Why are the shitpost threads the best threads on this board?

They're not, actual robot threads are the best, it's like chemotherapy for the cancer that infests this place

How do I tell them apart?

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>>23346539
But the shitpost threads are doing Iron Man numbers while the robot threads barely get off the ground.

Can woman start carrying around toilet paper so they can wipe my ass for me if I ever shit myself

>>23346584
depends on the time of day

>>23346539

True robot threads are the best, everything else is /b/ tier
>>23346584

If you enjoy shitposters you will enjoy /b/ more

>>23346671
I actually hate shitposters.

Hypocritically, I mostly make shitpost threads exclusively. However, I do participate in robot threads when I see them.

I shitpost here because it's so easy and this board is on autotroll. They take any bait you throw at them.

>>23346518
because you found about 4chan on reddit and you are only here for funny dank memes

>>23346872
I've been on this site for 9 years, fam.

Will he carry condoms in case I or anyone cuck his girlfriend? I could see him gladly doing it

>>23346886
newfag stop lying

>>23346914
Coming to this site in the first place is nothing to brag about, and being here for nearly a decade is certainly nothing to be proud of.

But, I'll let you keep getting cool meme points by calling me a newfag.

>>23346985
xd thanks fam =P

>>23346518

You know, there's better ways to get girls to talk to you.

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>make a thread that is mildly serious
>10 replies
>shitpost spam thread #84626949610
>150 replies
>fembot here/I'm a girl btw
>300+ replies