Femanons, why do you believe you can't get a bf? What are

They don't believe that. You're just a gullible moron.

>>34224814
>I will shower you in attention if I like you
>I am willing to fulfill your sexual desires
>I just want to make you happy

>I can get very clingy
>I am very emotional
>I am not pretty

good:

>friendly
>many skills/passions/hobbies
>can get into good conversation

bad:
>ugly
>takes an excessively long time to open up; nearly cancels out good conversation because it takes so long to get there
>rejects attention out of fear of rejection

>>34224814
>Femanons, why do you believe you can't get a bf?
because I live in my room and my room only
>What are your interests and what are you like?
media consumption and booze. that's about it. I'm pretty boring, mostly only know about pop culture and some history. pretty bad social skills since this website is my social interaction.
>List at least 3 good things and 3 bad things about yourself.
uhh
I shower regularly. I don't eat garbage. I have good taste in media I guess
for the bad uhh. I can't cook at all. I can't drive legally or at all really. I have a tendency to not respond to people if I don't think what they said deserves one, this kinda happens a lot.

>>34224877
>that one anon that had mind reading powers
It's not fair.

>>34225058
>is a drunk but only stays in her room
Who goes out and get your devil juice?

>>34224936
cling to me anon, i'm very stoic and will balance you out.

>>34225117
>Who goes out and get your devil juice?
mommy.
she at least understands me.
though she keeps trying to set me up with her friends son

>>34224936
oh man

I had a girl who would shower me with attention. she absolutely loved me and begged me to stay whenever i had to go somewhere.

did literally anything and EVERYTHING for me. luckily for her, I didn't take advantage of her or hurt her.

She was even pretty like 7/10. She used to be fat though now shes good. But shes a lot older than me and I hated how clingy she was and how unsuccessful she was.

I also hate how she didn't respect herself and did everything for me. being submissive is hot in bed but i think most guys like a girl who can hold her own (unless they themselves are insecure faggots)

inb4 norman

still a virgin.

>>34225146
Stop drowning in beer you dummy. It's not good for you.

>>34225155
NORMANDY IS BACK IN THAT DIRECTION

>>34225146
>tfw nobody to hook me up with girls
they all know how that would go...

>>34225058
>>34225146
We can drink together and sit in awkward silence, if you'd like.

>>34225204
>1 new post

I actually helped her. She's a lot better person now because of me. I didn't take anything from her except her company because I was lonely.

She probably still loves me but shes a better person now and she can appreciate the value of loving herself.

I'm a good guy.

>>34225191
>beer
it's vodka.
I don't drink every day though so I'm no alcoholic
>>34225238
only if you're chubby, with a beard, and warm
otherwise no drunken cuddles

>>34225058
>can't cook
My ninja you can read can't ya? You can cook then. When you think about it cooking is fucking magical. You make something and people use it to power up. That some DBZ shit right there.

>>34225282
Bit chubby though no beard. Sadly. Mum makes me shave :^(

Good
>I'm in-shape
>Not exceedingly dumb
>Caring

Bad
>Boring, dull, cannot carry a conversation. No real interests
>Not physically attractive
>I get emotional very easily and I'm insecure, I usually hide myself from others if I feel vulnerable, shutting them out completely.

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>>34225282
>chubby, with a beard, and warm
>tfw I fit all three of them
But I really hate drinking. My dad died becuase of drinking.

>>34225336
How can you hate drinking, lad? It helps to soothe the pain of living.

>>34225300
I'm just bad at it. I've tried making eggs, I always end up with egg pancake looking thingies. forget cooking meat, I don't know how to tell if they are done or not til it's dry or burnt.
>>34225326
don't you know girls like bad boys? rebel and grow it out
>>34225336
if you don't drink that's just more for me which is fine with me

>>34225375
Sure thing. On the other hand I'm not a total fatass but I'm about ten to twenty pounds out of my ideal weight.

>>34225328
Not bad. But you probably would want a guy that could make you laugh. Is that right?

>>34225371
I not really super sad anymore and when I do get sad I walk a ton to lose weight.
>>34225375
You better keep at it until you get better.
>you don't drink that's just more for me which is fine with me
Still you should not drink too much.

>>34225375
>cooking meat
My dad cooked meat every day while i was growing up and I learned how to smell when it's done. I've never undercooked or overcooked meat. Maybe you just need a cook bf, and you can help by doing the dishes.

>tfw no girl to have homecooked dinners with

I mean there's always invitro if your really that bad. If your thinking kids.

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>>34225449
>not doing all the cooking and cooking so well your gf eats all the time and become chubby and dependent on your cooking

>>34225419
I think I'd like a guy who I could feel comfortable with. A part of that is being able to make each other laugh and have fun together, yes.

>>34224814
alright, ill bite i guess.

bad:
>ugly, fat, etc.
>socially retarded, i cant make eye contact with anyone and i can barely talk like a normal person
>mentally ill

good:
>absolutely
>fucking
>nothing

i browse this board and am a self hating shit excuse for a woman, why the fuck else do you think i cant get a bf

>>34225566
>having a gf
like i'd ever

good:
uhm i play vidya i guess
i can draw n play piano
uhhhh my weight never rly changes

bad:
skinnyfat
cant cook
clingy af: ie. jealous af, insecure af

>>34225375
>I've tried making eggs, I always end up with egg pancake looking thingies

Ok this is how you make eggs:

>put pan on stove
>put some butter in, maybe a thumsized piece if you want to make several eggs
>once butter is almost completely molten move it around a bit to cover the bottom of the pan
>butter burns auickly, so add the eggs right after
>time is important, you need to be quick
>once eggs are in put the lid on the pan
>leave on as much as possible, don't lift it too often
>steam will make sure eggs are cooked from the top as well, they will be done more auickly than without the lid
>they are much less likely to burn either
>done once there is like a thin white film over the eggyolk

Try it a few times. They key is to be quick and to have the lid on. That way you get eggs that aren't burnt on the bottom and still have soft eggyolks whilst not having any uncooked bits on the top

>>34225589
It's a little hard for me to be humorous than recognize humor, so that's probably my biggest flaw.

>>34225609
Never known anon you could get one.

