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Let's make a story

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Hey you horsefuckers. Looks like somebody got impatient and deleted the thread before we had the chance to finish it. Either way, we were almost finished with the next paragraph. Let's see if we can get to it.

2, 3 and dubs choose a number.
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So are you going to continue a story you made or are you starting a new one?
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>>30030051
my post number
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>>30030117
I'll be continuing the story where it was left off before some faggot deleted it. You're going on a date with Glimmer, remember?
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>>30030051
39916800
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>>30030203
How specific.
Nearly done. Two more needed. Now we need a music genre. (e.g. Classic Rock, Pop, etc…) 1 and dubs choose.
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>>30030235
Back street boys is its own music genre tbqh.
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>>30030235
Music in the vein of the Red Army Choir
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>>30030235
Shrek-related
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>>30030235
Vaporwave.
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>>30030235
Reggae
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>>30030235
Prog Rock
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>>30030235
Trap music
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>>30030235
Elevator music
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>>30030235
Muppet-like
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>>30030235
Jizz
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>>30030235
Opera music
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>>30030388
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz
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>>30030388
Once again we are given a word that does not work in this context but unfortunately, the dubs command me.

Now give me a song. Please feel free to give a link to it in the thread. 6, 9 and dubs
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>>30030496
Oh shit, nevermind, pardon my ignorance
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>>30030529
>6, 9
For this, I will choose the sixth song from the ninth-last album I listened to.
Stubb (A Dub) by Mr. Bungle
https://youtu.be/-RBSrUtX0bA
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>>30030529
Hip to Be Square
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>>30030720
Seconding this
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>>30030529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G903AibHYtM&list=FLwhBP7lsTaB3hdepQVX_mTQ&index=1

Magic Fingers

^:D
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>>30030529
Yoko Ono - Star Spangled Banner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9tqHLmPDUk
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>>30030816
As the two walked, Glimmer was foalishly questioning what Anon had been planning to which he kept prickly throughout, leaving it a secret. It was once they had made their destination that she dived for joy. The doors flew open and they entered to Glimmer's delight. The restaurant seemed to be "An old icebreaker ship lost near North Pole" themed giving the area a nice fertile atmosphere. The restaurant was nearly packed, serving what must have been 39,916,800 of other distinguished ponies. Their chatter could only be heard between the intermissions of the band that played on stage. Currently, they were playing a jizz ensemble of Yoko Ono - Star Spangled Banner. Truly, this was the hot spot of the town.

Looks like anon took Gimmer to a pretty snazzy place thanks to you fellas. Let's keep going. Next I need a region (e.g. Mexico, Scotland, etc…)
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>>30030941
Numbers?
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>>30030941
Poland
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>>30030973
Shit sorry, 4, 2 and dubs
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>>30030941
Rolling for one of the last two digits of your post
Jerusalem
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>>30031006
Cucklandia
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>>30031006
Zimbabwe
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>>30031006
Area 51
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>>30031011
You are a god now give me a random exclamation. This could be as simple as 'Wow!' or 'Holy tits!' but you guys do what you like. 5 and dubs
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>>30031093
Nein!
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>>30031093
Zoinks!
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>>30031093
wubba lubba dub dub
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>>30031133
Nein it is. Now give me a gesture. (e.g. shrugging, thumbs up, etc…) 9, 3 and dubs
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>>30031209
finger guns
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>>30031222
Trips demands finger pistols. 4, 6 and dubs choose an action verb
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>>30031276
I vote >rape
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>>30031286
I hope you're proud of yourself. 7, 8 and dubs give me a body part
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>>30031350
Ear canal
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>>30031350
Tonsils
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>>30031350
butt
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nose
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>>30031350
Ass
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>>30031350
Scrotum
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>>30031350

