I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>30047508
I want to go inside her crustshed
>>30047508
I want to dash inside Rainbow Cum
I want to roll around in a puddle of horse shit with applejack
What is this from?
>>30047493
https://www.anonpone.com/maid/fanart
>>30047591
danke
>>30047493
Here is a free pony kiss just for you.
>>30047438
How'd they figure out the door to my shed?
>"I think he's homesick. He's just been sitting there, staring off into space. I've tried to talk to him, but he just says I don't understand him. Then he makes rude and anatomically impossible suggestions."
>"Hmmm, a tough one, eh?"
>"I thought if anyone could snap him out of him, you could, so if you could give it a try?"
>She giggles cheerfully.
>"Leave everything to me, Twilight!"
>You are Anon, and fuck this place.
>You were certain that if you jumped into that interdimensional portal thingie at the Science Fair, nothing would happen.
>The Universe has a sick sense of humor.
>The crazy thing worked, and now you're stuck in this rural hellhole.
>There's no internet, there's no nightlife, and there's no other people around.
>Just these miniature, candy-colored, talking donkeys.
>And a baby dragon, apparently.
>Okay, they were very friendly and they provided for you, but you miss your old life terribly, and in lieu of a huge bender (cider just doesn't cut the mustard) you'd gone off to have a sulk.
>Going on nearly a week now.
>Fuck this place.
>Suddenly Pinkie Pie.
>"Watcha doin'?"
"Zip. Zilch. Diddly. Bupkus. Nada. Fuck-all."
>"Sounds boring. Let's go do something!"
"I'm too tired to do anything. No wait, I'm too depressed to be tired."
>She moves closer to you. "I know a cure for all of that!"
"Just leave me alone."
>She steps closer to you once more, invading your personal space.
>"Final warning Nonny, if you don't stop being such a stick-in-the-mud-"
"Go fuck yourself."
>And with that, Pinkie Pie leans in and presses her soft, fuzzy lips against your cheek, and plants a big wet smacker there.
>You, good sir, are frankly shocked.
"What the hell was that?!!"
>She giggles.
>"It was a kiss, Nonny!" She bats her eyelids coquettishly at you. "Don't tell me you've never been kissed before?"
>By way of emphasizing her point, she leans in and does it again.
"Of course I have! Cut it out!"
>This provokes a third kiss as she invades your personal space further still.
>You could swear there was some tongue in that last one, as you start to get up.
"Alright, I'm outta here."
>Pinkie pie hooks both of her forelegs over your shoulders.
>"Nope! You had your chance!"
>You can't stand up now, and she plants another wet kiss on your lips this time.
"Bleah! Pony germs! I've been poisoned!"
>Pinkie has the advantage now and she presses it, shifting her weight and bearing you down to the ground beneath her.
>"You want to be a stick-in-the-mud? Well, sticks get licks!"
>This time she sticks out her tongue and licks your cheek.
"GROSS!"
>You squirm, but she uses her body weight to keep you pinned to the ground and licks your other cheek.
"PINKIE, STAHP!"
>Another lick right across your face forces you to clamp your lips shut, for fear of Pinkie Pie taking additional liberties with you.
>You flail trying to get away.
>"Say 'uncle'!"
"What?"
>She licks your face again.
>"Say 'uncle'!"
>You struggle defiantly.
"Fuck off!"
>Just as you had feared, she takes advantage of your open mouth this time, and her soft, wet tongue invades, chasing yours around for what seems like an eternity.
>She finally withdraws, leaving you covered in pony slobber and gasping for breath.
>"Say it!"
>She sticks her tongue out again, just to make the point.
"ALRIGHT! UNCLE!"
>"You want to do something else now or do you want more?"
"UNCLE! Anything, just KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY!"
>"Okay!" she sing-songs cheerfully and gets off of you, extending a fore hoof to help you to your feet.
>You stand, wiping off your face as best you can.
>"C'mon! Let's go to Sugarcube Corner and get a snack!"
>You seriously consider telling her to get stuffed, but she makes a kissy face at you and you relent.
"Fine. Let's go."
>"Okee-dokee-lokee!"
>Pinkie Pie starts hopping towards Ponyville's pastry shop with you in tow, passing a furiously blushing purple alicorn along the way.
>"Like I said, just leave everything to me!"
>"S-s-sure, Pinkie." Twilight Sparkle stammers.
>"There's that green text I was looking for"
>"I can't believe it's been 50 years since I last read this"
>"I wonder if those faggots on /mlp/ saved all their pony porn and green text stories before the show was cancelled and the board axed"
>"I-I wonder how many are still around"
One day this will be true
>>30047290
Do it faggot. You won't.
>>30047230
And yet, imagine how good it will feel on that day far in the future when you manage to stumble upon another old, familiar horsefucker and share fond memories whilst calling each other faggots.
These are the things that life is made of, OP.
