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>>1372395
“...So there really is a bargain sale going on.” Acer dryly mumbles out as Nappa starts to walk off. “Jeeze, which Saiyan do we know of can’t do that yet?”

You rub your chin. “Well, Tarble. And I guess Baozi. Does Yazai count? ...Actually, maybe he’s learned how to do that...”

Acer hangs his head. “At this point Goku’s dad is going to end up a Super Saiyan somehow.”

Raditz places his hand on his chin, looking up curiously, then shakes his head letting out a low “Nah.” He then turns to Nappa with a grin across his face. “You know, for all our differences... can’t say I’m anything but glad for you, Nappa.”

“Is that so?” the tall, bald Saiyan grunts out.

“I’ve been wanting a proper rematch some time, when you got it the form too.” Raditz states. “What do you say?”

“...Heh, I just might put you up to that.”

>A. Well, you guys have fun, we gotta throw Gohan and Peppa a birthday party!
>B. So... Nappa, before you do that, wanna take a trip to Mount Rumble?
>C. Something else?

>Goku and Gohan stepping in,

Ya mean Peppa?

>C. Something else?
Nappa, if you wanna figure out the SSJ form you should come with us to meet Konpei. He'd be able help you understand how to control that power.

>B.

>A

>>1372408
>A.
Happy Easter Kato, you doing better?

>>1372163

>go to sleep

Post a short rant on chinese messageboard. While we're at it, might as well waste some time browsing other boards.

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>>1372212
>>1372213
You decide to post a short rant about your life on your favorite board: /r2k/. You are called a faggot and told to kill yourself. That went about as well as you had planned. You waste your time on other boards until you pass out...

...when you wake up, you notice that something is different. You can't quite put your finger on it, but you're sure that the room that you were in had things in it. You also remember there being windows. You do have a few options in this situation, the ones that are readily apparent are
>explore your surroundings

>call your mom

>wait
And of course, you can still do anything that you want here (within reason).

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>>1372129
The light fades for Lieutenant 'Prince'. You have faced death before, on a dozen battlefields and more. But not like this. You were so cold, at your feet the infinity of nothingness... or Below.

7th Kriegstrom Platoon
Comprised of the most well-armed and armoured troops, 7th Platoon offers the meanest, fiercest and, given the mortality rate, dumbest soldiers to be found in the Black Company. A more bizarre collection of fighting men and women has likely never been seen. Down-on-their-luck heroes with a magic swords and brooding pasts like Cairsun; escaped slaves with a penchant for magik like Nissar; disgruntled veterans of the Nuemunster Legions like Corporal ‘Jack’ Marcus; Scarred Wildborn ‘Smiles’ (because fighting is really all a Wildborn knows); aging Skald huscarls like Hirstun of Ligh that should have retired long ago. You even have a mute rotten undead warrior, ‘Mask’, which is one even you haven’t heard before. Nevermind the fekking Dragon.

They’re your men (and women). Mercenaries, that kill for money. Warriors, with the right degree of pride and stubbornness. Soldiers, that fight for the man next to them. You never wanted this position, deciding who dies where. Dark Father knows it’s only a matter of time before you get them all killed.

Recap
Following the fall of the Neumunster city of Sarsburg several weeks ago, your Employer has sent his unholy host spread throughout the entirety of the western and northern reaches of the Neumunster Nation. While the main part of the Company and the undead went west to Oxenfurt Bridge, you were tasked with the seizure of the northern town of Kresden.

You've done that. And better yet you've taken it almost entirely intact, protecting both buildings and inhabitants alike from the violence (sort of) and the unsavoury attentions of your own reinforcements (mostly). And now the whole of what's left of Northern Nuemunster stretches before you undefended. Your forces have struck out all across Northern Neumunster. Sword, fire and fang all declare the same truth. This land belongs to the Necromancer now.

But the Free Alliance is not done yet. A final roll of the dice, all their might mustered into one army on one front. Already they have battered the Wild and bloodied the nose of the Warlord. If they can break the Necromancer before winter sets in.... there may still be a Free Realm left to defend come spring.

