It's Cadance.
Not Cadence.
How do you niggers get it wrong so often?
Candyass is also acceptable.
>>30004460
>>30004460
Either way, she ruined the show's balance of two alicorns and she shouldn't exist.
>>30004594
Vinyl has very beautiful eyes. I want to stare into them as she steals my innocence.
That's not vinyl, that's a hideous barbie
>>30004398
I want Vinyl to rape me.
>Alicorns represents the master race
>Discord represents the literal chaos of mixed races
Anything else 'redpilled' about FiM?
>>30003838
Aren't alicorns mixed races?>/mlpol/
>>29891939
>>30003838
Chaoskampf.
Do you think any of them had any practice with kissing? I mean, Sweetie Belle's sister is Rarity; she should at least have a few experience.
>>30003748
Yep. With colts.
>Apple Bloom with that cute dancer colt
>Scootaloo on a darebut only with Sweetie Belle, colts are icky
>implying they don't kiss each other and more
of course they had, OP
>>30003748
This is canon, right? Then I guess, yes.
Would you kidnap your waifu with the help of other Anon's?
Would you help them kidnap their waifu's too?
Easy Mode: No one has the same waifu
Hard Mode: There's a chance someone has the same waifu, how would you fix that?
>>30003717
Why kidnap your waifu when you can win her over the traditional way?
I don't have to kidnap what I could easily lock in the cuckshed.
>>30003727
But you need to have her first to lock her in the cuckshed.
Hence the need to kidnap her, to begin with.
Starlight = autist who can't handle friendship
Trixie = greedy cunt who tries to hog the spotlight all the time
Maud = autist incapable of expressing emotion
Starlight and her pony friends are all recovering from the opposite of an element of harmony: friendship, generosity, and laughter.
Who will her other 3 pony friends be?
>>30003608
Slipknot, the mare who can climb anything
>>30003608
Discord, the element of annoying Twilight. He counts unicorn, pegasus and earth pony so Trixie needs to go, we can only have two unicorns.
>>30003608
Listen up, sassafras, you need a bitch, a liar and a whore. That means Luna, Celestia, and Cadance in that order, respectively.
Congratulations! you are now a Cutie Mark Crusader.
>>30003500
Sweet, can I fuck the CMC now?
>>30003506
Just one, send the others to the cucksheds.
>>30003500
Why are they blushing?
Oh god why?
>>30003078Why is this such a big deal?Don't you be dissing Canada now, they rule the world and make your cartoon to boot!
>>30003078
DID THEY JUST RELEASE THEIR MLP SEASON 7 SCHEDULE?
>>30003078
>canada is giving us episodes earlier
What monsters.
Is this the face someone makes when you gave them bad sex?
>>30003006
How the fuck would Twilight know, the closes she's come to sex is the smell of Spike's room.
>>30003034
You know she's gotten the D from Flashy. And she probably did an incest or two with Shiny when she was young.
>>30003034
nothing compared to the smell of her own room, i bet
Name a cuter filly.Protip: You can't.
Nyx
Sweetie Belle, 7 seasons and counting.
I'm out.
swibble
Oh no! Two ponies want to snuggle, but you can only snuggle one! What do?
>>30002888
Snuggle neither, instead finding a better pony.
Go find a better pony to snuggle
Snuggle one pony.
>Season finale
>Starlight dies
>After 3 days is resurrected as an alicorn
>Ascends to a plane of existence higher than Celestia can even imagine
>Essentially becomes the show's GOD>"Starlight, Starlight wake up!"
>"Ugh, what happened?"
>"You've been in a coma since you tried to cast the mind control spell. Are you okay?"
>"Yeah sure. Gee, I'm sorry I tried to control you and your friends again."
>"Apology not accepted Starlight. That is illegal spellcasting! Celestia's taking you to jail in 2 hours."
>>30002843
>tfw you realize starlight glimmer is an anagram for Jesus Christ
>>30002858
wiat a second... no its not. Theres no g in gesus
>>30003557
are u sure about that
You like EqG don't you anon?
>>30002432
In cucksheds.
>>30002434
10/10
>>30002452
sorry wrong pic
What do you think happened in Mauds past?
The whole "rocks don't judge you" thing.
Pinky is acting weirder than normal when it comes to her.
Something bad must have happened.
>>30002156
she graduatedcuckschool and is now living in Ponyville with her own little shed.
she killed a pony.
>>30002156
She comes from a clearly puritanical background. Her parents probably were all over her due to her personality.
>tfw I will never hug the pink pony
I'm new to this board and show, how do you guys deal with this feel, regardless of hug choice?
>>30002061
Alcohol.
Lots of it.
>>30002061
Fucking newfags.Welcome to the herd. Just in time for the end.
Just try not to think about it too much. Alcohol, tobacco, prescription drugs, etc. all help.
>>30002061
escapism mostly, read/write green and pretend its you.
what board you are you from?