A distant relative just died and you inherited their entire fortune

Buy rare pepes

give everyone in my family $1 million dollars and tell them to never speak to me again, then move to a tropical pacific island and live the rest of my days filled with metric tons of cocaine and whores

>>34363389
Attempt to unite Africa under one banner.

Buy a house and live like a hermit the rest of my life

Okay, I'll bite...what IS that, OP?

Some kind of glass art?

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Wake up, get out of bed, and start my day.

>>34363389
>>34363532

Also, if I had 10 billion dollars I would end up giving a lot of it away and also using a lot to form a charity.

I would still have more than enough left over to live a good life, myself. But most of that money would be given away.

>>34363532
It's fordite, basically paint buildup from car manufacturing that hardened enough to become a form of gemstone

Whatever this is looks dope

I would buy a gf,lots of drugs,pay off my car and finally live the neet life

>>34363389
Buy three or four houses/apartments. Live in one and rent the others.

10 billion?

I would buy a house innawoods that had a large plot of land, equip it with the best appliances and furniture, then invest the rest and live off the interest.

9.5 billion dollars would probably net me a good million or so per year using the most basic and safest of investments

I don't need a lavish life. I just want a place where I can be left alone

>>34363389
Have one hell of a bonfire I'd be the coolest kid on the block with bonfire that big.

donate to the cure for cancer because i don't want it lol

>>34363389
Spend a million on buying land and building a nice home on it.
Keep 10 million hidden in my mattress because I'm too retarded to understand investing. Should be enough to last a lifetime, even when accounting for inflation.
Get a dog and some chickens, build a nice garden, and live a peaceful reclusive life. Burn the rest of the money.

>>34363389
This picture is aesthetically overwhelming to me what the fuck is happening I feel like my head's about to explode

>>34363389
Buy a decent sized private island somewhere with few natural disasters, hire a bunch of virgin girls from the third world (mostly Asia) to be my harem wives and repeatedly impregnate all of them. I'd hire some nerds to teach the brightest girls Quenya and have all of my children learn and speak it.

I would create an entire nationality of Elven speaking hapas, the best of them would get to go to college abroad and spread my culture and civilization while the mediocre ones would be assigned to tasks around the island or sent out to work for income, some of which they would remit to the island.

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>>34363729
>I would create an entire nationality of Elven speaking hapas

Buy a house and become a hiki.

>>34363576
i love fordite. i cut that shit and make jewelry with it. some people pay so much for that stuff.

>>34363742
All of these other robots are small sons, $10 billion is a shitload of money, dream big.

>Space, go to space, go to Mars
>start a colony
>engage the barbarians on pluto
>marry the perfect waifu
>get kids
>open a leathershop
>grow lemons
>have a dog named Spencer
>teach him tricks
>dog dies
>kids get married and move to nova terris in sector z9587
>wife dies of cancer
>kids visit me with their grandkids on laserboards
>complain about all the Venusians
>ride off in a space ship into deep space and drift off until I die
>no ragrets

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>>34363389
I really don't need the money. Keep about 1-2 million and redistribute it among the prolatariat.


Money corrupts. I'm too intelligent for such material things.

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>>34363389
I'll tell you what I'd do: two chicks. At the same time.

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Eat delicious expensive food, and take a royal shit by an elementary schools front door.

>>34363389
Retreat to my secret labs in Himalaya and proceed to create Space Marines.

>>34363389
live the same way, but never worry about getting a job

>>34363389
Flee to somewhere remote and kill myself immediately in some painless manner.

>>34363792
This is the one true answer.

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Buy houses next to Obama, Sanders, the Clintons, Pocahontas and tons of Hollywood celebrities then fill them with illegals and refugees so they can experience the """diversity""" they claim to love so much

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>>34363389
Give half to my parents, give a billion away to a shit ton of anons on 4chan, give some money to homeless people, then live the rest of my days living the lavish life of a rich NEET hosting mega ultra lan parties at my mansion.

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>>34363782
You can do that without money tho
>>34363792
Byou dont need to be rich to do that
>>34363796
You're on to something my dude
>>34363840
You guys ITT need to learn how to sream bigger

>>34363389
>ten billion dollars
Build a compound on a tropical island for robots to live in peace

How many tendies can I buy with 10 bill?

Give robots a bunch of money if they let me stay with them for a while and prove they aren't normies.

>>34363646
why would you need to invest 10 billion dollars to live off a million a year when you could just let the money sit in a pile and still have enough for the next ten thousand years

I would make a large game development/publisher company, hire the best people I can get my hands on, and idea guy my way through extravagant dream games for the rest of my life, while also funding all sorts of other promising projects by other studios, saving the industry


I would also buy 4chan and send quality posters willy wonka tickets to the /v/ mansion

>>34363895
Probably like a kilo my dude. Imagine

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>>34363895
Every tendie on the planet and own the rights to the rest of the tendies that will ever be made till the end of your days.

>>34363879
>You can do that without money tho
It'd be way easier to do it then without the money.

>>34363389
Hookers. Lots of Hookers.

Also, I want a full time maid, cook and driver.

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Donate half of it to SpaceX
Use the rest to buy myself one or two houses, a fleet of cars, a jet, and a group of elite scholars to teach me sciences and arts that I want to learn

keep it a secret and travel a lot

also fuck bitches

>>34363896
that'd be a fun game show
>anon, you did not get a tendie, and therefore you have been voted out of the basement

>>34363389
buy myself a nice house from somewhere secluded and start developing technologies which allows me to transfer my consciousness into a beautiful androids body

>>34363389
>I would invest 7 billion dollars in low cost total market index fund such as Vanguard for growth and dividend yield with long term prospects of 20+ years

>I would invest 1 billion dollars in short term government bond fonds

>I would invest 500 million in real estate developments.

>The remaining 1 billion I would keep as cash in hand in case of any good potential investments or company buy outs.

>I would invest 10 million slowly buying up Bitcoin, Ethereum and possibly Monero.

>The remaining 490 million I would keep for regular expenses, maintenance of my properties.

Then I would leave instructions for my children to do the same and have their children do the same.

After a few generations my kids would have 100+ billion total.

>>34363951
>Space X
So you want to waste billions on a company thats main function is government rent seeking? Space X is Kickstarter tier rocket scientists

>>34364020
>a girl is caught flirting with anon #7 on camera
>he is deemed a "normie" and as punishment he's beaten with socks full of shit on national television

>>34363389
undergo fuckhuge amount of surgeries to become 6"11 chad with 15 inch dick, so girls would wait for me from 3 to 5 years before losing their virginity

t. John McVapiddick

>>34363389

get a shitty apartment and toss all that in the bank, buy nothing extravagant so nobody knows, get a new number, and just live the rest of my life buying whatever I want when I need it.

I might get an island on the side though who knows, rent it out to some party company and have a few drinks, go traveling around the world

BUT THAT'S IT!!!

>>34364048
I forgot to add I might use 1 billion to fund Mars colonisation among with other billionaires.

>>34364052
You fucking take that back or I swear to god I will fight you

Elon Musk is a god

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>>34364071
>could live in pic related
>say you want to live in a shitty apartment instead
I don't understand you people

>>34364147
theres something comforting about places you know

Give a lot of it to the poor. Then buy an island, a nice house, and boat. I would just do whatever I wanted and sail around the world sometimes.

>>34364057
no joke I'd participate in that show

Buy a really expensive gun and shoot myself with it

>>34364147

look man, sometimes I want to go out at like 3AM and buy a shitty frozen pizza.