>>30047230
I will do my absolute best to save everything I can from these days. Shame I won't be able to tell my grandchildren about it because I probably won't have any.
good night /mlp/
>>30046944
Kill yourself, faggot
>>30046944
>>30046944
Die you fucking loser.
Since it is now Summer, Scootaloo has declared she isn't going to take a bath or change her underwear until school is back in the Fall.
How do you convince her this is gross and make her take a bath?
>>30046892
Well if all else fails you could send her to the cuckshed for the whole summer.
>>30046892
I shoot her?
>>30046892
Slap her, then hose her down with ice water everyday until she stop being a retard.
What upcoming episodes are you worried about?
>>30046835
All of them.
Applejack's parents.
A Royal Problem
It has the best chance of driving me away for good, even if Parental Glideance was a stroke of lighting.
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>>30046758
Calling for sheets for the 2nd session of SoulQuest, starting soon
>>30046764
https://pastebin.com/KC5JPUYC
PREPARE FOR ACTION
>>30046764
https://pastebin.com/VZEJvkbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT02-Lzg-CA
Kiss your best princess, /mlp/
*kisses*
>>30046753
I would but she's facing the wrong way
>>30046753
>princess
>posts wingless Twilight
Ruined. Start again.
Hey any of you chuckle fucks going to Everfree this weekend?
If so any plans for a /mlp/ meet up?
>>30046643
rljcndcklb cskxbk cpis pssjssk
>>30046643
>meet up
I'd rather not "meet up" with any of you chuckle fucks in public. You don't take the prostitute home to meet your wife and kids.
>>30046643
Yeah I'm going.
>any plans to meetup?
fuck man I don't know last time I went I met up with a few dudes and I got really drunk/high and stumbled around the game room playing rock band and ssbb
1. Twilicorn. Yeah yeah, another Twilicorn rant. I watched a cartoon called Jimmy Two-Shoes and one of my favorite characters is Heloise. What does this have to do with My little pony? Rarity is voiced by Tabitha St. Germane and I was waiting for a character voiced by Cory Doran so I could compare them to Rarity even if no one else did. Eventually I decided to compare Rarity to Twilight instead since she's the main character, was the same race as Rarity, and has been called a goodie-four-shoes. In the season 2 finale when Twilights brother married a Mary Sue, I was wondering if Twilight was gonna be less like her friends and more like the royal family. But maybe I was being cynical. I mean what where they going to do? Turn Twilight into an alicorn? OH WAIT!
2. Rarity is the only member of the mane six who has never been seen tied up nor gagged (unless you don't count a fantasy sequence in MMMystery on the Friendship Express or when her mouth was removed in Magic Duel, or do count the times Rarity's been hoofgagged), despite being the only member who has been seen wearing lipstick (unless you count the Equestria Girls merchendice). I'm convinced fetishes are bad now so even if Rarity does get tied up or gagged, or if any other member wears lipstick, it will not be the same.
3. They keep comparing Rarity to Applejack and/or Vice versa.
4. Even when they do something right, they can't do anything right. The Cutie mark crusaders have their cutie marks except they're all similar which is more proof that
they keep comparing Rarity too Applejack. And like Naruto and Hinatas mutant offsprings, it can never be undone.
>>30046608
>Twilicorn
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Cuckshed.
The cuckshed meme has taught me something about memes and shitposting: if you force something hard enough it doesn't even matter if people actually do the right thing and ignore it. Eventually the sheer volume and frequency of the posting will create a self-fulfilling entity that cannot be ignored.
>>30046781
That's how forcing always worked. And when it's successful you can even say that you were onto it right from the start and liked it before it was popular.
How would Maud react if I kissed her on the cheek?
>>30046496
It would rock her world.
>>30046496
It would rock my cock
>>30046496
Why don't you ask her yourself? :^)
Would you let Luna /ss/ you?
>>30046495
But then I'd be too young to build her cuckshed. Unless she helps me build her own cuckshed.
>>30046495
Yes, especially if I get adopted so that I cant live with her. Especially if it means that Celestia gets to also be my Auntie and we get to do silly/lewd things when Luna's a bit too busy to watch
>You will never fill the void of having a son/daughter in the long lives of Canterlot's Diarchs
>>30046508
>too young to build mommy dearest a cuckshed
looks like you are the /cucked/ one here
oh look, this is another sunbutt and moonbutt thread
post sunbutt and moonbutt
>>30046232
This is gonna trigger a lot of people.
>>30046232
Trixie does look a lot like season 1 Luna.
You don't think...
Maybe...
>>30046232
shimmy's destiny isn't to be a princess, it is for her to go to the cuckshed
Hey /mlp/, i'm getting a tattoo tomorrow but i haven't decided what i want yet. I want something to represent my love for the show without giving obviously being mlp. If i can;t find good one ill just get some birbs.
>i'm getting a tattoo tomorrow but i haven't decided what i want yet.
>>30045807
I'm trying not to let this happen
Tattoos are degenerate but they're basically canon with cutie marks so get your favorite pony's