Big Mac is love. Big Mac is life.

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Big Mac is love. Big Mac is life. 2017-03-26 04:55:44 Post No. 29743759
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Big Mac is love. Big Mac is life. Anonymous 2017-03-26 04:55:44 Post No. 29743759 [Report]

I was only 9 years old
I loved mlp so much, I had all the merchandise and videos
"Big Mac is love" I say; "Big Mac is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Big Mac
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It's Big Mac
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "Hee-yup"
He grabs me with his powerful pony hooves and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Big Mac
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for Big Mac
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Big Mac
He neighs in a mighty neigh as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Big Mac looks him straight in the eyes and says "Hee-yup"
Big Mac leaves through my window
Big Mac is love. Big Mac is life.

Anonymous 2017-03-26 05:53:50 Post No.29744045
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>>29743759
Quality content.

Anonymous 2017-03-26 12:58:53 Post No.29745034
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 12:58:53 Post No.29745034 [Report]

>>29743759

horsefucking is always on topic here

Anonymous 2017-03-26 03:22:55 Post No.29745343
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 03:22:55 Post No.29745343 [Report]

>>29743759
>do you even greentext

8/10 would fap again

Anonymous 2017-03-26 03:24:33 Post No.29745345
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 03:33:33 Post No.29745371
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>>29743759
B'awww sure does suck you have to go back to school tomorrow, huh champ?

Anonymous 2017-03-26 04:03:50 Post No.29745439
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 04:03:50 Post No.29745439 [Report]

>>29743759
>9 years old
>MLP FiM came out in 2010
>Year 2017
Underage ban. See you in a year or two. Have fun in school today.

Anonymous 2017-03-26 04:22:24 Post No.29745485
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 04:22:24 Post No.29745485 [Report]

>>29743759
Nice meme

Anonymous 2017-03-26 04:49:24 Post No.29745584
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 04:49:24 Post No.29745584 [Report]

>>29743759
The M.A. Larson version of this is infinitely funnier.

Anonymous 2017-03-26 08:46:21 Post No.29746811
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 08:46:21 Post No.29746811 [Report]

>>29743759
Big Mac is an idiot. Get him off the show, useless as-fuck secondary.

Anonymous 2017-03-26 09:05:55 Post No.29746930
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 09:05:55 Post No.29746930 [Report]

>>29743759

i wonder how many mares big mac has fucked in ponyville? i bet he has been inside applejack and applebloom both.

Anonymous 2017-03-26 09:12:38 Post No.29746986
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 09:12:38 Post No.29746986 [Report]

>>29745439

IT'S A SUNDAY YOU DUMBASS
even if the OP is underage you will always be a moron

Anonymous 2017-03-26 10:59:10 Post No.29747754
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Anonymous 2017-03-26 10:59:10 Post No.29747754 [Report]

>>29743759
what?

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