Can a private island do that for me? Do I have to buy a private kroger and give it it's own private island and stock it with private staff that use private stock and to substantiate it I need private customers?

no?

fuck off fag

>>34364198
Do you think the US military would let you call in an airstrike on yourself for 10 billion dollars?

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invest in making anime real

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>>34363389
live out the cozy neet life permanently disconnected from normal society

Buy my dream penthouse flat overlooking the harbour, fill it with sweet shit like a top of the line audio setup and shit, help out my family and the friends I still feel deserve it, eat good food and drink good booze every day.

I dunno, I wouldn't want to be too extravagant I just want to live a comfy easy and good life.

I'd probably invest a load in research and stuff because I wouldn't fucking need all that money ever

>>34363389
i buy a nice apartment in some distant place and from there i will make a new fake identity for me and start life anew. i will invest the money and enjoy all the pleasures of life and mind under the radar. i will travel the whole world and when i'm tired i will get back to my comfy apartment to plan new adventures.

>>34364213
just build a small warehouse on your island and hire a guy to come by and refill it with whatever you want every month or week or whatever

or buy a fucking drone and fly it across the lake to the town 20 miles away and ask luigi for a pizza

or take the boat there yourself

>>34363389
Buy a house, stock it up with food and vidjya and never go outside again

>>34363774
>Money corrupts. I'm too intelligent for such material things.
>lefty
>intelligent
hahahaha

>>34363389
First thing I'd build a sweet ass palace in a nice area. Outfit it with everything I've ever wanted, maybe hire some maids if I could get hot ones (do they exist like in anime?).

Then I'd NEET it up, occasionally travel, fund some shit I'm interested in, fuck top-tier escorts, maybe open my own video game company or something for shits and gigs, hire anime studios to make my dream shows... I'd find something to spend it on. Is it possible to build a town from the ground up? If so I'd try that, building a cozy village down the hill from my palace like some old school noble.

>>34363389
Hire a finances manager type dude to invest it and draw a salary so I'm not losing out to depreciation, then live comfortably off it somewhere nice and have a family.

I don't have the ambition to put 10bil to work so it's mostly wasted on me.

Most I would do is buy houses, renovate them and sell them for fun.

>>34363389
donate/invest in short term and long term renewable energy and other future technology.

charities

try and fund a few shows which left on a cliff hanger/canceled.

family taken care of.

>>34364349
>I don't have the ambition to put 10bil to work so it's mostly wasted on me.
>Most I would do is buy houses, renovate them and sell them for fun.

nigger selling houses is the definition of ambition, you can make stupid money off that

>>34363782
I love that guy's face.

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Buy a bunch of amphetamine and weird costumes and travel the world pulling stupid Tom Green-esque pranks on people until my heart explodes.

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Build a house with a comfy greenhouse and get some qt doggos

>>34364367
Yeah but if you do the numbers you can buy something like 100 houses at once, pay to have them all renovated then sell them, all at the same time, then buy 110 houses etc etc.

I'd just do one at a time by myself.

If you have 10bil, that money should never be in 'money' form, it should be tied up in property and jobs because then it's value is climbing rather than falling.

I learned this from videogames.

>>34363389
Lots of high quality hookers to be honest.

>>34364349
>Hire a finances manager type dude to invest it and draw a salary
You should three sets of financial managers to keep watch for any funny business, imagine how shitty it would be to have your fortune embezzled and go broke

Buy a compound in the mountains for my closest relatives. Tell them they never have to work again and invite them to all live with me.

Invest the rest and live off interest.

>>34363389
Buy a decent house, a decent p.c and a decent amount of decent snacks and food.

Then I'll adopt a decent dog and a decent guitar and maybe just maybe I'll find a decent gf (but not marry ofcourse), having 2 kids that I'll raise to become actual decent human beings.

I just want a decent life

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fuck A LOT of musclegirls

9bil
>Invest in something I consider worthy. Not to sound like a fedoralord, but most likely funding scientific research, AI development, and trying to prevent overpopulation (distributing condoms, supporting abortion clinics/Planned Parenthood, providing sex ed classes worth a damn and so forth).

Remaining 1bil
>Get treatment for my obesity: Spa internment, surgery, anything that deviates from the countless ways I've failed to slim out during these past years
>Buy small mansion, equip it with all the books and nerd shit I've ever wanted, NEET away in it when not traveling around the world to see/experience anything that sparks my interest
>Buy a decent car and house to pick up and fuck call girls/escorts/hookers/whateveryouwishtocallthem in so they don't find out about my riches
>Give my parents a new house, because their current one is slowly degrading away due to my dad becoming an Elder God-tier Procrastinator after retiring
>Help my few friends out while keeping things as low key as possible, if they ever need it

>>34363389
i'd buy a house and a massive tv to watch hentai all day

>>34363389
Pay all of my family's bills, buy a home for my parents somewhere nice.

>Set up a good 1 bil bank account for my family members to squable over
>Invest the rest in a comfy remote place for myself
>lots of fancy tech, mainly a computer in every room
>Definitely a personal plane
>two doggos for company
And the big thing for me is investing in a animated cartoon series for mature adults like myself.

>>34363389
I'm such an idiot. Spent the past 10 minutes looking at this picture wondering how they made a cake look like that.

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>>34363389
>buy mom a house and stuff somewhere tropical where she can be at peace and enjoy her years
>buy an apartment in a safe place
>live a comfy life investing all my time in my autistic hobbies without having to worry about money
it would be so fun

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Buy myself
>hookers
>drugs
>expensive clothes
>expensive watches
>a big mansion
>expensive cars
>a yacht
>a jet
The rest would be put into investments, maybe I'd eventually open up a company as well.

>>34363646
Guess I'm not the only guy who aspires to be a forest hermit on here, huh?

what a dumb thread

>>34365327
island hermit > mountain hermit > skyscraper ten-floor penthouse hermit > forest hermit > desert/steppe hermit

deal with it

>>34365365
The Hermit Hierarchy.

Quit my job and go on vacation for a month at least. I'll figure out the rest later

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buy a comfy penthouse

>>34363389
I'd give a LOT of it away either to people I know or to charities I believe in
Them just live comfyly with the rest

I would create a means of production. Nothing too big just do that my immediate loved ones can have a job if they want. I would also just use it to experience things like girls nice parties different places and cultures

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Move into an apartment. Buy a table and a bed, build top notch PC, buy all instruments I want. Start to stream and make some videos
Hopefully someday I'll stop being poor and shit but it doesn't matter how hard I've been working I need to be working somewhere else somehow

>>34363389
I probably wouldnt buy a huge house, I might purchase a few properties in highrises in a few cities around the world. Mainly New York, and Tokyo, and whatever else seems to be comfy. I'd spend my time traveling basically everywhere I could. Probably end up doing more drugs than I already do now which is saying something

My ultimate goal would be to become as comfy as humanly possible

>>34363389
I dont really like fantacising about this shit because im in desperate need of money and my family members are all broke idiots that can't even leave 5 dollars for me to inherit even if they wanted to

get a cool apartment downtown
stay there for a while
idk, post on 4chan

>>34363389

Would just move to a nicer neighbourhood, buy the best computer, tv etc and do what I'm currently doing

>>34363646
>Investing
>Has 10 billion dollars

Anon I don't think you could spend that much money in your lifetime if you tried

10 billion is such a huge sum that no one here can fully grasp it

>>34363389
>pay off debts
>get cat taken care of at the vet
>buy a /comfy/ house innawoods in Finland with my gf
>build state of the art vidya chamber
>hire chef to make me anything i want
>play vidya and waste away until i die

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I'd probably buy myself a decent, comfy apartment that doesn't scream "yuppie faggot". Same thing with my clothing, I'd pretty much live my life the same way but with a discrete amount of 10 billion dollars.