Hind-quarters
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>>30031350
Mouth
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>>30031350
Retina
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>>30031350
Pancreas
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>>30031468
nice
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>>30031468
Well done. Here is your prize
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The two are immediately escorted by a stallion with a thick Jerusalem accent to a booth near the front of the stage. He then delivers each of them their own respective menus and departs. "Nein, Anon!" Glimmer shouts. "How did you know I've always wanted to eat here?" He replies with a subtle finger gun to which she giggles in return. "Regardless, I can't thank you enough! Ted Cruz would've never brought me to a place like this…" Anon knew she would've brought him up at some point. Even with how long it has been, Ted Cruz was still very much on her mind. Although he failed to comprehend how someone can rape their lover in the pancreas and get away with it, Anon is happy that they don't have to deal with that monster anymore. To displace the awkwardness, Anon coyly tells them not to thank them yet, as they haven't even tasted the food yet to which Glimmer gives a soft chuckle.

We are midway through our story, I hope you all enjoy t so far. Next we need an adjective 0, 2 and dubs decide
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>>30031498
holy shit my sides

spunky
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>>30031498
>stallion with a thick Jerusalem
Waluigi's shack is run by the jews!

And holy shit, Ted Cruz is still in it.
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>>30031512
Well done. Now I need a food. 4 and dubs
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>>30031551
Semen Sandwich
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>>30031551
dicks
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>>30031551
Anon's cock
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>>30031551
Fillie pie
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>>30031551
McChicken
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>>30031551
Steak
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>>30031551
My leg
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>>30031551
"a steak marinated for so long it has turned into more of a stew, really"
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>>30031551
Laxatives
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>>30031604
WINRAR
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>>30031604
Interesting food choice. Now I need another adjective 7, 3 and dubs
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>>30031639
metallic
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>>30031639
moist, but not really moist, just moderately moist
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>>30031639
al dente
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>>30031639
LEWD

has to be capitalized
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>>30031639
voluptuous
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>>30031639
bloody
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>>30031639
slushy
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>>30031707
Well done now choose another food 1, 2 and dubs
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Dick shaped flan
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>>30031808
Turducken
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>>30031808
Beef jerky
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>>30031831
Sounds delicious. Now give me a body part. 9 and dubs
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>>30031899
>9 or dubs
>gets 99
How about a hand
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>>30031908
Marecock
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>>30031899
The tongue
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>>30031899
Ear
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>>30031925
Rerolling for this
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>>30031925
And again
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>>30031925
One more time
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>>30031899
Ass-cheeks
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>>30032009
Well done now another body part
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>>30032052
stallion ass
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>>30032052
Keep forgetting the numbers like a moron. 5 and dubs
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>>30032171
pinky finger
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>>30032052
>>30032171
Esophagus
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>>30032171
Another marecock
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>>30032171
Vagina
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>>30032171
Marecock again
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>>30032171
Pancreas
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>>30032171
dragon dick
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>>30032222
Nice
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>>30032222
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>>30032222
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>>30032222
Please excuse my absence, I was brought back to life by the quads. Let's finish this paragraph and then I will retire for the night. 1, 2 and dubs pick an occupation
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>>30032918
burger flipper at mcdick's
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>>30032918
Professional Horse Fucker.
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>>30032918
Fluttershy's on-hand cuck
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>>30032932
Great now we need another body part. 4, 6 and dubs
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>>30033024
Lymph Node near the Right Thigh
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>>30033024
Pancreas
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>>30033034
This thread has a strange obsession for the pancreas. Next we need a type of jewelry. (e.g. Necklace, ring, etc…) 7 and dubs
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>>30033106
pearl necklace
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>>30033106
gold watch
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>>30033106
ring of favor and protection
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>>30033266
Fancy. Last one for the night. 0, 1 and dubs give me a type of stone. It could be something along the lines of a topaz or Pearl or something else that you can think of that still fits the description.
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>>30033305
kidney stone
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>>30033350
We have a winner. Here is your prize
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The two then browse their selections throughly. You are torn between the spunky laxatives or the slushy turducken. Starlight recognized Anon discomfort as she places her marecock on Anon's dragondick and whispers "Don't worry, we can share it." The waiter returns and the two relay their order. The waiter swiftly writes them down, takes the menus and scurries off, allowing the friendly couple to enjoy each other's company. A lot has changed for Starlight since they left Ted Cruz: she got a new job as a burger flipper at mcdick's, she had been working out their pancreas, and she finally got back in touch with Anon of course. Hearing her say that made Anon's face flush red. Anon then pulls out a small velvet box and asks her to open it. Starlight gives him a surprised glance before opening the case. It's a gold watch adorned with kidney stones. They are absolutely flabbergasted, sputtering out 'thank you's and 'I don't deserve this!'s in an adorably skittish manner. They fumble as they put the new garment on them. They love it!

