>Girl has a crush on you >Do nothing

>>34363428
Ive done this far too many times

>>34363428

Then don't complain.

I'm sick of this board.

>>34363428
Wish I made a move... Fuck me.

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>>Girl has a crush on you

Why is this place normie central anymore?

Sorry, I can't relate to that feel at all. A girls never even looked at me.

>>34363428
I don't my girlfriend would aprove.

>girl has crush on you
>she's like 4/10 at best
meh pass
why can't anyone actually cute have a crush on me?

How do you even know. I do not understand.

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>girl has crush on you
>think its a joke
>im not falling for this ruse
>don't do anything
>realize later on that it wasn't a ruse

oops

>>34363585
Cuz they have a crush on someone more attractive/richer/smarter than you.

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>>34363428
>have crush
>they know
>they do nothing

FUCK MEN REEE

What actually is a girl? I don't think I've ever met one before. Are they like those cute people in my animes?

>>34363428
Happened, fuck me

No, actually fuck you for reminding me

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>work in a big warehouse and manage 40 people
>age 23. social awkward as fuck just tell people what to do and they listen cause of 'muh respect'
>22 year old qt 10/10 works in the sales dept has a massive crush on me, as do I
>actually takes me out to eat for our lunch break
>invites me to social gatherings but always decline
>all of her friends tell me she's madly in love with me which makes me feel better
>don't want to ask her out because I live with my parents and don't drive or have a license
>consider suicide everyday


Just because I do normie activities doesn't mean I'm a normie.... IT'S NOT FAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34363428
reminder that most of you probably just deluded yourselves into it

Test
Wg gw2g2gvg

>>34363721
>Are they like those cute people in my animes?
No, don't get your hopes up.

>>34364993
Get your driver's license, it's easy as fuck to drive once you don't have your parents in your car. She might be understanding about you living with your parents because you aren't truly NEET, just say that you're saving up for your own place and it's cheaper than renting

>>34365096
This has been true in my case, I attempt to act on crushes but end up getting turned down.

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>>34363428
>interested in girl
>she seems interested in me
>conversation gets deep and personal
>she stops replying

what did she mean by this

>>34363428

Just forget about her and move on, you owe women nothing you stupid faggot.

>>34364993
go out and then take her to a hotel you pussbag

>not wanting to blueball a woman
plebs

>>34364993
Mate, there's tons of guys with no drivers license and living with their parents that have a gf, it shouldn't stop you.
I'm pretty sure if she likes you she won't care about that.

>>34365468
>>34365511
I will try fellow robots... I've been in this lonely hole for too long now. Wish me luck

>>34365698
Thanks anon, people should understand since I live in Commiefornia and living anywhere is just ridiculous.

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>Ignore them
>they start to like you more
>still do nothing

>>34363428
Thanks for remind me my actual situation

>>34363605
this
I was an average looking guy in highschool but had terrible self-esteem from horrible acne. Girl ends up moving on and dates a less attractive guy.
I always assumed people were repulsed by my acne but I guess some girls actually saw past it and I was too autistic to see that

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>>34363428
>Highschool
>Girl has a crush on me
>messages me on normalbook
>"Hey :)"
>Ignore it, don't even open it
>In restroom washing hands
>Friend walks in
>"Anoooooon... I know a girl who has a crush on you"
>Look him straight in the eye and say with the most blank and uninterested face I could make
>"OK"
>Accidentally click messenger in the next few days
>Shows me as recently active
>another new message
>Have to explain that I'm not interested
>Tries to play it off

>fat mexican weeb girl invites me for coffee
>stand her up

lmao, fucking females

>tfw autistic and ugly (literally fucking ugly, like repulsive)
>found out a 10/10 girl had a crush on me in high school
I'm not ready for this feel

>>34363428
>girl has a crush on you
I'm sorry, I can't relate.

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>>34364993
I can relate

I just don't consider myself interesting enough to be with the girls that show interest.in me. I spend all day on my computer drawing, sihtposting and playing vidya so I don't see the point in accepting their feelings just to let them down

I'm sure they can find somebody more normal to have a healthy relationship. Also I get scared as fuck when I think about intimacy even though I want a serious lovey dovey relationship

>>34366310
Don't worry, most normies don't do anything except browse Reddit and watch movies

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>>34363643
tell all other women that men are fucking imperseptive and that if you have a crush on a guy then be upfront and explicit to him, it's not that fucking hard. it's not that we dislike you, it's that we have no clue whatsoever you're into us

>suspected a girl of having a crush on me recently
>turns out she already had a boyfriend and was just really friendly to all the guys at my workplace
I didn't care too much because I was already obsessed with my oneitis at that point but still.

