>parents asked why I keep locking my door
Tell them you're afraid of the immigrants. They'll understand.
>>34665686
Tell them youre busy wanking. Thats less shocking than the real answer
>>34665686
who /fort builder/ here?
Tell them that you're masturbating and explain how everyone does it then tell them to btfo.
Also
>>34665666
>>34665742
who /butt/ here?