>Not wanting to be an alpha bear What are you,a fucking twink?

>>34108828
a 5'7" """bear""" just looks overcompensating

>>34108908
So? Just do it. Itll be good for you. Or atleast try.

>>34108828
Tell me that's not Will Ferrell's face on a gorilla's body

>>34108828
No. Im average nerdy guy.

Still want to get manhandled by them though.

i just want to be alpha something

I really would like to look like that.

Just without the gay connotations of "bear".

It's all in genes. I'm boyish manlet with small frame and hands. Can't grow beard. If i start lifting i would look muscular 15yo, still long way from bear mode. Sucks.

tfw no bear daddy to worship

its just fat
not a bear
like landwhales calling themselfs curvy

why do you need to invent bullshit to feel better about yourself

>tfw chubby hairy bear

I wish I was small and skinny, why was I cursed with this body.

>>34109239
Lo9ooooooOoOOoool
retard xddddd

>>34109259
to make someone who loves your body happy. Look how you want to. Keep healthy. Just don't let others bully you into it for the sake of profit.

>>34108828
where did you see alpha bears ruling the world? (except Arnie)

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>>34108828
>tfw adorable twink
I understand that it can certainly be worse, but a lack of masculinity lead to a few undesirable personality traits as a result of subconscious compensation that I still have to keep in check to this day.

it would all be so much easier if I could just be gay

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Yes

Originalpost173037293

>>34109112
What's it called when a twink boi dominates a big, manly bear?

>>34109395
Brazilian jiu-jitsu...

>>34108828
Girls like cute twinks.

>>34109478
Few and far between. However the ones that do surface tend to be really interesting. (In my personal experience, maybe I'm just a bit lucky)

>>34109401
I mean when a sissy twinkboi tops a big, strong, hairy bear. You know, pounding him, slapping his butt hard, maybe choking him a little.

What is that called?

>>34108828
why are men falling for the gender equality meme?
this is (somewhat) what men should be looking like. you know, biology is still a thing. so is family.
still, other men are gonna show and be all like
>lolz bf > 20%? loser.
funny because that's what a woman would say.

>>34109395
porno there should be more of

>tfw im tall and fat but no muscular
So close yet so far.

>>34109395
It's called hot

>>34108828
>tfw dad alpha body but just want to be a sub boy
;_;

>>34109813
If looking will help you feel that way. Could just take a guy treating you like one.

>>34109831
>Could just take a guy treating you like one.
I'm not a faggot. I just want a mommy gf.

>>34109840
Same deal. If you need to look like one, then you will have to work toward it.

Many women out there who would do some mommy play with you regardless of what you looked like.

>>34108828
>tfw no furry bf to buy me tits and bp bleach

I used to be a bear but then i stopped the roids. Im still bearish but more just a chubby guy with 15" arms because i dont even workout anymore. Was fun while it lasted.

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Is there a cute twink here that wants to be my bf? ;_;

I dont think that women actually find fat-fit/bear guys attractive.

>>34110145
>Geting fit for female approval

Fucking mouth breather. Shut up.

>>34110185
Who says about getting fit for female approval?

>>34110084
You willing to show? No face needed.

>>34110210
You pointed out that females do not think that body style is attractive,implying that it should stop a person from having said body type.

>>34110145
some do. some dont. Go figure, everyone has different tastes.

>>34108828
>
What are you,a fucking twink?

yes

>>34108828
>not maining DEX

>>34110565
All dex builds are shit and you know it.

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>tfw no big bf to suck off, hearing his deep, almost beastly, manly groans.

Feels bad man

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>>34108828
>wanting to be muscular for gay reasons

Fuck that, I just want to be in good fighting shape

>>34110595
That guy getting sucked is such an attention whore.

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>you will never be in a relationship with a impossibly big bear.

>>34110693
that picture is hilarious

oregan

>>34110597
So you are telling me a strong man like my pic related will get his ass kicked by sergeant lard boy in your pic related?

>>34110915
>lard boy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RNVaybe0yf8

5:20 is what would happen to the gayboy "bear"

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>>34108908
This guy was 5'8" tops and he looked like an absolute beast in his prime. Think of it this way, you are short anyways. So you might as well look intimidating while being short then being small all around.

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>be a bear but not be gay
I wish more girls liked bears.

>>34111250
are you tall, fat, hairy and with beard?

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>>34108828
More bears are needed to breed all the sissies on /r9k/.

>>34111739
Yup. All I them things.

>>34111812
>Yup. All I them things.
What are your stats?
Post the beard?

>>34111824
>stats
No idea what that is.
>beard
I'm a bit to shy to do post any pictures mate. Maybe if you have a skype or kik I can. Also you're not trying to trick me re ya?

>>34111877
>stats
that usually means height and weight
>beard
it's just your lower face (below nostrils) that i could see what kind of beard you have. i'm interested in it. besides you can delete your post after 3-4 minutes if you're that shy

>>34111924
Well 5'11 for my height and 275 for weight. I'm forever going to have a linebacker body.

>>34112019
Damn, i'm the same weight but 6'4. I'm guessing you have way more muscle than i have.

Wish I could be a bear but neanderthal is a more accurate term.

>>34112026
Maybe .but I need to lose some of it I want to get down to like 250 or 260 when I was in high school. was 300+ at one point haha. Got lazy and don't do anything for 5 years.

>>34112038
>neanderthal is a more accurate term
What do you mean?