>>34225593
learning to cook is the first step to getting men to like you

i couldn't give a flying fuck about your looks as long as i can come home to a decent meal

>>34225634
>playing video games is good

Otherwise, I'd love to go to cooking classes with my future girlfriend/wife. That'd be really fun and I heard cooking can be a stress reliever.

>>34225634
You gotta show me your talents sometime, anon. :)

>>34225684
ill keep this in mind anon

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Femanons how do I know if a girl likes me? How do I ask her out if she does? How would you personally respond to someone asking you out? Pls respond

>>34225696
yeah. mostly play cs though

>>34225710
lol nah, i know some people here that dont know im here. too risky kek

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I WANT TO LOVE ALL THE GIRLS IN THIS THREAD

>>34225734
You should go on /adv/. Asking female robots is not the best idea.
>>34225763
You're a manwhore.

>>34225752
>doesn't play hearts of iron 3

fucking normies get off my board. this isn't /v/, but i at least expect some standards in terms of what we claim to play

>>34225752
He is just going to ask for a throwaway.

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>>34225784
But female robot is the demographic I'm after

>>34225752
Oh, okay. Well, don't let me scare you away. :3

>>34225799
reeee. cs is a good game. git gud

>>34225813
.-.

>>34225813
Nah, I mean if she doesn't wanna talk, that's ok.

Good
-Is being experienced enough with vigorous masturbation to be able to squirt a talent? If so, I'm your girl
-Skinny
-Talkative

Bad
-I'm probably an alcoholic
-Skinny, so no boobs or ass
-Too talkative?

>>34225752
games are fun. but try to wean them out with time. would you want (unironically) want to be with a guy who played video games into his late twenties?

There isn't anything wrong with playing video games but at that age you have different priorities and time is limited.

>>34225844
Is that a negative response to an expectation?

>>34225848
what part of the country. I like to talk

>>34225817
>going after female robots
Sounds like something Oscar with do!

>>34225848
my skype xenos.smith

>>34225848
>talkative
>bad

no, that's wrong?

>>34225847
cba to make throwaway kek. thats another bad thing about me. im lazy af

>>34225849
games arent the highest priority but finding a guy who likes to play games with me is one of many priorities

>>34224814
>I can cook and do housework
>trust fund
>I own my own home

>clingy and will obsess over you
>I will cry if you even speak with other women
>solid 5/10 if not 4/10

Reminder to all fat clingy fembots that you are the apex of attractiveness to at least one anon.

>>34225848
>skinny
How skinny are we talking about?

>>34225876
uh no. i just idk. im hesistant and spooked. idk lol, i get anxious over legit nothing... including this l o l

>>34225935
You are too good to be real, man. You can't be serious.

>>34225930
>who likes to play games with me is one of my many priorities

benis in bagina games okay?

>>34225935
i think we're in business. i flat out ignore a good chunk of women who try to talk to me, so the whole talking to other women thing shouldn't be much of a problem

>>34225969
If it looks to good to be true it's a trap and if it's a real female she will rape you non-stop until she gets a baby.

>>34226003
>raped by a female

You're joking, right?

>>34225982
lol if u want some of that, go annoy the fembot who listed squirting as one of her pros kek

interests:
>zoology/biology/evolution/genetics/anthropology/ancient history/theology/philosophy/psychology
>art/drawing/animation/painting
>computer programming/coding
>building stuff (pcs, wooden structures, etc.)
>homesteading

good:
>very loyal/dutiful
>do not get angry much at all, prefer discussing negative feelings
>supportive to point of sacrificing my own money/time/desires; altruistic

bad:
>difficulty processing emotions/understanding them, results in confusion/brain shut down/panic
>bad at self-care, supportive sacrifice can breech on martyrdom and go "too far" without realizing the detrimental effects
>relentless curiosity/desire to understand things results in repeated pestering without enough self-awareness to realize i'm being annoying

>>34226022
>it can't happen
It's very easy to get druged and milked.

If I were looking for a bf on /r9k/, then I prob wouldn't have shared that I masturbate a lot and squirt. & squirt is pretty gross desu guys... it just feels good

>>34226057
sounds like I've found the first 'selfless' woman here. Congrats.

>>34226033
You do know being a bf and gf will lead to sexual stuff happening right?

>>34225960
I'm 5'2" and 95 lbs.

I /could/ get a bf if I was willing to try, but I am not, because I only want one man.
I've wanted him since I was 14.
If I can't have him, I'll have nothing.

>loyal
>reliable
>lots of stories, if you get bored, perhaps if we were trapped in an elevator with no internet

>paranoid
>jealous
>depressed

>>34224814
Any fembots want a gf (male)?

I'm cute

>>34226066
yeah exactly bruh i ain't looking for you to be my gf, just been a few months since i played with a chick who could squirt and it's an amazing sight.

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>>34226064
>squirt is pretty gross

>>34226088
Jesus. Would you date a 6'3 240 pound guy? Asking for a friend

>>34226088
You sound asian. Are you asian? Also can you fit youself in a sack of taters?

>>34226085
yeah i know, but feels like youre making it the main focus. like arent u supposed to talk about that stuff later on in a beginning of a relationship? seems a bit forward

>>34225848

You sound like my type.

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>>34224814
Bad things:
Ugly
Ugly
Ugly
Good things :
Doesn't matter I'm still ugly

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>>34226104
AWAY TO NORMANDY

I haven't really seen any bf preventing issues thus far in this thread. Wonder what's really going on.

>>34226098

hello, it is me, the man you want

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>>34226057
>excuse me, you dropped your hat

>>34226112
Depends. Are you a muscular 240 lbs. and also Asian?

>>34226119
I would have to agree, and I've never even been in a relationship before.

>>34226119
Most robots want to just get their dicks wet. I like sexual stuff myself but I know it feels way better when you like the person your doing it with.

tfw just want a robot gf who will RP as my mommy ;_;

>>34226101
post pucci

>>34226119
THAT GUY ISN'T ME

REEEEEE

I was joking. I'm pretty sure you are a good catch. Are you in university? What are you doing in your life right now?

>inb4 neet

>>34226167
Just in the bedroom or outside as well?

>>34226145
Never take the back panel off of your phone

>>34226159
ayy my mann 8)

>>34226165
yeah. this thread is 'why no bf' not 'why no dicking'. kinda feel it derailed a lil bit idk

>>34226101
yes omg. i thought most traps were gay and I'd never have a chance.

