What are the odds of Comedy Central picking up Alex Jones? They need a new substitute for the fake conservative thing after Colbert left for CBS. Jones is pretty convincing, too. There are probably conservatives who believe him.
>>115136918
Holy shit bump this would be hilarious
Weekend Update with sam Hyde and Alex jones
>>115136918
Colbert was FUCKING GENIUS on Comedy Central.
>>115137229
Now that he does serious political commentary on CBS I just don't find him as funny.
He's going to release some evidence backing this claim right?
>Trump
>evidence
Nah
>>115243608
>we didn't tap Trump's phones
>we tapped Trump's phones due to suspected Russian connection
Which is it, shill?
>>115243608
I have to hope to fuck he plans to release evidence. if he really just spouted this without evidence, then wtf. I voted for him and will vote for him in 2020 but he needs to realize that you only say shit like this if you're about to prosecute.
Pics related
>>115136849
You seem to have mistaken "Shithole" for paradise.
>>115136849
because these stinking jungle apes started demanding that we give them all of our shit for no reason
How did Liberal media made Right Libertarian parties who are opposite of big government ''far''? So is everyone who rejects Liberal bullshit and Multiculti nonsense now ''far''?
But where is ''far left'' then? Where is extreme left then? Or is only far when right do it according to Libtards?
>>115136740
Far means "the ones we really don't like"
>>115136740
It makes their job easier. The left's rhetoric is based almost entirely on deception and twisting facts to fit their narrative. Things are all a whole lot simpler when you demonize the entire opposition and put them into the same category.
>>115136740
We look far right to them because of how far left they are now. The modern main-stream left is in the communist territory now.
I remember, two years ago, when /pol was a full pro-German board. Before the refugees crisis, everyday there was a thread like « Look the aryan engineering, Germany has the best politics, Italia Spain France Bongland BTFO !». Now there are no more threads to praise germanic christian culture.
where's success is also envy
Because they know we are right, and they are wrong.
>>115136441
>what happened?
newfags and reddit-migrants who came here during the US elections
also good old JIDF with their endless German hate threads like pic related (heavily participated in by those same newfags and redditfags mentioned above)
This is the only humane way of execution.
>>115243444
No it isn't
Somebody post that webm of the guy getting his head cut off and his eyes following the sword after
>>115243444
Why does execution have to be humane?
>>115243633
Never mind found it
>try to save the western civilization
>make the first animal protection laws
>treat your worker masses with love and respect
>love art
>be love itself
>save humans from jews
>get demonized forever
>>115136399
Western civilization is France and Britain. He was dragging Europe into an undemocratic dark age.
>implying democracy is imbued into european traditionalism and isn't jewish liberal filth at all
>>115136620
>democracy
m8 I have bad news for you
Germany is part of the west Tyrone
Was he really trying to unite all Europe in one massive and unstoppable force? What was his end game?
>>115136340
another victim of (((the Jews)))
M A N L E T
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His end game was to subdue Europe indefinitely.
Couldn't let that happen I'm afraid chaps.
/Pol has been invaded by ICE.
Please remain calm.
We are only here for the niggers and jews.
Any attempts to stop us will result in detainment unless you are of pure Aryan race
..in which case we politely ask you to leave.
Ethnic cleansing is inevitable...
>>115136199
You will be assigned a colour ID, this will determine your eligibility for being deported.
Black = Deported
Brown = Deported
Blue = stays
Green = Stays
Pink = run over by truck at Mardi Gras
White = President of the USA, take over the thread
Someone continue this cus I can't be fucked
>>115138474
Don't move, and listen
ICE is back with Don's new mission
Officers grabbing hold of 'em tightly
Deportations daily and nightly
Will it ever stop??
NO, they gotta go
Turn off the rights and they'll flow
To the extreme ICE rock the strike on the vandal
Light up a cage and stack a chump with their scandal
ROLL
Right across the border
Trump's wall be the symbol of law and order
Quickly, they'll get tossed across
Anything less and we'll show them who's boss
Love it or leave it
You better get out
you better be here legally cuz ICE don't play
If there's a problem you best know the Don will solve it
Check out the record number of deports as my prez resolves it
ICE, ICE, baby so bold, so bold.
VAULT 7 IS LIVE
I REPEAT, VAULT 7 IS LIVE
https://vault.fbi.gov/hillary-r.-clinton/hillary-r.-clinton-part-07-of-07/view
>https://vault.fbi.gov/hillary-r.-clinton/hillary-r.-clinton-part-07-of-07/view
>>115135949
Reading will cliff note this shit
>>115135949
what is this
>>115138451
Hills sextape
Homophobes were just BTFO by Justin Trudeau and tolerance!
>>115243302
That's mulcair you plebian
>>115243302
I'm 100% hetero, but I love sucking cock to prove how tolerant I am. I also like to take in in the ass sometimes.
>>115243302
See this, what do you do?
>>115135305
Release the hounds.
>>115135305
ICE ICE BABY
>>115135305
Who works in the factories? Who runs the trains that move munitions around? Who provides the taxes and the food for the troops and war material?
Civilians are legitimate targets.
>>115135192
I agree. Germany indiscriminately bombed many other cities. They asked for total war and received it.
>>115135441
Literally. See Goebbel's speech at the Sportspalast.
>>115135192
if it happened today you'd be calling it terrorism
fucking cowards
What does /pol/ think about egoism
>i'm entitled to your stuff because spooks
>>115135135
Im entitled to your (you)s because of spooks
we gotta agree with each other on common spooks
this is why multiculturalism is a failure
Our current political spectrum (pic related) is full of inaccuracies and could be greatly improved upon. For example, fascism and communism can have similarities yet are on opposite ends of the spectrum. Likewise, the political spectrum lacks detail. There are many different kinds of socialism, fascism, etc. For instance, consider how right-wing fascists and so called "antifascists" i.e. SJW's could both be considered fascists, simply with different ideas of what is acceptable. Let's create a new political map, perhaps with a shape more fitting than a line.
>>115243282
Have you not seen the millions of threads that have a "liberal" and "conservative" scale as well as a "authoritarian" and "libertarian" scale?
>>115243516
Most people misunderstand that scale though. Authoritarian vs. Libertarian is supposed to be the values scale, where Authoritarian is more conservative and libertarian is libertine, and Left vs. Right is supposed to be economic
>>115243516
those are simplistic and somewhat inaccurate