This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and watch whatever you want to watch. You take the red pill—you stay on /mlp/, and I show you how deep the autism goes.
Remember: all I'm offering is the horse pussy. Nothing more.
>Takes red pill
I don't even like horse pussy.
>>29742275
Gas all Nyxfags
>>29742267
Id rather take the blue pill thanks
>>29742736
>implying there is anyway off of this ride
Sorry, anon, but it only kills you.
>>29742267
All you're offering is all I need. Onwards my man, either go read or go dead.
>>29742267
>swallows a spoonful of red pills before looking up from the oversized bowl
Did someone say horse pussy?
>>29742267
I already took the red pill years ago.
>>29742267
i already had one, but send moar red pills pls
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500
So how long after the red pill am I given horsepussy?
>>29742736
>he doesn't want the horse pussy
>>29742477
>What everyone doesn't know is that when given a marepussy, anons will have their benis replaced with one
>>29742267
Blue pill for sure
I mostly disagree with /mlp/ anyways, just here for entertainment and some drawfaggotry
>>29744316
I just posted a red painted melatonine pill to this adress, just giving a heads up.
>>29742267
*Takes both pills*
>>29744943
Enjoy your interview with the Agents.
>>29744297
this
>>29743379
somepony*
>>29744963
and them anon mastered the art of lucid dreaming
>>29745023
The first time I had a lucid dream I tread to summon girls to fuck but they had vagina penis hybrids
Gas all poltards
>>29742753
that's what i want anon.
>>29745041
Most recent lucid dream I had, I had a vagina-penis hybrid, but woke up before I could be fucked. Life is so unfair.
wat r u fukin gay
>>29744998
Mare cock 4 lyfe
>>29745433
>"in me! NOW!"
>>29745041
>>29745378
So, they were hermaphrodites? Or was there a pussy on the head of their cock, so that they use their hooves to hold you still while their cockpussy roams over your midriff looking for your dick, leaking trails of precut all over your skin, then finally, upon finding your dick, slides up the shaft until it reaches the tip, and slowly sucks your dick inside itself until it fully engulfs your dick all the way to your nutsack?
Enquiring minds want to know...
>>29742267
How the fuck this turned into futa, I don't know, but I'm not surprised
Fucking faggots always ruining everything
>>29745537
It's fun to ruin things.
>>29745555
please go back to ribbit9k pretending be a """fembot"""
>>29745529
It was like a pussy on the head of their cock. Also it was a normie girl, my dream was before I found glorious horse pussy
>>29745529
I'm >>29745378 and basically hermaphrodite. The kind you see in futa threads on /d/ where there's a cute feminine dick where the clitoris is supposed to be.
That other thing you described sounds incredible though, looks like it's another new fetish for me.