What actually happens at girls' sleepovers?

>>34490013
i just assume they have lesbian sex and then call chad over to get an orgy

>>34490013

they get nude and try out their strap ons on each other duh

>>34490013
It's alot of girl talk and peer bonding, maybe some cuddling.

they compete to see who has the loosest pussy

they wait until one of the girls goes to sleep and then they all fart on her at the same time

>>34490013

A lot of really boring shit

Mostly just gossiping, watching rom coms, eating a disgusting amount of food, and more gossip

>>34490046
>>34490050

Complete and utter fantasy

File: 1484550548720.jpg (25KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 500x375px

>>34490077
dubs of truth, keks praise it

>>34490013
Discuss who Stacy is currently cucking and which Chad has the bigger dick.

they invite the basketball team over and spend the night getting their minds melted by BBC induced orgasms

>>34490103
>women are sexless robots, trust me!

Please anon, stop fooling yourself. Women LOVE sex. Just not with you.

>>34490013
Is this the entire female cast of Miraculous Ladybug in the picture?

File: IMG_7198.gif (347KB, 240x320px) Image search: [Google]

347KB, 240x320px

The girls who have big boobies allow the stupid flat girls to suck on their nipples.

one girl tries to get you to lez out with her and you spend the rest of the night bullying her for being a dyke

File: 1470787153650.png (324KB, 472x408px) Image search: [Google]

324KB, 472x408px

>>34490013
>they gossip loudly
>they make MASSIVE messes
>they leave red shit all over the god damn restroom
>I found sugar and cinnamon all over the god damn restroom too
>they make fun of you
they don't do much besides being annoying, messy little cunts

>source: my little sister regularly has friends over for sleepovers

>>34490013
it goed kind of like this:
>ahahah yeahh chad is soo hot!! too bad stacy is crushing on him.. lol i heard [unpopular fat girl] likes him too
>by the way, did you hear [unpopular fat girl] lost her virginity at like, 13? haha that's crazy
>haha yeah i don't know about anon.. he seems a bit weird.. maybe if he got out of his comfort zone more he would be kind of cute but i dunno if i'd ever call him hot..

File: tumblr_ok3dvnQx6x1rfm1gho8_r2_1280.png (983KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]

983KB, 1280x960px

>>34490013
They watch some shit on TV and eat popcorn and candy and bicker/gossip with each other until they eventually fall asleep, at which point one girl has to secretly leave and transform into a superhero in order to save Paris.

File: 1482074382650.png (210KB, 581x581px)

210KB, 581x581px

>>34490658
>they leave red shit all over the god damn restroom

I hate this shit so fucking much. It's disgusting.

Nothing crazy usually. At all the ones I've been to we would just throw on a movie, eat, and talk about guys or something. Sometimes we would do our nails I guess

one girl showed everyone that she could squirt

>>34490013
Jesus the perspective on this picture is fucked.

>>34490942
it's fanart for a french children's superhero show

File: furious chink.jpg (128KB, 1149x1080px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 1149x1080px

>>34490658
>Walk into the restroom with my sucks
>Get red gunk ALL FUCKING OVER IT
REEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS IT?

>>34490999
Even sakurako has periods

>>34490999
probably make-up right? lipstick or something

>>34491027
i too like to smear lipstick all over bathroom floors

File: 1460442033332.gif (1MB, 540x304px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 540x304px

cute practice kissing sessions!!

>>34490103
>eating a disgusting amount of food
ULTIMATE PIZZA was the best when i had sleepovers.

otherwise there's crappy hair/makeup tests/makeovers; trying on different clothing combinations, popcorn and movies, showing off pics on a phone or something, looking up shit on a laptop like facebook or dating sites, playing dumb party games that get more entertaining when drunk

that's pretty much it. there was some weird shit where two girls made out pretty heavily after lights out once, a different girl was the bratty whiny type when she didn't get her way on movies/show options (fuck your shitty romcoms i want an adventure flick) and more than a couple times getting sick or emotional over gossip or whatever.

i can't imagine it's much different from when guys have sleepovers. as much as it'd be pretty hot to pretend it's a dick measuring contest, sword fighting, and practicing blowing loads against the wall, i know that's entirely fantasy.