>>34112056
>refrigerator mode
>fuckhuge shoulders/arms/legs
>big hands + sausage fingers
>hobbit feet
>oddly shaped skull
>jutting brow ridge
>wide jaw
>completely covered in hair
to name a few.

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>>34112118
>wide jaw
and receded chin are the most prominent neanderthal features. Besides barrel chest is common.

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>>34111802
The kid's gorgeous but wearing shoes on the bed should be punishable by death.

Man I'd love to suck a dude's cock sometime. Just to know how it feels once.

>>34112249
like a meaty banana?
you can always go to gloryhole

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>>34112249
It's pretty great, anon. Some say it's exciting because they feel submissive but for me personally it's the opposite. Feels great to see how he moans and twitches and leaks because of your actions. It's like you have them dancing to the motions of your tongue. Sometimes I keep sucking after they cum so they squirm from being oversensitive.

But please don't do it on some random stranger like that anon said. Get a cute boy you can experiment with and who'll treat you nice. Doing it with strangers will just leave you feeling STD paranoid and icky.

>>34110597
Is Fedor the least athletic athlete of all time?

>>34108828
The only women who like that kind of body are single women in their 40s-50s

>>34112447
He just looks really pudgy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nN2oyfWvidk

During some fights I've heard some commentators describe him as "looking like someone who mostly stays inside"

He probably didn't have much more muscle than a light heavyweight though, just didn't want to compete in that weightclass

>>34110141
I'll do it, but you're probably long gone

>>34108908
Why is it that when a short guy wants to lift weights, he's automatically compensating? Maybe the guy just likes having that kind of body.

>>34112565
Short men are automatically overcompensating whatever they do, because my above average height is the only thing I have.

>>34112447
he's going for pure strength as oppose to muscle mass.

>>34112621
Every person he fights is stronger than him.

>>34112621
>>34112646
He was actually realy strong, especially considering his size

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1UdlWgTyTxY

Still less musclemass than most other heavyweight / open weight fighters

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>>34108908
>listen to "rain over me" by pit bull and mark anthony
>google their heights
>bother are 5'7'' manlets

HAHAHA

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>tfw gay friend calls me a "cub"
I don't know what to feel.

>>34112801
Offended, it's literally the worst body type

Why aren't you achieving your twink potential anon?

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>>34108828
and then have bear friends

>>34112834
>that picture
>bears
lol, these are twinks with beards

>>34112825
Meh, my gf likes my stoutness with a little muscle. It's cuddly and I get to "protect" her or throw her around

>>34112293
I'm too scared of getting herpes or some nasty shit, even more if I contaminate my gf with it.

>>34112396
>cute boy
No thanks meme-master, and I'd only do it with a bear like in OP's pic. I love the submissive aspect and when I masturbate I get off the idea of stroking a cock more than my own pleasure.

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I just want to suck danzig's benis :(

btw he's 5'2"

>>34112883
so very well put. thank you

>>34108908
I'm a 5'7 bear.

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>christian upbringing, not gay
>kissless handholdless virgin

s-should i just be gay already?....

>>34113236
and fat and pasty to top it off, you really should kys

>>34108828
>>34108828
Is it gay if I want him in my ass?

>>34113254
i know i'm trying to lose weight anon... i'm trying

Yes, I am a Twink, what of it?

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>tfw girls dont find bearmode attractive and you're not gay

>>34113290
Everyone knows that beta twinks like you are for kissing, anon.

>>34113294
I originally feel you, anon

>>34113340
I know. My pops is pretty much bear but current generation of girls tends to go after skinny fuccbois.

>>34113294
wrong, girls do find it attractive

>>34113407
>wrong, girls do find it attractive
I need famous couples for example.

>>34113453
How stupid are you?

Obv not a lot of women like bearmode attractive but some do. Their are women who like guys with almost 0 muscle mass and 0% body fat aka twinks.

People have different taste. Ffs there are people on this board who love feet is it so hard to believe that a woman would like a big strong dude?

>>34108828
I don't want to be big even though I'm built for it. I want to lose weight, not gain it. I'd rather be a rogue than a warrior.

>>34113607
>How stupid are you?
I'm talking about tastes on general. Just because 1 girls like fat tall guys doesnt mean that women likes them on general.

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>>34108828
Here you go lads originally

>>34113607
also from the girls l've known the girls that are attracted to strong men tend to be more sexually active and are generally more perverted

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>>34110693
iktf
especially if he's not really old at all

>>34108908
you can be a cute cuddly teddy bear

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>>34108828
Pic related is my dream man. I would gladly lose my anal virginity to this hunk

>Have blonde body hair
>Wear glasses
I have broad shoulders and the fitting face. But why the fuck should I try? I'm not even gay, so what kind of woman should want me? Only reason I could do this is to look like a perfect Santa in 50 years.

>>34111802
Traps are fucking disgusting and gay get the fuck out of here. Fucking fag I've had enough of you people.

>tfw would prefer a slender yet muscular body
>tfw not gay

I will live to tease and beat up you trap lovers.

Being a bear can help being a Chad. Except when you're dumb, lazy, awkward. I thnk that I live like an actor

I'll have no option but to turn into a muscle bear after losing weight. I'll have to fill some of that loose skin with muscle.

>>34108828
I think it's my only way senpai, I'm skinny fat and underweight currently I tried everything to lose the fat on stomach but nothing works while my hands and arms are obviously too skinny (bone and veins are easily visible).

>>34110693
tfw no super ultra mega muscular daddy to lick