Oh and I'll move far away from my family since I know those fuckers will probably kill me off or immobilize me.

I'd attempt to buy 4chan out of Hiro's neglectful gook hands too and make this place somewhat enjoyable to how it was in the past.

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>>34367362

If I offered a $100 bounty on the head of every single nigger in America (there are roughly 42 million) I would still have 5.8 billion remaining.

>>34363505
anon.... don't make me cry

>>34367446
> Same thing with my clothing
Tbh I'd hire top-tier fashion designers to make me clothes that say "I am an eccentric from the year ten thousand AD" and just wear that around the house and in public appearances

at ten billion you're beyond yuppie and into "fuck the world, I'll live on an island and genetically engineer cats" territory

>>34367548
>>34363505
The national socialist banner

>>34363389
Burn it and kms

post-scarcity self sufficient island commune

then global revolution and I personally get to kill every US politician, bourgeoisie, and nazi roach

>>34365365
>steppe hermit that low
Pleb detected.

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>>34363389
had to deep dream this

>>34363389

Buy 4chan and then pay a bunch of popular high school kids to come shitpost on r9k

>Buy cottage out of village
>Buy a fucktonne of dakis
>Get Jew'd by the government because lol inheritance tax
>Move back in with parents

>>34363389
I use the money to create the ultimate NEET lair, and maintain it for decades

>>34363389
Go have sex with tons of women.

Right now, the most life has to offer me is woman's attention/affection.

Beyond that... I don't really know what I want most

>>34363389

>Provide housing and benefits for veterans and make sure they are able to integrate back into society.
>Then OD on heroin.
>I won't be happy anyways
>even with 10B
>Women will only love me for my wallet
>Not love who I am
>At least I get to learn what happens when we die.

Invest the minimum amount of money needed to get permanent residency investor visas from every country that offers one, usually it's only a few million. Purchase mansions in all the countries I have residency in, buy a Concorde so I can go anywhere on Earth twice as fast as the alternative private jets, and go rotating between my residences every two weeks. Every few months I'd go to a place in disguise as a broke recent graduate going there to teach English and go out into the cities and towns of poor countries and identify people of good hearts brought low by circumstances and then mysteriously offer them financial security for the rest of their lives in elaborate plots, without them ever finding out it was me.


Basically I'd be the Count of Monte Cristo but in the modern age and without seeking revenge.

>>34363505
This is what I'd do too, buy a small African country and then slowly take over the whole continent. No one cares because it's in Africa, and there's a shitload of untapped natural resources there

>>34367755
put it back in for round 2

>>34363389
Lube my anus for inheritance taxes

Have every single ejaculation I have be frozen and sent to a fraudulent sperm bank I would set up in the developing world, so that every single child born from sperm from that bank would be my child. I would bribe whatever amount is needed to ensure that it continues unchecked as long as possible, and I would set the prices low enough to ensure every drop of my seed is used.

I would also pay a biomedical research company to harvest my stem cells and have them differentiate into sperm cells, if I am lucky they can figure out a process so that in a weekly period they could have hundreds of fertilization worth of sperm cells, if they manage this I would open even more clinics.

I would also scout for the most beautiful and intelligent women in the world to bear my children naturally so I can ensure at least one worthy successor.

Pay off my graduate degree, move to NYC in a nice Manhattan apartment, and go around the city irl shitposting. Maybe, MAYBE, get a job if I get bored. I'd probably buy the building and rent out rooms.

I'd found an mega-sanctuary that treats and houses rescue animals including pigs, chickens, cows etc., and I'd use a substantial amount of it towards funding animal activist causes and bringing punitive damages against animal abusers.

>>34368563

Why do sperm banks? You could just get tons of women pregnant the natural way.

>>34368610
If I am impregnating thousands of women the old fashioned way I could get hit with too many paternity suits since they would know I am the father. This way they think it is some random Chad who's identity I fabricated, and hardly any of them would ever even remotely suspect I lied about that, and thus I wouldn't be on the hook.

>>34368563
You realise that after 20 years of having so many young adults walking around with your unknowing genes that it would inevitably result in a massive spate of deformity as a result of inbreeding, the latter result being infertility and inability to reproduce in your offspring.

>>34363389
Looks like a jaw breaker someone left their gums on.

Also that is way too much. Even if i did all the stupid shit i dreamed of as a kid - like building an actual castle and employing entertainers in medieval armor, or buying a forest and running a mini steam engine through it - it wouldn't reach 5% of it.
Recently i've been into the idea of cheap but decent housing, since it's so damn hard to get your own place around here as a young adult. Wage slaves or kids fresh out of college in their first job - they neither can afford nor will ever get approval for 20 year long mortgage. Rental market is non-existant, which is ironic because commies build their fucking blocks everywhere for 50 years and it's still not enough.

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Hire hitmen to give painful death to holocaust survivors thus finishing the job.

Buy a gun and shoot myself meeting Hitler in heaven then come back 1000 years later to finish off the Juden

>>34368821
You only get a noticeable increase in birth defects after 2 successive generations of inbreeding, so most of them would never have to worry about it.

If all goes well, the stem cell to sperm cell project works and I can expand this to multiple countries, instead of having all the descendants in one country.

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ALL ON GREEN PLEASE SIR!

>>34363389

Smoke a lot of weed. Then use it to take care of medical/legal/debt problems first. Then after that start making a plan as to what I want to do or where I want to go and live.

Long term I'd start my own business still. But just so I can work on stuff I want to see and hire people to make stuff I want and sell it too, like a gaming studio for sure.

>>34363389
I'd try to buy the rights to star wars from Disney and resell it to trump so he can make star wars great again.

>>34363389
I'd contact Peter Thiel for advice.

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>>34363389
Start /r9k/ thread, everybody who replies get some amount of money depending on quality of post. Buy a large house in the country. Buy a nice apartment in some city. Buy two nice cars. Set aside a billion for personal needs, donate rest.

I'd move somewhere comfy and buy a lot of drugs so people would wanna hang out with me.

First, I'd invest in land, stocks, medicine and agriculture to keep the money coming and make my mother happy for being responsible.

Secondly I'd buy my dad a Lamborghini because he's a car autist and would probably jizz himself right then and there

Start an animation studio to make what I call "homegrown anime." I want it to only hire Americans but I also want a strict no cucks policy and would burn any applications from CalArts graduates; I want Saint Seiya, not Steven Universe.

Divide $1 billion equally among my immediate relatives and their spouses

Buy a VW van I can convert into one of those super-tiny houses

Invest most of it responsibly so I can live off interest and dividends

Drive around the country handing out $1,000 cash to random people every day for the rest of my life

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Let's see.

>10 billion
>Squash any and all debt I might have accrued.
>Never tell anyone about my newfound wealth.
>Exception of my family.
>Buy a comfy cabin high in the Rocky Mountains.
>Purchase the best internet money can buy
>Build the best possible battle station I can, complete with fridge and microwave for fatass snacking.
>Donate some of my money anonymously to homeless charities.

I can see it now...
>Winter, heavy soft snow falls gently.
>Bathrobe equipped
>Hot Chocolate in hand
>Gazing out the window of my second story master bedroom watching the snow
>Large bay window, it's early morning
>I have my trusty doggo sleeping at the end of my king size bed.
>I grow out my beard, full mountain mode
>Family will be over in a few hours so I prepare
>Make a huge ass breakfast/ Brunch
>Family comes over they bring their dogs
>Dogs playing, things are good. We're all having a good time.
>Watch comfy movies in the den.
>Everyone spends the night because the snow is heavy, have enough rooms to accommodate everyone.
>Play vidya in my room, doggo with me
>Fall asleep whenever because never have to work again.