How was brekky?

I am harder than the blade that pierced Prince's face.
Let's roll.

>>1377074
>MAJOR ERROR

Previous Thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1365799/

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>All-Out Attack

Are you ready for the lawsuit from Atlus? 1241 and Bastet charged onto the pile of IMPURES to cut, stomp, smash, and trample whatever was in reach.

The IMPURE's heads all systematically and simultaneously explode as if they've taken a slug in the forehead.

>HOSTILES have been PURIFIED...

There's rotten blood all over Bastet's pipe and 1241's scalpel. Both of them have rotten greeb and red sludge staining their clothes. 1241 is horrified by the deaths.

"Their Neuron Chip..." 1241 gasped. "They went off. Someone is still controlling our chips in this ship..."

Up ahead, past the smokey darkness, a door opens. A bright screen illuminates a figure sitting in a chair. The avatar has a board connected next to him, IOTA9000--The Ship's AI.

"PRIVATE. DOCTOR." The avatar called. "ENTER."

1241 looked to Bastet and Bastet nodded, they walk forward and entered the bright room. The avatar turns in his chair and instantly 1241 looked sick, Bastet didn't know who this... thing is or why he's dressed so importantly.... on his face is an FTL-Cable attached to the side of his left eye-socket. Various wires and sparks of different colored plasma shoots across his one red eye. The important looking man's face is half burnt to a crisp, it's still red and looks like raw burger meat after it's been tenderized. Although the right side of his face is burned to a char, his body is pale and snake-like. He has no nose, and if he did, then it looked like it was violently ripped off. A Voldemort looking spaceman he was.

"IS THIS HOW YOU ENTER MY OFFICE, MARINE? DOCTOR?" The Avatar looked to 1241. "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? YOU HAVE FORCED ME TO SECTION 12 FOUR OF THE BEST DAMN MASTER AT ARMS ON THIS SHIP BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR MARINE HAS SINGLEHANDEDLY BROUGHT JUDGEMENT DAY TO THIS FUCKING SHIP."

"Sir I-"

"I WORK FOR A LIVING, YOU CHEEKY CATTY FUCK," The irate avatar slammed his hand onto his Supercomputer. "HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD THE YEOMEN OF THE SHIP SINCE YOU WERE STILL IN THAT FUCKING TUBE YOU SHIT VAT-GROWN PARASITE?"

"He yells a lot," Bastet whispered as he yelled obscenities at Bastet - she's trying to distract herself from getting her feelings hurt at the mean words. "Who is this lad?"

"Chief Burnside, he goes by Burns. He's only this fecking angry because of all that quantum energy IOTA9000 is feeding his head to match the brainpower of a Supercomputer." 1241 answers. "He's a Grayman and only they have the cognitive power to do it. I was five when the Regime tried to have species connect to the S.C... let's just say that it took a while to clean up the brains."

"Grayman..." Bastet never heard of them before. "Sub-set of humans?"

"Not even close," 1241 shook his head, "They come from the area where 3C 273 is, a Quasar."

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"HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT YOUR TRAPS AND LISTEN, YOU WANNABE DESERTERS," Chief Burns demanded. "IF YOU BLIND FURBAGS HAVEN'T NOTICED, WE'RE FUCKED. WE ARE STRANDED IN SPACE WITH NO WAY TO CONTACT MOTHERBASE. NOW IF YOU ARE SUCH FUCKING SIMPLETONS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, IT MEANS WE'RE FUCKING MAROONED IN GOD KNOWS WHERE AND I BLAME YOU BECAUSE AS FAR AS I'M CONCERN YOU PROBABLY DID THIS SHIT."

"Chief-!"