>>34226184
lol im at uni. the only times i leave my room are to go to lectures and go food shopping though

>>34226199
Just the bedroom, but I wouldn't mind if it leaked into regular conversation too desu

>>34226153
did i win the female autism crown

>>34226237
Yes, you are a supreme lady.

>>34226229
how come you don't have a bf?

I'm not gonna be your orbiter

No one have the courage to ask you out?

>>34226206
I'm sure it's very easy for females to get dicked but I'm sure most people are looking for more than just sex. They want a connection with someone. But some people who post here are kids and thing having a big dick and having sex means you're not a robot anymore.

>>34225328
>>Not exceedingly dumb
he said 3 goods and 3 bads

>>34226129
how bad could it be, anon?

>>34226276
because i avoid everyone? i dont talk to anyone. and when i do talk, i say what i feel even if its mean (its come to the point where they assume its all sarcasm and jokes kek). plus everyones boring and i feel like i shouldnt tie any guy down bc im mentally fucked.

>>34226237
no, just the try hard "nice" girl crown. you're pretending to be insecure about things you obviously know come off as good traits

>my weakness is that i'm toooo selfless and understanding

>>34226330
how fucked we talking here, anon? (mr. throwaway & OP)

>>34225282
Chubby, bearded, and very warm, I also like drinking teehee where r u my fembot queen

>>34226283
I posted my autism here.
I almost included that I don't want sexual stuff in the "bad" list, although I don't think it is bad.

I'd only do it with someone after several years of committed relationship to 1. produce children or 2. possibly if I felt it was not detrimental to allow him to indulge himself in that, I would do it for his sake, but for now I consider giving in to that to be failing him; there is no actual benefit for him beyond hedonistic cummies.

>>34226119
>like arent u supposed to talk about that stuff later on in a beginning of a relationship?
No.

1) Talk to boy
2) Use male breeding instinct against him (i.e. do something sexual/he'll probably fuck if you ask or make a move)
3) Extract semen
4) ???
5) Profit


What's the worst that can happen? He says "no"? Well, he's not gonna say no because of the implication...

>>34226283
true but why be like those whores. i dont want to conform and become another sheep. i know what i want and its not casual sex, shame that many dont see it my way

>>34226283
fine with me, since I'm staying abstinent until marriage, though I don't see that happening, so I'm probably going to not have sex ever.

>>34226358
i will legitimately fuck myself over because i feel an obligation to do what people want if there is no absolute block in my way. this has allowed countless employers to take advantage of me and overwork me, while i spent a while trying to figure out why i suddenly felt "bad". i do not always realize the outcome is detrimental to me; i become focused on "serving".
i did not mention anything of understanding, beyond that i have difficulties with it.

>>34226330
Ah well at least you are honest about your situation. Far too many girls who want to take their anger out on other guys because of their own insecurities.

Do you want to change and be a better person or are you too far deep to be saved?

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I could probably get a bf if I applied myself, but almost getting one kind of turned me off of the idea
I can't imagine doing intimate stuff or even hanging around boys. kind of just want to be alone and not as a pair with anyone else

>>34225655
I'm not funny, but I think when you get comfortable with someone you would probably share each other's humor and be able to make each other laugh. I don't know

>>34226359
uh. lets just say i get p suicidal over the smallest thing (starts off with me getting a lil bit upset over nothing, and then me feeling pathetic bc i got upset, and that escalates blah blah), im insecure af, i can be an 'interrogator' sometimes ie. 'who is she' 'why do u talk to her'. apparently im manipulative and psycho but i dont think i am... which probably makes it worse. idk its a long story

>>34226383
They don't know any better and think sex is king.
>>34226406
Well that sucks anon.
>>34226372
> no sexual stuff
That would turn a lot of guys down. Most guys are very sexual and fap 3+times a day. I know I do.

>>34226481
Yeah, perhaps. I would like someone to click with as well, anon.

>>34226492
>That would turn a lot of guys down. Most guys are very sexual and fap 3+times a day. I know I do.

It would be an immediate turnoff for them, yes. But I do not think engaging in that behavior is actually positive for them.

>>34226451
>being a wimp
Put ya self out their mate.

>>34226514
True, but neither is only having sex a handful of times in your entire life.

>>34226451
Seems like you havent been impressed enough.

>>34226491
Eh. I don't care much since I don't talk to anyone else and I don't go out.

>>34226440
i dont think i want to change. just want some guy i can be antisocial with... so technically ill be social (with one person)

>>34226514
>you have to have sex all the time
Aslong as you let them fap and don't get upset when they do it's good. But you should tell them when you're in the mood. Most if not all guys are ready for sexual things.

>>34226540
Why not?
Why would only having sex with your long-term partner in pursuit of creating offspring be negative? Is that not the actual purpose of sex and monogamy?

>>34226584
Sex feels good and makes our penis feel good.

>>34226544
what do u do then kek

>>34226576
I do not think masturbation is good for them to engage in either. I will not be a harpy and try to catch or prevent them, but I would not encourage or condone of it. If they are using masturbation to cope with a lack of unnecessary sex, they are having a problem.

>>34226491
You sound like my ex tiffany.

>>34225155
Looks like she wanted to be your mom

>>34226570
Oh shit I know this feel

I never realized I knew this feel until now.

>>34226570
One guy for one girl, my ideal dream too.

>>34226584
Sex is meant to happen with long term partners for the purpose of procreation, but what you're talking about is essentially only ever having sex maybe no more than a dozen times across a whole lifespan. Which, for men, is unhealthy both physically and mentally.

>>34226616
I get really fucked up and smooth talk my way into relationships then i sober up and ruin everything

>>34226626
dw im not her (but glad to know im not the only one i guess)

>>34226492
>Well that sucks anon.
nah, I'll just work and pour my money into helping my sister with her family, and live for them. That's just as good.

>>34226621
>being a high test male is bad
Hey it better than them going out and fucking other women right?

>>34226621
>I can't enjoy myself
>neither can you
It's only a problem if you make it a problem

>>34226610
See: earlier comment about hedonistic cummies.
I cannot view this in a positive light, any more than I can view doing drugs as positive because "it feels good". Anything that causes you to be overwhelmed with desire and lose yourself/control to any degree is negative.
To engage in it after a conscious decision to try to have a child is a measured and purposeful act.