Wew that would be the best.

>>34363389
cut off from everyone and do drugs every waking moment of my life until I die.

>>34363389
I've been thinking about this a bit lately. Thinking about how happy and content Mark Zuckerberg is compared to Notch. And the key difference is that Zuck is still working and works on whatever he wants. Whereas Notch just cries on Twitter.

Now. $20 million dollars or so is more than enough to buy everything you want for yourself. Maybe a bit more of you want a particularly obnoxious mansion or collect cars.

So I think with the remaining 9.980 billion I'd establish a charitable fund. I'd just employ myself and a few assistants and I'd fly around the world helping people. Maybe it would be scoping out schools to build in Nepal or railways in Kenya. It would all be about investing in communities and making a difference.

>>34369594

>Thinking he could buy the rights to Star Wars from fucking Disney for $10 billion

There are people at Disney who wipe their asses with $10 billion checks.

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>>34363389
Buy a decent house somewhere, not a mansion or anything, just something like a 2 story in a nice neighborhood, then open either a small jazz bar/coffee shop or a nice country diner depending on where I end up living. I'd put the rest in saving to live comfy when I need it.

Become the George Soros of right wing politics.

create a huge R&D firm to increase the intelligence of an individual

tired of being an impotent brainlet

>>34370315
They already exist. Lookup Koch Brothers.

>>34370315
You stole my idea

What an interesting question! That's enough to found a city. It would make sense to see if there's an uninhabited island available for this purpose. Upon looking at the Wikipedia picture for this island, I knew this place would have to be it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball%27s_Pyramid

I would build the world's first self-sufficient arcology on and around Ball's Pyramid, which is an uninhabited island/mountain in the middle of a large, shallow oceanic shelf between Australia and New Zealand. It would be incorporated under Australian or New Zealand law. The purpose of the colony would be to use the warm and shallow waters of the shelf to study new methods of salt-water aquaculture and desalinization at industrial scale. This would provide aquaculture products such as fish and biodiesel for sale to the mainland, and revenue from licensing fees for new, patented technologies.

Also, it is probably the island on Earth that looks most like an evil supervillain's lair, which is what prompted me to wonder what could be built there. This iconic and picturesque aspect, its historical significance as the first ocean-city, and its convenient location between two major tourist destinations, would make a resort built into the steep cliff faces of the island a hot tourist trap. Also, the colony name would naturally include the word "Balls," which seems appropriate for a colony inspired by a 4chan post.

If we figure out how to properly utilize the oceans for aquaculture and human habitation, we can solve the problems of world hunger, renewable energy, climate change, overcrowding of port cities, and the loss of forests and other wildlife habitats to farming. This would provide an additional means of income for the overpopulated coastal countries of northeast Africa and the Middle East. It would also provide a real estate gold rush as investors purchase plots of shallow coastal waters for development.

Pay for the best piano tutors and cool musician dudes to make my tastes super patrician and be great at music, then become Ryan Gosling is La La Land, except secretly rich.

build a ten billion dollar contraption that kills me

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>pay off debts
>buy lots of gold
>buy several quality properties
>put money into hedgefunds/indexed mutual funds/etc.
>stash some of my money around my main home
>stop working forever
>live the high-grade NEET life until I die

I'd probably pay some cute trap to come live with me and transition and all that desu in exchange of being my sex slave for life.

>>34363505
tpbp

Literally exactly what I'd do.

>>34370466
>desalinization at industrial scale

Requires massive amounts of electricity, how will you get enough generation on your island? Why would you even need that much water, and how would you build anything on a sheer slope?

I broke my shitty old headphones and I need a new pair. I would buy some superlux 668b's.

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>>34363389
Buy a comfy cabin in the mountains, set aside some money to pay for the rest of my life, then give the rest to charity. Live in the cabin for the rest of my life. Charity can honestly use it for a better cause than I can.

>>34363389
buy every car I want... I can buy ralph lauren his car collection with that kind of money...

>>34363565
I would do the same, to be honest

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Travel to different countries and f*ck their native women

Buy a downtown penthouse with a good view in some rainy but warm climate somewhere

Buy tons and tons of books for my personal library

Donate some to charity

Make my own cat cafe and Japanese maid business

>>34370315

That is Sheldon Adelson and the Koch brothers

I would start a charitable organization that would open anonymous health clinics across the United States and various other countries focused on trans health, with subsidized hormone therapy, free blood testing for their hormone therapy, on site electrolysis and voice therapy. I would also open up shelters homeless trans people could stay at for a few months after getting disowned, with job placement services. I would buy a few Thai hospitals and get all the gender confirmation surgery surgeons working for me, and then subsidize poor trans people for airfare and surgery. Would help hundreds of thousands easily before the money ran out.

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5 on science and stuff. Mostly astrophysics/astronomy(do not ask, it somewhat personal).
3 to other robots around the world, seriously, for most of us $50k(maybe in form of land, hobbit-size home, cheap food and random stuff) will be enough to live without so much suffering.
1.8 to homeless people and those who already lost everything.
0.1 to relatives.
0.1 on a nice land and home in rural Canada, and all stuff that I need for the rest of my life.

Establish a private military and invest some into nuclear research. When i finally gain nuclear bombs, i perform a coup de tat on isreal and establish a christian theocracy. When the US attempts to make me give it back, i threaten them with nuclear warfare. Over time, we convert neighbouring countries to extremist christianity and annex them once fully converted.

>>34363505
Who ever can do this will rule the world

>>34371449
Within 50 years China will own Africa, even if not officially, in practice.

Electricity? Easy. Put a liquid flouride thorium reactor on the island. Thorium is more abundant than uranium, and its fission products cannot be used to make nuclear bombs. The technology inherently cannot produce a dirty (conventional) hydrogen explosion during a meltdown like Chernobyl because it does not use water as the coolant.

How to build on a slope? Create long shipping piers for receiving shipments and for holding a construction base. Make these out of hollow floating concrete sections like the Lake Washington causeway in Seattle. Attach the piers to the island with thick steel cables.. Make the cables extend out 500 meters past the end of the pier to two columns pile-driven deep into the shelf. Make the 500 meters closest to the island a short retracting steel truss bridge, with 500 meters empty space on the pier next to it. Roll the bridge onto the pier when storms approach to prevent damage to the pier.

From this base, build scaffolding using standard rock anchors. Blast holes in the rock for one or more rings of regularly spaced concrete bridge abutments. Construct rings of concrete platforms for putting buildings on later using arched steel truss bridges, with the trusses underneath the platform and concrete on top. These would seem flat when walking on them. Anchor buildings with cables.

Put cranes above the piers on the bridges to receive shipping containers. Transport containers around the rings using a central road, or up to other rings using more cranes. Build redundant elevator shafts and emergency stairways into the rock face for access/evacuation, and include sufficient lifeboats for mass evacuation to the mainland if needed. Make aquaculture products using floating nets or similar attached to the piers to contain algae, fish, and seaweed farms. Grow bamboo for wood and grow other land plants in large floating greenhouses if desired. Sand from the ocean floor can be used as a hydroponic substrate or dirt can be shipped in from the mainland.

>>34363389
Donate $9.9 billion to charity, then just live off the rest of it

>>34370545
Long comment in reply to linked post.

