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>>25414135

>>25414137
It still amuses me how that artist singlehandedly made Maud and Trixie into a popular ship.

>>25412781
Sorry ;_;

>>25412781
"Twilight, for the last time, I don't know how the peanut butter got there."

>>25412781
*tips sherlock hat*

>>25410397

That OP is a faggot.

>>25410397
That I'm a massive faggot who sits at my computer all day.

>>25410397
>rape

>>25408902
>get an army of qts whenever I want
I don't see the problem.

>>25408902
I go find spike and beat the shit out of him with a stick.

>>25408902
Become a social justice warrior

>>25406605
I want some changeling honey.

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>>25406620

Who doesn't?

Sup /bug/.

Will hopefully have content this afternoon.

>>25406462
First

>>25406462
>Tripfags in Equestria

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http://pastebin.com/u/AutoPony

So, whenever I get stuck in a rut, I guess I need to post how unmotivated I am, because it seems like every time I do, I churn something out within the next several days.

Anyways...

>"Your Highness, a visitor seeks an audience with you."
>You sit upright in your throne, the boredom and lack of activity in the last hour nearly putting you to sleep.
"Thank you. Send them in."
>The guards on either side of the massive double doors pull them open, and a familiar face struts through.
"Anonymous? Guards, do you honestly not recognize who-"
>"It's fine Luna, I told them to be professional about it. I figured you were bored and needed some excitement."
>You stretch as Anonymous makes his way to you, your back popping loud enough to create an echo.
>Sliding over in your throne, Anon has just enough room to sit next to you, which he does.
"So what have you been up to this fine day?"
>He reaches up and scratches your ear, as you can't help but lean into his hand.
>"Not much really. Buried in the library."
"Again? Twilight Sparkle has really rubbed off on you. I suppose the next step is besting her longest reading binge."
>"I can't imagine how long that would be, as I've seen her spend a whole afternoon with her head buried in a book, not moving an inch. It's a little eerie, honestly."
>You chuckle, resting your weight against him as he leans back in the throne.
"From what I recall my sister telling me, Twilight once spent three days straight in the library."
>"As in, afternoons?"
"No, I mean seventy-two hours straight."
>"Wow."
"Yes. I don't know how she does it. Just sitting here for four hours has me feeling stiff."
>Anonymous turns his body, looking at the throne itself.
>"Obviously it's time to upgrade to a lazy boy recliner like mine."
>You can't help but giggle at the mental picture.
"I don't believe that could be even remotely considered professional and proper, Anon. However, it would be a welcome change."

furst.

>>25403581
Firsts the worst.

Seconds the best.

>>25403522
>I got you, senpai. You gettin' spoiled, son
>>25401560
>>25401507
Okay, so you said your anon was in Tennessee and named Brandon F
The other anon >>25401531 says his is Brandon Fireking of Tennessee
this can only mean there are two Brandon Fs in Tennessee who go to /mlp/.
I must panic now
Also, I think youre the same anon who i talked to before who said that this Brandon F was getting spoiled. You a based motherfucker, but I think we've confused ourselves.
What makes it even funnier is both the brandons in tennessee have Pinkie pie listed as well

Fuck, I forgot about the non-fiction books.

>>25403210
>non fiction
>in a thread about fanfictions

New threadly reminder that with just telekinesis a Unicorn could take down and kill an earth pony and an Pegasus at the same time.

>>25401661
Does your pillow count?

>>25401661
I don't have waifu

>>25401667
no

>Walking by your eye twitches a little as you nod to the employee, muttering out a ‘thank you’
>You’re pretty sure that it all had to do more with the fact that Hype is cursed and not the park itself, but after watching you and your friends almost die three times, once to a hoard of squirrels no less, you don’t really associate the park with anything amusing
>”That park was of much fun, really exciting. What did you of think?”
“It was… interesting”
>He seems to detect the hesitance in your voice
>”You did not of enjoy park?”
“Hype was almost eaten by squirrels Penacriss, SQUIRRELS”
>”Is not of big deal, he was just of too nutty!”
>”Hype doesn’t seemed amused at the statement
“Pen, did you not have a problem with all of the other things? Like the bumper car flipping?”
>”I was actually of impressed that ride lasted so long before breaking. In home country, car would have flipped after first hit”
>Well, you guess everything is relative
>The rest of the trip is made in relative silence, everybody a bit too wore out to really much anything more than walking home
>Eventually the click of your door sounds as you all pour into the hotel room, relieved to be home
>Class starts in a little over an hour

>>25401471
We should make sure we're ready to leave for our parent's after class. Probably make sure that bottle for our dad is locked up tight.

