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What if Rarity is secretly a total slut?
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>>30039624
>secretly
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>secretly
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>>30039624
She isn't a slut, FUCK off you absolute CRETIN
That goes for all of you faggot fucks with your shitty meme arrows and smug attitudes. GET OUT
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Homosexuality is not canon
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>>30039548
I guess that means you can't go to Equestria then OP.
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>>30039548
DELET
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>>30039548
EVERYBODY LOVES
Applejack has caught you jacking off to pics of her.
How do you get out of this?
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>>30039399
keep jacking off
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>>30039399
Realistically, I don't know. CAN you get out of this? Or are you cursed to forever be stuck with this awkwardness between you? Will she talk to you again? Will she ever look at you again?
It's one thing to walk in on someone masturbating, but it's another to see them masturbating to YOU. And while we find that hot...she finds it embarassing. Unless she wants to have sex with you. And even then your chances then lower.
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>>30039399
Ask her to sit on Daddy's "Captain's Log".
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Friendship used to make me so queasy queasy
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>>30039371
The songs have become utter shit since Faust left.
The last good song was At The Gala. Let us cherish it.
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>>30039371
LET'S ALL WORK TOGETHEERRRRR
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>>30039371
STARLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
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Only canon parents in the show.
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>>30039280
What fresh autism is this? Is the old "Only S1 is canon" meme coming back?
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Only canon love interest in the show.
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>>30039280
>Cutie Mark Chronicles
>canon
LMAO
Get a load of this hascuck, everyone
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Sup /mlp/
I'm getting surgery on my hand tomorrow morning,never had surgery before and I'm nervous as fuck,could we get a comic thread going?
I need to take my mind off this shit.
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Hold tight, OP. It's gonna be alright.
I've been through lots of surgeriesnever as a patient though
What happened to your hand?
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She's had a hard life.
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Judging by timeline and that it's more teenage AJ in that ep. Seems Derpy tried to have an operation to reverse it and it failed, then just resigning herself to be a mailmare for Ponyville.
Dammit now I really want to hug Derpy.
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>>30035268
I want to fuck that filly Spitfire
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>>30035268
>that filly spitfire
Holy fuck is she cute.
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Princess Celestia Thread 2017-05-07 05:00:12 Post No.30032625
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It's Sun-day: let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance.
Has Celestia had any other pupils aside from Twilight? How do you think she feels mentoring many different ponies across time?
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>thumbnail
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>>30032625
>other pupils
Well, outliving everyone seems like it would either result in a total breakdown or a cavalier acceptance. Seems like she's just gotten used to it, though there's probably a lot of sad memories bottled up inside. There could be a lot of good stories out of that, though no way the show would ever bring up something that dark, regardless of writer.
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>Has Celestia had any other pupils aside from Twilight?
Shimmer was her pupil, unless EQG isn't canon. Considering how long Celestia's been around, I'm willing to bet she's had many pupils.
>How do you think she feels mentoring many different ponies across time?
She probably loves to share her knowledge and watch her pupil learn and grow, but the thought of outliving them has got to put a damper on the experience.
Hey you horsefuckers. Looks like somebody got impatient and deleted the thread before we had the chance to finish it. Either way, we were almost finished with the next paragraph. Let's see if we can get to it.
2, 3 and dubs choose a number.
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So are you going to continue a story you made or are you starting a new one?
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my post number
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>>30030117
I'll be continuing the story where it was left off before some faggot deleted it. You're going on a date with Glimmer, remember?
How long have I been sleeping?
It feels like years... Wait... no... It can't be.
Her, I know her... Who is she? Am I dozing off...? I am...
What's happening?
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I can't believe she did this, out of all ponies, my best friend!
"What is this bullshit!?"
>???:"I'm sorry miss. But your little scam is busted."
"My scam!? I found this! It's my discovery! That bitch stole it from me!"
>???2:"Come on, you're lucky I'm not pressing charges against you for this, just accept your pathetic attempt failed."