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>>34363389
I'd start a eugenics program

like, people who were just released from prison would get paid up to $10k depending on their age and if they had already sired any children to be permanently sterilized

probably people would get butt hurt that it would primarily affect blacks and latinos but oh well

Id contract thousands of professional assassins to kill every single communist they find

Transition to be a girl, buy Vidya, a new house, help the prince of Nigeria, etc

>>34363389
Build a small castle and hire guards dressed like knights to patrol. Maybe cavalry

>>34371484
Then it is done

>>34371556
That's only a million sterilizations, would that have much of an impact?

1. Buy a few hundreds of millions of dollars worth of student debt.
2. Inform the debtors that I will forgive their loans as soon as they pay me twice the amount I paid for their loan. For those of you that don't know, loans are often bought and sold throughout their duration for pennies on the dollar.
3. Make modest profits while being a person with a heart of gold.
4. Get on national television a few times.
5. Keep this debt-forgiveness train going forever, since I'm always making back more than I spend.
6. Start charities that, while less flashy, are completely legitimate and contribute to my reputation as a great philanthropist.
7. Give tens of thousands of dollars away to hundreds of student artists of merit each year.
8. Buy a private mansion in Vietnam
9. Find a few beauties from starving families in the local villages.
10. Give their families enough money to live like kings, as long as their daughters live with me.
11. Live out my fantasies of force-feeding them, slowly getting their appetites to the point where they couldn't bear to be anywhere else.
12. Enjoy my life surrounded by girls of various and growing weights, only leaving to keep up appearances as a good and honest man back in America.

>>34370545
Oh, your electricity question was about desalinization, specifically. I'm pretty sure you can do desalination using black floating tubing that uses the sun's heat to evaporate the water. Salt won't build up in the tubes if the water is replaced before it reaches the saturation point. A nanotech super waterphobic coating (lots of little hairs) applied to the inside would prevent algae growth by keeping the inner surface completely dry. Make enough of these tubes, and you will get as much fresh water as you like. The only electricity needed would be for pumping the water, not for evaporating it.

>>34363389
escape the third world shithole i was born in

>>34363389

>hire a financial counselor and figure out where to invest my money
>figure out how to be as private about my fortune as I can
>change my address or get a P.O. box so I don't get letters begging for money
>possibly change my name
>pay off all of my debts and loans
>pay off all of my parent's debts and loans
>get a small one bedroom or studio apartment in an okay-area near where I already live, maybe a small house
>buy my parents a new house
>fix all of the things I've been letting go over the years, like my car
>help out others with small things, especially if they're struggling
>give lots of relatively inexpensive gifts, take them to dinner
>donate all of the clothes I don't wear anymore and buy new, reasonably priced ones
>get a new bed and a mattress topper
>build my own souped up PC for biddy games
>get scar removal surgery for acne scars
>go on vacations here and there, nothing extravagant
>likely make a lot of donations to causes I support and animal shelters
>get a nice kitchen and fill my pantry and fridge so I can cook whatever and whenever I want
>buy a bunch of booze and learn how to mix drinks
>drink lots of coffee and eat out whenever I want, always leaving generous tips
>probably buy a lot of random things I've wanted for ages
>keep working because I like my job but feel comfortable not making as much money as I'd like
>smoke a lot of weed

>>34363389
Buy a comfy house in a quiet part of a city and live as a neet for the rest of my life.

VR, bodypillows and onaholes would keep me from getting too lonely and I could always have an okc account on the side.

I've got a house in mind that is in my neighbourhood and looks super comfy, I would for sure buy that and then maybe have another home in nyc or something.

Put $6bn into a savings account. Split $2n between friends and family. Spend $1bn on charities and stuff. Use the remaining $1bn as daily living money to do whatever the fuck I want. Leave the savings account for my heirs. If I have no heirs, give it to various pro-2A groups on my death.

>>34363532
looks like bloody flesh/fat

>>34363576
I think I found my new Steven Universe OC

>>34371849
>receive 5 billion dollars
>still work
How do you even wrap your mid around this? Are you really that happy being a cog?

>>34371883
>okc account on the side

With this much money you could live like a sultan with your vizier bringing you your choice of the loveliest virgins in the land each night dude, fuck okc.

Throw that shit into an offshore account, forget about it, never tell anyone about it. That much money is nothing but a magnet for trouble. I just want to be left alone and I can't do that when there are going to be people after my shit all the time when they find out I'm $10 billion richer.

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>>34372011

Working keeps you humble. It's easy to let money get to your head. If I quit my job, I would probably get bored very quickly and look for a new one anyway. At least I'd have the comfort of knowing I could reasonably take time off and the leisure of seek out the kind of job I'd want.

Normalcy and schedule are very important. Without a job, I would probably just sit in bed all day, and I don't want that.

>hire a private tutor to teach me moon

Buy a pistol and bullets then blow my fucking head off.

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>180 replies
>no one else posted any sweet-ass rocks

>>34363389
Buy out the Trump organization.

Art of The Deal my ass.

>>34372116
what the fuck is that outer space

>>34371484
>Implying the China bubble will last another 10, let alone 50 years

Well memed

>>34363505
lol good luck

trillionaires control Africa by dividing it and instilling political vacuums and proxy leaders

diamonds, oil, gold, minerals, all that shit is controlled

ten billion won't get you anything, not even a country

>>34372116
I THOUGHT IT WAS CAKE

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>>34372116
I now have a reason to dump my collection of the most expensive specimens of minerals found in their natural state. Enjoy.

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>>34363389
Beat all the steam higher lvls buying all the badges and games

>>34363389
Create the real-life equivalent of the Island of Doctor Moreau.
Maybe I could secure a couple of grants/contracts from the DoD to cushion the financial blow.

Buy a small 90k house and a pickup truck and live comfy and hermit

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>>34372175
I mean, I can totally see that... but you still a big dummy.

>>34370366
>>34371049
>koch brothers
I don't intend to become some kike globalist. I'd use my billions to fund nationalist and fascist marches the same way Soros is funding Antifa and commies.

PLEASE POAST MOAR ROCKS THANKS

>>34372246
source on that?

originialoio

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>>34371291
Unaesthetic relativistic railgun-equipped space cruisers when?

I'd buy out a major business
Then shut it down
Sell everything I could
Rake in the cash
Do it again

>purchase an island
>buy a couple dozen people (probably africans, super cheap)
>have them all have a half dozen kids or so
>give them medieval age weapons and armor
>split them into two "nations" based on flag color
>build a wall between them
>breed the hatred of the opposite nation into the children
>after a few years take the wall down when their micro-nations are big enough
>let them fight for centuries
>put the rest of the money into a giant castle for myself
>when i die let the two factions fight for it
>stash a shit ton of valuables, food, and modern age weaponry in the castle
>create Little Medieval-Africa

pay a top tier assassin to assassinate my bitch sibling

>>34372560
Can't remember but look for arekishi

>>34372939
tanks mang

>>34363389
give my sister 500 mil
give my mom and dad 500 mil
I'd fuck off to Hong Kong or something and do drugs and drive fast cars until I kill myself

>>34372665
Asians are cheaper

>>34372665
Are you jewish by chance?

>>34363505
>>34368254
>>34372665
>murder foreign social workers because they are white
>literally turn one of your most advanced cities into a decaying i-am-legend tier shithole
>genocide most of the subsaharan farmers, then ask the UN for free food
>malaria and aids spread like wildfire
and there's always some anon who thinks he could conquer the continent cause he played an RTS when he was 8

>>34373256
what does me wanting to create two groups of negros who fight each other for decades have to do with actually conquering africa

>>34373256
In a vacuum, conquering Africa would be fairly easy, Europe steamrolled through and took over almost all of it with very little resistance. It's just that modern nation states trying to engage in conquering a whole continent would get shutdown by other power players.