>>34491106
>i can't imagine it's much different from when guys have sleepovers
when we had sleepovers we usually went ding dong ditching and left burning bags of dogshit on people's doorways. sometime's we'd just go out and burn shit. we sometimes did gay stuff tho

>>34491106
>as much as it'd be pretty hot to pretend it's a dick measuring contest, sword fighting, and practicing blowing loads against the wall, i know that's entirely fantasy.

is this actually something girls think would be hot?

i assumed girls had no similar fantasies

>>34491106
>. as much as it'd be pretty hot to pretend it's a dick measuring contest, sword fighting, and practicing blowing loads against the wall, i know that's entirely fantasy.
never happened to me but I heard a LOT of stories about dudes jerking off together

As a lesbian, nothing sexy, unfortunately. I can only talk about elementary and middle school, though, because I never went to any parties in high school.

>>34491197
>I never went to any parties in high school
fucking loser dyke lmao

>>34491227
please don't be bully /r9k/ is a nice board rudeposters out

>>34491178
I had a couple of LANs where some of the guys would watch hentai together and another one where they found a stash of porn dvds and they all had a wank together watching one.
Weren't even drunk at that point. I wouldn't care if they were open about being slightly bi, but their macho NO HOMO stuff was stupid.

A couple of times in scouts (ausfag) tho we go into some gayshit, but mostly to get our gfs to also do gayshit.

>>34491178
>be me
>10th grade?
>go to 'sleepover' with two of my friends
>late
>friend whose house it is gets a text from his gf
>"guys come look at this"
>shows us his phone
>nudes

i have no idea what the point of that was
was he trying to get us to jack off to his gf or something?
was this precocious cuckoldry?
i snuck out of the room at like 3am and rubbed one out in the bathroom anyway

> practicing blowing loads against the wall

WHAT
Okay you need to fucking explain yourself what would be the point of watching a guy blow a load unto a wall?

>>34491163
straight girls tend to be attracted to cocks, the things they can do, and the men they're attached to, just saying.

>>34491268
>haha anon I can cum further than you
>haha no you can't

File: 1484458446781.png (43KB, 717x628px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 717x628px

>>34491284
>tfw you had by far the biggest willy and shot the biggest loads

literally no better feeling

>>34491178
same, common speculative gossip for really model-hot guys was that if they were bi and if they would date or be cute or fuck/blow each other. like i know how a lot of guys are into lesbian porn, but i think there's a good number of girls that are grossed out enough at the thought of watching some other chick get fucked (there's not enough camera work on the guys) that it feels left out. at least with gay porn there's no other girl to get in the way of dick. like knock off that fake moaning shit you slut i want to hear that guy's mind melt and his pants and grunts as he's pounding one in.

>>34491106
Besides shooting loads on the wall this happens to me.
We do not touch dicks unless pissing

>>34491284
Okay first off. Shooting your spunk at a wall isn't going to prove shit.

Guys take a scientific method to prove such retarded things. We already use rulers to measure our cocks, why wouldn't we just put a ruler down, align our cock at the ruler and then measure that way?

I mean shitting a wall with cum doesn't mean shit. Let alone to be fair there are so many variables to go into how hard a guy can cum. Hes gotta be really into it, and knowing I'm jerking off to a spunk distance competetion isn't going to do me any favors of turning me on or cumming harder.

There is just no consistent constant to measure such things, this is why we don't.

>>34491268
>>34491284
>be dumb boy crazy 16 year old girl
>imagine what some hot guys, alone in a room at night, kinda drunk, and thinking about how much they need to cum
>well, boys are competitive right... so maybe...?

yeah... i was kind of a blonde sometimes. i bet it's all videogames and sports these days anyway.

>tfw fantasies are crushed

>>34491262

Dude was showing it off. Highschool kids like to brag about their gfs doing stuff. It happens a lot because it's usually new and fucking exciting to them.

