>go outside >haven't been there for years >what

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>go outside
>haven't been there for years
>what the fuck I live in Chinatown now.png
>dog runs past me
>angry Chinese man runs past me
>he's chasing the dog
>yell at Chinese man and pretend dog is mine
>he goes away
>dog is actually ancient Chinese spirit
>"you're granted one wish"
>been so far gone there's no single wish that can save me
>refuse it
>spirit leaves barking something in Chinese
>mfw