>>25401471
Idly wonder if being Hype's friend is adding to his bad luck or ours.

>>25398652
Is this a meme now?

>>25398802
it a prompt for some good green text....we need a wrightfag in here

>>25398802
Not for me. I'm lonely and want to insert myself in a fantasy world where I'm in HS and a group of cute colored girls approach me and offer me to be their friend while in reality, I was always bullied and alone during HS.

>>25390624
>After some preparations you left to the mall, to recover the magical crystal. On your way you met sister Candle, Solarist priest still residing in desacred temple. She was kind enough to warn you about a group of deserters hanging around.
>Soon you reached your destination, recovered the crystal by solving an easy riddle successfully hiding your presence from doggish deserters while you did so and plundered staff cafeteria.
>Right after stuffing your saddlebags to the brim with more or less useful loot you went back to your dad's, stopping in the temple because it was already too dark to get there without any trouble.
>Some bonding with Hran happened. Last question that he had for you was "Who do YOU call monsters and savages?" after you asked him exactly the same.
>Well?

>>25371500
Aw, I thought I could get your help. I feel like gun freaks on /k/ would grind me into ground for not getting a true rilfe instead of air gun. I can buy air gun freely if it's energy of shoot is lower than a certain level. After buying it I want to upgrade, I heard there is a way, to give it more energy, that it could actually work like a proper gun should.

>>25390629
Those who take advantage of others suffering in this war.

>>25390752
>It took a while of hestitation to make your mind. Who would you call a monster in current circumstances? Those who use violence? But everyone uses it to a some degree. Even foals were throwing stones at Bunia's windows back then.
>And you used it too. Self defence, right?
>You know that you could certainly call Thorn a monster, you used to believe that all Dogs are monsters. But these thoughts didn't give you an answer you could tell to Hran.
>Finally you spoke slowly, weighing your words.
"I think those who cruelly take advantage of other unfortunates suffering in those dark times would fit the definition."
>Hranchak looked down and began to think. For a second you imagined a bunch of sprocket wheels turning in his brain when you noticed his expression. You smiled almost invisibly.
>>"I think... it matches what I said. If greed or cruelty blinds you, you turn to a true monster" he replied. "Huh. Nice to know that one time in my life me and some little cheeky stickhead can think alike."
>Then he made a move like he tried to stretch his hoof towards you, but changed his mind really swiftly. It could pass as a twitch.
>>"So are you gonna sit with me here for all night long or rest for a bit, before you turn will come?" he asked right away, quite rudely you could say, and turned to face the temple entrance.
>Cold wind blowing through broken stain glass windows made you shiver. Looks like you small talk was abruptly cut short, so you walked to the sacristy and hit the hay.

>Then you woke up when a ray of Sun hit you straight in the eyes.
>Almost immediately after realizing that it was daytime already you jumped out of your poor bedding and rushed to the main temple.
>cont

It was probably because of bad timing if anything.

http://www.4de.com/

Reminder that 4de is claiming to have a countdown to when they'll ship, but it's probably a lie.

>>25389091
>4de
>getting a plushie
choose one.

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All I want is a Spike plushie and no one makes them.

>>25388769
Is it wrong if I want to cum in her bow?

>>25388769
Twilight your role playing fetishes are getting out of hand. Last week you where a dog, this week your my daughteru.

>>25388775
no

>>25388761
>tfw poorfag
>tfw can't begin
Welp, i guess i'll just walk into the nearest mushroom cloud.
Happy Holocaust everyone.

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Malice shall take over boston and win alloy's heart with the help of her flanamingo pet

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>>25388510
So how shit is 4 guys? So far I think it's below 3 desu.