Tommorow will lead up to the thrilling conclusion of our story. Keep the thread alive until then. Ta ta and good night.
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>>30033380
>she places her marecock on Anon's dragon dick

Kek
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>>30033380
>she places her marecock on Anon's dragondick
>gold watch adorned with kidney stones
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>>30033380
Great job faggot, we fuck up. Also haha
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>page 8

Nope

>A lot has changed for Starlight since they left Ted Cruz

He likes farmers more anyway
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morning bump
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Good afternoon, just made it in time to finish up out last few paragraphs to our story. 7, 2 and dubs give me an adjective
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>>30036838
Incestuous
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>>30036838
Crisp
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>>30036838
Relatable
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>>30036838
moist
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>>30036838
THICC
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>>30036838
aromatic
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>>30037527
Well done, I need another adjective, 4, 8 and dubs
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>>30037951
Dubious
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>>30038278
(Fuck, missed the dubs. Still got it though)
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>>30038285
Good for you. Next we need another exclamation. 6 and dubs
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>>30038773
Yabba Dabba Doo!
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>>30038773
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>30038773
Nani the fuck?!
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>>30038773
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>>30038773
cowabunga!
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>>30039633
Nicely done. Now 1, 4 and dubs give me a verb
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>>30038773
Amerikahito o korosu ni wa
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>>30038773
Vietnamese
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>>30039662
Swing
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>>30039662
bulldoze
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>>30039662
caresses
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>>30039662
Lifted
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>>30039722
Great, now give me a song, 7 and dubs. Again, feel free to link it
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>>30039762
the My Little Pony intro theme song
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>>30039762
i see yellow flowers on green grass
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>>30039762
Again, i see yellow flowers on green grass
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>>30039889
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>>30039900
Nice double dubs, please feel free to post the song on the thread. Next we need a body part 9, 3 and dubs
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>>30039944
Esophagus
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>>30039944
the criminal from detective conan
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>>30039944
optic nerve
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>>30039944
PANCREAS.

Also nice dub dubs.
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>>30039999
>the criminal from detective conan
What the fuck man
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>>30039999
>not a body part
>the criminal
>implying only one
How could you mess up so badly?
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>>30040016
He got QUADS! so... i don't know about this.
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>>30039999
Impressive, but confusing.
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>>30039999
How does one handle this?
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>>30039999
For someone who got quads, I am severely disappointed. Unfortunately, due to the fact that what you have discribed is indeed NOT a body part, I will be forced to disregard your quads. It makes me sick to do so but rules are rules. Continue with your rolls
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>>30039944
crotch tits
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>>30040080
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>>30040075
Knees
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>>30040088
Now you see, these are some double dubs I can get behind. Now give me a dance move. (e.g. Macarena, the Cha Cha Slide, etc…) 5, 1 and dubs
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>>30040130
reverse cowgirl
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>>30040130
The moonwalk
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>>30040130
the worm
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>>30040191
Well done. Now I need another dance move. 2, 8 and dubs
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>>30040285
the awkward shuffle
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Charleston
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>>30040285
Electric Slide
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The Running Man
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>>30040285
The worm again
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>>30040466
Nice. Last one. Give me an activity: picking flowers, playing soccer, fucking incessantly, that kind of shit. 9 and dubs
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>>30040514
shitposting
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>>30040514
Procrastinating
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>>30040514
cucking Ted Cruz
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>>30040596
seconding
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>>30040514
thumb wrestling
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picking apples
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installing Gentoo
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>>30040514
establishing foreign dictatorships to gain control over oil
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>>30040514
Invading Normandy
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>>30040729
Interesting. Here is your prize!
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Stomachs growl as their food hits the table. The aromatic aroma was enough to put an end to their interactions and begin gouging themselves. It felt like only seconds had past until their bellies had filled. Before they knew it, the two we slouching into their seats casually after their meal. Glimmer then looks down at her dubious hooves and blushes with embarrassment. "Cowabunga! I'll be right back, I'm going to go wash up." And then she's gone in a flash. As Anon sits alone in his booth, he sparks an idea. He gets out of his seat and lifted towards the band on stage. Starlight returns just in time to see Anon finishing up what appeared to be a conversation between him and the band. Anon meets back at the table with a very confused Starlight, a smug grin plastered on his face. "What was all that about?" She asks. Before he can answer, the band begins to play "I See Yellow Flowers on Green Grass", Starlight's favorite song. She gasps, tears welling in her eyes with pure joy. Anon, being as smooth as possible, outstretches his crotchtits to her, offering them a dance. She happily obliges as he leads her to the dance floor. It was then Anon pulled out all the stops: from the worm to the running man, he was an unstoppable dancing machine! Starlight, smitten by his dancing prowess, drapes her hooves over his neck and whispers sensually into his ear. "I want this night to last forever, how about you and I invade Normandy?"

