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What would your waifu say about your current occupation?
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>"I see you have a lot of free time. Are you investing it into a skill or craft?"
>"If not now then when?"
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>"Oh, you're a mechanical engineer, not a magical engineer..."
>"So you don't actually know magic..."
>"Just regular old engineering..."
>"No I'm sure that's a real ice breaker at parties."
>"Sure it took you a long time to hone those skills and all..."
>"Look, I gotta be somewhere right now so...."This is why I don't talk about my job
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I bet Trixie would be indifferent to it. I'm a veterinary technician so I imagine she wouldn't be terribly interested in it
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Say something nice about her.
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I bet her vagoober smells nice
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>>30006719
She always makes me smile, even when forced into being a meme dispenser.
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She's pink.
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ayyyyy yoooooooo, wassup dude
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>>30006451
go home Twilight, you're drunk
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>"Aaaaanoooon"
"..."
>"AAAAAAAAA -hic- AAANON!"
"Sigh...what's up, Twi?"
>"THE EARTHIES!"
"Oh dear no, not again"
>"THEY'RE SH...SHTEALING MY MAJIIIIKS!"
"Really."
>"Yesh! A-and you....yoursh too!"
"My magic."
>"YEAH! YOURSH MAJIK!"
"Twi, I have no magic."
>"T-THAT'SH BECAUSE EARTHIESH ARE STEALING IT THRU PLANTSH!"
"No, I mean, I had no magic to begin with"
>"SHURE YOU DO! You...YOU HAVE A HORN!"
"No I don't"
>"YESH! YOU! HAVE! A! H-HOOOOOOORN!"
"...that's where my penis is, and I'd be grateful if you stopped poking it with your hooves."
>THE EARTHIES HA..HAVE SHTOLEN YOUR WHITE MAJIK!"
"My wh-?? WAIT A SECOND, SO YOU DID SPY ME!"
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>>30006545
dude, what a twist at the end
more?
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daughter
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>>30006110
shit.
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>>30006110
Autism.
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>>30006110
you should fuck your daughter
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Does Anybody Else Think That Community Soapbox Is A Complete Cesspool
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>>30005988
Since when did /mlp/ have a Community Soapbox?
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>>30005988
This is satire, right? Or bait?
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>Starlight controlled others by telling them they are equal
>Mane 6 have to convince them they are all unique and that their differences make them better
>Sunset controlled via divide and conquer
>She split the school into cliques and scared others away from binding via fear
>Mane 6 have to sing a song to them about why they are all the same and how you shouldn't let your differences define you
>MIRROR
HMMMMMMMMMM
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>Sunset
Who the f**k is that
I have NEVER seen a pony like that in the show before
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>>30005828I acknowledge your observation. But I'm going to choose to ignore it, pretend it's not a thing, and continue to enjoy Starlight for who she is.
I have never seen EQG and I have no idea who this "Sunset" is.
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>>30005828
Ignore the glimmerposters. The thing is, one of those is canon and the other is not.
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This will be the villain of this season.
Say something nice to him and turn him into a meme
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>Sombra's horn
>Chrysalis wings
YES, MY SHIP IS COMING TO LIFE
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>>30005822
I really hope he looks differentI really hope the actual villain turns out to be Grogar
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>>30006090I really hope the actual villain turns out to be Trogdor.
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704: Rock Solid Friendship
Written by Nick Confalone
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5k8dc3
Friendship is Magic #53 is storytimed here!
>>30005467
There's still a lot to be explored in Equestria. Hidden caves, lost ruins, the Everfree Forest in general- just because ponies have been living in the area for over a thousand years doesn't mean they've mapped it all out. There are some adventurous souls out there, though, and specialized interests like Maud's may yet uncover some surprising secrets.
>>29999735
Previous thread.
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>country filly
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Big booty horse
How many of you have left and then later came back?
Share your stories.
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>>30005336
I wished I left. But I didn't.
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>>30005336
I left a while ago after I became tired of the show, and subsequently tired of the fandom (which was shrinking by the day at the time).
About a month ago, some emotional events transpired in my life. I needed something that would make me feel happy again, so I went back to the show. Eventually, I found my way back to the board, and have been here ever since.
