>browse craigslist for hookers because I'm a lonely and desperate loser
>come across an innocuous preview image, swipe through rest of the previews
>find out that eggman is apparently now a hooker
It's not fucking fair. Even eggman is getting sex when I'm still a virgin.
heh. eheheheuehehhheuh
>>38512605
Wachu Mean Homie?
>>38512698
I mean your joke is in good taste
To answer your question the only time I've used a hooker was this 50 something 4/10 Asian chick at a massage parlor. Bomb ass massage and a 4/10 handy. Recommend not fapping for a few days if you're gonna do it
>>38512935
Is there an escort service inwhich i can creampie them and the girls are of higher class?
Money is not a problem.
>>38512561
Browse backpage not Craigslist
>>38513078
I live in that awkward spot between Las Vegas and Boulder City. Even if I drove all the way either way to possibly meet one of these Staceys, I don't think any of them would take my money (and then my dick). Crackheads and dumpster-divers are my only hope.