This will be our last paragraph of the night ladies and gentlemen. Let's finish this bitch. 6, 5 and dubs give me a food.
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>>30040761
>how about you and I invade Normandy?
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>>30040761
>Anon, being as smooth as possible, outstretches his crotchtits to her, offering them a dance.
>"I want this night to last forever, how about you and I invade Normandy?"
KEK

Rolling for Reese's Puffs Cereal
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>>30040761
Kielbasa
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>>30040785
Sounds delicious now give me an adjective 2, 3 and dubs
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>>30040818
Silky
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>>30040818
savory
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>>30040818
greasy
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>>30040843
Great now give me an article of clothing/ attire
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>>30040863
numbers my man?
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>>30040863
Codpiece
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>>30040874
>>30040900
Doesn't matter, dubs allways win. Now give me a liquid (e.g. Orange juice, piss, etc…) 0, 1 and dubs
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>>30040932
Hawaiian Punch
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>>30040932
Sunny D
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>>30040971
What a fantastic choice. Now 2, 4 and dubs give me a drug
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>>30040981
ecstasy
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>>30040981
Ketamine
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>>30040981
Xanax
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>>30040981
Opium
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>>30041044
What a good drug now give me a verb 3, 7 and dubs
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>>30041071
Vomited
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>>30041071
Swinging
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>>30041071
Penetrate
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>>30041071
suicide bombed
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>>30041071
Annihilate
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>>30041177
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>>30041177
>>30041188
These double dubs are getting me excited. Now I need another verb 1, and dubs
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>>30041207
Exploded
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>>30041207
colonize
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>>30041207
Swim
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>>30041207
Stroke
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>>30041207
slurp
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>>30041207
Consume
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>>30041207
Stabbed
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>>30041281
Well done, now insult me! Or rather, give me an insult. 3 and dubs
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>>30041369
You one-eyed, two-timing, grasshopping, potato-peeler twinkle dick!
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>>30041369
You may be more attractive than me, but at least I'm double jointed!
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>>30041369
You Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle, Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Scooner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh, Vile-Stoochie, Cally-Breek-Tattie?
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>>30041369
You cum-guzzling hasdrone
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>>30041369
A fucking Leaf
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>>30041369
You lost, Ted
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>>30041369
You moose-fucking, overly-apologizing, leaf-blowing, Trudeau-voting, syrup-slurping snownigger
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>>30041369
You smell worse than a dragon and your intelligence is lower than a yak. Your mane sucks, too.
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>>30041369
You're a bigger whore than Rarity.
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>>30041623
Surprisingly clean. We have three more to go. Give me a body part. 7, 4 and dubs
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>>30041671
Esophagus
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>>30041671
Kidney
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>>30041671
Spine
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>>30041671
Left toe
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>>30041671
earlobe
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>>30041671
pancreas
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>>30041766
Great now give me another verb. 8, 0 and dubs
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>>30041863
Drive
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>>30041863
taste
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>>30041863
Fellated
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>>30041863
bullied
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>>30041863
bloat
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>>30041863
Booped
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>>30041863
suplex
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>>30041922
Okay guys here your last shot. 1 and dubs. Give me a sentence.

