Its your lucky day! Kek has noticed your shitposting prowess

fuck yes, I'm not a burger so it's something for nothing

Can I get a gf (male) too?

>>34492786
eh only if its a real qt gf (male) with a qt caged feminine dick

>>34492786
Kek does not endorse faggotry and dykery. Also, fuck no, I would gladly be alone to save the West with the god emperor.

Praise Kek for freeing me from my eternal loneliness and 24 hour a day whining from politics babies who believe everything they hear on the news.

>>34492786
>PRAISE KEK! MAGA XDD!!

Fuck off you cringe worthy bellend.

>>34492786
As much as I praise Kek. I know that it is better to die alone then to be bound to someone who you can not stand.

I must decline your offer Kek. I praise you none the less.

>>34492786

Yes. I'm not even American.

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>>34493025
ok there Carl calm down there bud.

>>34492786
What kind of girl/boyfriend?

>implying I want a relationship
Fuck that I would stick with trump the suffering of sjw's and the religion of peace is something I won't give up.

>>34492904
>he thinks Kek is politically aligned

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It's your lucky day! Moloch has noticed your shitposting prowess and has decided to award you with a girl- or a boyfriend (depending on your sexual orientation). There's a catch though. In return for giving your the gf/bf, Moloch will transport you to the timeline where Donald Trump became the oldest, richest, and whitest president of the United States.

Do you accept the gf/bf?

>>34494625
Fuck yes, this is a win win situation for me. Thank you oh mighty god.

>>34492786
That would be even better than the gf, because let's be honest, I'm probably going to fuck up the relationship. But at least the country would get un-fucked.

>>34494693
Get back to /pol/ liberal scum, or better yet tumbr.

>>34494625
That would be even better than the gf(male), because let's be honest, like the mentally ill faggot they really are, she'd end up killing herself. But at least the country would get un-fucked.

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>>34492786
>Praise be to you, oh mighty Kek! I accept your offering. I choose Hillary Clinton as my reward.

>>34494730
YOUR WISH IS GRANTED, BILL

I mean yeah ok it would be worth it I say

>>34492786
daily reminder that's the goddess Heqet, not Kek, the hieroglyphs even spell out her freaking name

>>34492786
I want a trap gf in 24/7 chastity. If SJWs started shit I could just deflect it by saying I was gay/bi, so Trump or Shillary doesn't really make any difference. Count me in.

no

never

thanks for the offer kek but im fine

>being alone is suffering
>if I take the deal id probably get killed by mudshit hordes
Reee kek you fuck, I'll be alone and try to get one the normal way

pls gib me gf kek pls pls pls

>>34492786
yeah, I don't give a shit about who's president.

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>>34492786
>move to a timeline where I get a gf
>stay in the timeline where richard spencer is guaranteed to get punched in public and be ridiculed online for it

I dunno man, that's a tough choice

I'll take it. Even if the girl is ugly, I can't pass an opportunity to travel to another dimension

>>34492786
Absolutely not. My feels are much more complicated than simply lacking a gf, but even if those could be remedied, I'd still have to decline.