Holy shit, holy shit! This cute girl I matched with few days

Good job anon
Which one of the conjoined twins is she?

OP post a pic of the chat I know slovak (ik this is czech but still) so I could help you a bit

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>>34314050
here you go, and thanks in advance

>>34313990
czechbro being this desperate

the photo itself is redflag

Reply "I might do something bad but I promise you'll like it"

>>34314120
this is a good response op

>>34314086
She seems kind of cute and I would normally never approach a girl like that irl and would consider her out if my league but I am desperate desu

>>34314120
I like this! but it's tough to translate "something bad" so that it implies sonething kinky in czech.

>>34313990
be careful bro it could be a scam.

special the i am a bit younger thing.
is she underage. or could be a blackmail scam.

>>34314165
ask if they've done something good or something bad

>>34314221
15 is legal here, I don't think she is younger than that and I don't look my age which is 20 either. Thanks tho I'll be careful.

>>34314230
yeah I'll probably write this and follow after with this>>34314120

>>34314356
Keep us updated with pics opie

>>34314377
I will, I just have to really doubleczech what am I going to say.
I guess I'll go for
>And do they do bad things or good ones? I don't plan to do anything you wouldn't enjoy
(it's a rough translation, she actuly says "so whats your plan" I didn't translate it too accurately before

>>34314377
>I don't plan to do anything you wouldn't enjoy
Don't send this,you'd sound like a wimp desu

this >>34314527
was meant for >>34314496
soz for the mistake

>>34314527
fuck, I thought it implies it pretty smoothly but i am pretty autistic desu
I don't want to rush the first respinse as i won't have enough time to weight my following responses here

>>34314356
Ask her age, I am 20 too and 17 is my bottom, I wouldn't go for it if she's 15.

>>34314618
Nah you aren't autistic,you're just inexperienced in fact

>>34314632
should I really start with this? I mean I would ask her eventually, if the convo would sonehow miraculously get to this

>depends how much younger you actually are
>her response: old enough/17 etc
what then?

>>34314755
I'm not him but i'd say something along the lines of "What do you have on mind?" and see her response and continue from there.

>>34314120

top cringe and creep to be honest

Does anyone have any final tip? I just don't want to fuck this up, I don't think I'll ever get a similar opportunity.

Actually posted something along the lines of this >>34314496, waiting for a reply. She actually sent the message 3 hours ago but I didn't czech my phone because I was studying for finals

>>34315251
You'll be fine just don't use puns like the ones on here.

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>>34315286
Oh thanks I hope, I didn't want to be too straightforward as I won't be able to maintain this attitude for long.
>i want a pale gf

>>34315364
Nah dude I'd try this, looks kinda OK. what region?

>>34315739
Yeah, I like this type of girls to be desu, I'm from moravia and she is suppossed to be 85km away in whatever direction so I am not sure but probably Moravia as well

>>34315856
inb4 Pardubice drug lord

>>34315883
kek I hope not. Pardubice, Brno and Ostrava are ~150km and Olomouc is 40 so she can be from anywhere in between I guess

>>34315997
how's czech tinder anyways, a lot of people or wasteland?

>>34316721
it's much better than I expected. Majority of cute girls are from poland but that's only because I set the range pretty big. I'd say more than enough girls. I swipd through all of then and every day there are like 5-10 new ones to browse.
I got 16 matches and I only swipe right the ones I actually find cute so that's pretty good. This is the only girl that wrote me first and I never started the convo with the other 15 because I am too autistic as you can cleraly see.

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>>34313990
>>34315364
>>34315739
I like to think that the right side of her face is horribly scarred, and she's using "artsy" photos to hide it. I hope that when you meet her, she'll have a Phantom of the Opera mask on.

Ultimately, after some anime hijinks and misunderstandings, you reveal your love to her and she accepts that she's capable of being loved, feeling beautiful for the first time in her life, then she gets burned alive by townspeople in her hovel that are going after the "monster," misunderstanding your love.

At least, that's what I'm hoping for. I don't know about you guys.

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>>34316850
I wouldn't mind dating lucatiel at all,kek'd and became little worried

>>34313990
she looks bipolar bro

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>>34317122
heh but for real I would mind, I want a pale bipolar artsy gf

she still hasn't replied. did I fuck up or do girls do this kind of shit? I mean I didn't respond to her for 3 hours too. But I can't write anything now right? It's the 101 thing not to do when texting girls

>>34317443
That's normal. Wait it out, if she doesn't respond forget about her.

>>34313990
>oh and I'm a little bit younger I admit
she's underage this is jailbait

>>34317512
yeah, not going to feel heartbroken because of this, thanks.

>>34317542
>anything below 18 is jailbait
why do amerifags cuck themselves like this?
also there is no way she is under 15 which is the age of consent here

>>34317045
tfw no lucatiel gf

>>34317443
is this your first time on the internetz?

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>>34317443
Sorry boyo but looks/sounds 100% like a fake account to me.. Dont get your hopes up

>>34318072
Really? The way she writes and how her profile looks seems like a typical "artsy" teen girl to me to be desu
starting to reeee a little bit in the back of my mind

>>34318217
>typical

there's your problem

She'll never be your gf you fucking autist. You'll be lucky if she even replies to you.

The types who post girls on r9k, begging pls guys help me smash, will always be alone. You reek of desperation and poor morals and she can smell it through the screen.

Post what you sent to her, still no reply?

>>34318728
DELET THIS

stop projecting

>>34318728
Bitter much? Don't worry anon, I'm sure someone will message you first too some day.

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>>34318999
still no reply, yes, I don't think this will end up in a good way. Thanks for you help guys tho
did they do bad or good to you.l? I don't plan anything you wouldn't enjoy

>>34319043
thanks but he is somewhat right

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>>34319510
literally two minutes after posting this I got a reply.
>do they do bad things or good ones?
>usually both haha
>how are you?
I guess I'll just tell her sbout studying for finals amd ask her where's she from and shit like this

>>34319610
>gets pussy thrown at him
>starts talking like shes his coworker and they just were in the elevator at the same time

>>34319690
I don't try to cover the fact I am shit at this, your advice sempai?

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>>34319690
>mfw pussy is being thrown at me
tinder is no meme after all

>>34319733
He'll probably advice you to move to setting up a date as quick as possible before she gets bored

>>34320260
Yeah that's a good advice but I plan to do it. But if she asked me how do I do I'll jist reply what do i do, ask about her, ask her where does she live and then ask her if she wants to meet up. I think going straight to that would feel kind of weird

>>34319610
>ja nemam v planu nic co by se ti nelibilo

probably messed up right there senpai, expressing you're are a nice guy

in any way try to set up a date asap and keep us updated

>>34320825
I also think so, it didn't really make the implication I wanted to make. but to be honest I don't really come off as that type of guy from my profile pic and I think it would feel weird. It's true this comes off as the "nice guy" stereotype which I really want to avoid.

Will try to post more screencaps but she's really taking the time

shameless selfbump in case she will reply today otherwise thanks for your help anons, this was a nice experience even though I fucked up