>>34491241
Get off my website you trash heap.
Fag like u used to get doxxed.

>>34491331
If you wanna meet up I could get some of my friends to show up and we'll cum on a wall in front of you

>>34491331
Your a fucking nut>>34491334
And a double fuck you to you chink

>>34491321
i knew a dude in high school who used various formulas to determine the force with which he ejaculated
he was really proud of this. he showed us the math once, which i did not understand because i am a mathlet

>>34491331
here's the thing
>alone with other dudes at night
>kinda drunk
>thinking about how much i need to cum
this absolutely happens and has happened to me plenty of times
the solution, however, is usually to sneak off to somewhere private and jack off alone

i assume this is not so exciting as a fantasy though so feel free to disregard it

>>34491302
>at least with gay porn there's no other girl to get in the way of dick. like knock off that fake moaning shit you slut i want to hear that guy's mind melt and his pants and grunts as he's pounding one in.

I like you

>>34491331
>>tfw fantasies are crushed
don't worry we sometimes had circlejerks

>>34490013
as someone with 2 sisters, a lot of gossiping about school bs and watching dumb movies, like 27 dresses or bridesmaids.

>>34491331
>These days.

It was always that, guy sleep overs was basically chilling out, playing video games, watching TV, walking around in the middle of the night, eating/drinking a bunch of garbage. In my experiences there was that one closeted fag who kept trying to turn everything into something with their dick and the rest of us weren't really into that.

Anything sexual that happens between boys happens under the age of 13, they don't know much about puberty yet, their sexuality isn't awoken yet and they still have that immaturity to call their dicks weiners and do weird shit with it for fun. Anything above that was weird and never spoken loudly because they didn't want one night of curiosity to label them as gay.

>>34490013
i heard girls talking about it once in grade school. social networking, movies/tv, other stupid shit. What really made me not so kimochi was they would talk about who could fart the loudest and stuff.

File: Attach3353_20161029_194332-1.jpg (480KB, 786x945px) Image search: [Google]

480KB, 786x945px

Not really a sleep in very but at my bachelorette party we had a dick pinata cuz my friends know I have a Ballbusting fetish, pic related

>>34491355
lolno - i just come here to read and laugh and sometimes commiserate.
>>34491362
yeah cuz all your fantasies have to make sense all the time
>>34491370
i figured as much; girls sort of do the same thing, at least in my experience, but generally it's either played for laughs (fake a moan when your friend feels you up because you gained a cup) or it's just enjoyed for the moment and let go, like getting turned out from a hot make out scene in a film and just enjoying the feelings and having a private little fantasy play out in your head.

>>34491391
means to an end - my time is valuable and straight porn wastes too much of it on a chick i can barely relate to who is too loud, to plastic, and too painted. some studios are okay but they come off as "art house" shit that i have to skip ahead a little. metart for example or girlfriendfilms.

>>34491415
it's the exact same shit with girls. under 13 or so it's all toys movies, and the occasional titillating gossip. after that when the craze starts the toys change to computers and the boys turn into teens/men and the gossip turns far more sexual or cliquish. none of that lingerie pillow fight shit ever happens. who the fuck sleeps in lingerie anyway? that shit's expensive.

Last girl sleepover I went to before going full hermit was in 2007. We played Spyro and Sonic Heroes and ate pizza.

>>34491441
Grill here. I have absolutely been in more than one burping contest. Farting is a no-go because it's tough to do that on command.

>>34491362

I'm white as it gets, try again. It's not my fault I had friends with gfs who liked to show their asses on new cell phones that came with photo capabilities.

>>34491331

Was watching porn with a friend once all the other(2) dudes were asleep and he said he needed to stop for a moment, which would break his rhythm and I was trying to cum at the same time for some unknown fucking reason. He stopped and without missing a stroke I deathgripped his wang and took over for a good five minutes while I stranger'd my own. Long story short he nutted in my hand before I could finish then used his spunk as lube to finish myself off. Was pretty satisfying overall, Being the dickhead kid I was I smeared that nut cocktail on one of the sleeping boys' pillows and watching him roll around in it for the rest of the night.