It can be random garbage or it can be a quote. It can be badass or it can be retarded and cringeworthy. Regardless, give it your best shot
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>>30041964
Tha-tha-that's all, folks!
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>>30041964
Note: Glimmer died on the way back to her home village.
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>>30041964
There's nothing quite like having a cold glass of orange juice after brushing my teeth.
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>>30041964
Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.
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>>30041964
This content is not yet rated.
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>>30041964
And that's how I met your mother.
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>>30041964
Now you can continue too build Anon's legend through further gameplay and downloadable content.
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>>30042021
Kek
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>>30042021
Congratulations everyone! Let's recap our story before finishing up here

Anon and his Waifu

This was it. Today was the day. After working as a Manchild for the last couple of weeks, he was finally going to do it. That pony has finally gotten Ted Cruz out of their life and it was time for Anon to take his place. It was time to finally take Starlight Glimmer out and show her what a real man can do. Being the only human in Equestria was a real drag but once Anon met Glimmer, life was never the same. The two had a lot in common: they both loved masturbating, she laughed at all of his Outback Steakhouse jokes, and she taught Anon a lot about living a normal life in this strange world. If it weren't for Starlight Glimmer, Anon would have probably been shot by Mike Vogel. It's easy to say that Anon owes a lot to her and it was finally time for him to repay them.
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>>30042052
With the money he had saved, Anon was able to get reservations at a smooth restaurant called Waluigi's Taco Stand which had been well known for their delicious food and live musical performances. It was perfect! Anon dressed himself in his fanciest pink fedora and made his way over to Starlight Glimmer's house. He rapt at her door and waited. The door flew open and Anon's eye widened. Anon had requested them to look their best and they did not disappoint. Glimmer was wearing an inflatable tennis shoes in a beautiful shade of Lime Green. They were absolutely stunning. Anon smiled and took them by the small intestine, escorting her to the restaurant.