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>>34373256

Reminder that it only took a few white people with muskets to subjugate the whole continent

>>34373311
you severely overestimate your ability to manipulate people just by having. you also don't wonder how you're going to find a contractor that will build you a castle amidst two warring tribes of people that you apparently purchased without questioning that scenario at all

>>34373314
>10 billion dollars at today's level of inflation equals the relative power of colonial europe over africa

>>34373446
10 dollars alone could feed each of my negro villages, they will fight or they will starve

also i'm not going to build the castle while they're fighting, i'll build it way beforehand

>>34363389
Absolutely fuck all, that's what.

>>34369770

>hear some guy is handing out $1000
>get some friends, stop car beat him to a pulp, steal all money he has in the van

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Start a NEET City! It's the only thing any of us should do with the money! Us degenerates gotta stick together!

First, I'd buy a huge plot of isolated land outside California City or some other big empty desert without any buildings for miles.

Then, hire someone to build the tallest skyscraper in the world.
>The current tallest Burj Khalifa only cost $1.5 billion.

Just that one building in the middle of nowhere. Create a city inside of it. Grocery stores, shops, and banks. Not to mention a shitload of apartments.
NEETs, anons, and robots get to live there for $50 a month and have their own designated sections.

The other high end suits being rented out would easily cover the expenses. Nobody has done anything like this before.

first i would do the typical
>buy private island get a ton of other cool shit like a good pc, etc,etc
but then i activate my master plan
>buy as many multi- million dollar companies as possible
>walmart, apple, samsung, cnn, google, you name it i buy it
>become the next george soros
>????
>profit

>>34363389
Buy computers and create a network of what I envisioned to be Web 3.0 sites.

>>34363774
Your a fool. 10 billion dollars will be so easy to maintain if you are careful and wise. You can form your own company, give your self an income of several billion a year, and then give that constant supply to the "prolatariat".

Also kill your self you stupid commie.

>>34374654

Wal Mart is family-owned and you will need a lot more than $10 billion to buy any of those other companies

>>34373364
>Ethiopia
>Conquered
Dagos chimping out in a few forts doesn't qualify as conquering

>>34374654
Walmart has a market capitalization of 200 billion dollars. Apple is 530 billion dollars. Samsung is 257 billion dollars. Alphabet (the new holding company for Google) is 576 billion. You can't afford any of these companies.

>>34374787
Italians killed between 300k and 500k Ethiopians and their Emperor and entire government fled, leaving Italy in complete control of the whole country, I dunno how you can spin that as Italians only attacking a few forts. Oh, it's because you're shitposting.

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>>34373256
> I Am Legend-tier

topkek

(original spiritual miracle lyrical miracle individual)

>>34363389
Tell no one. Seduce the fuck out of women.

I've thought about this one for a long time. I'll tell you this much, you guys have better answers than /b/. So my first order of business would be buying a castle. Preferably one in a country where they speak English. Considering most I've found seem to be in France, this might not be the case. So, I buy this castle and update it to modern standards. Get it satellites, modern electronics, the whole shebang while maintaining a deco style from ancient days. During the process of renovations, I undergo extensive plastic surgery and, using bleeding edge medical technology, become a 10/10. Between surgery and the best personal trainers money can buy, this will not be hard to accomplish. With this done, I change my legal name to Dionysus, God of Decadence and Revelry. Dionysus will do, or Dio if you're a JoJo fag. With my castle renovated, I fly in my rogue's gallery of friends, associates, cohorts, and an army of hot bitches. My friends with families will be provided with villas off site so they can live comfortably with their children away from what is to come. I'd also haul in some lucky /b/tards, robots, /v/irgins, and the like that I've vetted extensively to make sure they're not going to go nuts.

What happens from there can only be described as hedonism. I have the world's most talented chefs cook the greatest food they can, have wine from centuries ago served, have cover bands of the greatest rock bands of all time performing, and have an orgy with every hot party animal, high class escort, and porn star that me and my boys have ever wanted to fuck. In the middle of this orgy, I sit on a throne, breeding what women I find worthy. There's a lot more to this fantasy but I'm not going to bore you robots.

>>34374926
So donald trump?

>>34366495
I'd prefer a comfy penthouse that had a system with VIDEO GAMES.

>>34363389

Spend the rest of my life spending it

I'd give a couple thousand to anybody who asks for it to do something interesting

also drugs and whores too

>>34363389
new desk, better bed, better pc, new computer chair and give my mom 5 mil.

Buy a few hundred acres in alaska, live the comfy life, pay niggers 1000 bucks each for 1 way boat rides to africa, call it the regain our homeland charity.

Build a great big wall around my property, stock up on guns and ammo, then retreat into the wilderness and live comfy and alone.

Go wild and buy anything my heart desires

Throw out my gf with a gift of say 50k so she can complete college since I'm not a total asshole

Then buy a decent house in the country (not too far out) with a large garden and big fence with a few dogs

Spend about 10k to get a direct fibre line to my house for internet

And just chill out on the web/shitposting and for fun hire hookers that will do bareback ect while snorting coke off another girl's ass crack ect

Not sure what else.

>>34363389
move somewhere with no people

>billion
Take a look at how useless money is. Zoom in, it'll take you awhile:

https://xkcd.com/980/

>>34363389
Buy an island and start a land for robots.

>>34376291
If Donald Trump did that I would've voted for him for president.

move to switzerland and japan
do passion/creative projects
attempt to have harem of seiyuu, gravure models, jav actresses, and japanese women in general
live worry free life
help robots out indirectly or possibly directly

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I would recreate this basement, the staple of my best experiences, and hide the rest.

No, it is not going into the candyland stash.

>>34363389
Live as a neet for life, give a lot of it to my parents and grandparents if they are still alive when I inherit the stuff, God knows I owe them.

>>34363389
>move to remote location
>give money to family
>buy a shitload of electronics
>hire chauffeur who will take me where I want to go every day because with money I can do all sorts of things
>pay someone to forge a new identity for me where I am still in my teens. I look very young and lack life experience so being as old as I am doesn't work well.
>hire private instructors who motivate/help me learn to do all of the things I am too lazy to do
>hire a serious guy to give me intensive therapy 24/7 in order to fix my ailing brain. Preferably one who hasn't been brainwashed by psych memes.
>hide big stashes of money in random locations for people to find
>pay people to make movies and video games based on my ideas

>drop out of college IMMEDIATELY
>cut off all contact from people I know in college and knew in high school
>give 1 billion to my closest family
>get a financial advisor and lawyers
>buy a big mansion on the water
>make the mansion a save haven for robots on this board, no fembots allowed
>allow them to live there free of charge
>butler serves them food and goes out and buys whatever they desire
>hire prostitutes to pleasure myself and the robots, if they wish
>basically have a home for robots

>>34363389
Buy a two story home far away. Then spend the rest of my days alone and anonymously donate some money to charity. Preferably one's that help people with disabilities.

>>34363389
use 5 billion to fund the advancement of AI robo waifus

The rest would go to a comfy-tier home, some apartment complexes, and a nest-egg for all future descendants of my entire family tree.

>>34363389

>Buy house in Alaska for myself
>Buy houses for all friends/family who want one
>Talk to professionals about best way to maximise charitable impact with 5 billion

Give every man, woman and child in my hometown 10 grand, that's half a bill. Give my parents and my in-laws a bill each. Give my brother a bill. Give my sister in-law a bill. That's 4.5bill.