"NO, I DON'T CARE, I'M NOT THE COURT MARSHAL ANYWAYS SO WHATEVER. YOU GOT US INTO THIS FUCKING MESS, YOU GET US THE FUCK OUT OF THIS MESS. YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING FIX OUR FUCKING FTL COMMUNICATIONS SATELLITE SO I CAN SEND OUT A DAMN DISTRESS BEACON. OTHERWISE, THOSE ESCAPE PODS I HEARD YAMMERING ABOUT IS WORTHLESS AND YOU'LL BE STUCK IN THE SAME SHIT IN A DIFFERENT LOCATION."

"That doesn't make sense, Chief!" Bastet interjected. "Aren't escape pods supposed to be controlled within the pod itself?"

"YOU KNOW NOTHING, PRIVATE, SHUT UP," Chief Burnside howled at Bastet. "SINCE YOU INTERRUPTED ME WITH YOUR STUPID QUESTION THAT I MUST ANSWER--THE ESCAPE PODS ON CARRIERS LIKE THE ECHELON DON'T WORK LIKE YOU THINK. THEY ARE MEANT TO BE CONTROLLED ON AUTO-PILOT AND HEAD STRAIGHT TO THE NEAREST EMERGENCY POD RECEIVER - MEANING THAT THERE IS NOT FUCKING CONTROLS INSIDE OR OUTSIDE THE POD. IT'S MEANT FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE INJURED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE SHIP AND CAN'T. NOW IF WE WERE A FUCKING DESTROYER, THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY WITH A DIFFERENT ENDING, BUT FOR NOW YOU ARE TRAPPED IN THIS STEEL COCOON WITH ME, YOU SNIVELING CUNT RAGS!"

"Chief, what do you mean wanna-be deserters?" 1241 asked.

"DO YOU REALLY FUCKING THINK I CAN'T SEE EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING YOU'RE THINKING, I AM CONNECTED TO THE FUCKING SYSTEM OF IOTA. I CAN LITERALLY THOUGHT-POLICE YOUR ASS. AND DON'T EVEN TRY TO DO THAT DOUBLE-THINK LIKE THAT FUCKING UTILITIES OFFICER DID - I BLEW HIS FUCKING BRAINS OUT FOR HIS ATTEMPTED CONSPIRACY... I KNOW HE WAS CONSPIRING AGAINST THE REGIME... FUCK I AM OFF TOPIC," Burns took a deep breath before continuing. "YOU WERE PLANING ON TAKING AN ESCAPE POD OUT OF HERE. SAVING THE HOSTAGES ARE JUST A BONUS SO YOUR BRAIN DOESN'T GET SPLATTERED... BUT I'M NOT FUCKING DUMB - DO YOU FUCKING THINK I'M DUMB?! YOU'RE DUMB..."

The humiliating insults at the two continue for a minute. Feels bad man.

"Chief, how do we survive this?" 1241 asked cautiously.

"OH, THAT'S FUCKING EASY - LET ME UNWRAP MY GOD DAMN CRYSTAL BALL AND READ YOUR FUCKING FORTUNE. IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DETONATE THOSE FUCKING ROBOTS IN YOUR HEAD RIGHT FUCKING NOW, YOU'RE GOING TO GET THOSE SPACESUITS IN ONE HOUR - BYE BYE BRAIN," Chief Burns spat venomously.

>>1372160

The sound of the camp roosters crowing, you awake to the a sliver of light peeking through the crack in your tentflap, falling on your face.

Groaning, you turn over on your cot, looking away from the light.

The last few weeks have been calm, with regular training regimens and strategy sessions in the War Tent taking up most of your time. Kathrin has proved to be an adept Lieutenant, organizing everything when you're away. Your men quickly took to her, and those formerly in Berthold's company already were familiar with her, so they respect her.

Cellica, for her part, has taken to the Crusaders quite well, training alongside them and befriending quite a few of them. The knights have, in return, fallen in love with the elf, treating her as either a little sister or unabashedly trying to court her. Almost hilariously, she has not noticed any of it, and the disappointed looks on the knights' faces as they are rejected by her ignoring their advances are quite hilarious.

As for Marcus, it's been great catching up with him. You've spent more time with him now than you ever did before the... transition to this world. The stories that he tells of his service in the Templar Order are quite enjoyable to listen to.