>>34226665
That's bad mate. You should try to find some happiness.

>>34226570
What are you studying in uni?
If you don't mind telling. I remember you said something about people know you post here.

>>34226451
That's dumb. It's fun to have someone to cuddle and watch Netflix with.

>>34226642
yeah. sometimes i feel like its an unhealthy ideal, but its still my ideal

>>34226657
smooth talk back into it then kek. idk man

>>34226664
You're the type of girls who are fun in a handful kind of way but eventually become tooo much to handle. Then i have to dump you and miss you

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>>34226685
>having sex with the person you love is as bad as doing drugs

>>34226713
How many keks does it take to get to the center of that heart anon. I'm getting close

>>34226649
>Which, for men, is unhealthy both physically and mentally.
Where is the proof of this?

>>34226669
If you have so little self control that a lack of unnecessary sex inspires you to cheat, you require more work on your self.

>>34226676
It is not about whether or not I can enjoy. I could engage and enjoy; but it is empty lust for hedonism and nothing more. You should be able to control your body and its impulses and desires.

>>34226570
I think the best part about having a good gf is being able to be with someone else and still feel as secure as you would be when alone.

>>34226744
>unnecessary sex
No such thing for guys; they have semen and sperm that has to be released (and can actually eventually get cancer if they don't).

>>34226744
>If you have so little self control that a lack of unnecessary sex inspires you to cheat, you require more work on your self.
Stop acting like humans are some
Perfect people and don't fuck up. I myself hate cheating but I know some guys have needs and if their lover is not giving them what they need they should leave them. Again they should leave them and not cheat.

>>34226732
It's as bad as doing drugs with the person I love. Although in some ways I view it worse, because you are using each others bodies for the act and it is easier to remember drugs hold negatives than this "natural" act (though drugs are worse in their own ways too).

>>34226713
Im only good at being fake genuine not genuine genuine

>>34226694
I won't turn away a good woman if I find one, but right now I'm not looking too hard. Working 50 hours a week at my career and spending my spare time learning japanese and walking around town. Then on weekends I help with the family farm and I get to see my sister and her daughter. It's a good life.

If I'm successful at my career, and save as I have been, eventually I'll be able to take over the family farm and take care of my dad and be there for my niece and any other kids my sister might have. If I don't marry, I'll still have a family.

>>34225684

what the fuck? that's really sad.

>>34226744
>Where is the proof of this?
https://www.auanet.org/university/abstract_detail.cfm?id=PD6-07&meetingID=15NOLA

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0301051105000736

http://www.amjmed.com/article/S0002-9343(08)00314-8/abstract

>>34226800
What about having sex while on drugs?

>>34226700
uhm cant say. i just know some people here who could recognise me... they dont know i come here and i dont want them to lol

>>34226715
in my mind i think im always correct ie, whenever i act up its bc i have a reason to. ie, if you lie to me, u can expect me to get upset. i left an ldr relationship bc he kept lying to me and then saying that i, as his gf, should be 'patient enough' to deal with his lies and stop being unfair as to punish him by upsetting him (which somehow made sense to him).

>>34226740
kek is a nice word okay

>>34226758
you mean feeling more secure with them

>>34226702
imo that sounds extremely stressful because of the implications that come with it
even cuddling with the same sex is a little awkward but there's no such thing as platonically cuddling with a boy

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>>34226800
>doing one of the most intimate things in the world with the person you love is as bad as doing drugs

>>34226845
>you mean feeling more secure with them
You could look at it that way. I just like being able to be myself around somebody. I've been burned too many times to put in the effort to have a bunch of friends. I'd be okay with just one person.

>>34224936
clingy and emotional are not difects
being inecure and shutting people out it's a difect, don't know if you have it but don't blame clinginess and strong emotions. i like that, reeee

>>34225848
being capable of talking is one of the most important pro. if you are skinny you shouldn't mind about tits and ass.

>>34225935
>oh... my girl love me so much and she is so jealous
if you genuinely think that's a cons, you should add "i only want Chad" instead

>>34226057
remove some of your interests, add a penis and that's me

>>34226088
tfw 5'7", less than 105 lbs and i'm a male
i'm really sure you look good

>>34226330
i hope someone will appreciate you the way you are. you shouldn't feel insecure because of your personality. you can't really change it, but i'm sure as soon as you will accept yourself, you will find a lot of friends and a bf
i met a girl here who is insecure about herself for the same reason (she have a personality disorder). i fuckd up being too clingy and possessive even if she wasn't my gf and i barely met her online. she shut me off, but i still wish she's doing good. girls like you deserve happiness. good luck femanon.

>>34226744
>If you have so little self control that a lack of unnecessary sex inspires you to cheat, you require more work on your self.
>>34226796
>>unnecessary sex
>No such thing for guys; they have semen and sperm that has to be released (and can actually eventually get cancer if they don't).


The male breeding strategy is different than the female breeding strategy. Males are not supposed to be monogamous, which is why they constantly feel the need to "fertilize". As a woman, you have to realize that and keep your man happy, or it's 100% your fault he cheated.

>>34226796
There is no truth to this. Your body will still release semen on its own.

>>34226845
I don't really see an issue with you getting a bf asides from the typical idiots like your ldr ex. wanna go to a hippie festival? Ill buy a two person hammock

>>34226513
Well, it's hard to click with anyone when you're as boring and moody as I am.

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How do I get a femanon gf so we can be /cute/ together?

>>34226888
friends are too much effort. for one, its hard to find a real friend who clicks with you. second, its a real chore having to meet and 'hang' with them (maybe its bc i never rly liked them)

i had 'friends' only to make myself not look like some loner. as soon as i left for uni, i just ditched them and ignored all their messages until they got the message lol. i really couldnt care less. if theyre not all im looking for, then i dont care

>>34226922
Yeah.. It is. Sorry bout that. Hope you find the right guy though ^^;

>>34226913
Males *masturbate in their sleep* to "release semen on its own". kek

>>34226845
do you wanna play csgo with me ?