Start a company which makes small, durable, basic, very cheap housing, and invest 4 bill into it. Get permission to build a new town of these houses in green space, and create some form of simple contract to give or virtually give the housing to the homeless. Stipulate that living there requires a certain level of social awareness (no heroin, no criminal behaviour, no being a cunt), and then help the community to create jobs and services such as cleaning and maintaining the community, opening shops and retail outlets, manufacturing, and innovating.

Then build a large underground home innawoods with private security protecting me, and have dozens of top quality whores and lots of cannabis. Also a private jet.

Ten billion is more than anyone ever needs.

>>34363945
>maid
MyClean or whatever is big in your city
>cook
Grubhub and tendies if I don't want to wait
>driver
Uber and Lyft

I already have all of this.

>>34378826

Yes, those services are totally equivalent.

>5b to invest in a lot of various low risk things
>1b for personal trading/investing
>2b for asteroid mining/investment
>1b for buying stuff until I die
>1b to try and get women I know to finally have sex with me, mostly married coworkers.

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Easy.

Hire Lu Xiaojun and the entire Chinese weightlifting team/coaches to train me to become a world champion weightlifter. I'd hire Klokov too.

>>34378910
also donate 500mil to a few charities like cancer kids/guide doggo's etc.

>>34378913

>I want to spend all my money on becoming useless for more than half my life

>>34363389
Buy back the old faimly estate and raise my clan from the gutter and back to our place as pillars of the community.

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>>34363389
Guitars and amps until the cows come home.

>>34363389
buy all the houses in my neighborhood and have them demolished including mine then hire an architect to design a very large house so i never have to leave and can just watch movies and make music until i die

use the money to fund research on growing organs and limbs. give myself a penis.
also buy a decent house, and live in total financial security

I would buy a partyhat set then go to the grand exchange and be a faggot show off.

I have a sad, boring life

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>>34363389
Buy myself a plot of land and have myself a cabin built with all modern luxuries.
Then buy lot of aparments in the city I live in, become landlord and rent those cheaply to people thus screwing over other landlords because fuck high rents and kike-ish landlords.

Spend money as I want and then donate rest to something I deem important when I am about to kick the bucket.

>>34379536
Oh and found a record company and publish records of small starters bands because why not.

make a self replicating asteroid miner and take over outer space

>>34369931
It's because zuckerberg is just some normal college nerd while notch is a natural depressive

Id either find a way to dr manhattan myself and just leave this fucking planet or id buy some kind of remote property, set up all the infrastructure and just howard hughes myself

Buy a car and move out of the city.

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>sink a bunch into various investments to generate a high living wage
>Buy a large plot of land somewhere nice and have a half underground house built
>hire a chief, maids and personal trainer
>Have a stupid amount of solar panels put in to break even on power
>Invite my closest friends to live with me
>buy everything I've ever wanted
>buy a number of pornographic artists
>have incase put out of buisness
>spend the rest of my life indulging random ass adventures and setting up smaller, personal homes in /comfy/ locations
>consider looking into donating toward the development of flufies

I got some psychological shit i need to work out through them

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>>34363389
>pay expensive doctors and trainers to make me healthy as possible and fix my teeth
>buy a penthouse
>fill it with all the expensive and sick stuff I ever wanted including games and pervert stuff
>probably never leave it again
>probably never talk to anyone unanymously again

>>34363646
9.5 bill would give you FAR more than 1 mil a year. The safest investments tend to be about 5% per year.

Completely unnecassary still, unless you want kids to have the same filthy wealth.

put together a dev studio and fund the games I want to see made, like
>grid-based tactics card game, but not simplistic like the already existing alternative Duelyst
>RTS played out in a 3D space rather than on a 2d heightmap
>zero G 6DOF movement single/multiplayer FPS in space
>ridiculously bloated age of empires successor containing all of human history, but in a way where it's the size of several games bolted together, instead of being stretched thin like empire earth. Also has unique assets for each civilization and age, including music, voice acting and HUD skins
>closed world game, taking place in a single location, but with absurd amounts of detail and TECHNOLOGY put into every single aspect (thanks for the idea warren specter)
and many more

>>34363389
Help pay off the debts of the family I care about, shuffle off the idiots desparately clawing at my grandmothers belongings before she dies via threat of litigation and I guess keep working or find a hobby I really enjoy.

>>34363389
I buy a house and set it up so I can host comfy gaming sessions for anyone who wants to come down whenever.

Live off the interests and finally be in peace by myself.

Invest 8 billion in properties, companies and donations (enough to develop social standing).
Spend 1 billion to live like a king for rest of life, spread my genes among the best via surrogates high IQ egg donors and wed perfect QT. Choose to live wherever guarantees longest term survival i.e not America because of yellowstone etc...
Save 1 billion in banks to protect my future generations if all else fails.

A rather simplified version.

Put it all in Bitcoin.

>>34364093
Elon Musk is a cuck and a faggot
fite me irl m8 i'll shank u in the gutter

>>34363389
buy a piece of land in a place with internet but only a few or no people, buy a house, live there alone without working and only buying what I need

>>34363389
you only need about 2 million wisely invested to retire in 20s, so do that and donate the rest to 5000 of my neetbros

Buy nice (but not extravagant) homes for myself, my parents, and sister. Maybe a couple other properties to rent. Put the rest in stocks or bonds.

Put everything in index funds.

Buy a huge parcel of land with forest and a stream passing through it, build a big comfy house, get some sheep and chickens. Get a second dog. Bring my dad's family to America from overseas. Buy my grandpa and sister nice land and houses. Buy a big truck to overcompensate for my small dick.

>>34363871
ORIGINALLY THIS X100000000

>>34363389
Damn thats a cool rock

Buy a warehouse in Berlin and open a club.

>>34363510

i already have the house. so i'd just be a hermit.

>>34363389

order alot of hits on normies

>>34363389
Buy a house for my parents and one each for my 3 siblings, they've all been nothing but good to me.

>>34363389
buy or rent a cozy house for myself and my mother

get a personal trainer, a home gym and a dietitian

build out book and video game collection

maybe take some cooking lessons

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What I would do if money wasn't issue?
Build a small house with my own hands, just outside my hometown, with a nice big garden, I love gardening.
Then spend time finding a way to make my life more self-sustaining and eventually kill myself because I still can't get a girlfriend

So, where's my 10 billion dollar, OP?

>Buy a house, move into said house, pay off debts for house right away
>Pay off my parents' and grandparents' mortgages, cuz those beautiful people deserve it
>Buy a blue 2001 GMC Jimmy, just like I used to have when I was 16
>Put myself through a programming course at a college
>Become a freelance programmer for websites or what have you, quit my gas station job
>Pay back my uncle for that one time
>Take out the rest in non-traceable bills and stash it in a vault so I can't get fucking jewed out of my money by taxes

And that's probably it.

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Buy a nice apartment in some quiet area and live comfortably alone and in solitude until I die. I wouldn't even spend a hundredth of it, as long as my needs were met I wouldn't have any use for fancy shit or lifestyle creep, I just want my basics taken care of with a nice place to live and a computer to spend time in front of.

Even my fantasies are tame

Underground bunker in large plot of relatively worthless isolated land, artificial lighting and the equipment to generate natural energy, ship in horticulture, water, and livestock.
Make sure system is self sustainable on three month test tun.
Live down there, never be found.

>>34383795
Would you brick in the architects and engineers that built it?

celebrity snuff films

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>>34376372
Haha, that meme is funny anon.

>>34383246
why take debt for the house when you can just pay for it?

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>>34383160
>eventually kill myself because I still can't get a girlfriend
Buy a lamborghini and expensive clothes and jewelry and watch the 10/10 Stacey's roll up, not even Chad can compete, each comma in your bank account also adds an inch to your dick in case you didn't know.

