>no fat bf to have beauty and the beast relationship with why live?

>>34607909
say it,
let me hear it

im riiight here

robutt

I won't transform into a handsome prince, atleast without a qt cheering me on

haha i know martial arts
funny thing is you dont even need a relationship when you unlock the power to kick niggas in the face
but does she love me or my doggy style

but its cool cause you probably mad meaty and tender and your corpse could probably feed a small mexican village for about a year so if anything just donate your blubber get a liposuction and donate the blubber

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>>34607909
>tfw no fat bf to roleplay jabba the hutt with you

>having a BMI over 21

consider suicide