As the two walked, Glimmer was foalishly questioning what Anon had been planning to which he kept prickly throughout, leaving it a secret. It was once they had made their destination that she dived for joy. The doors flew open and they entered to Glimmer's delight. The restaurant seemed to be "An old icebreaker ship lost near North Pole" themed giving the area a nice fertile atmosphere. The restaurant was nearly packed, serving what must have been 39,916,800 of other distinguished ponies. Their chatter could only be heard between the intermissions of the band that played on stage. Currently, they were playing a jizz ensemble of Yoko Ono - Star Spangled Banner. Truly, this was the hot spot of the town.
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The two are immediately escorted by a stallion with a thick Jerusalem accent to a booth near the front of the stage. He then delivers each of them their own respective menus and departs. "Nein, Anon!" Glimmer shouts. "How did you know I've always wanted to eat here?" He replies with a subtle finger gun to which she giggles in return. "Regardless, I can't thank you enough! Ted Cruz would've never brought me to a place like this…" Anon knew she would've brought him up at some point. Even with how long it has been, Ted Cruz was still very much on her mind. Although he failed to comprehend how someone can rape their lover in the pancreas and get away with it, Anon is happy that they don't have to deal with that monster anymore. To displace the awkwardness, Anon coyly tells them not to thank them yet, as they haven't even tasted the food yet to which Glimmer gives a soft chuckle.
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>>30042085
The two then browse their selections throughly. You are torn between the spunky laxatives or the slushy turducken. Starlight recognized Anon discomfort as she places her marecock on Anon's dragondick and whispers "Don't worry, we can share it." The waiter returns and the two relay their order. The waiter swiftly writes them down, takes the menus and scurries off, allowing the friendly couple to enjoy each other's company. A lot has changed for Starlight since they left Ted Cruz: she got a new job as a burger flipper at mcdick's, she had been working out their pancreas, and she finally got back in touch with Anon of course. Hearing her say that made Anon's face flush red. Anon then pulls out a small velvet box and asks her to open it. Starlight gives him a surprised glance before opening the case. It's a gold watch adorned with kidney stones. They are absolutely flabbergasted, sputtering out 'thank you's and 'I don't deserve this!'s in an adorably skittish manner. They fumble as they put the new garment on them. They love it!
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>>30042093
Stomachs growl as their food hits the table. The aromatic aroma was enough to put an end to their interactions and begin gouging themselves. It felt like only seconds had past until their bellies had filled. Before they knew it, the two we slouching into their seats casually after their meal. Glimmer then looks down at her dubious hooves and blushes with embarrassment. "Cowabunga! I'll be right back, I'm going to go wash up." And then she's gone in a flash. As Anon sits alone in his booth, he sparks an idea. He gets out of his seat and lifted towards the band on stage. Starlight returns just in time to see Anon finishing up what appeared to be a conversation between him and the band. Anon meets back at the table with a very confused Starlight, a smug grin plastered on his face. "What was all that about?" She asks. Before he can answer, the band begins to play "I See Yellow Flowers on Green Grass", Starlight's favorite song. She gasps, tears welling in her eyes with pure joy. Anon, being as smooth as possible, outstretches his crotchtits to her, offering them a dance. She happily obliges as he leads her to the dance floor. It was then Anon pulled out all the stops: from the worm to the running man, he was an unstoppable dancing machine! Starlight, smitten by his dancing prowess, drapes her hooves over his neck and whispers sensually into his ear. "I want this night to last forever, how about you and I invade Normandy?"
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>>30042057
>Took her by the small intestine
>Plush lyra intesifies
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Before Anon can announce his definitive 'yes', a loud disturbance occurs by the entrance of the restaurant. Ponies shriek in disgust as their Kielbasa is knocked to the floor by greasy fingers, silverware and smashed dinner plates following suit. The music stops for the dramatic reveal of the disgusting man that stood before them. It was none other than Ted Cruz, looking his absolute worst, wearing only a codpiece covered in Sunny D. "Ted Cruz, is that you?" Glimmer starts.

"Starlight!" Ted Cruz garbles incoherently. "I've come back to reclaim you as mine!"

"Are you on Opium again?" She rightfully accuses. "Listen Ted Cruz, I already told you, we are done!"

"Aw come on, Starlight, I know you can't resist any of this!" He then begins to annihilate pathetically which only proves to make Starlight gag.

"Ted, I'm happy now! Anon makes me happy! Why can't you accept that?"

"Because you belong to me, bitch!" Ted Cruz then starts stabbing towards her.

"Don't you dare come anywhere near me, You smell worse than a dragon and your intelligence is lower than a yak. Your mane sucks, too!" She screams in desperation. Just before he can make contact, Anon grabs Ted Cruz by the earlobe and suplexes him until he squeals. As Anon let's go, he pulls out a glorious one-liner.

"Now you can continue too build Anon's legend through further gameplay and downloadable content."

"Oh Anon!" Starlight Glimmer throws herself into Anon's arms and kisses him on the cheek. "Let's get out of here!" And Anon carries his new Waifu out of the restaurant and the two lived happily ever after. The End
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Thank you all for joining the ride. It was super fun. If you guys also feel you enjoyed it, please feel free to tell me and I'd be happy to make more. Feel free to give me some themes you'd like me to make templates for. Critism is also appreciated. Good night for now!
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>>30042119
It was fun and I'd be glad to see more in the future.
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>>30042119
I rate it DLC/10
I want more
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>>30042119
Thanks for the story. I'd love to see more of these.
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>>30042111
>As Anon let's go, he pulls out a glorious one-liner.
>"Now you can continue too build Anon's legend through further gameplay and downloadable content."
Alpha as fuck
>>30042119
This was some good shit. Great keks all around.
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>>30042119
Fucking amazing. In my autistic mind, it was well the late night hours.
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>>30042119
Good stuff mate, let's do it again sometime later.
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