>be semi-attractive male >23 years old, virgin >college

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>be semi-attractive male
>23 years old, virgin
>college graduate, working as a dishwasher at an upscale restaurant. making 10.15 an hour.
>girls will talk to me, laugh at my jokes, brush my shoulder, etc
>this is when they don't know me
>get to know me, they find out i'm a weirdo
>still talk to me because i'm "so weird, but he's hot" as i've overheard too many times
>sick of it, can't actually feel like i'm going to connect with anyone, everything feels superficial

>idea! sign up for okcupid
>post pictures, get a few likes and visits. even a message from a land whale
>thingsarereallylookingup.jpg
>decide to fill profile
>"self summary"
>"what i'm doing with my life"
>relish on that for a bit
>continue to relish
>now i'm a fucking hamburger topping
>i know relish is the incorrect word choice, but i like hamburgers and wanted to use it in this green text. Relish is a type of pickle, btw.
>now i'm doing nothing with my life
>leave blank, say "i like cheese" in what i'm doing with my life
>girl messages me "lol, i like cheese too"
>reply, "i bet you do, fatty"
>no response
>no qts message me
>only fat girls

>is it because i'm not doing anything with my life? and can't summarize
>one girl responded, saying "you seem nice but you're too young, my profile says i'm looking for people from 24-28. maybe in a couple years"
>whyyyyyyy???

I'm worried people are going to realize there isn't anything there. I'm a fucking outline of a real person. All fluff, no depth. Fuck my life.