>>34224814
bad
> depressed
> no social skills. Uninteresting, unintelligent and unfunny
> my only "friend" raped me a couple years back. not only am i impure and no longer a virgin, I don't trust people and I freak out if anyone shows interest in me.

good
> I have a job at least and can support myself
> I'm kind to animals
> I'm not fat

>>34226913
>don't know that guys get backed up and get rage horny
I know I do and I feel like fucking anything female with a hole. Thank god we have fapping. I know I would have been gone crazy with out it.

>>34226845
I like firecrackers. Opinionated girls piss me off but theyre the best to catch

>>34226969
>being fat is bad
I love meat on my women. They also nice to hug.

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>>34225593
im also all these things
wanna hang out?

>>34226965
Nocturnal emissions aren't real?

>>34226797
They do not "need" it. They want it. It is lust and hedonism.
Yes, they may fuck up. This is why I said I was not especially concerned about masturbation, though I view it as weakness.

>>34226840
"suggests", "may"
there is no concrete proof of this. you can find lower prostate cancer risks in celibate church members as well, but this is not enough to make concrete statements that no sex = cancer or more sex = cancer.
>>34226912
Are you an animal that cannot control your base instincts? Do you fuck fertile 13 year olds?

>>34226859
yes, there is. i know bc i've done it.

>>34226949
>i just ditched them and ignored all their messages until they got the message
Pretty much what most of the friends I've had have done to me. Guess it was more common than I thought.

>>34226899
thanks for the luck, ill need it. the main problem with my 'personality issues' is that i feel like im unhealthy in a relationship. i feel like i create problems out of thin air where it means a lot to me, but nothing to them. its kinda like why bother being a relationship when nobody is benefiting: guy is being weighed down with constant problems from me, and im constantly criticising and hating myself

>>34226969
>she fell for the impure non-virgin meme

nobody on this board worth half a shit actually cares.

>>34226969
Uh.. man. That's heavy. At least you got the bad things out of the way first. Right?

>>34227002
hahaha. well, just another reason I'm undesirable then.

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>>34225752
what rank are you?
i need someone to be bad with

>>34227009
>wet dreams can take care of a high test guy
Lol no.
>>34227015
>we don't need fapping
Unless you're a male you don't know what a male would need do you?

>>34227042
Umm, not really? Plenty of guys like thin girls anon.

>>34224814
Who is this cute anime girl?

>>34226969
> my only "friend" raped me a couple years back. not only am i impure and no longer a virgin, I don't trust people and I freak out if anyone shows interest in me.
i always think my life is trash, but sometimes browsing r9k remind me how worst other people's life may be.i'm really sorry for you senpai. stay strong.

>>34227042
>one guys online saying he like fat girls means all guys like them
Stop being a dummy.

>>34227073
It's Karen from Kiniro Mosaic.

>>34226965
Nocturnal emissions aren't masturbating. It is not at all uncommon for the discharge to occur without any dreams or erection associated.

>>34227015
>Are you an animal that cannot control your base instincts? Do you fuck fertile 13 year olds?

I'm also a fembot, and no, I don't fuck 13 year-olds. That was an interesting direction to go with this though-- are you, like, a female predator?

And believe it or not, most males do not "release semen on their own". Like the other anon said, they get "backed up".

>>34227093
Most males don't have nocturnal emissions.

tfw never had a nocturnal emission

>>34227015
You have no idea what it's like.

Here's something you can try at home.
Go buy a sweet treat like a candy bar or a donut and carry it around. Keep it close and in sight.
But do not eat it.
Do not eat it until it expires.

I have remarkable, borderline obsessive compulsive levels of self control. I can run until my lungs are burning and keep running.

But I cannot stop jerking off for more than a week.

If you can pass the snack test then I'll listen to you tell me about self control and hedonism, and muh dick.

Really I think you're a weird prude and dicks gross you out, this is all bullshit justification, but whatever.

>>34226845
>>34226966
holy shit answer me

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>>34227118
Aww shit this is getting good.

>>34226914
lol why a hippie festival. ill die from a panic attack bc of the crowd and noise. nty

>>34226966
uhm if ur not too far from me (decent ping) and if ur okay with playing with my unranked alt :///

>>34227020
its just i never rly paid attention to them in the beginning. if i constantly message you and i think u consider me as a good friend then i wouldnt just abandon you. id either let you know or not leave

>>34227045
what rank are you?

>>34226974
Yet I know multiple guys who have given up masturbating and are just fine.

>>34224814

I could get a bf, but I don't want one.

interests: learning things, exercise, food, art
what i'm like: kinda fake

>good
1. i'm dtf
2. i like femdom
3. i don't fuck around

>bad
1. i don't like men. as people.
2. I'm into femdom
3. i live with my parents

>>34227092
Thank you anonymous

Orig

>>34227177
woah chill lmfao. its like 4am for me. im getting sleepy ok

>>34227188
>not too far from me (decent)

US east (quebec)
Sure.

good
>conventionally attractive
>funny sometimes
>good taste in music i guess

bad
>probably autistic
>sad girl
>bad at coping with being a sad girl

>>34227170
>tfw never had a nocturnal emission
I've never had one either... even before I masturbated I never had them. I think this roastie is equating this with getting a period or something...

...not all guys get "nocturnal emissions", which is why sex/masturbation can become a need for us.

Look, it's cool that sex is just a "want" for females, and we're happy for y'all; however, evolution has made us differently.

>>34227203
pls be my bully gf

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>>34227192
>a few guys can do something that must mean all guys can do it
Anon don't be a dummy. We are not all the same.

>>34227210
i get jealous and nervous too anon

>>34227212
rip. im in europe gg

>>34227203
>I'm into femdom
>bad thing

lol

>>34227214
>autistic
>sad
a-are you real? I want to hug you.

>>34227203
>food is an interest
Yeah keep thinking that you can get a bf but just don't want one you fat fuck, it'll make the pain of the reality that no one wants your disgusting ass bearable

>>34227170
I have, it was weird.

>>34227025
i know that feel. it's probably the main reason i had some problems with the online-friend femanon i was talking about. i guess you should just accept yourself. nobody is better off alone, this is true even for you and your potential bf.
you have to fight for let it work.

>>34227188
Because its really easy to just chill under the sky and learn a lot about someone over the course of a weekend and i dont even go to the concert areas. Not a hippie either

>>34227177
Kek

>>34227234
oh its ok. i might be going to sleep soon though. i have exams the day after tmrw. and i need to revise tmrw

>>34227235
Lets play anyways.