>>34491462
fuck off normie, get off my board

this is more original than the normies comment, REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34491460
It's funny to fart on people though. Farts are endlessly funny.

>>34491178
>never happened to me but I heard a LOT of stories about dudes jerking off together

Its not weird when you are both watching straight porn on the same couch together.

>>34491457
What I'm saying is under 13 is when you would get the weird sexual gay boy stuff. Because while their sexuality isn't awoken, their junk is. They will get hard, talk about it because they see it as pointless innocent shit, and that's how you give another boy a blow job and other crap. You don't understand it, but it feels nice.

Once your sexuality is awakened and you understand, that shit ends up being incredibly taboo and awkwardly brought up in conversations.

>>34491331
>all video games and sports

Like 75% true. My friends and I would play multiplayer games (smash bros 64, stronghold series, league of legends) depending on how old we were. Also watched a lot of Pokemon or other random movies like Pink Panther.

But sometimes my 2 friends will get rowdy on the bed and one will dry hump or tickle the other while the other giggles and tells him to stop. They kept asking me to join them but I never did.

Also we played gay chicken (where you slowly lean in for a kiss and the first person to back off loses) and my friends had their first kiss with each other. I was very non-homo so I would refuse to play any of those games

>>34491500
>>34491465
one time a couple of friends and i found a video of a girl using a live mouse to masturbate
it was like nibbling on her clit or something

this was without a doubt the least arousing thing i have ever seen

>>34491490
>Farts are endlessly funny.
Adam Sandler detected

>>34490013
Pillowfights are a meme
Hanging out in lingerie is a meme. Hanging out in whatever you're gonna sleep in (e.g. a t-shirt and ugly panties) is not a meme.
Truly homo shit is also a meme.

>>34491650
>ugly panties
speak for yourself my foxers are cute as fuck. i think the only two things that aren't memes are stupid drunk games/gossip and movies/shows.

>>34491712
>tfw some bitch made fun of me for my plain white hanes valu-pak panties
i was 15
fuk u

>>34491753
lol you could have at least gotten some print ones - same price even. no hate; at least you aren't the gross chick that didn't even wear panties (or liner) sometimes. ew ew .

>>34491331
Genuinely curious, what do your male fantasies look like now?

Did you make them more realistic or did you just grow up?

>>34491753
I don't know if I would trust my teenager daughter with nice expensive panties. I feel like they would mess them up with a careless handling of a period and ruin a nice pair of panties.

>>34491820
combination of both. mostly power-play stuff i guess? hard to put them all in a box. they are certainly more realistic in the sense they involve actual people i have met more often than nebulous concepts projected onto some theoretical person i've never met.

that being said i mostly just imagine/remember encounters or feelings and relive them since it's faster/less effort for a quick thrill vs something more involved.

unless you mean if my fantasy crushed has changed much, which it has over the years but the concept is largely similar enough that i think a younger me would go for it.

>>34491872
this 10000%. inexperience + spotting = wasted $20 VS pair

>burned on the pyre of youth, they shall be remembered

>>34491872
protip: most girls have shit-tier underwear for days where you might have your period and normal underwear for days where you're probably in the clear

daily use underwear really doesn't last long in general though

>>34491903
I know that, I've had to go panty shopping many times with my ex. But I'm just saying, things are changing down there and those things can produce a lot of gross shit. Until they understand what they are dealing with, I don't know if I'd still trust my daughter with that. I wouldn't want to be giving her more money because she grossed up a nice pair with her vag secretions that she didn't know she had until it was too late.

File: 1483804259984.png (452KB, 687x855px)

452KB, 687x855px

>stacy made fun of my skid marks

File: tumblr_ojquqp7gpa1urzkt9o1_1280.png (1MB, 1280x1444px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x1444px

>>34490960
>tfw you will never know this feel

origiginala