Bringing back old /r9k/.
Share any stories, whether it be about girls, tards, bulling, work, etc.
Sharing a tard story.
>be 10th grade me
>in algebra class
>have to use the restroom
>as i'm walking down the hall, i hear some screaming from the tard room
>down syndrome kid named brian is causing shit
>he runs out fully naked
>i see his tiny retarded dick
>havent-been-the-same-since-nam.jpg
>i get the fuck out of there
>wranglers finally catch him
>he starts pissing everywhere
>use another restroom
>get back to class
>can't concentrate on anything for the rest of the day
>last week
>at uni
>hungry as fuck
>10 am, uni cafe doesn't open until 11
>decide to drive to McDonalds
>go up to cashier woman
>make order
>look in her face
>huge crusty red clump of herpes on top of her lip surrounded by more red spots
>literally more than one centimeter in size
>looks like it will fall off any moment
>absolutely disgusting
>she grabs fry holder and shoves them inside
>pay
>go to seat
>sit there for a few minutes thinking if I should eat that shit
>decide to eat the Big Mac because there they at least use gloves
>throw away fries
>leave
I'm never eating there again. The other customers also look really disgusted.
Posted this in another thread but whatever.
>last Friday
>hanging out with some fellow autistic beta males
>qt autistic girl in group who's probably more autistic than I am
>she pretty much just stands in the back and listens to us talk
>as I'm about to leave I ask for her number and I actually get it
>text her about 4 hours later
>tells me she's been watching mob psycho
>ask her if she's ever seen fooly cooly
>"no but I have heard of it"
>tells me she has to go immediately after that text
Fast forward to Saturday
>tell her I've been watching mob psycho and I like it
Fast forward to today
>still no response
>don't want to seem clingy so i haven't texted her and i won't until she responds
I don't know what I did wrong. She seemed pretty interested in me. I'm not ugly either, I get hit on even by stacies sometimes.
>>34192024
Gotta poz up those negs, man.
>>34193131
What does that even mean? I suppose nothing clean
>>34193358
Turning HIV negative people into HIV positive people.
>>34193756
Problems of society taking care of themselves I see. Those people shouldn't be treated with taxpayers money.