"Are... Are you kidding me!? Those are my papers! It's MY discovery!"
>???:"First of, clearly, those papers were written by her. Second of, I doubt you out of all ponies could've even made such a discovery."
She pointed to my forehead.
>???:"One of the most major discoveries about magic in the scientific community made by an earth pony? I'm sorry but we're ridding you out of the academy."
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"This won't go down so easily! I'll appeal! I won't give this up!"
They all think they're so clever, so superior, I won't lose this! I won't!
>???2:"It's over, Coral."
Coral...
CORAL!
>"CORAL!"
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DELTA P - a CYOA
It is recommended to read the story from the ground up as some previous elements will be necessary for the rest of the quest.
It can be found here: https://www.anonpone.com/deltap
-Brief summary-
>Your name is Coral Currents, you're a specialist diver sent on a mission to investigate on a submarine your employers lost contact of.
>Shortly before arriving to the last point of contact of said submarine, your own submarine was assaulted by an unknown entity and broke in half, stranding you at the bottom of the ocean.
>It seems you'll have difficulties completing that mission now, a new one dawns to you, survive.
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Howdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
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>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
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Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.
If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
Thread 195! And a certain someone might not make it out alive!
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Broken Hearts (CYOA) Thread #3 2017-04-26 12:59:54 Post No.29951618
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Broken Hearts (CYOA) Thread #3
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"Oh, u-uh, hello, Sweetie Belle." ,you say, barely containing your nervousness. "My name is Cuddle bug, and, uh, I don't think I have any friends."
"Well, that can't be right." ,Sweetie says. "Everypony has at least one friend."
"Well, I don't really have any, cause... well, I don't really know why, but I-"
"Well, I'll be your friend." ,Sweetie says excitedly, getting up from her seat to walk towards you, giving you a big hug once she reaches you. "So now you have at least one!"
"O-Oh." ,you stutter, unsure of how that went by so quickly. You guess you have a friend now, which is nice, even if you don't know much about her. "Thanks, Sweetie."
"No need to thank me for being your friend." ,she says. "So, who brought you here, Cuddle? Do you mind if I call you Cuddle?"
"Oh, no I don't really mind, I guess." ,you say. You aren't actually sure if you mind yet. Maybe you'll get used to her calling you that. "Oh and, Ava brought me here. I'm , uh, kind of her daughter. Coco said that Miss Rarity brought you along today. Are you, maybe, her daughter?"
"Oh, pffft. No, I'm not her daughter, I'm her little sister." ,Sweetie Belle says, stifling her laughter. "She would absolutely die if she heard you say that."
As Sweetie's laughter dies down, you find that she's staring at your flank. You glance at it, wondering what you might have on it that's so interesting.
"Say, Cuddle?" ,Sweetie asks. "Are you a, uh..., well what I mean to ask is, do you not have your cutie mark?"
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>>29951618
Immediately feel self-conscious and inferior.
Oh. N-no. I'm not really... Good at anything.
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>>29951650
This.
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>>29951618
Oh, uh... I guess I don't.
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I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash's mom.
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>>30040168
can't argue with that
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I don't want to cum inside Rainbow Dash's mom. I want to cum on her feet.
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>>30040392
>feet
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Am i the only one who felt bad when RD blamed her parents and they still tried to support her while started to cry?
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>>30040011
Am I the only one who feels disgusted by these fake fucking scenes full of melodrama garbage unfitting for a little girls cartoon and unfitting even a toy commercial?
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>>30040032
Yes fuck off retard
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She didn't do nothing wrong but she wasn't completely in the wrong either. The parents needed that.
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Zany wacky self inserts 2017-05-08 01:40:49 Post No.30039691
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What is going on here...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6eYa3qDwV4
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>>30039691
Why the fuck do you keep making these threads?
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>>30039691
A thread died so you could post this shit.
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>>30039748
Do the 69 and suck each other's dicks, faggots.