>>34227203
We're definitely not compatible. I'd probably tie you up, slap you, spit on you, and violate all your holes until you submitted to me. kek

>>34227254
They said food art you dummy. Good art makes good money.

>>34227244
It's probably the weird femdom where they cut you and burn you and think that's how it's supposed to work.
Not the good kind where it's just vanilla role reversal.

Nice dubs.

>>34227264
eh. i dont want to settle though. its either all or nothing. nothing or settling and not being happy, and wanting more? nothing obv

>>34227016
post-coitus doesn't count
if a boy is agreeing to cuddle with you on a couch then things will inevitably lead elsewhere or will be incredibly tense and uncomfortable

>>34227214
I think the important question is, if there was a guy capable of loving sad girls, would you want him as a bf?

>>34227214
i'm definitely autistic, it's not so bad if you have the right people to talk to. I had a lot of therapy and some useful psychedelic sessions to improve myself.

>>34227078
thanks anon. I know it probably isn't true but if anyone shows interest in me, even as a friend, my mind goes wild and I think they have an ulterior motive and I act cold and push them away until I'm all alone again.

Worst part is, I actually really want a boyfriend or a friend. I wish I wasn't alone all the time.

>>34227085
sorry got carried away lol. Just took me way longer than I'd like to admit to come up with good things and that was the first reply I got.

>>34227269
yeah but cant you do that in some random field, or forest? i go explore by a river near me. its cool

>>34227277
uhm ok. how do i add or w/e. gib contact pl0x

>>34227270
Well https://steamcommunity.com/id/AspenSehnsucht

I'd like to get to know you, play some games with you. Who knows maybe we could be friends.

>>34227214
what are your five favorite albums?

>>34227055
>Unless you're a male you don't know what a male would need do you?

I know multiple males who have given it up without issue, including bf (I did not press for it, it was his own desire).

>>34227151
Seminal fluid is also broken down and reabsorbed by the body when it "expires" if it is not released.
What do you think happens to animals that don't have hands to masturbate with when they can't breed? That would be an absolutely terrible design.

>>34227319
Just chill mate. I'm not going anywhere yet.

>>34227349
hmm okay. ive added

hi who wants a brazilian bf

>>34227346
Good point. It wouldve been fun fembot. But thats okay. Enjoy your csgo

>>34227319
B-but I replied to you first :(

I'd just like to let the autistic femanon know that one of the main reasons I masturbate as often as I do is because if I don't masturbate it keeps me up at night because I can't stop thinking about fucking.

I'd say lack of sleep is unhealthy.

>>34227231
People are suggesting it is a physical need, innate to all humans with male reproductive organs. It is not. As I have said from the start, it is a matter of self control/weakness and vulnerability to lust and hedonism.
I did not say this was easy to overcome, but that I do view it in a negative light.

>>34227388
>I know multiple males who have given it up without issue, including bf
Again not everyone is the same. Also you have a bf? Why the fuck are you in this thread? Also this is sounding like bait.

>>34225892

Kill yourself

Oregono

>>34227400
i sent you a msg

>>34227306
Yeah, most guys use sex as a vehicle to bypass the awkward of initiating foreplay-- I can confirm that. I've cuddled with multiple girls without wanting sex though. It just feels good to cuddle.

Actually, a one time cuddling did "too much" for a girl I was with, she made a move on me, and I had to tell her to chill because she was making me miss GoT, so don't think it's only guys who try to use cuddling as a catalyst for sex.

>>34227254

I happen to cook for a living and I enjoy it as a hobby. Also I'm hungry.

>>34227244

It's listed under both.

>>34227219

Are you shorter than 5'8"?

>>34227280

Disgusting.

>>34227290

You're a baby.

>>34227319
>Worst part is, I actually really want a boyfriend or a friend. I wish I wasn't alone all the time.
go find an online-only bf. i know it's bullshit, but i don't give a fuck.. i really think those kind of emotional and unphysical relationship can be real.
i'd like to propose me as your online-friend /online-boyfriend, but i already know i'm too much of a sperg to give you what you deserve.

>>34227412
yeah i guess. being in a field is p chill, especially during the night and u can stargaze. and thanks, will do. im gonna sleep now though. gnight robots

>>34227467
>Are you shorter than 5'8"?

no, i am 5'8

>>34227435
>not everyone is the same
see: >>34227434

I met him here and have spent a long time here, so I still like to take part in threads that provide opportunity for self-reflection or discussion.

>>34227434
Unless you're a male you don't know what the hell you're talking about and your small sample size of males you know don't mean shit. You need to do studies and have very smart people to test stuff like it with different variables.

>>34227487

Then I don't want you.

>>34227505
Not that anon but im 6'2.

I think youre a male though youfaggot

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>>34227188
gn1
i'm not very good

>>34227319
I could use a friend too, let's be friends.

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>>34227505
i just got btfo didnt i

>>34227434
That's a personal opinion based on your experience as a fembot; unfortunately, you have no scientific basis for that opinion.

http://www.focusonthefamily.com/marriage/sex-and-intimacy/understanding-your-husbands-sexual-needs/sex-is-a-physical-need

>>34227496
Read this >>34227501 still can't see why you think it's weak for a guy to fap and can say just "don't fap guys it's easy".

>>34227515

You're a fucking idiot.

>>34227533

Yeah.

>>34227586
You're a fake little bitch

>>34227533
You cant get btfo'd by trolls anon stiffen up

>>34227288
>food art
Are you retarded or just blind?
She put a comma between them you stupid fuck
Defend the fucking fat roastie some more you beta bitch

im actually a normalfag from germany.
i was just looking for some vr sex gifs for my friends.
what is going on in this thread?
you literally only need a vagina to get a dick in a club

>>34227629
>getting this triggered
Who hurt you anon and why do you need the need to project it on random people online?

>>34227540
>http://www.focusonthefamily.com/marriage/sex-and-intimacy/understanding-your-husbands-sexual-needs/sex-is-a-physical-need

"A male's semen buildup is sometimes released through nocturnal emissions if it is not otherwise relieved. Just as with breast milk, sperm production tends to "keep up with demand." The more often a man has sex, the more semen his body is likely to produce."

Masturbate all the time, you will continue to need it, and your body will not be urged to deplete semen naturally.

