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>>30013417
insert cuckshed joke here

>>30013432
Much like how I insert my waifu into her own cuckshed. The room for jokes here is just as spacious.

>>30013417
Who will get shipped with Celestia? Thorax, Scorpan or the new villain alicorn?

Luna's snatch is covered in moon dust

>>30010725
Good job, dipshit. You only missed the mark by about 5 minutes. >>30010683
Delete this thread, please.

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Yeeeah baby, work that grill.

>>30010558
This time the cucking will be in 3d!

>>30010558
>He wants the mediocre SoL episodes

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>>30010558
Is that... A futuristic speeder of somekind?

In MLP?

Canonically... In Equestria?

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>>30010199
Is it bad that I can only fap to lewd and not porn?

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>>30010202
bad? No. Just weird

>>30010147
The cucker and the cuckette.

>>30010147
ralph fiennes-hooves

>>30010152
Pull your bottom lip up over your head and swallow.

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>filly

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>country filly

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COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/

705: Fluttershy Leans In - Fluttershy is determined to make her career dreams come true with the help of some very special ponies. But when her true vision is not being executed properly, she must find a way to stand up and fight for her ideas.

706: Forever Filly - When Rarity surprises Sweetie Belle with a special day together filled with all of her favorite activities, she quickly learns that her little sister is no longer the little foal she used to be.

707: Parental Glideance - When Rainbow Dash's parents discover she's a Wonderbolt, they show up at every event to cheer her on. However, their unabashed enthusiasm proves to be rather embarrassing and pushes Rainbow Dash to the brink.

708: Hard to Say Anything - When the Cutie Mark Crusaders discover that Big Mac has his first crush, they vow to help him win Sugar Belle’s heart before Feather Bangs does it first.

709: Honest Apple - When Rarity asks Applejack to be a judge in a fashion show, Applejack learns that an opinion, however honest, can still be hurtful.

710: A Royal Problem - Starlight Glimmer is sent to solve a friendship problem between Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. When it's clear that the problem is that the royal sisters don't appreciate one another, Starlight impulsively switches their cutie marks!

711: Not Asking for Trouble- Pinkie Pie visits Prince Rutherford and the Yaks. While there an avalanche falls on the entire rustic vilage of Yakyakistan. Pinkie Pie suggests that she go getthe other ponies to come help but the proud Prince and Yaks refuse.

712: Discordant Harmony
713: The Perfect Pear

715: Fame and Misfortune
716: Triple Threat
717: Campfire Tales

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
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>>30009962

see you in a couple weeks senpai

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destroying this shit feels so empowering

>>30009962
Trashbags are the ultimate pony merchandise cucksheds.

>>30009384
I want Big Mac to cock vore me and impregnate Luna with me

>>30009384
That would make cucking Applejack very interesting.

Oh look, yet another shit thread started to knock some thread the OP didn't like into the Archive.

>>30008835
He probably just didn't like them. Having one thing to point to is useful since fans will usually demand an explanation for your distaste. Saying 'I didn't like them' doesn't sound like a particularly well-articulated or thought-out argument, so you find a particular aspect that stands out for you and focus on that.

Or it's a meta-narrative about critics being stupid idiots because the writers got upset about the fanbase pulling their lips off their cocks to ask questions.

>>30008835
He's a brony

>people still think Zephyr was the brony analogy
>not realizing this pony was

People on this board can be pretty delusional, it''s almost like they'd rather see themselves as attractive but slightly lazy hipsters than total unlikable asshole nerds that could even make queen crusty cunt herself annoyed, which is what they are

>>30008835
He just needs a good mare to be his wife so he can send her to the cuckshed.

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Seems to be a "what happened while the episode was going on?" thing.

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Should be out sometime this month.

>>30008380
I would totally mumble "y-you too"

How can she say hi to anyone when she's in the cuckshed?

>>30008380
I would probably just mumble nervously and run away from the stress and spaghetti.

>>30008427
If you keep memeing in every thread we will never get a proper cuckshed green you traitor.

I'd like to know her...

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>EQG garbage

Yeah, please just fuck off. And quit posting your awful, boring threads.
Even threads about the worst ponies are more interesting than this fucking trash.

>>30007773
>tomboy cunt whose going to hog your tv, eat all your food and send you to bed early
oh, thank god

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>>30007667

>>30007667
People constantly shitting on "generals" as a whole for no particular reason, and then turning around and sucking the nut straight out of any barely literate attentionwhore's unwashed dick who has never watched the show and knows nothing about the characters but got a job on the show because the quality control is entirely inexistent.

If people criticized these shits as much as they do with the things they don't like on the board, maybe we would stop getting mediocre plots and scripts, people would happily want to talk about the show again, and /mlp/ as a board would be much more enjoyable to browse.

>>30007667
That pony asshole needs to be fucked.

>>30007434
>Visiting EqD

• "Why do you fags watch a show for little girls?" and similar threads are not permitted. This includes "I don't understand the appeal."
• If you see posts that appear to be trolls, report and/or hide them.

>>30007434
>post discussing a Glimmer episode
>"shimmerfags"
Are you stupid?

Besides, there's already a thread about this episode.
>>29996118

>>30007137
it would depend largely on race mixing prejudice in equestria, her personal opinion on such a thing, and whether or not she finds my race attractive. im sure she would enjoy my dry wit at least.

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>>30007148
>Dry wit

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>im sure she would enjoy my dry wit at least.

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