>His waifu can't use magic

>>29743922
>His waifu is a non-canon Monster High ripoff

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Feels fucking good having a waifu who can use magic

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>>29743922
>His waifu isn't a god

>>29743922
>His waifu isnt real

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>>29743926
Man that'd be horrible
Good thing my waifu is Sunset Shimmer: a canon and beautiful pone

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>>29743922
Friendship is magic motherfucker.

>>29743955
/thread

>>29743962
Such QTs

>>29743957
kek

>>29743948
>implying Celestia is a God and not just really old.

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>>29743922
>His waifu Can't use real magic

>>29744036
When you hit 1000 and still look 25, I think it's fair to say you're probably immortal.

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>>29744128
This anon gets it.

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>>29743922
>his waifu can't fly and sing at the same time

>>29743922
>implying spellcasting is the only form of magic
You niggers really oughta watch the show, it's pretty fun.

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>>29744128
>>29744142
>his waifu is suicidal and only lives for her bald girlfriend

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>>29743948
>"A God, you say? What does that make me I wonder."

>>29744036
SHHHHH YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN IT FOR THEM

>>29744172
The devil

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>>29744172

>>29744172
A parasite.

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>>29743922
She uses the Magic of Chaos

>>29743922
>his waifu is noncanon

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>his waifu isn't a cunt 20% cooler

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>>29743948
Get to my level

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> his waifu isn't real

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>>29743948

>>29743948
>His waifu is a useless sack of shit

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>>29743922
They seriously should have just made everyone unicorns.
They are just far superior to earth ponies and pegasi.

>>29743922

>>29743922
>His Waifu is a dragon

>>29746988
twilight_harvests_apple_farm.gif

>>29748013
rarity_arranges_the_clouds.gif

>>29744153
I can't believe Trixie Lulamoon is fucking dead.

>>29744172
A bug.
A sexy bug.

>>29743922
Sunset's pony form is so fucking sexy.
I hate that we only see it for such a short amount of time.
It's so alluring and completely boner inducing.
I want her to use her magic to ravage me sexually.

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>>29743948
>his waifu is a lazy cunt with no personality

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>>29743922
>His waifu can't even effortless warp reality and disregard physics with the power of fun

>>29748648
blah blah cuckquean

>>29748648
she's shit buddy

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>>29743922
>His waifu is a non canon no hooves character

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>>29748666
No one cares about your opinion, Satan.

>>29748648
Your waifu is a QT

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>>29743922
>His waifu is Sunshit Shimmer

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>>29743922
>Unironically having a waifu

>>29748668
Whoever vectored this needs to be castrated.

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>>29748786
>Ironically devoting yourself to a made up character

>>29748811
It looks pretty weird, desu. Her foreleg is coming out of her neck.

>>29743948
>his waifu imprisons her only family for a thousand years