Excuse me /pol/, Drumpf here. I don't know what I'm doing and I need your help. So I wanted to paint the Washinton monument orange, but then this nasty woman in my administration told me that I can't do that without congressional approval. I told her: "How can these lightweights tell me what I can or can't do? Excuse me, I'm pretty sure Donald Drumpf is the president! Sad!", and then I of course grabbed her by the pussy and told her to go back to mommy. You won't belieave what happened next! She decides to kick me right in my orangesack. I was planning to impregnate Ivanka today! Horrible! Anyhow, so this gave me a tremendous panic attack. *SNIFF* The greatest! And as all of you may know, including the haters, I get diarrhea when I'm in panic. *SNIFF* So I started to defecate all over the place. The oval office, I filled it. I filled the whole room with my Doodoo Dumps. The oval office turned brown! I though this was over with when the Kenyan left. Even Daddy Putin was there in the oval office with me, and he told me "Donnie, I'm dissaputinted in you. I is not allowing you to give me da blowjob" Even congress was there, and they said "Yeah... this is the only paint job you get to do." I started crying and took out my phone to tweet. I wrote: "How DARE they not approve? This has never happened in the HISTORY of the United States of Tr... I mean: America! SAD!"
wtf i hate drumpf now
screenshotted. say hi to /r/4chan.
you about to be reddit famous, son.
utterly epic
Let's talk about this guy
Is he retarded or he really thinks he is black?
>>115150019
he was part of a government experiment to see if white people could hide among the blacks during the event of a race war
the idea was that liberals could go around and pretend to be black while the blacks kill off the conservatives. shaun king wasnt the only one it even goes to the level of ex CNN anchor soledad o'brien who for years pretended to be part black
>>115150019
looks black to me standing around a White
He knows he's white he just doesn't bring it up anymore because he got caught and realizes he can't use that for brownie points anymore. He's retarded too but that doesn't necessarily have anything to do with it.
>The remains of Erica Crippen were discovered March 17 by investigators in Sykesville, Maryland; police used the GPS found in Crosby's vehicle after he was taken into custody on January 12.
>Kyle Crosby took a plea deal and will only spend 31 years in prison.
How do we fix white people?
>>115149945
inb4 flood of murdered whites infographics
>>115149945
31 years sounds appropriate.
>>115150044
top kek
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Things that make you go hmmmmm
>>115149811
I'm more surprised there is a sport for walking in the snow.
I knew Schumer was going to be the ultracuck. I fucking new it REEEEEEEE
In terms of geopolitics he is the most powerful cuck on earth right now.
someone explain this
kekistan is rebbit cancer
>>115150123
>we hate le reddit now!
Fuck off idiot
>>115150288
>now
lol faggot
Who's side are we on about the pipeline??
>>115149517
>we
fuck off shill
>>115149611
You fuck off
Not your land, not your decision to make.
And having to live near to it also counts.
>>115149467
>>115149467
Libtards hate this proposal. It doesn't match with their "beliefs" what do you think /pol/ can we redpill this MAGA??
>Implying republicans can actually create anything of substance.
>>115149908
>implying Trump is a republican
>trump wanting single payer
fake and gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXX2VPtJly8
What did they mean by this?
>Barneyfag
That barneyfag
>>115149047
Now that really made me think
Who was in the wrong here?
>>115148761
society for letting the autistic white guy and normal black guy live
>>115148761
guy on the phone. I would've kicked his ass too
>>115148901
White guy had schizophrenia. And black people only count as 5/8ths of a person, so a black child is probably worth 5/24ths of a person
Were rape tests not enough?
http://www.independent.co.uk/student/news/university-cardiff-metropolitan-bans-phrases-mankind-gentlemans-agreement-gender-neutral-terms-free-a7609521.html#gallery
I remember 4 years ago on this board people saying that faggots were okay and that it wouldn't lead to something else.
How long until they push pedophilia?
>>115148650
How are did they manage that?
>>115149058
Shit, I mean is this thing mandatory?
We're not german. We don't want to be called germans and soon we will be free.
>>115247566
Seppl gib a Ruh
>>115247566
Dann man viel Spaß.
>>115247566
We wuz Bajuwaren n´sheeeit.
Anyone know the law in Sweden about civilguard? been looking aound and cant find the exacts abount it.
>>115148565
Maybe you should ask https://www.flashback.org/
and not pol.
>>115148735
well shit never even thought of that^^ what i got you for swedbro
>>115149290
svensktråd?
post 'em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyYnstGB3rM
https://youtu.be/jiwuQ6UHMQg
>>115148420
https://youtu.be/YCZJi3Z0ihQ
>>115148420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvcEP0EjqIc
The press is tearing Trump a new asshole, and there's nothing you shitrocks can do about it. This is glorious. He'll hold the record for quickest impeachment and go down as the dumbest fucker to ever eat meatloaf in the White House.
If anybody gave a fuck about the press Trump wouldn't have won.
Blah, blah, blah....
>>115148111
Nah the press never took him seriously so they were happy to give him a bunch of free attention whenever he said something dumb
Truth is Trump cages about the press very much, but he's turning on them now because it's not as easy to control them with shock value when you're actually in power.