Have your parents every tried to set you up with a girl?
>>37586968
No but at this point I wish they would. They know how ugly I am so they don't even try or encourage me to get a girlfriend because they know I'd have to lower my standards really really fucking low. So in reality they don't even think I deserve a gf
>>37586968
They're not stupid, they know giving a bitch some money will only result in happy ending for a night. It comes with the territory I guess.
Although, on a side note, they can have fun when my sister comes of age and my father comes storming in when she's busy getting BLACKED.
>>37586968
>23
>mom asks me why I have any gf that she knows of
>tell her a see prostitutes instead because women are a hassle
>no more questions ever asked
ez
>>37586968
No. My mom doesn't know any girls my age thankfully.