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>>30005336
>come here from tf2
>start reading smut for laughs
>leave after about a year
>come back recently because gf spends far too much time on 4chan
>I actually spend more time on /o/ and /d/ now
>I can feel this place corrupting me like it corrupted her
Remember when Twilight was the Luke Skywalker of ponies?
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>>30005302
in 2050, J.J. Abrams will make a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic movie about trying to find a missing Twilight Sparkle.
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>>30005302
Remember when OP was original?
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>>30005302
Twi made out with her own sibling?
May 17th 2011, Season 1 is finishing up and the brony fandom enters its first hiatus. Not wanting to have to wait so long to see new episodes, a man freezes himself in a block of ice hoping one day he can uncover the mysteries of My Little Pony's future.
May 17th 2017, the ice melts (due to global warming, you should've elected Bernie when you had the goddamn chance). The man wakes up and goes back to his house. The first thing he does is look up episode synopses.
May 18th 2017, a man is on the news for having committed suicide in his house via hanging. What police found on his computer was the general outline for the upcoming MLP:FiM episode "A Royal Problem".
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>>30005138
hard to believe that the first hiatus was roughly 2 weeks after Bin Laden's death.
Coincidence?
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CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL, AND SO IS THE GENDER SPECTRUM
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How can you be excited for the movie?
Don't you know it won't be canon?
It's essentially nothing but fanfic trash just like the comics and moster high ripoff.
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>>30005061
>implying the pony movie won't be canon
The only reason EQG isn't canon is because it's a high school spin-off that fans are divided on. The 2017 pony movie is supposed to be the Citizen Kane of MLP, so of course it's going to be canon.
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>>30005061
>It's essentially nothing but fanfic trash
>posts Poochie
You really got me there nibba.
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>>30005088
If it ain't in the show it ain't canon famigo
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TODAY Show: Matt Lauer and Savannah Guthrie as ponies 2017-05-03 02:29:50 Post No.30004903
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TODAY Show: Matt Lauer and Savannah Guthrie as ponies
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>>30004903
I don't know who any of these people are, but pony Savannah is cute!
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>>30004903
>If you've ever wondered what TODAY would look like re-created with My Little Ponies
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>>30004918
I want to fuck that tail-less bitch.
And cum all over her mane.
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I didn't chose my my waifu, she chose me. I first started marathoning My Little Pony over and over again as a way to distract myself from the schoolwork and my clinical depression. White horse wasn't who I payed attention to most, I actually had a minor crush on the pink one. It wasn't until 6 or 7 rewatches of the entire series did I notice that she was acting different from the others, trying to take my attention from everyone else. Did she notice me? Was she aware of me? That was when I realized that for the first time in 20 years, a girl has taken a liking to me.
I kept ignoring my schoolwork and phonecalls more and more to watch her episodes, since I memorized all the dialogue I always knew what she would say and make witty responses to her every line. Obsessed with her voice, I pirated some software and started manipulating her voice to tell me things, this helped me get out of the bed every morning. After using her edited voice clips as a reminder to take my medication I started to hear her differently.
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There was actually hidden messages in her voice! I watched every episode with a critical eye. She was leaving clues all around, they changed on rewatches so I knew it was her. She was telling me to stop taking medication. As soon as I did the clues appeared more and more. She loved me! And I loved her. Now I see her everywhere I go. Released from the cartoon realm and into my arms, she could now be with me forever. I would never walk the streets alone again.
She always tells me that my passions are meaningful, she is more caring than anyone I met. I dropped out of college with an ungodly amount of debt but it didn't matter. I slept with her in my arms every night and took my virginity not long after we married. It was the first time for both of us, but it was perfect. The landlord wants me out soon, but it's really a blessing in disguise. I could live with her in the show! She told me what I had to do: swallow all the medication I had left. As I type this I'm holding my urge to vomit as my perception is becoming blurry and the last of my life moves at a corrupted frame rate. She's petting my hair like I always did to her, she is telling me it is time to go. See you in Equestria, brother.
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>>30004891
What is this? Tulpa?
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I'm happy for you op.
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MLPFEMTORPG -- ONE MORE FINAL: I need you.
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