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Episode 522: What About Discord?
Written by Neal Dusedau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
If there's something that has been a near-constant in Twilight's life, it's been keeping close to home waiting upon some say-so or suggestion to go anywhere. She's rather goal-oriented, and loves to test herself, but even with the fascination she's held for places further off than the Canterlot-Ponyville region, she doesn't seem to make time to travel. Perhaps it's just that she feels bound as a princess to stay available when she can, or lately it might simply be that she doesn't want to be too far away from the map, since it doesn't seem to operate on any predictable schedule. But wouldn't it be nice to go on a travelling adventure of her own?
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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 521: Scare Master
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Episode preview
https://derpy.me/HooffieldsMcColts
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
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I love it when the ponies make that happy face
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>rape
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Episode 522: What About Discord?
Written by Neal Dusedau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
He's not exactly the easiest fellow to have dropping in and out whenever he chooses, but Discord does seem sincere enough in remaining loosely within the structures of Equestrian polite society. He still has his shortcomings and chaotic whims, and the Tirek debacle might have gone less painlessly had he fulfilled his accepted task. Then again, had he done so, the box from the Tree of Harmony might have remained a mystery for some time, despite the keys collected. Just how Discord know that he doesn't let on about? What are his personal goals, and how close is he to reaching them?Just what was he doing before the first time he appeared in Equestria?
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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 521: Scare Master
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Episode preview
https://derpy.me/HooffieldsMcColts
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
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>rape
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What's Rarity's last name?
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MLP General 2015-11-12 20:46:33 Post No.25416867
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Episode 522: What About Discord?
Written by Neal Dusedau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
Something else Twilight may have taken away from Discord's latest shenanigans: it's perfectly alright that her friends have shared experiences that she missed out on, but she might also share her own time more regularly if that bothers her. Sorting books is a lot of fun for her, but it's perhaps not the easiest group activity to sell. So all she has to do is wander by her friends' and see what they're interested in for the weekends and so forth. It's such a simple plan, and she doesn't even have to concern herself with the map not sending her along!Being Equestria, everything can go wrong, but why not stay optimistic?
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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 521: Scare Master
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Episode preview
https://derpy.me/HooffieldsMcColts
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
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Episode 522: What About Discord?
Written by Neal Dusedau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
Discord seems to take particular delight in tormenting Twilight Sparkle. It isn't as if he's unwilling to taunt her friends, though Fluttershy has given him unexpected resistance in that respect, but at the end of it all, he just doesn't spend so much time on other targets. Perhaps it's the circumstances Twilight has been in since he awoke, especially after becoming a princess. It isn't as if he's after revenge, particularly; Celestia and Luna might have borne more of the brunt of it if he had been. And he has (briefly, anyhow) triumphed over her before. So it's something else that amuses him to ply his brand of chaos.
Perhaps she isn't the first, though- just how long had he been loose before statued by the Elements of Harmony the first time?
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http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 521: Scare Master
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
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We should resume the discussion of blue stallion horses
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Episode 522: What About Discord?
Written by Neal Dusedau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
There's probably dozens of things Spike would prefer to do with his weekends besides reshelving books. Whether talking hoofball or seeing if Rarity needs help with production or just walking around Ponyville, it's things he's done before that he liked. But what he wants more than all that is to maintain his #1 Assistant status with Twilight Sparkle. After all their time together, it's a comfort all its own.
Not that he won't squeeze in massages and gem snacks as compensation for the particularly slow prospects. There's a certain amount of take earned.
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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 521: Scare Master
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
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>Starlight Glimmer deep in the bush doesn't have the same ring to it.
Sigh.
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Episode 522: What About Discord?
Written by Neal Dusedau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
It's understandable that Twilight Sparkle might not fully trust Discord, particularly where her friends are concerned, and especially after Tirek's rampage. Still, after all this time, she might start to consider how he enjoys both needling her and "teaching" her - she might have cottoned to that idea before assuming he simply ensorcelled them. It's just part of her personality, one supposes.Where did she get the concept that she shouldn't be able to get jealous just because she's the princess of friendship, anyway? Celestia probably wouldn't have told her that.