>>34227615

You don't even know why you're a fucking idiot, do you? lol

>>34224936
>I am not pretty
post pic

>>34227571
I never said it was easy. I only said it was a lack of self control and giving in to hedonism/lust.

>>34227731
I mean you can keep saying that but that's not backed up by facts.

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Tfw pretty chad
Tfw actually beta af
Tfw set my standards super high so no girl can achieve them so i never have to go through having a break up
Tfw 10 grils this year have expressed feelings about you
Tfw friendzoned all of them now known as resident asshole chad

>>34227697
>Masturbate all the time, you will continue to need it, and your body will not be urged to deplete semen naturally.

Then stop eating so much, fembot. You keep eating as much as you are, and you'll continue to need to keep eating more in order to maintain your weight. You naturally should be 100-115 lbs. and I see it as a sign of weakness that you're not.

>>34227722
Do explain anon, do explain.

>>34227801
If you do not eat at all, you starve.
Fasting is quite good for you though.

>>34224936
>clingy
>emotional
those arent cons, thats pretty hot

>>34225055
you dont have to fear rejection, if it doesnt work on someone, try someone else.
or go to a club, everyone there will talk to you if youre a girl.

>>34225058
>cant drive legally
are you under 16/18/whatever or just shit at driving?
the practical part took me 5 tries

>>34225328
being emotional is not a con

>>34225593
you just need someone who is interesting enough to do the talking, problem solved

ill continue later, have to fucking play videogames with some friends, but you guys actually seem alright

>>34224814
Because I'll never meet him, the irl rng just isn't in my favor when I'm looking for something specific.
Good:
>Anime
>Vidya
>Jfashion
I'm a kind person but also blunt. I am an introvert and I don't go outside often but I travel to hangout with my friends once every few months, since I have few locally.

Bad:
>Sometimes my inner schizoid kicks in and I want to be left alone but then at the same time...
>I Want to be first priority
>I'm lazy and I put chores on other people

>>34227417
what? really? D: I only saw the fat girls are better comment first. I don't think I skipped anyone.

>>34227469
I'd actually really really like that. I was hoping someone might offer. Feeling emotions and a connection to someone is what I crave more than anything else. you don't sound like a sperg to me. But even if you are it doesn't matter.

I hope you're patient though. I'm already super anxious. You're gonna have to leave a throwaway and give me a couple days before I send you something.

>>34227529
that'd be nice, I want to be your friend.

>>34225058
I'm trying to find a girl to watch kino with, would you be interested?

How many grils here cry after sex?
my ex was like that and I liked it

>>34227467
I should have thrown in a
>>not into cut burn torture
>are you a fag?
Because I expected it

How's it feel to be read like a box of cereal you freak?

>>34227913
>irl rng isn't in my favor
maybe it is today
are you by chance in Cascadia?

>>34227841
Funny, because they're both physical needa and the "fasting is quite good for you" holds true for male masturbation as well.

You should really read up on all the negative health effects of a male ceasing masturbation because you're still wrong:
https://www.quora.com/What-are-the-health-effects-if-any-of-ceasing-to-masturbate

>>34227913
Girls who watch anime are 10x more emtional than those who do not.

Wanna talk about it

>>34227917
I was >>34227062

But where are you from? If you're looking for a friend or a bf.

>>34227834

I'm looking for someone shorter than 5'8"

>>34227946

*shrug*

>>34227966
>they're both physical needa
Not a physical need. You NEED food, or you die. You do not die without cummies.

Funny about all those super healthy celibate monks and my bf.

>>34228018
I never put myself out there for you anyways, bitch.

>>34225848
im an alcoholic too, this bothers no one except my family.
skinny is alright aswell to some guys, and you cant be too talkative as long as youre atleast somewhat interesting.

>>34225935
no problems with you, at all

>>34226057
you sound too smart, im too drunk, cant comprehend anything, sorry.
my higher brain functions are slowly failing.

>>34226969
being depressed sucks, did you try to get medication?
also, i dont think youre as uninteresting, unintelligent and unfunny as you think

>>34227214
just as i said above, get some help when youre depressed, maybe medication helps.

>>34227913
sounds pretty normal

>>34227847
you all shouldnt really be so self critical, im sure youre all really nice girls whore just too shy to go in a club every now and then.
it would really solve all your problems i guess

>>34228050
It's ok senpai you don't want it anyway.
I've seen this one post before and it's an ugly tranny.
We 6'2 bros have to look out for eachother when there are predatory freaks like this on the loose.

Even if they're predictable and boring.

Too many great girls on the internet and i'm average.
can't get a bf because guys where I live aren't civilized and very ignorant. tfw MENA
3 good things:
1. i'm very hopeful even though i'm critical but my hopeful perspective is what keeps me going.
2. im a very curious person. i love learning new things. no matter what it is. i love to have an idea on everything
3. i really enjoy the little things in life, even if its just going to the grocery store and getting some milk. things like that make me feel human. im on my own so much i forget what its like to do normal things so when i finally do it, it feels great and weird.

bad things:
1. I don't know how to text people i've never met so I can get really, really boring texting people online. It makes me so insecure and I don't know how to fix it
2. I can never talk about my emotions because in the back of my head it makes me feel so weak. and i hate crying. i feel so so weak.
3. not very good at showering people with love even though i can be crazy about them. i can't do it. that includes responding to compliments

>>34227917
Where are you from, anon? Do you have any throwaway contact info?

>>34228165
forgot to add the fact that i love video games but i'm really bad at them and it makes me feel like shit because i've never played a multiplayer game with a friend.

>>34228028
Your BF is masturbating on the side (or worse) or you're draining his balls enough.

Either that, or he's both the biggest cuck and dumbass in the world for risking prostate cancer, painfully inflamed sexual organs, prostatitis, and a higher chance of infection just to keep you happy. I hope he contracts chlamydia from a toilet bowl because of his higher infection rates from no fapping, you contract it, and get to feel what it's like to have your sex organs perpetually burning. kek

>>34228050

Well, someone said they were 6'2" and that's the idiot, jackass.

>>34228118

1. I have never posted my picture on /r9k/
2. I was born with this puss
3. lol "predatory freaks"

>>34228165
your bad things sound just like the average human beings self conceived faults, theres nothing wrong with you.

