>"Now it's time for the funnest part of the lesson... Calculus! Aren't you excited anon?"
>"Anon?..."
>"ANON WAKE UP!"
>>25441856
Twilight, I spent three years studying Calculus. If you don't allow me to sleep, I swear I'm going to shove you so hard through that chalk board that the treebary will EXPLODE.
>>25441856
I'm awake. What are we doing, differential calculus or integral?
>>25441856
Why don't you integrate the function of my belt so you can study the area below my waist?
...
>>25441824
Please stay.
>>25441824
Aqui vamos de nuevo
>>25441824
>be Anon in Equestria
>you toiled away at Sweet Apple Acres
>the hay molded to your will
>or rather the pitchforks
>regardless, you shoveled pile after pile of it, moving it from point A to point B
>it was simple work, but still tiring pulling the wagon in heat like this
>"Howdy thar Anon, hard at work ah see!"
>you spun around to face Applejack, her signature stetson tilted upwards, revealing a kind and proud smile
>when you came here you were possibly one of the laziest people on either planet
>but after you were hired by her, you had begun to take pride in your work
"Yeah Applejack, moving the hay into the barn like you asked."
>she chuckled moving closer to you and patting you on the back
>"Doing good so far, keep goin' and then come inside for some lemonade sugar cube."
>resisting the urge to respond with salt sphere you nodded
>she grimaced slightly at her hoof, now moist with your sweat
>cautiously sniffing it, she paused for a second before licking it
>wait... what?
>this action stunned you, leaving you wide open to the warm, thick muscle sliding up your side
>you looked down to see Applejack licking your side
>>25441715
It's shit.
>>25441715
Go on...
>>25441715
Keep going bruh
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME...
>>25441689
ALL AROUND THE WOOOOORLD....
>>25441689
FLY AWAY NOW! FLY AWAY NOW!
FFFFFLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAWWWWWWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!
STANDING HERE
I REALIZE
>"What are you looking at, ape?"
SWIGGITY SWOOTY I'M COMIN FOR THAT BOOTY
>>25441530
What are YOU looking at, donkey
>>25441530
How does it feel knowing that I could crush your head like a grape?
When did the magic die to you, /mlp/?
Season 3.
>>25441377
When you got your cutie mark.
You're no longer fuckable, Scoots... I'm sorry.
>>25441377
It didn't. The show's gone through changes, but it still holds strong for me.
Why we don't like again?
No hooves.
Didn't get as much characterization as the Dazzlings.
I still like them.
But I do like them.
I'm really mad. Can we have a flutter shy thread?
Of course we can.
fluttershy is a cutie pie baby
If you could introduce ANY genre of music to Equestria what would it be? Give an example song.
>>25441007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKUSF1YxCk0
https://m.youtube.com/results?q=pete%20seeger%20&sm=1
Folk fag reporting in
Just this song is enough:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHalAUHOrKc
>"Um... Anon? Are you sure this is what mares- I mean, females in your world wear?"
>>25440980
No Twilight, the bra is supposed to go over your ears.
>>25440980
Do you want your tits to look like deflated balloons when you're 20 like some fucking African tribal?! Do you?! Then wear the bra you fucking grape mutant!
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
I love you
I want to piss in her mouth and make her swallow it.
^:)
Serious question, do you think mlp is a legitimately good show? or do you just wacth it becauce it's cute and stuff?
>>25440570
I don't watch it. I just fuck around on this board.
>>25440570
I just think it's cute. Makes me happy with its simpleness and colorful characters.
A bit of both, honestly.
/)^3^(\
>>25440302
What the fuck is that?
>>25440302
^:)
That's what I wanna know
What would you do if your waifu gave you raisin cookies under the pretense that they were chocolate chip?
>>25440256
Fucking pussies, both are fucking amazing.
>>25440256
Eat them anyway, but give them an intense awkward stare the entire time, alerting them to the sin they have committed
>>25440256
I'm autistic, so, I'd be really upset. I like chocolate chips, fuck raisins, raisins are gross.
Is there any non-/mlp/ OCs that /mlp/ likes?
>>25440159
>>25440217
Back to funnyjunk, faggot.
>>25440159
One of the true OCs
A disciple of Shrek
The emissary of Flavortown