Natalia has been at your side in every strategy meeting, backing you up and adding to your arguments and strategies. It's quite apparent that she wants to join you on your next expedition, if or when you're sent out on one, and she seems like she would be useful to back you up.

Sitting up in your cot, you review all this, as you think about what you want to accomplish today.

>Oversee unit training
>Strategize
>Train by yourself
>Socialize with other knights
>Write-in.

>>1372427
>Oversee unit training
Let's see how our troops have managed thus far.

>>1372427
>Train by yourself
Make sure Celly can't beat our ass again

>>1372375
Gob Gob Gob!

>>1372375
Trainer card needs a third badge now, Gobble.

And here we go!

>>1381106
>kick him in his poor homeless face

>>1381107
You assaulted a homeless person. He is too weak and unprepared to retaliate. There were no obvious witnesses.

>>1381110
Awesome.
>walk home and play some vidya

>>1378438

What do I do?
[] Reassure her, and leave
[] Joke around a bit
[] just brush her off
[] Go and spend sometime with a friend of mine (who?)
[] Train while I wait
[] Just eat and drink
[] Practice and drill at the sixth division's barracks
[] Meet up with Aizen earlier
[] Meditate and think some place quite
[] Just wander around
[] write in

>>1378440
>[] Joke around a bit
>[] Go and spend sometime with a friend of mine (Aya)

Evening HM

>>1378438
>[] Reassure her, and leave

>>1377860

''Wake up!''

You are thrown awake after having your head soaked in water.

''I-im awake.'' You manage to stutter out before being lifted up and sat down on a wodden chair.

''Hmph. Newbie, the tower master is generous. You are able to become a servant here now that you survived that sensless Spirit experiment.''
A burly fat man greets your eyes as you look up.

''They say you lost your memories so i will make things simple for your self. You will work here and do as you are told. You are given the priviledge to study certain knowledge and have a half-decent accomodation and food inside the tower. Do not think of disobeying anyone of the acolytes marked in grey robes like my self or the Magi in white robes. Talk only when you are allowed to talk. Do you understand?''

Yo nod your still weat head in understanding.

''Allright. This here is your room from now on. On the table you can find a book detailing the towers workings and the duties you will recieve. You are also given a training manual to train your mind and body or you will die from the magic auras sooner than later. Do you have anything you want to ask?''

''What am i doing here and who am i?''

''You are a slave that was used in an experiment to implant a spiritual artificial Spirit...
Ah let's just say they tried to put something in your head and it didn't work so you lost your memories.
You are quite fortunate to stay alive and healthy after that.
As for your name...I don't really know since nobody cares about slaves anyway. Here's your indentification wristband. I'll let you pick your name so i can carve it into it for you.''

>Pick your name (you are a guy)

>>1377885
I vote Guy. Guy the guy

>>1377885
Guy is good, but I like Marcus

>>1376447
Bad news first

>>1376447
Bad news!

>>1376453
>>1376477
Well, the Bad News is that you lost all of your previous memories of your past life. And the process to regaining them is kinda impossible. I mean, sure, there's a way to do it, but you're probably not going to like it. I'm not obligated to tell you what it is but let me know if you want to hear it

Trust me, you probably don't want to regain those memories anyway. I know a ton of spectrals who float around moaning on about how they wasted all of their life collecting Japanese action figures or how they miss all their loved ones and how the ensuing eternity that comes with being a phantom-like being is a hell they can never ever escape from. It's all about perspective, I guess

You want the good news now? I think we should kinda get up and moving. I mean, you are still
in Purgatory after all

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Present Setting: As Janus enters the Late Magedivatian Era, another tectonic shift expands and molds the ocean's currents. This shift of the Janus' landmasses adjusts the global thermohaline circulation of the worlds oceans, bringing with it warm waters currents that reach far beyond its tropics. For Region 2 of Janus, this is the region where the global ocean currents of the Moon World meet up and swirl together into one massive gyre of energy, life, and nutrients. Only three significant landmasses exist in this region, two residing mostly in the tropical bands of Janus that are constantly visited by rain year-round; and the other found in the southern Antarctic of the planet, where only a few months in the year provide it enough sunlight and warmth for life to truly flourish. Terrestrial life here is fairly isolated from other ecosystems which will likely lead to unique life, far more alien then one could imagine. And then there's the Aftoan Gyre where a sudden increase in volcanic activity has given rise to a series of shallow atolls and lagoon-like seas, brimming with marine life.