>>34228198
>>34228165
Too good to be true. Move along everyone. Nothing to see here

kik?

>>34228165
Well where are you? Wouldn't mind getting to know you.

>>34228118
Good looking out bro. I gotchyu

>>34228218
How tall are you, bitch.

>>34227309
id rather just not be sad. i think it would be unfair to put a bf through that

>>34227314
yeah ive been thinking about therapy recently but also kinda feel like it would be a waste of time

>>34227381
looking back that was a bad thing to put because music taste is obviously subjective but my favorites recently are:

mabuta no ura - boris
puberty 2 - mitski
heaven or las vegas - cocteau twins
drabbad av sjukdom - dod mark (lol)
and anything by sufjan (again lol)

>>34228028
>cummies
The fuck are you calling it that?

why dont you guys just make a /r9k/ discord?
everyone could talk to each other, maybe this helps you guys

>>34225763
>implying theres any
God you're pathetic anon

>>34228005
I see, sorry I skipped that one! I'm from the west coast.

>>34228078
I have prescription marijuana but that's all I'm willing to take. thanks for the nice words.

>>34228170
west coast, I don't have a throwaway yet. Do you?

>>34228260

I'm not even going to tell you, since you're so bossy. Not attractive.

>>34228310
I dunno man, I just make these threads, not discords.

>>34225848
Yeah, but are you ugly? And do you like film?

>>34228310
>discord
>giving the chinaman you info

>>34228329
West coast, huh? I'm on the East coast, unfortunately.

>>34228329
Hey I'm actually west coast too, and I haven't made a throwaway anything, but I could come up with something.

>>34228330
Why should I attempt to appeal to you? I already lost the height lottery. Plus you started it pussy

>>34228280
"cummies" roastie got BTFO by the science roastie's links. i'll never feel guilty about fapping again

>>34228375

Bro, why are you talking to me if you're not trying to appeal to me? And you are also a baby.

>>34228224
Didn't know what else to mention since there's a lot. Not usually a self-loathing person but I only noticed the problem when I couldn't mention 3 good things but I realized I could mention a lot of bad things, which is just now. Thanks though. Appreciate it.

>>34228225
Don't have kik.

>>34228237
MENA area.

>>34228386
No idea why she kept bringing up her bf and "friends" that have stop fapping.

>>34226129
but you like lain you can't be that bad

>>34228329
>medical marijuana
no offense, but maybe you should try some actual medication? you still say youre depressed even though you take it, so i guess it doesnt quite work.

>>34228333
just create one.
this is the first time in on /r9k/ i dont even know what this bord is about.
a seasoned veteran like you could make a discord, it would help alot of people here it seems.

>>34228422
dont mention it

>>34228419
How am i baby? And i'm spitting replys. Stop replying if you dont want one. Thats how it works

>>34228429
their parents are probably anti-vaxers. kek

>>34228422
>not having a kik/skype/throwaway/gmail
This is super fishy.

>>34228422
Umm, Arkansas or am i wrong?

>>34228447
Sure, I suppose. I'll have to plan a bit for it to work and for people not to talk over each other though.

>>34228422
>MENA area.
Middle East/North Africa?

>>34227847
Being emotional is a con. I can't keep good relations with anyone, even strangers because I'm always moody. I try messaging people here then I think to myself later "nothing good will come of this, I don't deserve friends" and stop messaging them and go be lonely again. My emotions are very unstable. I always feel confused.

>>34227969
I would say I'm a pretty disconnected person actually
>>34228078
Yeah I don't think it's a me thing is the sense that I'm not good enough" But more in the sense of it's hard to meet people that share similar interest that are attractive

>>34228329
>>34228371
Actually made a throaway if you're still here
[email protected]

>>34225058
To be fair if I ever met you I'd beat you to death with a pipe.

So one could say that your assumptions are.....dead on.

>>34227960
No idea where that is anon

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>>34228468
You asked only asked for kik.
Throwaway email is: [email protected]

>>34228484
Wrong. Pic related

>>34228569
I think he means Oregon..

>>34228541
Well i was wrong then. Anime love stories ruin me so i try to stay away

>>34228520
Yes.
oreeegginaao

>>34228589
Oh boy. That's very far from the US.

>>34228594
In that case I'm not even close

>>34228512
people here seem very antisocial, or atleast shy, so i wouldnt worry about them talking over eachother.
even if, talking is the best medicine.

>>34228533
ive felt just like you some time ago, i was really anxious when they didnt text back after an hour or two and always thought i did something wrong.
just keep on trying, youll find the right one.

>>34228541
well, what are you interested in?
usually its a good thing if you dont share many interests, that way you can both enrich your lifes much more than if youd both do the same stuff.

>>34228419
I miss you already desu senpai baka lol wtf hmu

>>34228545
I am! I will message you in a couple days. And thanks for reaching out to me. I know it's silly but it honestly means a lot. I'm glad I posted here today.

>>34228589
>>34228165
are you islamic?

>>34226057
you sound so cool and you sound just like me. im a girl too tho

>>34228663
Well at least I made some people happy today by making this thread.

>>34228213
>just to keep you happy.
Did you not read what I said? He did this with no prompting from me. It was his desire before I ever voiced it. I originally only stated I disliked it in myself, and had reservations about engaging in sex. There was no pressure from me; I humored him in facilitating arousal and masturbation even, despite my reservations, out of belief that he "needed" it.

>>34228429
Because it is being suggested that is is a physiological need that will result in pain and is literally irresistible, when I have seen otherwise. There is also the evidence of celibate monks and church members, who have a remarkably low rate of cancer.

You have been swayed by the modern sex culture. Men of the past knew it was shameful.

>>34228669
Nah. oreggannnooo

>>34228704
Which MENA country are you from?

>>34228273
>i think it would be unfair to put a bf through that
I've been through it before, dating a sad girl isn't nearly as bad as sad girls make it out to be

>>34228791
Hug the sad girl. Comfy SAd girl.

>>34228761
why are you so interested, anon?

>>34227847
>>34228078
>>34228310
>>34228447
>>34228651
this sadness, fear of rejection and depression on /r9k/ makes me kinda sad, if someone here wants someone to talk to im on steam.
i might be feeling too emotional now, but i think id liek to hug you all.