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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 521: Scare Master
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
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second for memes
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Been doodling ponies again trying to get better. Still have trouble with facial expression, body, and legs.
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Episode 522: What About Discord?
Written by Neal Dusedau
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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
Zecora knows quite a bit about concoctions and remedies that Twilight hasn't focused her studies upon. And with some of the more esoteric items she's collected, such as potions that can only be activated by alicorn magic, she remains quite an enigma. Where does she come by some of her rarities, both in possessions and knowledge? Has she often had the opportunity to test even half of her stock? There are some very edge cases indeed. She is well read, of course, so that solves a bit of that... excepting, then, where she came by the books in the first place. But she's a helpful zebra, all the same.And she really just enjoys having that cauldron around.
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http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 521: Scare Master
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
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wank that pone
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Dear god no...
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I wonder what communist milk would actually taste like.
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We didn't even get a chance to stop her.
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Water.
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Thoughts?
Blatant cash-grab aside, that Old Lang Syne rendition made me genuinely feelsy.
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They've all got original lyrics, which I didn't expect, and it's all pretty good desu.
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Applejack and Spike had the best songs.
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>"This holiday season get those hooves up! Your favorite jews bring you yet another cash grab!"
>"For the low low price of 24.99 plus shipping and handling, you'll get to hear your favorite Hasbro owned characters sing cheerful holiday tunes!"
>"Featuring lyrical accompaniments by Nickelback, Creed, 3 days grace, and Black Gryph0n!"
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I'm probably late to the show but did anyone else notice this in the last episode?
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Every thread deserves at least one reply :^)
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holy shit a red box! we need porn of it
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>>25381705
Starlight glimmer in the bush :^)
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What is your favourite secret in RCS, /mlp/?
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I like that the game sucks llama dong.
Wait, you wanted a secret?
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shut the fuck up cocksucker you stupid little bitch nobody cares about you
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>>25379859
omg why so rude?
chill out man
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So, we never got around to marrying [s4s] did we? The plan was for Global Rule 15 to be released on that board when we got married.
Does that mean /trash/ is our bastard child?
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That is a pretty accurate description
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Why can't we have good things? 2015-11-08 21:37:49 Post No.25379391
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Why can't we have good things?
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Why can't we have nice things?
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What is this?
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>>25379409
That is an mmorpg called legends of equestria
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>>25379391
what happened?
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2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Day 9: fallout edition 2015-11-08 21:34:46 Post No.25379357
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2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Day 9: fallout edition
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What is this?
A tournament wherein teams representing various 4chan boards compete in virtual memeball. Consult the wiki for details. http://implyingrigged.info/
>Where is this?
On the official Twitch channel, /the4chan [nospace] cup
>When does /mlp/ play?
NOT IN THE FRIENDLIES THAT'S FOR SURE
go to http://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2015_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup for remaining schedule.
drawing is afterwards later today
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First forv/pol/
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First for- Fuck
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>/x/ playing with a ouija board
"Are there any ghosts around at all?"
>Spells out 'Y - E - S'
"What's your name?"
>'J - O - H - N - C - E - N-
"GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!"
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>"What do you think that you are doing, Mr. Anonymous,"
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Wot's it matter to you, adolt?!
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>read as "adolf"
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Well wot dafok m8? Ya think it's a bloody li'l game? A'oughta beat tha livin tar outta ya, and have my jolly fella's teach ya a lesson wanka. I been at the top o' me game in the whuppi' o' ass, 'n' your's is up in ma range for grebbin'. Na ye better fockin run befah me mates do noice damage on' ye' face and le'e ye with somane bruises en' bumps ye look like some fockin rasberries m8.
Now ye got one chance mate.
Leave or see me aussies intro you to >rape.