I know most of you are virgins, robots, but if you ever get to

>>34239869
Oh, ok mobileshitter normo

thanks

>>34239869
How old were you? What did you have to give up?

>>34239869
or you can use a condom or birth control instead of trying to pull out every time like a fucking idiot.

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>>34240108
I was 19 years old

>>34240143
>tfw none of that worked at all

>pulling out
why?
>shw could get pregnant bro!
who cares? that isn't my problem.

only retarded beta faggots pulls out

>>34240244
No you just admitted you didn't pull out. Nice back pedaling faggot.

If she wants to get pregnant the position isn't really going to matter. Was doing it missionary style and she just leg locked me and forced it inside when I tried to pull out.

>>34240267
>most of you are virgins

Kek
This just proves my point

I didn't pull out because it feels so fucking good seeing her ass from that view that you get hypnotized by the strokes that you don't wanna pull out

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>>34239869
>one of the best positions is also the most risky

Ill take those odds.

>>34240267
>Addresses one of your points
>Backpedaling
Replebbicans need to leave.

>>34239869
what about this position? https://youtu.be/4VeCTtPazOU

>>34240399
>oh no I got busted for my shitty bait
>haha I'll just call them a virgin and I was pretending to be retarded anyway

>>34240262
>that isn't my problem.
it will be when she sues for child support
you could literally go to jail for not being an active member of society
And if you never leave your home, chances are they'd find you insanely fast

>>34239869
>literally already won life in literally the only objectively measurable way one can win life
>complaining
Fuck you dude

>>34240244

>bc and condom plus pulling out didn't work

you should apply for disability

you act like being a father is the end of your life instead of the only important thing there is

>>34240882

That's 18 years of losing money out your pocket for a little shit who could be the next bill gates or the next prison stat. I'd love a kid but only when I know I'm secure

>>34239869
Thanks mate. I am unable to support myself. I have dodged the paternity bullet...For now.

>>34239869
>implying I don't want a girl to milk my cum from me for the purposes of impregnation
>implying this isn't my fetish

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>>34239869
I only live for my kids, they saved me from killing myself i love them and hanging out with them makes me happy, children is the best thing yu can do

>>34239869
Source ASAP please? Domo.

I imagine the only creature that would want my genes for a human life is a nigger. They'll probably take any white seed.

>>34241669
Not true. Most black women don't want white men at all, nor do they value intelligence all that much.

>>34239869
>tfw two kids
>tfw 23
>tfw unemployed living with mother
>tfw living off disability
desu I could have a worse life.

>>34239869
Tfw I can't cum inside my fwb's pussy, not because she doesn't let me. But because pussy doesn't get me to the point of cumming. I have to jack it into her mouth. Shit feels so bad

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>>34239869
>>34240244
>having a kid ruined my life
What a weak-assed sissy.

>>34241355
>"Hey, yeah you there. Corner the dog and put him on the phone."

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If your iq is below 120 get your 500 dollar vasectomy. If you have terminal illness of any degree, get your 500 dollar vasectomy. If you are not white, get your 500 dollar vasectomy.

If I somehow started having sex and it wasn't a 1 time occurrence I would definitely get the peace of mind of a vasectomy.

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>>34239869
>tfw my wife can't get pregnant so I never have to pull out
>tfw neither of us want children anyway
>tfw we don't have to waste our income on retarded midget clones
>tfw we both have a breeding fetish and she begs me to impregnate her every time we fuck
>tfw she dresses up like a bunnygirl and calls me "Daddy"

>>34239869
you must have a small dick or something
if she has trouble fitting it all in because it's big it's easy to slip it out fast when she goes up and your getting close since she wont want or be able to go down on the entire thing

>implying I'm not infertile
>implying I don't have a problem cumming from sex
Wish I could have kids though. Hard enough to find a woman and even harder to find one that doesn't want kids

>>34242565
this
when I finally get a gf vasectomy will be on my to-do list

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>>34242620
You're living the dream my dude

>>34242620
ah, another normie bait post designed to enrage people

>>34242420
>oldoregonphotos
Hello, fellow Oregonian.