--Planetary Statistics--
Atmosphere: 78% Nitrogen, 12% Oxygen, 6% Argon, 2% Carbon Dioxide, 2% Other Gases
Average Global Temperature: 76°F (24°C)
Tectonics: 20% less than Earth
Volcanic Activity: 30% less than Earth
Weather Systems: Earth-like; Cooler-Wetter Weather Systems; Current-driven

--Size Increments--
• Size 1: Sugar Ant (0.1 - 1 cm)
• Size 2: Bumblebee (1.01 - 2.5 cm)
• Size 3: Mosquitofish (2.5 - 5 cm)
• Size 4: Poison Dart Frog (5 - 10 cm)
• Size 5: Giant Water Bug (11 - 20 cm)
• Size 6: Birdwing Butterfly (21 - 35 cm)
• Size 7: Horseshoe Crab (35 - 70 cm)
• Size 8: Australian Trumpet Snail (71 - 100 cm)
• Size 9: Japanese Giant Salamander (100 - 150 cm)
• Size 10: Aldabra Giant Tortoise (150 - 200 cm)
• Size 11: Leatherback Sea Turtle (2.01 - 2.5 m)
• Size 12: Mekong Giant Catfish (2.5 - 3 m)
• Size 13: Giant Pacific Octopus (3 - 4 m)
• Size 14: Ocean Sunfish (4.1 - 4.6 m)
• Size 15: Tiger Shark (4.6 - 5.2 m)
• Size 16: White Sturgeon (5.2 - 5.8 m)
• Size 17: African Elephant (5.8 - 6.5 m)
• Size 18: Great White Shark (6.5 - 8 m)
• Size 19: Manta Ray (8.1 - 9 m)
• Size 20: Porites Coral Reef Colony (9 - 10.5 m)
• Size 21: Whale Shark (10.5 - 12 m)
• Size 22: Gigantosaurus (12 - 16 m)
• Size 23: Blue Whale (16.1 - 22 m)
• Size 24: Brachiosaurus (22.1 - 30 m)
• Size 25: Smaug, The Desolater (30m+)

Regional Evolution Rules, Dossier for Organisms, and Blank Template in the next posts.

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Blank Template will be on the last post I make. Attached here is Dossier for all the Organisms of Region 1. Should tell you everything you need to know about each organism.

--Organism Advancement--
> Marine Organisms are global unless they live in freshwater or in Shallow Seas, at which the Region must be specified.
> Terrestrial Organisms will be considered global unless specified to live in a specific region.
> Plant Organisms may now be as large as the size 16 increment as stated below.
> Animal Organisms may now be as large as the size 11 increment as stated below.
> Silicates, Calcium, and rich quantities of Iron, Copper, Silver, Zinc, and other metals are present in the environment and may be incorporated into an organisms diet/evolutions if desired.

--Regional Evolution Rules--
> If necessary, specify which landmass/geographic area an organism exists in. (This is heavily encouraged, but not a requirement).
> Marine and Aquatic Organisms may only exist in the either the Freshwater Basin, or the Shallow Seas/Coastline
> Organisms from the Shallow Seas/Coastline are the only organisms that can freely travel throughout the region and to other regions. (This must be specified in your evolution post)
> Aquatic and Terrestrial Organisms from the Freshwater Basin and/or the Fertile Lowlands may only travel between neighboring landmasses (Interconnections of landmasses can be found below).
> Only organisms for the Shallow Seas/Coastlines may travel and evolve onto the Glacial Taiga.
> An evolution that impacts the same organism throughout the whole region is allowed, but must be specified in your post.
> If you as a creator wish to establish the existence of a new ecosystem, feel free to specify this and post what organisms would belong in this new ecosystem.