>>34384347
But I want real love.
If I needed a hooker I could just get one now.

>>34384393
Use your newfound confidence in order to talk to women.

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Fund more seasons of my favourite animus.

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easy. I would sponsor authoritarian right wing political parties around the world, such as Golden Dawn, and Nordfront.

Attempt to sink left leaning media through litigation and exorbitant legal expenses. (think hulk Hogan)

Plant operatives in various goverments education position. These shills would attempt to get the holohoax out of the curriculum.

Discredit the black lives matter movement by sponsoring black terrorism.

Use the remaining money to enter into the banking industry. the purpose would be to undercut the Jewish banking establishment in an attempt to lower their influence.

Finally, I'd open a commercial brewery so I have something to do.

>>34385133
>Nordfront
Wow, that's a lot of stickers

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imagine living in a place like this instead of a concrete wasteland like I am now

why can't this thread be real

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>>34363389
probably live like melonpan desu

>>34364337
>maybe hire some maids if I could get hot ones (do they exist like in anime?).
Pretty sure any hot girl would kill to serve you as a maid if you payed her 2 grands a week.

>>34385958
but would you be able to buy a bangmaid?

>>34386065
Everyone has a prize.

>>34363389
pay off my parents house then invest some of it get myself a nice apartment or house buy am inexpensive car live frugally after all that

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Contact some contractors and design my new home with pic related bathroom, furnish said house with basic things when completed, do the rest over time
Invite my only friend to come live with me, buy him some stuff he needs/wants (nothing too outrageous, perhaps deny him drugs and the money to buy them)
Buy some wheels, go back to school, start going to the gym
Buy some new clothes, buy some guns
Travel during school vacations or if school displeases me, travel whenever or be a rich hermit

>>34363389
Find a comfy house in a white neighborhood and NEET it up, basically a normal NEET life on steroids. Also, I'd buy 4chan and fix /r9k/.

Name a more robotic answer other than "hurr muh tropical island with escorts"

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>>34386550
>living in a neighborhood
Why? You will either live with strange rich people or be the strange rich person.

>>34363389
invest in crypto currency

>>34363871
The /r9k/ mansion theory has been debunked multiple times by the most robotic minds of /r9k/. Enjoy literally getting over run by normies.

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>>34386550
>Also, I'd buy 4chan and fix /r9k/.
why even try that when you could do THIS

>>34386586
>living in a remote area miles and miles away from tendies, gamestops and dew

What am I supposed to have groceries air dropped to me?

>>34386647
>What am I supposed to have groceries air dropped to me?
Let me check the OP again
>10 billion dollars
Yes?

>>34363389
Compete with Elon Musk for space supremacy.

>>34386647
>The NEETlin airlift

Oh boy, maby they'll drop tendies with little parachutes

>>34363729
Do that with nordics

>>34386609
>The /r9k/ mansion theory has been debunked multiple times by the most robotic minds of /r9k/.
Show me these scientific papers. How is the /r9k/ mansion a pipe dream?

>>34363496
this. except I'd move to Mars

>>34382711
it's car paint

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>>34384393
you take these gold diggers and stuff them into your rape dungeon
they will stay in there by choice, foolishly hoping that they will eventually get your money
but what you actually do is beat and degrade and isolate them until Stockholm syndrome sets in and they can't imagine life outside of the rape dungeon
and then you start their re-education
it's hard, dirty and lonely work, but true love and devotion is worth every minute

>>34386758
Allow me to explain

You buy the mansion and invite "robots" to come live with you

When in reality a bunch of quirky degenreddit normies show up and basically turn it into into a frat house, Stacey's and chads show up and trash your million dollar mansion as you sit in your room too beta to do anything.

You would need to have a process that includes background checks and an interview (if they sperg out, cry, blush and stutter or just go full catatonic in fear then they are ellegible) to see if they are robots, more in depth procautions may be needed so you'd need to hire a psychologist to determine.

Food distribution is important too, say there are 30+ robots you'd need a bedder styled line and Mexican staff to maintain it.

There is more but in conclusion it's possible, but very unstable and suceptible to being exposed.

>>34363389
Donate all of it to charity, less $10mil. Put the remaining $10mil in stocks, and live off the dividends

>>34386938
> I can't make up my mind about anything of importance, the post

>>34363389
Live a relatively quiet life

>>34386965
Too much money ties you down. You have to find ways to spend it, people will constantly be trying to get some of it from you, and you have to fit in the with rich lifestyle. All of that is a waste of time. Better off just getting rid of it very quickly via donations

>>34373364
>have superior technology
>fought against naked primitives with spears
>brag about victory
damn bro, very noble and strong.

>>34386997
You can't just keep a secret?

>>34386905
You could buy 4chan to get IP addresses of posters here, bribe their ISPs to backtrace their IPs and tie them to their real identities, hire detectives to stalk them and get a picture of the person, then when you contact them for the curation process you get them to sign a contract to keep their mouths shut, then you go through the post-contact screening (even if they're robots you might not even like the person). And then you may use your security personnel to rough up and kick people out at any point in time. Catering would of course not be a problem.

/r9k/ mansion would be a problem if you were only moderately rich, but you're rich enough to build and staff an entire compound.

>>34386997
>You have to find ways to spend it
wrong
> people will constantly be trying to get some of it from you
Either keep a secret or make yourself hard to contact. Just hire a gatekeeper and someone who goes through all your unsolicited mail and emails.
>and you have to fit in the with rich lifestyle
says who?


and if you're going to throw it all away, at least make some sort of foundation related to arts or technology, don't just throw it all into the pockets of charity executives and gibsmedats..

>>34387027
You can't. In order to keep that money somewhere, you need a custodian. And this custodian is very likely to see your info to the Banks, Mutual Funds, and Hedge Funds to try and sell your securities or to actively manage your funds. In order to win over your big business, they will go through crazy lengths: mailing very expensive gifts to you, calling you constantly (they can get this info from public records), etc.

Now, if I donated almost all of the money, they won't give a shit about me, since my business would be very small to them.

>>34387158
>Just hire a gatekeeper and someone who goes through all your unsolicited mail and emails.

Then I have to deal with a gatekeeper. The whole point of giving it away is so I don't have to deal with any of this shit. And I wouldn't give it to some rando charity. I would give it to the Gates foundation, since I believe in their cause

>>34387101
>a compound

It's really a mental intitution/safe haven for true robots who've been through shit

I'd gate it and have hired gun protect it from thrives and vandalizers.

Also, I have a real life master plan to get almost as rich as what op depicts, thanks for the input the /r9k/ mansion might be real one day. But I might not bother to house and feed 30+ robots until they die.

find a way to continue to make money probably through investing
buy a VERY large and VERY beautiful plot of land and homestead

>>34387205
> I would give it to the Gates foundation
you truly are sheep

>>34387205
I'm pretty sure you could easily avoid any form of contact with money-people more extensive than a few words per week (possibly delivered by text). You just hire a guard, give him a list of people who can enter (your parents, your friends, etc), tell him to turn everyone else away, and possibly ask for a list of any attempted visitors to be delivered every day, in case someone important came by. You wouldn't even have to see him, his guard post could be placed a mile away.

>>34369783
Sounds really comfy anon, i'd love a life like that. A stress free life, no work, no bills that you can't afford.

Buy a manor, invest in green technology to power it because I'm a hippie. Buy one for my parents. Pay of any debts my friends have. Expand my company and invest in the betterment of my sector. Give loads and loads to charities that I handpicked. Invest in healthcare technologies.