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Help me /mlp/. Not only have I never fapped to ponies, I've never fapped in my life. What do I do?

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>"Anon, I will give you a hundred bits for every day you go without masturbating or having sex. Please, just stop."

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>Ponyville seems to be a hotbed of excitement these days. Between the dragons roosting in the mountains, horrid monsters wandering out from the Everfree Forest, ancient ruins discovered deep in the earth, and the ever-presenting of all-out war between the Equestrians and the Gryphons, it seems like everypony looking for fame or fortune is flocking to this town.
>It is an age of knights, adventurers, dark magics, and destined heroes.
>You are none of these things.
>Your name is Pot Luck, and you just want to run your inn and tavern, the Sword and Board.
>Though after last night, you wonder if re-classifying your business as a brothel would be more accurate. True the aphrodisiac powder made you a lot more susceptible to suggestions, but you'd be lying if you said you didn't enjoy it.
>In the hopes of earning more bits, you accompanied Azura to the Longhorn ranch to help them with a dairy delivery run. Turns out, such runs are anything but boring and you've been prepped to deal with cat burglars.

Archives: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/anotherday

Characters: http://pastebin.com/RVB0Hjqp

Inn floorplan: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fouKOvZLar5QZ4zOwmvnXA1hcPZ5UIBXNuy8RN0oFME/edit?usp=sharing

List of Supplies and Upgrades: http://pastebin.com/WgG9utrB

Special thanks as always to our artist.

>Upon noticing the arrival of cat burglars, you quickly swing your pony-portable irritant spray system and prepare to soak some pussy.
>Or at least, it should've...but when you pull the trigger, nothing happens.
"Oh ponyfeathers! I need to pump it first!" you blurt out to Azura, quickly shifting your attention to the aforementioned task.
>"Ha! That's what she said," Azura snaps back.
"Seriously, Azura?"
>"Watch and learn, rookie!" the unicorn replies as she readies her wand. But just as she's about to, another cat suddenly drops onto her from the passing trees, obscuring her vision and hissing wildly at her.

You've still got pumping to do. Input action.

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After almost 2 years of waiting, the time has come to finish BiscuitAnons fic "Equestrian Invasion"!

Biscuit is/was a writefag that started a fic called "Equestrian Invasion" in the late summer of 2013, but due to a few "complications" he stopped writing.
He was successfully summoned after a years hiatus, but soon disappeared once again, leaving the readers devistated. So we've taken it upon ourselves to finish this.

>you come to class after a night without sleeping
>you sit next to your desk tired as fuck
>the bell rings as you yawn
>after a few minutes the teacher comes in and behind her a new student
>the first thing you notice about the student is her rainbow-colored hair
>"class, i'd like you to meet our new student, Rainbow Dash"
>"Would you like to say a few words Rainbow?"
>"I don't really like talking to egg-heads"
>The teacher looks at her and whisper to herself" Great, another one"
>"There's a free table next to Anon, You will be sitting there from now on"
>By the time she sits next to you the teacher is already writing something on the board
>Then suddenly you hear
>"Hey, Pssst. Anon, You're not a Egg-Head right?

Previous writers:
>Dapper4
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Dapper4

>Jasse
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/JasseSwefag

>Sage
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Anon_Sage

>Horsefellow
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/HorseFellow

>Chelis
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/115816/the-girls

BiscuitAnons pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/BiscuitAnon

If there are any more writers/artists out there who are up for a challenge, get in here!
Most, but not all of these stories start on day 4 (http://pastebin.com/jhAkSe84- line 605)

>Equestrian Invasion is a fic about Anon, who one day meets no other than Rainbow Dash in his classroom. As the days go, the rest of the mane 6 shows up in his school, and it becomes Anons task to help them get home.
>Will he succeed? will he get to cum inside Rainbow Dash? Find out after the break!

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Thoughts on the previous episode and the current season in general?

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What's the longest you've gone without clopping?

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>"Hey Anon. What's this Hell place I keep hearing about?"

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Here we go again!

Dubs decided who goes into the shredder.
Trips can resurrect a pony from the grave.

Last pony standing is best pony.

Previous winners: Colgate: Rarity

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>2 0 Rules
goo gl/GZeKHu
>2 0 Multiclasses
goo gl/3Gzb5Z

>1 4 rules
goo gl/jyvXV
>1 4 Multiclasses
goo gl/6Tvgb

>Expanded Racials 3 5 (New Release!)
goo gl/LdJNFf

>OP Image:
goo gl/IpKEC
>optional dice-bot script
http://jsbin com/amemah/latest

>ooc chat
http://cytu be/r/Pretendhorse_Playhouse
>Alternate Chat
http://cytu be/r/mlprpg
This is where everyone is! Stop by and say hi!

>IRC:
Channel is #MLPRPG
Host is Rizon
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Claim your waifu
Get dubs you have a happy life with her
Get singles she gets raped by shrek and dies

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http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/coltquest

From the last thread:

>Joyride rescues Emerald from the Pecan Family Farm
>The two of them find out Hope is going to Whiterwater.
>The pair get to Whiterwater
>Emerald bangs a Griffon and gets another orb, as well as 300 bits.
>Emerald spends 60 of those bits getting a hat and ice cream.
>Emerald convinces Joyride to teach him Alchemy.
>They make an invisibility potion.
>Emerald gets to go to Joyride's library, and reads some books on alchemy as well as seeing Joyride's photo album.
>Joyride invites him on a journey to help her orgasm by making a potion, which he accepts.
>Emerald goes to sleep and wakes up the next day, deciding to try to use what he learned to make a potion himself.

Continued next post...

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>Can i help with your search anon?

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Drawfag here is bored. Give me a horse, any horse. Idc if Its canon or nah, I'll draw it. Might even do a couple.

Pic related, My art style.

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"Wanna go to the fights, Anon? Sugarcube Robinson is fighting in the main event."

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Battlestation Thread.
R8