--Landmasses & Interconnections--
All landmasses in Region 2 are too far away from one another to have interconnection and/or migration of any terrestrial species.

--Additional/Misc. Stuff--
> The following geographic locations still need names. Feel free to give them a name at your leisure. The Region may also be named but should be unanimously agreed on.
- Island 2
- Atolls 1
> This is a one-man job I've been doing here for the most part. If you think and/or want to provide me with resources to help improve the quality of information we have for the worlds (Food Webs, Trophic Levels, Mapping of individual Landmasses, Etc.) this would be welcomed and greatly appreciated.
> Fanart is also accepted, and low-key encouraged.

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And last but not least. Here is the Blank Organisms Template. That's it I'm finished spamming the opening thread.

Enjoy the thread fellow creators, and I'll have the first Phylogeny Chart up in a couple days.

>>1377876
>Identify her and marry her

Clearly best option. Murder waifu quest.

>>1377876
> Identify her and get revenge
We have a raep dungeon right?

>Make Lunch

>>1371830
>After a few more days and nights you finally see this place.
>"Brr.. A-anon, please.. Tell me we're close to our destination."
"We're close."
>"R-really!?"
"You can see it over there, that large.. Large.. Really large. Dang, how big was this little northern town supposed to be anyway?"
>Veronica inquires,
>"What's it called?"
"Cydasis, guess the people there must have really thrived!"
Within an hour you arrive at the front gate.
>And it's pretty clear that something is wrong.
>Allison looks nervous.
>"C-can you feel that Anon?"
"Yes.. It feels like, sin, pure evil."
>"I wanted to say something earlier, this is one of our cities."
"A Malformed city?"
>"Yes."
"You're an Agent aren't you? Can you get us in?"
>She places her hands on you, the Pixies, and Allison.
>You feel a tingling sensation.
>"There, you're disguised."
"Disguised?"
>"Malformed are the masters of illusion. You'll pass as awakened Malformed now."
"O-ok.."
>"Be warned, this city will likely be a place of suffering, torture, madness and death. To the humans it will seem like hell itself. A place where the damned can never rest."
>Your heart is pounding.
>"Do you still wish to enter?"
"We have to. I want to set this city free from evil!"
>"In order to do that, you'd have to kill the agent in charge. If the agent in charge dies the Malformed hold on it will be lost, and the souls of the humans will be freed."
"Then.. We must!"
>"Very well then human. But don't say I didn't warn you."
>She places her hand on the giant 40 foot door.
>It slowly opens up.
>You and the rest of your group enter steeling yourself for whatever unspeakable horrors lie within.

>>1371832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YN2fuzyrFy0&t=1s
>Bright shining neon signs cover the city.
>A bustling city with a size that rivals Hausterien. Buildings that reach up into the sky.
>Horseless carriages with Malformed inside drive down the road.
>The 'ceiling' seems to be night, and is entirely different from the cold day you entered from.
>It's actually rather warm and comfortable here.
>You and the group cautiously explore the city.
>You can't seem to hear any screams of the damned or suffering humans.
"Uh.. This city certainly is.. Interesting."
>Fouella speaks.
>"This.. This isn't right. Look! Over there, a human out of his damnation chamber."
>"And then he tries to get me to come back to his place. I don't care what kinda automobile he's driving, with a face like that, I wouldn't sleep with him in a hundred years!"
>A horned human male and human female are walking arm and arm down the strip.
>"W-what madness is this? Who's the Malformed running this place?"
>Suddenly you see some kind of guy with big demon horns in a white suit and a crown on his head.
>He has a giant metal block which he's talking into.
>"Sorry, can't babe, not tonight! Look I know it's our anniversary but I'm busy! A-at the casino? What makes you say that?"
>Fouella angrily charges up to him.
>Upon her approach he puts his block away and seems nervous.
>"O-oh my, an agent! Er, what uh, perfect timing! Uh, how goes that whole conquering of humanity. You know, normally you guys drop off a letter before you arrive. It's just common courtesy."
>"Where are the torture chambers?
>"Babe this is torture."
>You cautiously approach the two of them.
>"Who are you and what have you done to this city? Why are the humans running free?"
>"Easy easy look, my name is Noaire, heres my card."
>He hands her a piece of paper with his name on it.
>She throws it on the ground.
>"You're gonna be in big trouble when the other agents get here."
>He suddenly grins.
>"Yeah, and what about those humans in your entourage? Pretty sure that's a violation of protocol too."
>"T-this is.. Well."
>"Come up to my suite, sounds like we got stuff to talk about."