>>34366351
I haven't watched TV or gone to the movies in years anon. I'm beyond the normie spectrum

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>>34366178
>tfw I went out for coffee with a fat mexican weeb girl who had previously turned me down
QUIT REMINDING ME OF MY PAST MISTAKES

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>>34363428
>girl has a crush on you
shes fat
This is my only standard and fate is throwing them at me every once in a long while until I fucking crack. Maybe the no GF curse will be lifted if I just take one.

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>>34365772
>ignore them because of personal taste
>they start to like you more
>finally give in and reciprocate their feelings
>they become distant
life is hell

>>34366479
Take one in that has a cute face and make her get fit. A lot of fat girls actually want to be thin but they have no motivation or willpower.

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>>34363428
>think girl has a crush on you
>later realize they didn't

>>34366535
I actually did do this, or tried to
post related
>>34366519

I actually became emotionally invested because we became good friends and she was really cool. Liked anime and video games etc.

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>>34366536
quite accurate

>>34363462
why are you here faggot?

Huh, got muted for this, funny

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>>34363428
>have a crush on a girl
>do nothing about it
>found out she apparently likes me too
>decide to check if its true
>it is
>lose all interest in her immidiately

fml

>>34363428
>have a crush
>she gives me fuck me vibes
>she's also married

>girl has a crush on me
>have sex
>she begins to cry because she thought I noodled in her poodle and she feels like if she got pregnant, she'd be forced to marry me
>I never even liked the bitch
I wish I were joking.

>think girl has a crush because she's always looking at me
>turns out I'm just ugly

>>34367202
>girl always looks at you because you're ugly
That makes no sense.

>>34366364
>>34366536
>>34367202
These are the only acceptable answers.

Fuck all of you normie scumbags.

>>34367224
You've never kept looking at a person because they looked strange (in a bad way)? Really?

I try not to, but when I'm not paying attention I just find my eyes floating over to look at ugly or morbidly obese people.

>>34363428
>girl has a crush on me
>turns out she doesn't
Rinse, wash, repeat, then live for another 30 years.

>>34364993
Anon please just ask her. you have nothing to lose and you can come out with excuse, like you are saving money for apartment/house and you are about to start your driver license.

>>34367224
It does make sense. People like to look at disasters. If ugly people were just left alone, there would be no bullying.

>>34366364
>every single girl ever even the ones online even on here
Ayy lmao omen are fucked just don't deal with it anymore.

I had a married girl in grad school crush on me hard. She'd blush, get nervous, I'd see her the next semester and she'd say shit like "oh, I didn't think you'd remember me, teehee." She was a curvy, married, qt, and I ever did with her was jack it to her memory.

>We're both interested in each other
>Do nothing
I want to kms

>>34363643
Men literally have a harder time figuring things out socially when looking in a woman's eyes.

>>34365721
>fellow robots

you are no fucking robot.

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>>34363428
How the fuck do you know when a girl has a crush on you? I can't tell, I can't read women's body language for shit, maybe it's because I'm ugly as shit

>>34367725
her bestie tells you or you find out from others

Be 6 feet tall which is one of the only things I have going for me besides a big dick, haven't gotten laid in almost 5 years now. Hot tall girl sits next to me on an almost empty bus
don't talk to her
go home and masturbate

>>34367725
She will do most of the appraching,laughts at your stupid jokes,physical touching or stares at you.basically you need to pay attention if she is responsive to you.

>>34367952
>>34367781
>tfw was getting hopeful that someone at some point was interested in me in the past and I just didn't notice it

Welp, there goes that.

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Oh goody a girl likes me I better just put on my fucking clown shoes and try to entertain her enough that she doesn't get all emotional and angry at me for not doing enough to woo some random stranger that wants me to get dressed up, put on an act, steal the spot light entertaining, and probably feed her too while I'm at it.

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>>34363428
>flirt with qt goth chick at work
>can't do nothing because you're married.
I know she'd probably not be interested if I was single.

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>>34364993

Wow it's a sure thing and you're not even going to try?

