fun, you have to perform and satisfy other person, when you shitpost you get satisfaction from other's dissatisfaction
4) anything else that grinds your gears

>>35240152
Some of us like fat chicks anon.

I want it to be with a girl who also wants it, which is why I don't just go to a prostitute despite being 26 KV

>>35239654
>You have a right to have sex
actually there is no such "right" nor is there a "privilege". You "can" have sex but that has nothing to do with rights or privileges.

>>35239379
Have had sex before, and honestly its disappointing. The real thing just doesn't compare to your imagination. It's like how a chick in skimpy clothing that barely conceals the good parts gets the boner going faster than an actual naked woman. You always imagine something way better than what it could possibly be.

Also most pussy isn't even that great.