>>1371838
>You're in Noaires suite up on a very high room which overlooks the city.
>He's pouring a glass of what appears to be wine.
>"This wine was made from the essence of human suffering 50 years ago. It's vintage."
>He hands her a cup.
>She sips it.
>"Wow, that's pretty good."
>He offers you a cup.
>"One for you too priesty?"
"I-i'm good."
>"Oh I forgot, you priest types don't like wine. Sorry, that was in bad taste."
>He gives a hearty laugh.
>Allison speaks.
>"So, you're awfully accommodating for a Malformed Agent."
>Fouella chimes in,
>"Yeah, what exactly is the deal here?"
>"The 'deal' my friend is.. Well to put it simply, I got bored! Here I had this rinky-dink town in the middle of nowhere we conquered about 100 years ago. We tortured the humans, made them suffer for a long time. Blah-dee-blah, and do the higher ups in Fauland EVER write? No! We just hold this position for them and do what they tell us. We got tired of the same things. And then the humans down in the torture rooms had these great ideas to build a new city! With better roads! Quicker transportation's! So we let em out for a little while to work on that. And I dunno, we kinda got used to em. But we still needed them to sin right?"
>"Yeah, how did you work past that sin thing?"
>"Easy! We built an entire CITY OF SIN. Gambling, crime, strippers, debauchery and let's not forget greed! I always say if you're not greedy you're gonna be needy!"
"So, none of that torture stuff?"
>He snickers.
>"Oh I wouldn't say that. Some of the humans are into that stuff if you catch my drift."
>He winks at you.
>Fouella has a worried look on her face.
>"But, won't you get in trouble if the higher ups ever come up here?"
>"They have! We usually just put on the show for them. It's kind of a tradition. Listen, those windbags are gonna fight their wars down in that forsaken pit till the end of time itself. I'm a Malformed for crying out loud! A demon! I'm greedy and I got one life! I'm certainly not gonna miss out on all this fun just because some guy miles away tells me I shouldn't!"
>Suddenly the door opens.
>"Honey. There you are! You should have told me you had guests."
>A pretty blonde woman in a short dress comes out.
>She slings herself over him smiling.
>Fouella raises an eyebrow.
>"Who is this?"
>"T-this is uh.. Well she's-"
>She reaches out her hand to Fouella.
>She shakes it.
>"I'm Darlene, I'm Noaires wife."
>"W-wife? You got married!? To a human!?"
>"I-it's not that simple! I mean, you know, one minute we were just fooling around and you know it just-"
>"You really fell in love with a human?"
>"Love is a pretty strong word Fouella! It's more like uh, a mutually beneficial coexistence where we see each other all the time."
>Fouella sighs.
>"And I thought I was a terrible agent."
>"Humans won you over too though huh?"
>"It's not like I asked for this!"

What will you do?

>>1377845
Shrug.
Post pictures on our favorite Vietnamese Rice Drawing Forum

>>1377845
>Ignore the past and move on to lead a statistically normal life

>>1377845
kill self

>>1371410
>Wake Cheska
>See what smells so good
Hey Smiley

>>1371410
>Wake Cheska

>See what smells so good

>>1371410
>>Wake Cheska

>>See what smells so good
food