>>34368017
>not cheating on wife
>cuck

>>34368017
>not cucking your wife
You'll regret not making a move once she cheats on you with Chad and takes half your money

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>>34363643
> mfw society makes it so men have to confront the man

IM BETA FUCKING PLEASE ONLY LIKE 1 or 2 GIRLS THAT HAD A CRUSH ON ME AND WERE TOO SCARED TO APPROACH ME

This happened to me a few times in highschool, i was shy and for some reason every time that i got anxious i acted edgy and confident without realising. This developed into people thinking that i was truly confident and some even thought that i was a pussy destroyer (mostly the girls).

They thought that i acted desinteresed in girls because i was drowning in pussy and that for some reason atracted some girls.
It was hilarious when they realised that that "confidence" was in fact autism.

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>>34368246
>>34368280
Cheating on wife.
I'm not scummy enough to do it lads.
Or more, I'm a shite bag.

>>34368345
correction
> man has to confront the woman

pls desu spare me i'm not gay i want a nice robot gf

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>>34367952
>tfw all the signs that a girl likes you are shit that triggers your autism
>approaching me
>touching me every chance they get
>trying to initiate shit
>talking to me
I just want to drop my spaghetti and run away

>>34363616
>Qt has a crush on me, at least a 7.5
>Get looks from decent to good looking girls regularly
>To shy to step up to them and make a move

Normal convo sort of works

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>Girl has crush on you
>She confesses
>Too beta to say no
>Love wears off
>She's negative and paranoid af
>"I'll try to change because I love you anon" x20
>She never changes
>Depression bcs other reasons hits me
>She lose interest several times and try to cuck me (Luckly Chad cucked her back)
>Uses me as back up plan
>Still love her but I barely show interest on her anymore
>She breaks with me
>mfw I don't care about women anymore but still feel lonely

>>34363428
serves roasties right

>oh lol if I look at him with a slightly different bitchface maybe he will come over and talk to me while totally not feeling creeped out because I'm a gurl teehee and also I expect him to act first because who knows #mensbelikesooooentitled

>>34368663
>haha, we really showed them by not ever having gfs

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>>34368801
we totally did man

24 yo old BPD virgin here.

>Girl I work with likes me a bit a think
>All started when I got a bit drunk at our christmas party and got a bit...forward.
>Always trying to organise outings with our small group lately
>Usually asks me last or just doesnt ask me at all and someone else does.
>Gets in a shitty if we dont speak for a while or if I say no to outings.
>Last week someone asked me after work on fagbook if I wanted to go for a drink. Heard her asking everybody all day.
>Say no as I made plans and it was ''short notice'' for me.
>Bump into girl literally 10 minutes later on the way home.
>She has had her hair done, looks good. Swishes her hair at me. I tell her it looks good. We talk for a bit and she is clearly happy to see me.
>She is always so nice to me, I see her and in that moment I just want to kiss her. I am so thankful for the attention that I could cry.
>24 years of virginity hold me back with the force of a million missed oppurtunities.
>Tell her I might be out later tonight. She says she will facebook me even though we aren't friends on there.

I'm not half the man she thinks I am. It sucks knowing this, knowing I can't initiate because I'm so jaded and fucked in the head.

If she came at me with a baseball bat tomorow and tried to bludgeon me to death I would let her.

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>>34363428
>girl has crush on in middle school
>tries to confess
>calmly inform her she only thinks she likes me because she doesn't know me, that if she did she'd hate me
>never speak to her again
>do this 3 more times throughout life
>currently 25 years old handholdless kissless virgin
mistakes were made

>>34368801
get out of here needle dick beta males

>>34367983
topkek underrated post

very originalo too

>qt comes into my job
>I help her out
>give her some bullshit to fill out because my job makes me
>she's cool, tell her she can use my discount because she's an acquaintence of a friend
>leaves her number and a thank you with hearts on it
>normies freak out tell me she was flirting
>I know that's not the case
>friend calls me next day, briefly mentions something about it
>normies finally encourage me to text her after two days
>text her, get text next day
>don't reply for three days
>rip

I know she's not into me, the whole thing just makes me more depressed about women. I don't mind giving her my discount, and I know that's the only reason she kept in contact, which is fine by me, what I want to avoid is thinking she is into me and going through all of this bullshit yet again.

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>Girl has a crush on you
>reject her

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>>34363428
>accepting a woman would ever take you as a partner

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>>34363428
>girl says we should go out sometime
>don't even respond
>mumble something
>she leaves
It took me by huge surprise, we were chatting earlier but I said some pretty dumb shit

I could have been wild and I could have been free
but nature played its trick on me
She wants it now
and she will not wait
but she's too rough and I'm too delicate