Who else /batwing/ here? >tfw my 6.5" dick looks and

>>34233463
>tfw i have the same flaccid skin

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I'm fucking dying, thanks for the thread OP

>>34233463
Honestly dude you could probably get an incredibly simple procedure to bring back the skin of the ballsack with virtually no risks. I doubt it'd even cost that much.

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>>34233463
>tfw to intelligent to have a normal penis

I have that too.

It also makes my cock hairy as fuck.

I'm going to punch the next Jew I see.

I have a much milder form of that and only realized about 6 months ago. I'm 22. I dunno how I never noticed, or maybe I just thought it was normal?

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>he has a dracula dick

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W-wait, this is not normal?

>>34233463
If you had two you'd be able to flap them to propel yourself upwards

>>34233463
I have spiky dick, like a cat. The proper term is called pearled dick.

>>34233463
Holy shit, if you was to fuck a girl, would you literally need to fuck your ballsac into her just to get more than 3 inches inside?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>34235134
I once saw a porn video of a guy inserting his ball sack into the woman's anus while simultaneously penetrating the vagina.

ive got the goose neck but i have my foreskin so i can just pull it all back

the annoying part is that i get hair like halfway up my shaft and i have to shave/rip it out

/batwing/ AND hair growing all the way up my shaft, most likely due to a botched circumcision because christianity is a cool fucking religion.

disgusting.

Does anyone here have a botched circumcision? It is a horrible feel.

Me. I'm trying foreskin regeneration. If nothing else, I hope it at least eliminates that shit.

>tfw my frenulum no longer exists die to over masturbation and I'm still a virgin
>tfw the line on the underside of my penis is red and expands in the middle
>tfw my dickhole is bright red and so is the bottom of the dick head
I'm way too embarassed to see a doctor

>>34233463
You're a roastie. You're fucking ROASTIE.

>>34235998
Oh, and
>tfw hair growing all the way up my dick
I'm such a fucking freak

>>34235191
>christians
>circumcising their children
Fake Christians.

>>34233463
get that shit snipped op .

>>34235998
>my frenulum no longer exists

You snapped your banjo string? Doesn't that hurt and bleed really bad? How did it heal? Is your foreskin just loose and not retract back automatically anymore?

>>34236039
It only bled slightly, and I lost it bit by bit over time because I couldn't leave my dick alone for long enough (I was like 14). The foreskin's maybe slightly looser but it still works fine and retracts properly. Where my frenulum used to be, and a bit above it is dark red, maybe due to infection.

I really need to see a doctor