>>34239869

You must have a monster dick if you can't get it out of her in that position

Source from op's pic?

>>34242620

>my wife can't get pregnant
>she begs me to impregnate her

That sounds pretty sad actually

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>>34242827
Read this >>34240399
100% original, fuck off robot

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>>34239869
>extreme fisheye
Every fucking time.

>>34242883
sad? why?
oregano

Tfw me and wife are pol amd have 2 kids saving the race atm senpai

>>34242792
Not bait. Truth. I only come here to laugh at you pathetic faggots.

>>34242741
Yeah. Only problem is she's Jewish. But we're not going to reproduce anyway. Plus she loves raceplay. I get to fuck her in my SS uniform. And her grandmother is fucking loaded, so we'll be set for life when she dies. Jewish women live forever, though, so it's going to be a while before then.

>>34242883
It's just roleplay, anon. Neither of us actually want kids, but there's something undeniably hot about trying. She's not 100% infertile, just has ovarian cysts, so the odds of her having a successful pregnancy are like 10,000:1 against. So there's still that thrilling risk that it *might* happen, even though it's so remote as to be a non-issue.

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>>34239869
>tfw have a 2 inch pecker and would be a piece of cake to slip out of that position

Big dick niggers B T F O

>>34239869
Although it will never be used, thanks for the tip.

>>34243423
4.5 incher here, how's life?

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>>34244326
>tfw I have a humongous dick so I'll never have a problem at all

>>34243128
She secretly wants kids anon. I guarantee if you stay with her, eventually it will cause emotional distress on her seeing that everyone she knows is having kids and she never can.

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>>34242565
This is how De Niro's son looks now.

Daily reminder that wealth = good looks and happiness no matter how fugly you are.

>>34244326
It's ok my dude, yourself?

>>34239869
>but if you ever get to fuck a girl
This is something that is constantly in the periphery of my thoughts.
Will I ever have sex again?

>>34245316
It's 10/10 as long as I don't have to socialize or think about other people.

"People" on 4chan boards that I like don't count.

That is basically all I live for, fapping to photos of nude models that I think are 10/10s and then after eating a good meal and maybe getting a few hours of bliss where no one disturbs me or reminds me of all the bullshit in the world.

I, for one, don't like girl on top

(normie here btw., teehee)

>>34241355
They are the reason you wanted to kill yourself in the first place.

>>34243128
I would not take that chance.

>>34242382
You're right, you could have yourself as a father. That's certainly a worse life.

>>34243423
Or you can just use your hands. If they not even smaller than your dick, of course.
Oh, I am sorry, I did not think, that your girlfriends ass is unliftable.

>>34242400
I feel you anon.

>tfw all the years spent being a virgin I assumed as soon as I ever touched a pussy I'd cum instantly
>actually desensitized myself to pussy and have to jerk off to actually cum

>>34242620
>>tfw neither of us want children anyway

>tfw we both have a breeding fetish and she begs me to impregnate her every time we fuck
>tfw she dresses up like a bunnygirl and calls me "Daddy"

>"tfw neither of us want children anyway"

Nice mental gymnastics lel.

>>34239869
One of my biggest fears about having a gf is not knowing when to pull out or if I pull out to late and cum a little bit inside her and get her pregnant. I know if I wear a condom I won't have to worry about it which I will do for the first few times I'm with her but I do want to eventually experiencing it raw.

Any tips for a virgin robot?

>>34246129
pills/vasectomy

>>34246273
vasectomy is too expensive and I actually would like kids one day when my life is more together. What kind of pills? Just regualr birth control for women or is it something men can take too?

Also I was just asking for some advice on knowing when to pull out vs being too late, I'm worried that if I ever have sex I will be to into it and not even think of pulling out and end up getting her pregnant.

Virgin here, how will that position get her pregnant wouldn't the cum just fall out?

SOMEONE POST THE DAMN SOURCE!!!

>>34241355
>had sex
normie gtfo