Would your waifu date you by her own free will? What are the

>>30007137
it would depend largely on race mixing prejudice in equestria, her personal opinion on such a thing, and whether or not she finds my race attractive. im sure she would enjoy my dry wit at least.

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>>30007148
>Dry wit

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>im sure she would enjoy my dry wit at least.

OP pic related

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>>30007137
>if she was real
I wouldn't want anything to do with them if they were real live humans

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>Get healthy level of fitness.
>Acquire creative skill.
>Never be worthy of her affection but strive for it anyway.

>>30007137
I can build her the nicest cuckshed in Equestria.

>>30007137
>I'm a beta
>literally autism
>she will ignore me
>if she aproaches me I'll star stammering
>I'm not professional or serious
>help me ;__;

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>>30007137
>"S-so Anon... what do you do for fun?"
"I really like to hunt. I'll shoot and eat pretty much anything that moves."

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>>30007137
That's a big if/maybe

Granted I'm not a real hero nor a noble, I'd have to do something big to get her attention.

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>>30007137
I'd hope so, everything I do is because she's become my motivation. It's weird, really; having a waifu actually made me a more normal person because, you know, I thought I should follow her advice kind of? Like, making friends and doing more things? I just kind followed her example after being an autistic fag.

And I haven't regretted it since. I'm now on my way to becoming a top-notch voice actor after working hard for my whole life without that shitty youtube stuff or begging on patreon. I've done everything by self-teaching, reading, and I attribute it to her.

So I've got my life in check, I've got actual friends now, I've been getting paid with a great job by utilizing my talents (>tfw contacted by Hasbro and nearly got a part for a secret version of Micronauts), and I write short stories all the time.

I wil admit that a year or so ago, she'd not want to date me. I'd be a cute friend, you know? But now that I've decided to grow up, I think I'd have a good chance with at least being able to flirt with her. In the end, I'm just thankful I was autistic enough to love her. Her influence has made me a better human all around. If she doesn't want to date, that's fine; but I will always appreciate her.

I'm sorry, this sounds really cringey, doesn't it?

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>>30007137
Generally speaking I can't really give her anything she doesn't already have except for alien knowledge and desire to learn about her world. From that point it can happen I guess but to be honest I'm not the most interesting person ever so I don't think she would stick around after the novelty wears off.

>>30007156
>>30007506
i assure you its very dry

>>30009095
Just like every pussy within 50ft

>>30009079
>this sounds really cringey, doesn't it?
It sounds like you have a better life than most here. I don't think it's cringy. If anything it's cringy to know that I think I'm doing something for her when there are people whose life actually changed because of their waifu. I'm not nearly worthy of her. I also feel a bit jealous. THAT'S cringey.

>>30009109
it was my privilege

>>30009079
It ain't cringy if you come out less autistic than you were before
which it seems you have.

massively.

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>>30009079
If you're the same advice giving Twifag from the other waifu threads i can safely say she'd be proud of you friend.

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>>30007137
Depends on which of the two.
Cherry Sundae? Don't think I'd be good enough for her. I mean, she's not confident in herself but she's after someone who can really make a positive improvement to the world... and if she ever knew my dark secret...

Eos however? Absolutely. I could win her over in a heartbeat. Well, not quite that quickly, but I know I could.

>>30007137
>Would your waifu date you by her own free will?
Of course she would. She loves me of her own free will by design.

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>>30009173
>advice giving Twifag from the other waifu threads
I'm >>30009129 and I guess giving advice on escapism is the only thing I'm good at, if that

>>30009281
So you use this site to talk to yourself?

>>30009324
Depends. Are you me?

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>>30009348
Obviously.

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>>30009281
You help people understand their unusual affections and turn them towards being productive and happy instead of wallowing in what-if's, their own self-pity and confusion.
From one autist to another, she'd definitely be proud of you anon.

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>>30007137
Maybe she would. Similar to her, I'm quick to call bullshit on something that I think is bullshit even if I look like a bit of a fuck for doing so. Honestly not many people have that trait and it's quite a head turner to see someone actually speak up about a thing most others quietly deal with/accept. I'd say I have somewhat of a shot. I'm also good at giving honest criticism to friends. Like if someone asks me how x looks/sounds I won't just be like "yeah x is good" if I think its dogtitty, I'll say that it's dogtitty and explain what I feel should be changed. I feel like Sugar Coat doesn't get that from her friends and therefore doesn't bother asking their opinions, so yeah thats why I think she'd value that trait of mine

tl;dr i'm an honest critic

>>30009281
>>30009129
You sound like a really good friend. Would have coffe with you/10

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>>30010438
Better than expected, I'll take it gladly.

>>30009396
Thank you, Anon.