>you will never be a cool, calm, and collected man of few

But you are well on your way to becoming a massive faggot, so it's not all bad.

>>34463699
Grew up in heavy catholic boardig school
I have never swore in my life

It just makes me look autistic and non threatening also
If you anything than a as asain/white girl its a hindrance
I could have insant plus 2 to fear stat(as a black man)
If I swore regularly but I don't
Now people see me as an easy target and try and take advantage of me

>>34463776
Oh and my heathen "friends" always try
Ad push me into swearing.

I got straight up bullyied for 2 years and
The bullies excuse was
>"hur dur dur was trying to get him to swear."
These days I'll occasionally swear on anonymous image boards

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>>34463869
I know those feels but because I'm Mormon. I don't even swear anonymously, but I admire people who can do it and not sound autistic like Mark Wahlburg or any of the cast of Glen Garry Glenross.

>>34463945
Yeah, kind sucks tho /noSwears/ are a rare breed glad
To see someone else share the feel

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>>34463988
>tfw listening to normies talk
The F-Bomb was a mistake.

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>>34464072
>listen to a qt talk
>swears
Well it was fun whilst it lasted

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>>34464121
I hate that so much. I've literally never heard a woman curse and have it not sound like she wasn't an alien just learning English.
Seriously, if you aren't Al Pacino or Ed Harris, just stop.

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>you will never be a deadly handsome and intelligent combination of a man

>>34463699
>>you will never be a cool, calm, and collected man of few words and a fierce amount of intelligence
But, I am.

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>>34464201
I know what you mean, I hate it when they emphasize
A part of the swear and just compleley fail.

Or it clashes to hard with the person I perceive them to be.

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>>34464271
>clashes
I heard Brian Reagan swear once and my affection for him basically dissolved to nothing. It was like hearing my grandmother swear.

>>34463699
Kek Most "Men of few Words" are fucking dumb asses. Anyways if you want to be smart then just read a ton of shit on wikipedia

>>34464366
The worst part is the initial shock
Then coming to terms with the fact that the persona you had for them
In your head wasnt even real.
Always makes me question who they really are.

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>>34464409
>tfw to intelligent for Wikipedia

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>>34464419
Expectations of normalcy were a mistake too. They're human, they make mistakes, try new things to keep their "product" fresh, maybe even go back to their old ways after, but its never the same. But people aren't Coke, you can't have what you like (Classic) and others can also have what they like (garbage like Cherry).

>>34463699
I became that guy little does everyone know im a 25 old virgin, everyone I know thinks im a chad.

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>>34463945
>tfw just got called as a membership clerk
Weekends gone helping the ward clerk. I'm so tired.

>>34464228
Is that so? >>>/trash/7426418

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>>34464569
>tfw too lost in the shuffle to get callings
Also
>tfw not greeted with fedora AND mitre tipping hostility over being Mormon

>>34464409
Proofs? Any?